In the Zongmen's Internal Affairs Hall, the Great Elder, Elder Fuling, and Elder Bai, these three "harmful friends" are leisurely drinking tea and having some snacks.
The warm spring morning is the most suitable for leisurely leisurely travel.
It's just that Elder Bai is still holding the sect manuscript in his hand, which is a bit unpleasant.
No, there is something even more disturbing, that is, there is a mangy dog lying at the feet of the sitting Elder Fu Ling.
After stuffing a few mouthfuls of pastries carelessly, Elder Fu Ling began to toss the hapless mangy dog back and forth.
The mangy dog was tied by several ropes woven with medicinal herbs, and tearfully abused by Elder Fu Ling.
I don't know what I fed this poor mangy dog before, it seems to be shedding all over its body.
Well, it was originally mangy skin, and the whole body was spotted and bald a lot. At this moment, the last bit of dog hair was tossed off by Elder Fu Ling's medicine stone.
The Great Elder was able to enjoy his leisure time quite a bit, and even looked at the busy two people and asked casually, "The suzerain must be close to Qidu, right?"
"You are still such a road idiot? You have walked half the distance at most, and you can arrive at the evening at the earliest." Elder Fuling squeezed the mangy dog's mouth, and stuffed a large black lump of plaster into it.
The poor dog whimpered and groaned a few times, and could barely swallow the potion monster.
"I was thinking, the suzerain can really bear it. Your potion is so powerful, hasn't his sense of touch completely disappeared? Over the years, his sense of touch has gradually recovered, but it has not recovered to the level of a normal person. But Those medicines must not be comfortable when applied on the body."
"It will itch a bit, but his sense of touch is very dull, so it's easy to bear." Elder Fu Ling threw the drugged mangy dog aside, nodded and said, "The smell is better temporarily blocked by profound energy. But the one who can block it for so long is only the suzerain who has a perverted reserve of profound energy. Even the three saints who protect the country of Wu Kingdom will definitely not be able to do so for so long."
"Poor Zong Zhilian who leads the team, how can he take such a stinking guy on the road." Elder Bai shook his head sympathetically.
Elder Fuling took out another rabbit from under the table, wiped his hand on the rabbit's furry back, and said, "I'm wondering whether that girl Xiao Ruoyao can win the favor of the suzerain."
Elder Bai was used to looking at the rabbit whose back was stained with black, and didn't bother to show pity: "Xiao Ruoyao can be selected as a potential star disciple by me, even if I suppress him vigorously, I have no choice but to be selected, suzerain How could you not look down on it?"
Elder Fu Ling curled her lips: "But she is weird. If you don't tell me, I don't know that she has memorized the first volume of my "Medicine Classic". Fortunately, the smelly medicine stone on the suzerain's body is recorded in the second volume. It was discovered by her."
The Great Elder didn't think so, and interjected: "It's not a problem for elves to be eccentric. It's hard to say something about human behavior. On the contrary, the more people like Xiao Ruoyao who have a habit of taking advantage of others, they belong to the generation of true temperament, and it is easier to win over the suzerain I like it. What really makes people taboo is the kind of dignified appearance... "
Elder Fuling suddenly laughed out loud, and pointed at Elder Bai who was holding the sect certificate: "Is it possible that such a man with a good face is more likely to be a treacherous and evil person?"
When Elder Bai snorted to express his dissatisfaction, the Great Elder applauded and laughed: "That's right, that's right. How can a person have no selfishness? The more perfect a saint is, the more hidden a traitor is." Great evil!"
Under the table, the mangy dog whimpered and twisted its belly on the ground, as if it was very uncomfortable with the medicine it took.
After joking for a while, Elder Fu Ling nodded and said, "Well, then, the suzerain will definitely accept her as an apprentice? Then this girl will definitely come here with the cheek to ask for a gift. What should we teachers and uncles give her?"
Elder Bai said: "Simple. Whatever the girl's family likes and wants the most, you can give her whatever."
"Then... she is just twenty-seven years old, and it's time for her body to grow." Elder Fu Ling thought for a while: "Let me prepare some medicines for her graceful and graceful body. For example, it can help her breasts bulge or something, my little one." The girls must be so happy..."
Elder Bai coughed, he never married, it's not nice to hear that.
"Pretentious." Elder Fu Ling rolled his eyes at him: "Back then, the chest of the Master of Yuan Healing Palace was so high, you often sneaked a peek."
The Great Elder laughed loudly beside him: "That's right, I testify that this guy has never missed a lot. I heard him say it, and even touched it with my own hands, but he was slapped by the master of Yuan Healing Palace immediately after touching it..."
When the mangy dog kicked his legs in agony on the ground, he heard the roar of that Elder Bai.
On the forest road, the chariots blocked by bandits stand in front of them.
Hearing the bandit's disrespect, Wu Zhe laughed: "Immortal yu dies? Hmph, could it be your name?"
The strong man with the big ax shouted: "The little lady has a beautiful smile."
"Be careful, the more she smiles, the worse you will die." Zong Zhilian said, waving a fan behind him.
"It's a terrible death? Did the little lady let me die on her belly? Hahaha—" the big axe man grinned.
The surrounding minions also laughed evilly.
With a flash of cold light, a front tooth splashed bloody in the air, and slowly fell to the ground together with a dart.
Wu Zhe made a move.
It was she who just pulled out a throwing knife from the dart bag behind her back, and threw it at the strong man with the big axe seven or eight steps away.
"Wow!" The big ax man's mouth was covered with blood, and he let go of the ax to cover his mouth and staggered back a few steps.
"Grandpa!" The minions exclaimed for a while, especially the rogue-headed bandit who came over could see clearly that the little lady flew over with a hidden weapon and knocked the leader's front teeth away.
"That's right!" Zhao Biaotou and the others cheered.
Although Wu Zhe was not far away from the bandits, he was able to accurately hit the front teeth of those who opened their mouths and laugh. This accuracy can be said to be as good as archery.
When the bandits panicked, Wu Zhe stepped forward and reached out to pick up the long-handled ax that was thrown on the ground and turned upside down.
It was so heavy that Wu Zhe didn't pick it up the first time.
However, a metal voice prompt sounded in the mind: [Weapon is started, arm strength is adjusted. Please swing in multiple directions so that the body can adapt to optimize the control details.]
Sure enough, the evolutionary body has perfect adaptability to various weapons, and Wu Zhe was overjoyed.
"Sister Shenxian is good at darts! It's just that this ax is too heavy for your hand. It's best not to force yourself." Xiao Gangzuan and the others saw clearly from behind, knowing that she was going to pick up the axe, and looked a little anxious.
The handle of this ax was taller than her figure. The body of the ax face is even bigger, probably weighing as much as a hundred catties.
"I have a sharp sword, can I send it over?" Chief Li asked enthusiastically.
Hu Yunshang shook his head beside him and said, "No, don't treat her like an ordinary person."
"Not ordinary people?" Leader Li and his younger brother Xiao Gangzuan didn't understand.
"She is a monster of martial arts." Hu Yunshang said with a serious face, without any sign of joking: "The opponent's weapons or martial arts can become hers."
Xiao Gang straightened his heart and said with a smile: "How could this be the case. People are smart and easy to learn, but this weapon is all about proficiency. Even if it is the Murong family in Gusu mentioned in her book, if it is the same as the other The Tao is still on the other side, and... uh... be careful! Don't wave it around!"
It wasn't just Xiao Gang Pao who was exclaiming alone, many people were also terrified.
Because Wu Zhe had already picked up the ax with one hand and swung it wildly in the air.
Where did the arm strength come from? The slender girl swung the ax weighing more than a hundred kilograms in a circle with one hand.
Anyone felt that at some point, she herself might be carried away by the heavy axe!
Huhuhu—the wind sound of the ax being swirled around.
Ouch—Wu Zhe exclaimed.
Bang—the ax was out of the hand, nailed to the ground with the big end down, the handle was still buzzing and shaking
The ax was swung left and right by Wu Zhe, and finally he accidentally let go of it.
"It's fine if people don't go out..." Xiao Gangzuan wiped his sweat and said.
"Oh, my mother!" cried the mouse-headed mouse among the bandits.
The big ax was nailed between his legs, which was paralyzed on the ground, and his life was almost broken.