Luo Daheng and Li Yuncong led a group of yamen servants to escape the clutches of the six sisters of the Mu family who were planning to sell themselves to repay their debts. After chasing them outside the village, they saw Ye Xiaotian holding a small tree, laughing and beating his face in pain. trunk.
As soon as Luo Daheng came to Ye Xiaotian's side, Ye Xiaotian took Luo Daheng's fat hand, and said with a wry smile: "No, I really have a strange disease, and if I keep laughing like this, I will die, woooooo, hahaha..."
The tycoon looked at Ye Xiaotian sympathetically, held back for a while, and then came up with a comforting word: "Brother, people often say that a thousand dollars is hard to buy a smile..."
Ye Xiaotian was about to go mad with anger, he flicked the tycoon's head adze vigorously: "It's hard to buy a smile! I tell you it's hard to buy a smile! You try to smile like this, hahahaha... Ouch, laughing makes my liver hurt, hahahaha... Ouch, My belly hurts... hahahaha..."
Li Yuncong and the other police officers stood not far away, seeing Ye Xiaotian's distressed appearance, each of them couldn't help laughing.
Luo Daheng said nonchalantly: "How about I take elder brother to see a doctor?"
At the moment, everyone couldn't care less about continuing to collect grain taxes, and they drove back with Ye Xiaotian, how Ye Xiaotian laughed wildly along the way, not mentioning the situation, after everyone returned to the county, they were immediately led by Li Yuncong to the last place in the county. A well-known doctor's family rushed over.
Along the way, Ye Xiaotian was still laughing and laughing, causing passers-by to look sideways. While walking, Ye Xiaotian suddenly heard a burst of laughter like silver bells, Ye Xiaotian thought he had met a patient, he turned his head sympathetically, and saw Zhan Ning'er standing beside him with a smile.
Today Zhan Ning'er saw that blowing arrows was ineffective, so she went back to the inn disgruntled. Her older cousin An Nantian saw that her little cousin looked uneasy, and hurriedly accompanied Xinxin to coax her out to go shopping. Although Zhan Ning'er has some male habits, she is still a girl after all, but there is no girl who doesn't like shopping, so she followed her cousin out.
Unexpectedly, the two brothers and sisters were walking when they suddenly heard a burst of laughter. Zhan Ning'er followed the sound and saw Ye Xiaotian riding on the horse, holding his belly and laughing in pain. Zhan Ning'er was startled for a moment, then jumped up and said: "Ah! It worked, it worked, hahahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian saw that it was Zhan Ning'er, so he jumped off the horse, clutching his belly that hurts badly when he just smiled, and said weakly: "Ah, so it's Miss Ning'er, you...you also suffer from laughter disease? Hehehe... I'm going to see the doctor, do you want to go together? Hahaha... "
Zhan Ning'er smugly smiled and said, "Laughing disease? It's thanks to you that you came up with the name, but, your problem of continuous laughing is my fault."
"What?"
Ye Xiaotian was taken aback, and said in surprise and anger: "You did it? You... What poison did you poison me? Why... Hahaha... Could it be the legendary Gu poison?"
Ye Xiaotian had heard more than one time that the Miao people raised Gu, and described the poison as unbelievable. Now that he knew that his strange laughing disease was actually done by Zhan Ning'er, he immediately thought of the omnipotent, vicious The incomparable Gu poison came.
Zhan Ning'er was thinking that he would just punish you lightly and make you laugh for twelve hours, "laughing so hard that you can't live without laughing", but Ye Xiaotian thought of a Gu poison that makes people's faces change, Zhan Ning'er was stunned , casually said: "That's right, this is exactly the Gu played by this girl, doesn't it feel good? Hahaha..."
Ye Xiaotian was shocked: "Hahaha...of course it's uncomfortable, this Gu...can this Gu make people laugh all the time?"
Laughing is originally a very pleasant thing, but nothing can go too far. Ye Xiaotian now knows how painful it is to laugh until he doesn't want to laugh anymore, but he has to continue laughing. If you keep laughing, you might as well die.
Zhan Ning'er rolled her eyes, and said: "Well, but you won't, it's just a reaction that your body hasn't fully adapted to after being poisoned by the Gu, and it only takes a day for the Gu to settle in your body and stabilize, you I won't laugh any more."
"Settle down in my body? God, this is not a woman who is pregnant with a child!" Ye Xiaotian felt horrified at the thought of a life that would settle and grow in his body. He had heard people say that Gu poison is actually a poisonous insect. Things, I don't want to be true.
Ye Xiaotian said with a pale face: "I... what kind of Gu is in me?"
Zhan Ning'er said with a smile: "You're in it... it's madness!"
"Madness?"
Ye Xiaotian immediately imagined such a picture in his mind: an unkempt, smirking lunatic, picking up moldy steamed buns and rotten vegetable clappers in the garbage dump to feed his hunger, and naughty children hit him on the head with stones from time to time...
Ye Xiaotian shivered cleverly, and tremblingly said: "Crazy Gu? Will I go crazy?"
Zhan Ning'er said: "It won't be crazy all the time, it's just that it might happen once at some point."
Ye Xiaotian nervously said: "Then what will happen when I have an attack? Will I tear off my clothes and run into the street naked?"
Zhan Ning'er: "..."
Seeing her expression, Ye Xiaotian suddenly felt sad: "This is really happening? Oh my god, what kind of person should I be!"
An Nantian: "..."
Zhan Ning'er held back her laughter and coughed twice, and said, "It won't be like this, you won't lose your mind completely, it's just that when you get sick occasionally, you can't control yourself, such as... hitting someone, swearing at someone, doing something... Something unbecoming of official decency has happened..."
Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay!" After finishing speaking, he realized that something was wrong, and said with a bitter face: "This is not good either! Miss Ning'er, hasn't our festival been over long ago, you give me the Gu Solve it, okay? Hahaha, I promise I will never offend you again."
Zhan Ning'er spread her hands and said, "Untie? How do I untie it? To get rid of the poison, you have to cut open your stomach, search through your internal organs, find the Gu, and pull it out."
Ye Xiaotian straightened his eyes and said: "Then I am dead? Hahaha..."
Zhan Ning'er patted Ye Xiaotian's shoulder lightly: "My condolences."
Zhan Ning'er turned around and left. After walking three steps, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but curl up: "Hmph! Smart people have too many thoughts and scare themselves. Hey, you thought of Gu poison yourself, no wonder I, look at you Don't you dare to offend me in the future..."
"Miss Ning'er, Miss Zhan..."
Seeing that Zhan Ning'er was gone, Ye Xiaotian tried to catch up with him. Jiu Dang and Jiu Gao hugged their shoulders and crossed in front of him. Ye Xiaotian looked up at these two men who were not from Hu County, but they were also very strong. He had no choice but to stop.
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Ye Xiaotian was stunned for a while, and then he led the horse and walked forward dejectedly. At this time, his laughter was not as strong as before, probably because the blowing arrow in his hand was weaker, so it has gradually become normal now. It's only when I'm cold that I will laugh a few times.
But when he thought about the possibility of intermittent madness in the future, Ye Xiaotian was worried: "Crazy! Even if it's only occasionally... that's crazy..."
The tycoon walked beside him with his schoolbag on his shoulders, and kindly comforted him: "Brother, don't worry, I'm here!"
Ye Xiaotian said weakly: "What can you do, can you cure madness?"
The tycoon dug out a brick from his schoolbag, and proudly said to Ye Xiaotian, "I've decided to keep this brick on my body from now on. Whenever you go crazy, brother, I'll give you a brick."
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
The tycoon laughed: "Brother, what are you thinking, I won't slap you to death, I just slap you unconscious, and it will be fine when you pass your madness."
Ye Xiaotian said angrily: "Brat, with your indifferent hands, if you slap a brick, maybe I will be cured of my madness, and then my stupidity will come. Come here, give me the brick, and let me shoot it first." Let it out!"
The tycoon said: "Ah! Dad!"
Ye Xiaotian said: "It's no use calling Dad, bring it here!"
The tycoon pointed forward and said, "It's really my father!"
Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look, and laughed a few times.
When Hong Baichuan saw his son from afar, his brows immediately became pimples. He frowned like a strict father. As soon as he got close, Ye Xiaotian laughed strangely, scaring Yuanwai Hong. Jump. Yuan Hong looked at Ye Xiaotian, and said strangely: "Ai Dianshi, why are you laughing?"
Ye Xiaotian was annoyed in his heart: "Damn, this disease has come again!" Suddenly, Ye Xiaotian had a flash of inspiration, and secretly said: "Hong Yuanwai is a well-known wealthy gentry in Hu County, he is well-informed, will he know about madness?" solution?"
Thinking of this, Ye Xiaotian threw away the reins of the horse, rushed over, grabbed Hong Yuanwai's hand, and was so excited that he said incoherently: "Hong Yuanwai, I've been poisoned!"
Hong Baichuan was stunned, and then smiled hehe: "Ah! Let me just say, why does Ai Dianshi smile so happily. Hehe, it turns out that people are in good spirits on happy occasions."
Ye Xiaotian: "Huh?"
Hong Baichuan asked with a smile: "What prize did Mr. Ai win?"
Ye Xiaotian explained weakly: "I've been hit by a Gu!"
"oh!"
Hong Baichuan suddenly realized, and said: "Drums? Drums are good! Drums are good! Although the drums are not worth a few dollars, they can hear the sound, so please bring good luck."
Ye Xiaotian: "..."
Hong Baichuan let go of Ye Xiaotian, turned to the tycoon, and his face immediately became serious: "You bastard, where did you die all day, huh? I can't find you early in the morning, so you go to Huangdaxianling to see the hanged ghost Are you going? Didn’t I say that if you don’t want to go to school, you have to learn to do business?”
The tycoon drooped his head and said naively: "Oh..."
Hong Baichuan was even more furious when he saw that he looked like he didn't want to get in. He lifted his leg and was about to kick the tycoon, but with a single movement of his shoulder, the tycoon, who had been familiar with his movements for a long time, twisted his fat buttocks very quickly. He hid behind Ye Xiaotian.
"You...you..." Hong Yuanwai pointed at his son, and it took him a long time to hold back his breath: "You bastard, you will piss me off sooner or later!" Hong Baichuan cursed bitterly, and took out a piece of paper from his arms , handed it forward bitterly, and said, "Take it!"
The tycoon stepped forward hesitantly, took the piece of paper from his father, opened it, and smiled happily: "Silver note! Three thousand taels!"
The tycoon hurriedly collected the bank notes, lowered his head, drew circles on the ground with his toes, and said to Hong Baichuan coyly: "Father, how dare he take so much pocket money, but don't worry, dad, I will save money." Put some flowers on it."