Niu Fei Zai Xia

Chapter 1: Prologue - Fusion Evolution Body

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Singles' Day special program, "I'm an Otaku Winner" recording site.

An otaku contestant named Wu Zhe is hitting the prize pool with clever answers.

The host's voice was fast and urgent: "Parents suddenly enter the room of the nerdy boy, and usually see what the child is doing in front of the computer?"

During the ticking 10-second countdown, Wu Zhe must quickly give an answer that satisfies more than 60% of the audience.

His answer is full of meaning: "...the child is staring at the computer desktop in a daze!"

According to the electronic statistic, more than 60% of the audience thought his answer was correct.

"Next question, what's the biggest difference between having a fever and having a fit?"

"... When you have a fever, you want to put on your clothes, and when you get angry, you want to take off your clothes!"

"More than 60% think it is a wonderful answer! Continue to ask and answer! What is the human organ that has never existed, but both men and women pay great attention to it?!"

"Cleavage!"

"Wonderful answer! Okay, the next question, you are about to hit the 100,000 yuan bonus! Before that, I want to ask, if you get the 100,000 yuan bonus, player Wu Zhe, what will you do with it?"

"Go to Akihabara, the holy land of otaku, and buy a lot of cute things such as galgames and figures!"

"Oh? Aren't you going to meet a Japanese girl along the way?"

"Don't tell me about those vulgar three-dimensional female creatures!" The tone was firm, not afraid of offending the audience who commented.

"...Okay, next question, how would you live if you suddenly became a woman?"

"Eh(⊙o⊙)?"

Bang———

Amidst the exclamations, a ceiling lamp hit Wu Zhe impartially.

...

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In a tunnel constantly flashing black and white halos, Wu Zhe stared blankly at his weak body.

It's like... I'm dead

A minute ago, I was still an aspiring nerd who participated in the quiz show and hit 100,000 soft sister coins.

Become a soul body in a minute

Now, it seems that his soul is traveling in a time warp.

Before Wu Zhe could figure out the situation, something like smoke suddenly appeared in the space-time tunnel, enveloping his soul completely.

A mysterious, mechanical, metallic sound sounded.

[Soul and body confirmation, start fusion. This process is irreversible, fusion degree 1%, 2%, 3%...]

[100% complete!]

[The strongest evolutionary body and the soul body of the fittest are successfully combined, and the recovery of the body begins...]

[mistake! No combat drive found! To be fixed.]

[Start in safe mode, preparing for optimization of survival probability...]

These are the messages that echoed in Wu Zhe's mind one by one.

It seems... I have merged with something

Wu Zhe tried to struggle.

[In space turbulence, the survival probability of the body is optimized, and the liquid mercury shape is automatically selected.]

At this moment, Wu Zhe felt himself softening...

Wu Zhe never imagined that he would slowly turn into a pool of mercury-like liquid, floating forward in the tunnel.

Although there are no so-called eyes and body, he can clearly feel that he has become a pool of quicksilver.

Bang——

Suddenly, the space-time tunnel opened a hole.

A huge woman's palm suddenly pierced through the space-time tunnel, and her reddish nails still carried fragments of space-time fragments, fiercely grabbing at Wu Zhe, who was liquid like mercury.

When this hand is grasped, it suddenly has a magnificent momentum, just like the divine palm of the Tathagata Buddha slapping the monkey.

[Extremely dangerous! The escape probability is less than 1%! ] Wu Zhe heard the metallic sound just now, but it was full of sharp alarm.

click -

The space-time tunnel cracked again, and a man's huge palm reached out, narrowly blocking the grasp of the woman's hand.

Taking advantage of this delay, Wu Zhe's body suddenly changed automatically.

The mercury-like liquid quickly blurred, turning into a ray of light in an instant, bypassing the huge woman's hand, and fleeing into the depths of the space-time tunnel like lightning.

[The escape of the photon-shaped body is completed, the energy consumption is 99%, the jump cannot continue, and the random world falls...]

In a trance, Wu Zhe felt himself plunged into a pool of water.

[Discover human life forms! The maximum chance of survival is automatically selected! dna imitation, clothing evolution, 1%, 2%...]

Wu Zhe didn't know how long it had been in a trance, but felt that he was lifted out of the water.

clatter—

After getting out of the water, Wu Zhe was roughly thrown on the board by the man who rescued him.

It's the front deck of a big ship.

Wu Zhe, who was drenched in water, opened his eyes, and wetly saw that the rescuer was a middle-aged man dressed as an ancient knight.

At this time, the chivalrous man was full of energy, and the water stains on his clothes were shaken out of his clothes by a breath.

Internal strength? Wu Zhe stared in a daze.

But the internal strength is not so strong, could it be the profound energy mentioned in some online novels

After the knight threw Wu Zhe on the ground, he still cursed angrily, but Wu Zhe couldn't understand.

The metallic voice sounded in the brain again: [In language learning, 1%, 10%, 30%...]

To Wu Zhe's astonishment, the reading of the language learning was terribly fast, and the man's words were only a few sentences, and he was already beginning to understand:

"Your mother... took... ten taels of silver... saving your sister... You actually wanted to defect last night... Fortunately, you found out and caught you back early... How can I save the face of calling me the Three Heroes of Qingling?!"

What? What did he say

Hello, is the translation wrong? Is your metal sound a bootleg

Wu Zhe was stunned for a while, then patted his forehead to wake up.

But he was surprised to find that when he raised his hand, his forearm was white and tender, and what he was holding was the pink sleeve of a woman's dress.

No way? !

Wu Zhe put his hands together in front of his eyes in astonishment.

The girl's white and tender skin...

Patting the face, touching the head... the smooth and tender face, the hair style of an ancient unmarried woman.

And on her body... a delicate girl's body.

Fuck me, this otaku has turned into a woman

Too bad, that host is a crow's mouth!

Next, do you really want to think about...

An otaku has become a woman, how can he survive

For a moment, Wu Zhe suddenly remembered the nickname he had been laughed at since he was in elementary school: Wu Zhe, read separately, no sex...

My day! Wu Zhe wanted to give him a middle finger, but he was stunned.

Uh(⊙o⊙)... ...doesn't it mean that we won't be able to have a day in the future? ! It is also possible to be dated by others? ! ;

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