As a little old man in a black suit and white shirt with a bow tie appeared on the stage, the noisy buzzing of the auction site gradually quieted down.
The little old man was in high spirits, and his silver hair was meticulously combed. First, he showed a smile and said, "All new and old friends, welcome to Huanzhen Auction House! I am your old friend, Brother Lin!"
There was a little laugh from below.
Depending on the age, it is enough for many young grandfathers present.
But this is also normal, just like some people, although very young, became grandfathers early.
"I believe that friends who can come here must have some knowledge of this auction house. So without further ado, let's start today's first auction. The old rules are used as a warm-up. The starting price is one yuan. "
There was a burst of laughter again below, and someone said: "Lao Lin, forget it, every time I take out a piece of garbage to fool people, this part is canceled, don't waste everyone's time."
"Brother Lin, you're trying to deceive us by breaking it up again!"
"I won't give you a dollar!"
In the face of the well-meaning ridicule of some familiar guests below, Lao Lin's wrinkled old face was still filled with a warm smile, and he laughed loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, good things have been driven in the warm-up! Also, today's event A warm-up lot, to be honest, it's really a big baby!"
"Alas!"
The following cheers sounded like a cross talk show, and the atmosphere was very cheerful.
Qin Jiuyue glanced at Ling Yi next to her and asked, "How do you feel?"
Ling Yi nodded: "It's fun, this old man is very good at adjusting the atmosphere."
Qin Jiuyue covered her mouth and chuckled lightly: "Don't let him hear the words "Old Master", he doesn't like to hear them, and he is the chief auctioneer of Huanzhen Auction House, he doesn't show up in ordinary auctions, it seems It was definitely not wrong today."
"Look, you still don't believe it, when did Brother Lin lie to you?" the little old man said, and said loudly to the backstage: "Come on, bring up today's warm-up baby for the bosses to gain insight!"
Qin Jiuyue said: "The warm-up baby with a starting price of one dollar is also the rule of the magic real. Every time, he will come up with some strange things to make everyone laugh. I don't know what strange things will be this time."
At this time, from the backstage side, seven or eight strong men carried a huge thing onto the stage. From the sound of heavy footsteps, it could be judged that the thing they were carrying was definitely not light.
But because it was covered with red cloth, no one knew what was inside.
The little old man stood on the stage with a relaxed expression on his face: "Maybe everyone can guess what is covered under the red cloth. Does anyone have a guess? Just guess without reward?"
A young man sitting high behind said loudly: "Stone!"
There was another burst of laughter in the arena.
The little old man looked surprised: "Oh, this little brother is too smart! He suddenly guessed that it was a stone? Not bad! It... "
Stepping forward, he tore off the red cloth, and a large blue stone more than two meters long and about one meter high came into view—
"It's just a stone!"
The crowd laughed again.
Qin Jiuyue couldn't help laughing too, and said, "It's really... It's getting more and more bizarre, to actually break a rock to fool people."
"All right!"
The little old man put away his smile, looked serious, and said loudly: "Now let me introduce today's warm-up baby, let's call it baby No. 1!"
Many people who have witnessed the fat woman calling the little boy baby around him just now can't help but laugh out loud and look at the fat woman.
Obviously, the little old man on the stage, Brother Lin, must also know what happened just now. He was joking from the beginning, but everyone didn't think about it, and now he finally understands it.
The fat woman was not annoyed, and said loudly in a rough voice: "Don't fix those useless idiots, can you use this baby? Don't say a dollar to start shooting, and I don't want to pay the old lady, if this thing can be produced well Something, my mother ate it on the spot!"
The little old man smiled slightly: "Eldest sister of the Zhao family, you can't say too much. If something good is going to be sold here, how embarrassing are you?"
The fat woman said nonchalantly, "What's the matter? It's not the first time my mother has broken her promise, otherwise she could be so fat?"
Along with people's roaring laughter, Ling Yi couldn't help but glanced over there. People who can do big business are really not easy.
At this time, the demon girl in Ling Yi's mind said: "No matter how much money, buy it."
Ling Yi was stunned for a moment, then communicated, "Is there something in this stone?"
"A whole piece of top-quality spirit stone is sealed inside." The demon girl said lightly: "I don't know the current price of the spirit stone, but the value is definitely not low."
Ling Yi thought about it, he had more than one million in his card, the starting price of this thing is not fake, but if someone really competed with him... For example, the fat woman who was a little discordant.
Thinking about it in his heart, Ling Yi suddenly stood up and said, "I'll give you a dollar!"
The entire auction scene was silent for a moment.
As expected, the fat woman turned her head and glanced at Ling Yi.
When the little old man on the stage saw Ling Yi, he bared his teeth happily: "Young man, it hasn't started yet!"
Ling Yi said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, it's my first time participating, and I don't know the rules. I think there are top-quality spirit stones there, and I can't wait..."
As soon as these words came out, many people couldn't help but chuckle.
After the fat woman heard this, she became even more unhappy, and turned her head to look at Ling Yi: "What's the matter, little handsome guy, are you trying to fight me to the end? You ran away my little baby, and now you are deliberately talking to me. Am I doing the right thing to get my attention?"
Such shameless words, fat women have no pressure to speak.
"You think too much, I just think there are treasures there. Anyway, the starting price is not expensive. It's only one dollar. I can afford it. You don't want to fight with me, right?" Ling Yi looked at the fat woman said.
The fat woman said with disdain, "My mother is fighting with you? You look down on yourself too much, little handsome guy! You don't want to ask for money for that shit! However, the old lady just said that it was a broken stone, so you roared and jumped. Come out and say that there are treasures in it, you are sincere and have trouble with your sister."
The fat woman stared at Ling Yi with eyes that seemed to swallow Ling Yi into her stomach.
"Otherwise, let's make a bet," Ling Yi looked at her calmly, unmoved, "I'll take a picture of it later and cut it on the spot, if there is a spirit stone in it, then the unpleasantness before will be lost. How about a write-off? You are also a businessman, and I, a small person, can't afford to offend a big boss like you, and I don't want to cause trouble to my friends."
The fat woman narrowed her eyes slightly, but this time she didn't talk nonsense directly, she looked up and down at Ling Yi, and then laughed: "I didn't expect you to be so interesting, he lied about the incident just now, I can't blame you. When you say this, you seem to be angry with your sister Zhao. As for me, who is just with me? I will go back without hesitation. You have killed me so badly, or my mother will kill me. kill you!"
"But if you want to be calm and reasonable with me, then I can also reason with you."
"Okay, you gamble, sister took it! As long as there is a little bit of this broken stone, even if a finger is covered with a large piece of spiritual stone, the unhappiness with you will be completely written off, and I won't mention it from now on."
The fat woman looked at Ling Yi: "But what if you lose?"
Qin Jiuyue looked at Ling Yi nervously, for fear that he would be trapped by this fat woman who seemed to be honest but was actually cunning.
Can't help but whisper: "Don't bet with her..."
The fat woman laughed and said: "Xiao Jiuyue, you are so nervous about him, and you say that he is not yours, don't worry, my sister likes little boys, but only likes to follow me willingly, not interested in other people's!"
Qin Jiuyue's face blushed, she wanted to explain a few words, but she couldn't start.
She is a big girl like her, and she is really no match for a fat woman who is full of words like tigers and wolves.
Ling Yi smiled and said, "Do you have any good suggestions, eldest sister?"
The fat woman laughed: "If you call me big sister, I won't let you scream in vain. In this way, if there is something inside, not only will our little unhappiness be written off, but sister will also owe you a favor! No matter what, as long as Don't be too embarrassed, sister, follow along!"
"If nothing comes out, you can call me Big Sister Zhao in public and apologize to me, saying that I was wrong, and I shouldn't have called you auntie before!"
The fat woman raised her eyebrows at Ling Yi, threw a wink, and then laughed loudly: "How is it? Is it difficult for you?"
Not to mention Ling Yi, even Qin Jiuyue beside him was stunned.
This woman... not easy!
Qin Jiuyue doesn't really know how well fat women are, and she subconsciously doesn't like this kind of vulgar woman who puts her lust on the bright side, so she always keeps her distance.
But the other party's remarks just now had to make people look at it with admiration.
It was a bit unpleasant before. It was a big deal and a small one. People with big hearts would not care too much, but if they were small, it would be a big deal.
After all, no matter how they don't care about their image, not many people are willing to make a fool of themselves in public, right
In fact, from the fact that she knew that she was deceived by Liang Shanming, she was extremely ruthless, and she drove him away without hesitation, and she could see some of her temperament.
It's just that once people are preconceived and look at people with prejudice, it will be difficult to correct them.
And this fat big sister, only used a few words...
sharp!
Ling Yi nodded with a straight face: "Whether you win or lose, I will call you Big Sister Zhao in the future!"
"Hey, look, okay, I recognize your brother!" The fat woman said happily, and then looked around: "Everyone, give me a face, let my brother buy that broken stone for a dollar. ?"
"Sister Zhao's face is to be given!"
"Haha, Big Sister Zhao, you don't say we don't shoot!"
"Yes, Lao Lin wants to cheat pocket money from us, never mind!"
"I won't give him a dollar!"
The little old man on the stage pointed at the fat woman with a wry smile: "Big sister, you are so unkind!"
The fat woman laughed and said, "Lao Lin, don't cry and be poor. Who doesn't know that the warm-up treasures are all junk you brought? All the auction proceeds belong to you?"
The little old man sighed helplessly and said, "Actually, I didn't lie to you, this stone really came out of an old pit, but like everyone here, none of those famous scholars and everyone thinks that there is a spirit stone in it, its size is huge. It's too big. You also know the rules of the auction house, don't open it yourself, leave the opportunity to everyone... "
Many people pouted below, and what they said sounds better than what they sing. Who doesn't know that you are not in your heart
If the young man and Big Sister Zhao were not asked to make a bet to mix it up, maybe someone would spend 18,000 to buy this broken stone to try their luck.
But now everyone doesn't care anymore.
Watching the big sister and the handsome guy bet online is also very fun, so it's a warm-up.
So, as the auction hammer in the little old man's hand fell, this huge stone became Ling Yi's big treasure.
Then, someone took out a professional cutting tool and moved it directly to the stage, ready to cut on the spot!
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Take a look at you, the cry baby is not happy anymore. Today is June 1, everyone who has the ability, don't pretend to be a little loli and a little brother.
I don't want you to beat me to death with a recommendation ticket.