Under the bright candlelight of the restaurant, listening to Wu Zhe's words, the old man's dirty face rarely showed an unusual expression.
Ever since he cultivated profound energy and entered the state of [Xiu Ta Zai] in the Divine Art of Freedom, who dared to threaten him face to face like this
Even if the three saints protecting the country of Wu Kingdom were all present, they would not dare to play such tricks in person.
The sloppy old man almost wondered, where did this girl get such a smart mind? A village girl from the countryside of Qingling, is she really so wise
This girl once fell into the water and was choked to death. It is said that someone was on the verge of death and became enlightened. Maybe she is in this situation
"..." The sloppy old man didn't speak for a long time.
Both are wise men,
This kind of silence is actually acquiescing to the answer of choice two, showing that he is indeed not an ordinary old man.
"Why do you doubt me?" the sloppy old man asked.
Seeing that the old man didn't pretend to be a fool in the dialect anymore, he was sure that he was not afraid of revealing his identity anymore. Wu Zhe shrugged his shoulders and said, "I never believed it from the beginning. How can you be someone else's fool? Even Zong Zhilian has a lot of doubts about you. Although Halfway through, I felt that maybe I was too sensitive."
"What I did just now made you feel wrong?" The old man couldn't help laughing secretly at his sensitivity to prying eyes from the inn next door, which exposed himself instead.
"Normal sloppy old man, it's rare for someone who doesn't drink too much, right? And with my delicious food here, who would a normal person go out for a while?" Wu Zhe thought for a while, and then asked: "Just now you found out what?"
"No big problem." The old man refused to admit defeat in his heart, hiding a little trouble.
Wu Zhe looked at him suspiciously: "You better tell me, otherwise I will be cheated by others, and I will cheat you in turn."
Hearing this, the sloppy old man almost rolled his eyes.
Still threatening me? This girl is too courageous.
No wonder Wu Zhe, after all, she comes from a world where everyone is equal, and she is far from accustomed to the rules of distinguishing superiority and inferiority here.
If it was Zong Zhilian and Mu Qingya, even the idiot Hu Yunshang would not threaten seniors as a joke.
The sloppy old man ignored Wu Zhe's threat, so he naturally didn't take it to heart, and instead asked, "You doubt me even more just because of my actions just now?"
"Celebrities don't speak dark words. If you were an ordinary old man, it wouldn't be so lively here. Where did the third group of people come from? Tell me your identity. The antidote is in this wine gourd." Wu Zhe pushed the two wine gourds over.
"I am a member of the sect, the specific identity is not important at all." The old man replied casually, grabbed the wine gourd, opened the spout and poured wine into his mouth.
He suppressed the fluctuation of profound energy just now and looked inside his body, but he didn't find any abnormality of poison or laxative. He wondered if it was the poison of food? ** covered by a strong spicy taste
It's really hard for me to guard against this kind of ** that's not considered a poison and laxative.
But as soon as the drink was in his mouth, the slovenly old man was startled suddenly, and spit out the wine in one gulp.
Because he was old and cunning, he suddenly thought of a possibility.
"Little girl, wouldn't you put the laxative in the wine in this gourd?" The old man asked anxiously. No one has forced him to spit in years.
Wu Zhe laughed, just looked at him and didn't speak.
It's a false trap that tricks you into thinking you're on the right track. When you are eager to swallow the antidote, the antidote is the poison.
The sloppy old man put down the wine gourd. Good guy, we can't mess with this girl.
Even if the ability of martial arts is almost unique in the Central Plains, the suzerain still thinks that she is a bit tricky.
Seeing that he gave up, Wu Zhe pretended to be open-minded: "Only one of the two jugs of wine has medicine, so feel free to drink the other jug."
"Which pot do you think I can rest assured?" The old man rolled his eyes: "I won't drink it, okay?"
"Don't worry about drinking this pot." Wu Zhe took a bowl and drank the wine poured out of a wine gourd in front of the old man: "Look, this pot is fine, just treat it as my bribe for you. If you If you are a master, you should teach me two high-quality martial arts, such as the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon or something. If you are powerful, just give me a token or something so that I can pretend to be powerful."
"How much is this pot of wine worth? You girl, you really dare to ask for it." The sloppy old man almost laughed out loud.
I have never seen someone who came so straightforwardly to ask for benefits. And just because of the benefits of two wine gourds, you want to get something good from me
Of course, being seasoned, he didn't even dare to drink the wine that Wu Zhe had drunk, and he didn't dare to touch the other wine gourd.
He is not afraid of poison, he is afraid of being cheated.
Since becoming famous, no one can make him so restrained.
If it was an ordinary person who made a suzerain feel so uncomfortable, he could have killed him with a single palm.
But such a little girl, and such a gifted jade, the old man didn't want to destroy it.
He really wanted to tame such a [wild girl] and let her call him master submissively.
It is best to kneel outside the door for seven days and seven nights, yelling that I will not be accepted as a disciple and not getting up. Then God was very cooperative when it rained or snowed, and he let her in with a heart of compassion.
Only in this way can I save face!
You can look at the situation in front of you.
He has been threatened several times before confiscating his apprentice!
She was even sold as a commodity like a woman married four times!
I was almost cheated just now!
This is so embarrassing!
As a result, the sloppy old man refused to give her benefits even if he was beaten to death, let alone his idea of taking her as a disciple.
But at this moment, Wu Zhe continued: "Let's settle the score, how much did you cheat us or gain from us?"
The old man stared.
Wu Zhe held Bai Nen's fingers and counted: "One is because you smoked our smell, the other is because you arranged three groups of people to come over to disrupt the mission, the third is because you listened to my storytelling, and the fourth is because you ate what I made. dishes, five is about to drink the wine I sent."
The old man was stunned when he heard this, and before he knew it, there were actually so many things that I was sorry or owed.
Although the three groups of people made troubles were not arranged by themselves, they should be their own responsibility. Who made three bad friends when they were young
But, want to take advantage of Lao Tzu? Still no way!
The sloppy old man stood up without saying a word, and walked out of the restaurant.
He was not Elder Bai who doted on Wu Zhe, so he naturally refused to suffer.
Wu Zhe misjudged his Long Aojiao's charm attribute, and he didn't estimate correctly this old man who was a bit of a cock.
"Hey, old man, where are you going?" Of course Wu Zhe got up and followed.
The old man snorted: "Go and relieve yourself! Do you still want to follow? Welcome little girl to take a look."
"I'll follow." Wu Zhe walked out stubbornly, approached him and muttered, "Just take a look, I don't believe you can pee."
"I'm here to grow up!" The old man is definitely a top-notch man, turning his eyes and making a ruthless move.
Wu Zhe still wanted to answer, but the people around who had been peeking at him were already in an uproar.
They couldn't hear the previous words between Wu Zhe and the old man, but they could only hear the teasing words that the old man said that he wanted to relieve himself and welcomed her to watch.
"This old man is really shameless!"
"Old pervert! Be careful, I'll cut off your two-inch old bastard with a three-foot blade!"
"Sister Immortal, come back quickly, we will drink with you, don't make noise with this layman."
The blushing Mu Qingya pulled Wu Zhe back first.
Zhao Biaotou, Xiao Gangzuan and Zhang's three brothers, a total of five people volunteered to accompany the old man to the latrine.
The shopkeeper reminded: "Go out and turn right, the next door is the hut."
The five accompanied the old man to the hut, Zong Zhilian shouted every few breaths to listen to the response, to ensure that there was no accident in the hut that was only two walls away.
In fact, as long as the old man doesn't make trouble, what surprises can there be
After half a cup of tea time, the five of them and the old man returned to the lobby.
To everyone's surprise, all five of them wiped tears from the corners of their eyes, as if they had been wronged.
Xiao Gangzuan rubbed his eyes and shouted, "It's over, this hut is useless!"
Everyone was amazed for a moment. This little Gangzuan has no relationship with any nearby residents, so why is he crying in pity? How many people are crying together
The shopkeeper didn't know why, so he hurried to have a look, but soon came back with tears streaming down his face.
"Why are you crying?" Hu Yunshang asked curiously, "The hut collapsed? Is it your property?"
The shopkeeper wiped his eyes, but still wept uncontrollably: "No, I was smoked the moment I entered the latrine. It stinks! The smoke made my eyes burn and hurt!"