What is Xi Dang Da? It was when she married a goddess that she was pleasantly surprised to find that she married one and got one free, and she could become a father without waiting for a bridal chamber or anything.
This is a kind of Internet joke term, which tells the sorrow of ** in a miserable and self-deprecating way.
How pitiful, Wu Zhe is full of resentment towards this vocabulary. As an otaku, although he is not at the level of a dead otaku, he still has the concept of self-deprecating. Otaku's self-mockery is a typical representative of smiling face and crying heart. Of course, there are also many cheerful nerds who laugh at themselves in a joking mood, which can be regarded as the flavoring agent of life.
Wu Zhe looked at the happy look of the little wild boar Liangya, and thought it really didn't understand or wanted to be a father? Forget it, anyway, the IQ of the little wild boar may not understand, and Costin's egg production should have nothing to do with it.
But are Costin's eggs fertilized or unfertilized? Wu Zhe really wanted to go over and take a closer look. But Costin is not allowed to get close even to its owner. As soon as Wu Zhe probed over, its pure white feathers stood up, showing the state of protecting the nest.
"Okay, you incubate the eggs well and concentrate on incubating the eggs." Wu Zhe no longer insisted.
Anyway, it only takes about three days to know whether it is a fertilized egg. Generally, if it is not a fertilized egg, it will become smelly within three days of incubation, and the mother bird will automatically give up the nest.
But will Costin lay eggs without fertilization? Wu Zhe really didn't know. A hen will lay eggs without a rooster. However, Costin is a falcon after all, and may not be judged by the standard of a hen.
Wu Zhe had no idea, so he could only watch the excitement.
"Let's go, let's find something that can increase the cuddling effect." Wu Zhe called the little wild boar out.
The little wild boar looked around vigilantly, feeling that there was no danger nearby. Xiang Haidongqing grunted twice, as if saying that he would go out for a while, and then followed Wu Zhe out of the room.
Wu Zhe walked around the yard amidst greetings of [Ms. Zhou's good morning] and [Greetings to Ms. Zhou]. Nothing good was found. When she moved to the poultry breeding place deep in the backyard, she realized that she could use chicken feathers to make nests.
"How about getting some chicken feathers to hug Haidongqing?" Wu Zhe discussed with the little wild boar.
The little wild boar didn't understand. It didn't seem to understand until Wu Zhe gestured to the reed chickens.
Lululu! The little wild boar rushed over as if attacking.
A few reed chickens clucked and screamed and fled in all directions.
A large rooster rushed from nearby, as if trying to defend his hens.
But the little wild boar stared with big round eyes, and the rooster turned into a feather duster in an instant. Shrunk to the ground, not daring to move.
Mighty and domineering! Wu Zhe watched the little wild boar release a feeling similar to coercion, frightening the few hens flapping their wings just now, squatting on the ground and collapsing into a ball.
Immediately afterwards, the little wild boar jumped up and pressed a hen under him.
Wu Zhe suddenly remembered what Little Wild Boar did to Costin the night before yesterday.
"You want to do bad things because your wife is pregnant? Are you afraid of being caught?" Wu Zhe smiled and thought of kicking the little wild boar away.
But fortunately, the little wild boar just jumped on the hen, bit the wild boar's beak on the hen's tail, and took off a dozen tail feathers.
The hen clucked in pain, and the little wild boar let go of it, and ran to Wu Zhe's bedroom with a feather in its beak.
You still have a conscience. Wu Zhe nodded in satisfaction.
But soon the little wild boar ran back again. He threw the big cock under his body.
My day, you won't change your taste, will you? Wu Zhe thought very evilly.
But the little wild boar just set his sights on the beautiful tail feathers of the rooster, bit them off, and then ran away shaking his fat buttocks.
The poor big cock stood up from the ground tremblingly, shook his spirits, and tried to regain his strength.
But with a bald tail, it is simply difficult to revive its former glory.
This is not over yet, the little wild boar quickly ran back and pounced on the next hen.
Anyway, I experienced a mess. No, it was bitten by a chicken and a pig. Dozens of chickens raised in the backyard of Prince Mo's Mansion have all become naked chickens.
"The chickens in our mansion are not afraid of losing them in the future." Some servants joked after being surprised: "The chickens with bald tails are all from our mansion."
Naturally, they would not interfere with the destruction of the little wild boar, after all, it was Miss Zhou's pet. If Miss Zhou didn't stop her, how could it be their turn
There was even a master accountant who came up with a smile on his face and asked, "Miss Zhou, do you need to buy more chickens and ducks for play?"
This flattery was shot with all my heart, so what else can I say
When Wu Zhe returned to the bedroom, he suddenly confirmed that his inner room had become a feather workshop. There are many scattered feathers floating around.
Haidongqing picked the best feathers for her nest. Those that are redundant or made of poor materials are directly thrown outside.
The little wild boar is like a soldier on guard, squatting in the partition between the inside and the outside with a serious look, protecting his wife's nest.
Even when a servant brought meat, the little wild boar didn't ignore it. Except for pushing some meat to Hai Dongqing with his nose, he spent the rest of the time squatting there attentively and guarding it.
The inner room has completely become a forbidden area, except for Wu Zhe, no one else can enter at all.
Even the old lady who was planning to go in to clean, felt her legs go weak the moment she was about to step in. It turned out that the little wild boar's eyes made his hair stand on end, so he didn't dare to take a step inside.
Wu Zhe noticed something strange.
Looking at the appearance of the little wild boar, are these eggs really its seeds
Maybe that Hai Dongqing is also a maiden falcon, and has never had any relationship with other falcons.
But it's a bit too nonsense, right? It is absolutely impossible for the dna of falcons and dna of pigs to combine and coexist! Not to mention the gap between the two major biological categories of birds and mammals, even the logarithms of dna do not match, how to make dna separate and reproduce
Could it be the effect of my hybrid pill? Wu Zhe suddenly thought of something.
The evolutionary body is a super organism for the purpose of evolution. Could it be that just taking in a little ingredient from the digestive system can make the dna of the little wild boar adapt to reproduction? Or maybe Costin also had the effect of the mixed-blood pill, so that the two could combine their dna in the dark in order to seek the strongest effect of co-evolution on the basis of their respective evolutions
The more Wu Zhe thought about it, the more astonished he became, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Shouldn't he create a new species
But the probability of this kind of gene mutation will be very, very low, and it can basically be regarded as an inevitable failure. Wu Zhe is not optimistic about the future of Costin's nest of three eggs.
It won't become a rotten egg... (To be continued...)
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