Could evolved organisms be able to handle the smell? Wu Zhe was overjoyed.
Of course it has to be dealt with! Wu Zhe thought about it. The disgusting smell that got into the nose gradually disappeared.
I don't know whether the system has enabled some kind of filter or cut off the sense of smell. It is estimated that the former is more likely, and it doesn't matter which one is anyway.
Wu Zhe took a few deep breaths of fresh air, and shouted to the old man, "Anyway, who taught you this thing that is similar to Shulaibao?"
The sloppy old man shook his head slowly, as if he was recalling: "An old woman taught me. She seems to be called yam... no, it's lotus... no, it seems to be sweet potato... Ah, Poria! It's an old lady called Poria .”
The several elders listening to Xuan Gong in the hiding place suddenly collapsed.
"Who does this old bastard say is the old lady?! I'll kill him! Don't pull me!" Elder Fu Ling almost rushed out from the forest in the distance, but fortunately he was grabbed by the elder, but he still kept cursing inwardly: "This old and disrespectful damn ghost, why do we support this guy as the suzerain?!"
The Great Elder quickly relieved: "He is jealous, seeing that I have won you, pure jealousy, jealousy breeds hatred!"
"If I had known this, I would have sprinkled some itch powder on him to make his disguise more real!" Elder Fu Ling gritted his teeth in the distance.
Elder Bai was beside him, and he said in a dark voice: "It should have been added long ago, I don't bother to remind you."
With the strength of Wu Zhe and others, they couldn't detect the hidden masters so far away, and they didn't know the ruckus of several elders in the distance.
"Are you sure you didn't bring the wrong person?" Hu Yunshang asked Zong Zhilian very seriously, meaning how did you get such a product
Zong Zhilian said with a sad face: "Do you think I will bring the wrong one? No one will bring him the wrong one."
"I can understand how rejoicing the disciple of the sword servant of the sect will be after sending him out..." Hu Yunshang, who had a headache from the smell, said in a low voice, half holding his breath.
"More than that, the manager of the task handover point and the sword servant disciples will definitely eat noodles to celebrate after he leaves. I can't eat anything without him." Zong Zhilian covered his nose with a fan and guessed: "Say Maybe it’s because I’m so annoyed, I’m going to think about sending him away quickly, that’s why such a mission happened.”
The four of them looked at the old man together and were speechless for a while.
"Send him to take a bath." Wu Zhe suggested.
"Good idea!" Zong Zhilian slapped his forehead and shouted: "It's so stupid, why didn't we think of it."
Hu Yunshang immediately cooperated with Zong Zhilian, holding the old man up and going to find the bathhouse to take a bath. As soon as he approached the old man alone, Zong Zhilian staggered. Hu Yunshang was so choked that he coughed twice, barely holding back his nausea.
The two of them couldn't stand up to the old man anymore, the smell made people feel weak and dizzy when they got close.
"No, no! No matter what I say, I won't go!" The sloppy old man shouted stubbornly: "If you take a bath and you ignore me again, whoever will send me will look for my son at that time?"
Wu Zhe hastily promised: "We have a task ahead of us, and we must complete it. At worst, I can write a letter for you, and I will definitely send you there, okay?"
The sloppy old man still refused.
Zong Zhilian was talking nonsense, and even threatened him with a knife, and refused to take a bath.
"It's a pity that the mission of Zongmen has been mentioned, we have to take care of him..." Zong Zhilian looked at the mission board sadly.
"..." The more Wu Zhe thought about it, the more strange he felt.
How can there be people who refuse to take a bath, why bother
And this kind of person is the core of this sect mission
"How much is the reward for this mission?" Wu Zhe asked Zong Zhilian.
Zong Zhilian stretched out two hands, one slap and one hammer: "Successful completion, each person will get 150 bonus points!"
Everyone clicked their tongues.
This is definitely tricky.
"Okay, let him be dirty like this. I'll accompany him, and you all prepare your bags to go to Qidu." Wu Zhe was cruel, seeing that more and more disciples around him were paying attention to this side, it's better to leave as soon as possible.
"Are you with him?" Hu Yunshang couldn't believe it, which girl would be willing to accompany such a sloppy old man
Mu Qingya waved her hands quickly, feeling that even she couldn't stand the old man's filth, how could Wu Zhe bear it
Zong Zhilian took two steps forward and was about to dissuade him, but he smelled a smell in his nose, and suddenly his stomach rolled, and he moved away quickly, and said to Wu Zhe, "Ruoyao, please forgive me for being wrong about you before. .”
"Um?"
Zong Zhilian said with a straight face: "I used to think that a girl like you would take advantage of her advantages, and would take advantage of her advantages if she didn't have an advantage; Lord of the points..."
"Go to hell!"
"Oh, listen to me, put down the dart!" Zong Zhilian shouted quickly: "But I have changed my view now. You can bear such a taste, even willing to make such a big sacrifice for the sake of our other teammates. The sacrifice really makes me admire beyond description."
"..." Wu Zhe listened to him.
The narcissist said seriously: "In the face of dizzying challenges, unparalleled stimulation, and the embarrassment of being restricted by breathing, you stood up and stood in front of all of us. Therefore, Please allow me to address you here with great reverence..."
"What's a salutation?" Wu Zhe asked.
Zong Zhilian clapped his hands and saluted, "Girl, you are such a man!"
Wu Zhe kicked over. Although being considered a man is a bit psychologically satisfying, at least he doesn't become a bitch because of his body. But why does it sound bad
"You just said, you will take care of him! Don't play tricks! You will be in charge until you reach Qidu!" Zong Zhilian jumped up from the ground, shouting happily and ran to the distance: "One I will pay for the expenses on the way, and I can hire three carriages. I will buy you whatever you want. As long as you are in charge of this old man, we will not be short of money!"
"The local tyrant, get out!" Wu Zhe gave him the middle finger bitterly.
Hu Yun came over and said: "Ruoyao, don't force yourself. We still have to find a way to let him take a bath, change clothes and so on."
Mu Qingya also gestured with sign language, urging Wu Zhe not to get angry. Let's figure it out together, don't take it all by yourself.
"It's okay. I'll fight him." Wu Zhe turned around and gritted his teeth at the sloppy old man, "Grandpa, no, old man, you don't take a bath, right? Even if you have the ability, you don't even take a bath! Let's see who stinks better!"
The sloppy old man cowardly said: "Who am I offending... why are you so cruel to me..."
Wu Zhe snorted, and said dissatisfied: "Don't pretend, old man, I don't care what kind of old farmer you really are, or how you are dressed as a master of the sect, or whether you are inspecting our evaluators or something. Anyway, the mission is to send you When you get to Qidu, don't show anything else if you have the ability. I'll just stare at you and see what's wrong with you!"
"You girl, you look so annoying, why are you talking so fiercely? Be careful that you won't find your husband's family in the future." The sloppy old man complained sincerely.
Wu Zhe spitting and flying: "Believe it or not, I tied your tortoise shell, put it in a barrel and escorted you to Qidu? The mission didn't say that you can't be tied up."
"Didn't that person just say that the Zhanjian sect wants to serve me well?" Wu Zhe took two steps back, and the sloppy old man tried to make an excuse. No matter how you look at it, it looks pitiful.
The old man was also curious, and he muttered for a long time: "What is a tortoise shell binding?"
"Do you want to give it a try?" Wu Zhe chuckled, but looked the old man up and down, and said contemptuously, "You can't do it because you don't have a good figure. You don't have that life."
"..." The sloppy old man was speechless.
That girl is really daring. Several elders in the distance watched from afar, dumbfounded.
This slovenly old man was naturally the master of the sword-wielding sect. He used Elder Fuling's medicine stone secret technique to change his appearance and figure, and deliberately came to test whether Wu Zhe was agreeable.
I have thought about all kinds of situations. Even if Wu Zhe and others refused this mission, several elders had imagined it.
But I just didn't expect that this girl would stand alone and stare at the sloppy old man alone, and be responsible for the entire escort work.
Can she really bear it? Elder Fu Ling knows best how terrible the dirty prescription he concocted is.
When the prescription was made, I held my breath for a long time, and I almost couldn't hold on.
Only the Suzerain's self-possessed divine art can endure for so long.
"As expected of you." The Great Elder sighed: "Xiao girl can even tolerate this smell, and she is the most unacceptable sloppy at her age. It's really not easy."
"The magical art of freedom, you only want to be free and unrestrained. Girl Xiao does not follow common sense and routine, which is the best talent for practicing the magical art of freedom." Elder Bai said happily: "Also, don't you think her current behavior is very much like the suzerain How did it feel when you were young?"
"..." The Great Elder and Elder Fu Ling were dumbfounded for a moment, recalling some absurd things in their youth, and couldn't help laughing: "Don't say it, it's quite similar!"
"But she is much more attractive than the suzerain when she was young." The elder said.
Just after saying this, Elder Fu Ling's expression turned ugly.
"That's not what I meant." The Great Elder hurriedly said, "That's a girl, how can the suzerain compare with her?"
"Yeah, anyway, I'm an old lady and she's a girl." Elder Fuling turned his head and left.
"Hey, Fu Ling, listen to my explanation." The Great Elder hurried to catch up.
Elder Bai chuckled, and Nian Xu continued to look into the distance.
Wu Zhe sat on the tree stump before, looking at the slovenly old man sitting on the ground a few steps away.
"Hey, they're all getting ready to go to Qidu." Wu Zhe said seriously, "I think we need to tell the truth. Whether you're pretending to be crazy or really sick, I don't care, but you are not allowed to deceive people on the road."
The old man stared round his eyes, as if he didn't understand what Wu Zhe said.
"We are all young juniors, and everyone has their own difficulties. If you want to test people, you can greet me and don't cheat on my teammates." Wu Zhe said slowly: "Especially the one named Zong Zhilian Yes, don't look at how optimistic and cheerful he looks and how rich he is, but in fact he is the one who suffers the most. I won't allow you to hurt him at all, otherwise don't blame me for falling out with you. "
The old man was stunned for a while and popped out: "What are you talking about? I seem to understand it, but I don't seem to understand it?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, or if you understand it." Wu Zhe smiled and said, "Let's see what you're doing. You're going to suffer with me, so I'll accompany you. But I want to emphasize that Zong Zhilian is the one." Young master of a rich family, you are not allowed to cheat."
After saying this, Wu Zhe stopped talking.
"Girl, I seem to think that you like him?" The sloppy old man said suddenly after holding back for a while.
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Wu Zhe blushed, and Gao Er jumped up: "How could I like that idiot!"
As he said that, he turned around and ran away a few steps to grab the leaves and play.
The sloppy old man tilted his head and continued to rub the mud ball on his neck.
The heart-to-heart battle between being a woman and being an old man has already begun!
This is the game of cheating and being cheated...
Zong Zhilian took the first shot! Lying down...
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