"Fuck me! How come I became a woman..."
A shrill yell mixed with disbelief, consternation, grief, ecstasy, and other complex emotions broke the silence in the bar room.
Weizard paused for this rough command, but he still inhaled and took a sip of wine.
The tongue is stirred in a slow motion, allowing the wine to fully contact the tongue, upper jaw, lower jaw, inner cheeks and the position of the tongue base, and bursts of aroma fill the entire mouth.
After squinting his eyes contentedly, Weizard tilted his head and shifted his gaze to the "lady" sitting on his right.
I saw this "young lady" wearing a long dress with a skirt supported by a thin frame and wearing a hat with artificial floral ornaments. She was using an unusually wild movement to put her hands on her body.
Under the gaze of several "gentlemen", the Western European woman with a decent appearance was rubbing the pair of "big fruits" on her chest with her hands. She even planned to lift up her skirt and stretch out her hand. Go in and "check" it.
"Ahem..."
A middle-aged man in a long tuxedo coughed twice in embarrassment, trying to divert everyone's attention.
"Madam, it's not our intention to encounter such a weird situation! But you shouldn't be like this... well, so..."
Before the middle-aged man could finish speaking, the "lady" roared in a nearly collapsed voice: "Madam? QNMD Damn Madam! I'm a pure man..."
"￥%...%...#@#%!!!"
After a period of hysterical venting, the young "lady"'s mood finally stabilized.
"Okay! We've wasted a lot of time..."
Another older man with a monocle on the bridge of his nose and a little gray hair said, "I believe everyone already understands the current situation!"
Looking at the faces of everyone, the older man continued, "Although I don't know how Nightmare Paradise selected us? How does it work? How many players like us are there?"
"... However, these questions do not prevent us from completing this'trial scenario'."
The calm tone of the older man seemed to have a kind of magic, and soon calmed the restless people.
"Introduce myself first... In this mission scenario, my name is Sol Arnold and I am a retired military doctor."
Under the sign of the older man, several other players also said one after another:
"Joan David, my identity in the game is a priest."
"Norton Bell, an engineer who maintains a radio station."
"Lina Rodney, uh... I am a ballerina."
"Wizard Tisrael."
Weizard, who did not get the corresponding "pseudonym", said without changing his face: "I am a professional writer."
After the introduction of himself, the older man with the pseudonym Thor nodded and said, "Very good! It seems that everyone is not a'brainless' fool. I hope we can cooperate happily in this trial mission."
Saul, a retired military doctor, naturally brought himself into the role of temporary team leader, and no one had any objections to this.
"If you have no doubts, I think we'd better leave here..."
While talking, Sol looked up from his seat.
It was not until this time that everyone noticed that the seemingly thin body of the retired military doctor in front of him was actually quite strong.
"Huh? Why are you leaving?"
Engineer Norton, the middle-aged man in a long dress, said with a stunned look: "The environment here is pretty good! Look, there are drinks and food... Well, I mean, everyone It’s totally possible to discuss what to do next here, and adapt to the environment on board by the way..."
"Mr. Norton, for your suggestion... I am afraid I cannot accept it!"
Sol shook his head and explained: "According to the hints given in the'cutscenes', the passenger ship we are on is in a fatal crisis..."
"Although it is not certain when this crisis will come, I can say with certainty that if we stay here and don't move, all that awaits us... is death!"
"Is it so exaggerated?"
Engineer Norton murmured: "Isn't it alarmist..."
After hearing Norton’s murmur, Saul wiped his monocle; the priest Joan David, who was sitting in the innermost side of the bar booth, seemed to hear nothing; and Weizard himself was excited. He repeatedly held the drinks and food on the table.
As for the only "female" among the five players, the ballerina Lena, spit out two words contemptuously: "Idiot!"
"You... who do you say is a fool? I am not!"
Norton, an engineer who is not good at words, retorted with a blushing face.
The ballerina Lena rolled her beautiful eyes, and Shi Shiran said: "Mr. Norton! Please carefully recall the'cutscenes'... [Princess Lalgni... trip.】"
"'Journey of death'? What can this mean?"
Lena's tone was aggressive: "Mr. Norton, you should understand by now, right?"
"But... but you don't know what the'journey of death' is?"
Engineer Norton defended himself: "Since we don't know what kind of fatal crisis the four words'journey of death' represent, why should we say that'we stay here' will definitely die? Maybe, leave. It’s really going to die here...
"For this question..."
While continuing the action of "pick up and put down the drinks and food on the table", Weizard said in a lazy tone: "For this question, I can explain it!"
"... [Perhaps the vast ocean is not as wide as imagined... An inevitable collision occurs...]... [Once it happens, the "tragedy" will seize the opportunity severely and begin its cruel and cruel killing!] …"
In an aria-like tone, Weizard repeated the commentary that appeared in the cutscenes verbatim, and then his voice changed back to the previous lazy state: "Collision, tragedy, Massacre... These three terms are already very obvious! The crisis we are facing must be a'marine accident' with heavy casualties..."
After speaking, Weizard started the monotonous action of "pick up and put down the drinks and food on the table" again.
Sol, the retired medic on the side, looked thoughtfully at Weizard's strange behavior.
"Okay, okay! I see..."
Engineer Norton finally gave up his insistence, he nagged and said: "Although my reaction is a little slower, it does not mean that I am a idiot!"
It can be seen that Norton is very sensitive to the word "idiot", but why is it so
A smile appeared at the corner of Weizard's mouth.
(PS: I believe you have guessed it too...)