Wu Zhe's presentation to the female disciples was naturally a joke. Although it was not considered flirting, everyone felt that the senior sister was kind and pleasant, and couldn't help but want to make fun of her.
In fact, this is one of the innate abilities of the evolutionary body, which can make people feel that she is very close, as if she is acquainted. This is the so-called self-familiar appearance.
Many female disciples were also secretly surprised, how could they dare to make fun of the head elder sister like this. In the past, when meeting an elder, he would be as obedient as a quail, but he dared to do something wrong in front of the elder sister who was second only to the hall master.
"You guys are too badass!" an elder scolded over with a cold face.
She looked at it not far away for a long time. Although she didn't know what the use of this bath liquid was, she felt that it was very powerful. Especially with Zhou Zhiruo's status as a senior sister, even if she fiddled with something useless, it would not be the turn of ordinary disciples to evaluate it.
That's right, the word made times couldn't be more appropriate.
All the female disciples shrunk their necks, realizing that they were too relaxed.
"It's okay, it's okay. Today we are not doing official business in Yuanyuan Healing Hall, but discussing for the welfare of women." Wu Zhe defended the female disciples, but also emphasized: "But remind you You can't make fun of the superiors like this in official business."
"Yes, Senior Sister." The female disciples quickly agreed. They still knew very well in their hearts that this was the elder sister helping them to speak.
What is a reprimand or two? According to the rules of Yuan Healing Hall, if one offends the superior, not to mention being locked up and starved for a few meals, you can also be punished with spanking on the palm of the hand, spanking the buttocks with a punishment board, and so on.
It's better to be a big sister, she is really approachable and easy to talk to. The female disciples quietly exchanged glances with each other.
"Okay, now everyone has to gradually get used to washing hands and bodies with bath liquid." Wu Zhe began to introduce the benefits of body wash in a feminine tone: "A woman's skin is like the surface of citrus. Why is it smooth? Gorgeous, but some are pitted and dull? This is a matter of innate conditions and acquired maintenance."
In the eyes of men, Wu Zhe's mouth is naturally full of a certain kind of attraction to the opposite sex, and the way he speaks is definitely full of charm.
In this world, who else knows the concept of sales better? No matter what the far-fetched or the classic. Anyway, Wu Zhe took the female disciples as community aunts on the spot, and turned himself into a salesman. All kinds of proper nouns, many experiences and lessons, and all sorts of strange personal stories are constantly spreading from Wu Zhe's mouth.
At first, the elder was just chatting and listening with interest, but gradually he was attracted into it. Finally, the eyes light up. I almost want to pull out my wallet and buy a few bottles.
Even the elders who have reached the age of Xu Niang are like this, let alone those female disciples? All of them wished to spend all their belongings to buy in the bottom of their hearts.
"Cough, everyone seems to be interested in the bath liquid, so let me talk about the most important thing." Wu Zhe cleared his throat, and said deliberately, "The body wash is a standard configuration! The disciples all have a bottle of the most basic bath liquid!"
"Ah..." Everyone made a surprised voice.
"No way? Don't you need money for such a good thing?" asked the fast-talking female disciple.
"Ahem. You think too badly of me. I didn't develop this prescription in the first place. It was just used as an imitation." Wu Zhe said: "Qi Guo Xiao Ruoyao made it, and it hasn't had time to promote it. Even if It’s selling money, and she should be selling it for money.”
"She developed it, so she should sell it for money?" The female disciples still don't understand this truth.
Wu Zhe was stunned instead. By the way, this world is not an era when the concept of intellectual property is popularized, and there is no legal protection of patents at all. Although there are the most basic rules, the patent concept that I consider has not yet taken shape.
"Actually, everyone has forgotten the most basic thing. Yuan Healing Hall will not earn money from everyone." Wu Zhe quickly changed the saying: "Yuan Healing Hall is a place for cultivating everyone, just like a garden for cultivating flowers, so There is the most basic supply of body wash. Of course, if there is a better body wash, it can be used as a prize for some female disciples who are outstanding in their studies."
"Ah, so that's the case." The female disciples nodded one by one to express their understanding: "The analogy of the elder sister is really nice. Our Yuan Healing Hall is a big garden?"
"Isn't it?" Wu Zhe asked back.
"Hey, then we are flowers." A female disciple scratched her head with a smile.
Someone clapped their hands and echoed: "Then these bath liquids brewed by the elder sister are fine nectar!"
"It's not that powerful, it sounds like it came from the sky." Wu Zhe laughed.
"Then it's the juice that the elder sister brewed for our sisters, what should I call it?" A female disciple tilted her head and thought seriously.
"Master..."
"juice..."
The female disciples frowned and seriously considered the issue of naming.
"Don't think about it anymore!" Wu Zhe hurriedly told them to stop: "The wind is very strong recently, everyone can't catch the cold. Hurry up and go back to avoid the wind, and help think about how to better decorate the public bath."
"Is it very windy?" Some female disciples didn't understand.
Wu Zhe said solemnly: "The wind is very strong, so we can't name them randomly."
The bath liquid was ready, and Wu Zhe began to arrange some bathing one-stop things such as hot stones for hot compresses, pebbles for stepping on feet, etc. The crowd was stunned.
Even the craftsmen who were decorating were dumbfounded: "You city people just know how to play..."
The preparations at the construction site came to an end temporarily, and Wu Zhe predicted that there would be a long time before the initial use of the bathing place, so he took a few bottles of shower gel and dedicated it to the master of Yuan Healing Palace.
The Master of Yuan Cure Hall has always treated him well, so he naturally wanted to be flattered.
"This thing is really good." The Master of Yuan Healing Hall listened to the introduction. After a little trial in my hands, I am full of praise.
Wu Zhe said his goodbyes with a grin, and returned to the palace to see the emperor with the old man who was guarding at the foot of the mountain.
"Going to ask for leave again?" Emperor Xuanwu was surprised: "Didn't I just grant you a two-day leave?"
"Hey, Weichen wants to go to the border where the three countries meet." Wu Zhe explained: "Some projects are still going on there, so I'm a little worried."
"Oh, the place where you moved a lot of craftsmen and entertainers? It seems that there is a mountaintop plain there. And the orphans you moved there called that place..." Emperor Xuanwu seemed to think about it carefully: "Sanctuary? What they call it Is there a sanctuary?"
Wu Zhe was taken aback, he didn't expect that all the kid jokes like Shuang Xiaolong would be reported to Emperor Xuanwu by spies. (~^~)