Wu Zhe was overjoyed, and had no intention of staying with this idiot any longer, so he immediately pulled away.
"Brother Hu, you can't control your profound energy after drinking, I can't fight, let's meet again some other day."
"...vomit—" As soon as he stopped his hands, the alcohol surged up, and before Hu Yunshang could express anything, he fell backwards with a thud.
Wu Zhe hurried over to look, but saw that he was snoring heavily.
"It's closed!" the shop waiter shouted, ignored Wu Zhe, and began to put up boards for the restaurant.
"Hey!" Wu Zhe protested.
"This is a restaurant, not an inn." The waiter's explanation was flawless, he just pointed to a three-wheeled trolley driveway in the corner: "If you ask me how to install him, it seems that you are not a young lady with weak hands and feet. Push him away with a wheelbarrow. But remember to come back tomorrow."
After installing the closing wooden board of the restaurant, the waiter jumped up and took off the wine cover with three or four people.
Wu Zhe was speechless. Although he has mastered more than a dozen martial arts, it is absolutely impossible for him to jump so high.
There are dragons and crouching tigers hidden in the sect, and even the waiter in the shop is a mysterious warrior. It's not easy for us to bully such a shop assistant.
Wu Zhe turned around, intending to leave Hu Yunshang outside the restaurant just like that, but thinking about this drunk idiot is quite pitiful.
"Take ten taels of silver, and the rest will be with you." The waiter brought Hu Yunshang's money bag, most of which was still in it, and bent over to tie it around his waist who was lying on the ground.
Then, the waiter hummed a little tune and left.
"..." Wu Zhe looked at the drunk Hu Yunshang on the ground, speechless for a moment.
I wanted to leave, but thinking about it, he rushed out to help me block Lin Chaoying's sword during the day, so I couldn't leave him alone.
"Damn, it's so heavy!" Wu Zhe pushed the three-wheeled cart and dragged Hu Yunshangsheng onto the cart.
Drunk people are the heaviest. Wu Zhe can quickly adapt to weapons, but he is a weak woman when it comes to pulling people.
This place is not a world where people have mobile phones to find family members, nor is it a social environment where taxis are hailed or police are dispatched to escort drunks. Wu Zhe could only rattle the tricycle all the way, pushing him back to the small building of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion.
"Where are you sending the pigs and sheep? I'll charge you one hundred taels tomorrow..." Wu Zhe went back to the small building, humming wildly.
Before entering the building, an old lady who was on duty at night saw Wu Zhe coming, and she was startled when she peeked at him, and quickly reported to Guan Shi: "Boss, that Miss Xiao came back with a cart pushing a man!"
"...!?" Guanshi Shu was taken aback and hurried to look.
Xiu He, who is in charge of Shu, waited for his eyesight to clearly see that Hu Yun was wounded in the tricycle that Wu Zhe was pushing, and he was either in a coma or dead...
Guan Shu's thoughts changed sharply, and he quickly told the old lady: "You are dreaming, do you know that? You didn't see anything tonight!"
When the old lady heard what the steward said, she naturally understood, she nodded quickly and said, "Oh, I'm old, I couldn't bear it so I fell asleep, and the night duty was delayed."
The old lady said so, and went back to the house to pretend to be stupid.
The same is true for Guan Shi, letting Wu Zhe push a big man back.
Be good, God knows what this girl is going to do... Guanshi Shu decided to play dumb. With the backing of Elder Bai, even if this girl kills Hu Yun, we have to pretend not to know. What's more, she seems to take the initiative to chase that idiot, maybe bring it back now, even if it's something, can we stop it
Shu Guanshi thought about it, and decided to go back to his room to meditate and isolate himself from outside interference.
As a result, there was rarely anyone on duty in the attic where we stayed.
Wu Zhe yelled a few times in the small attic, but no one answered, so he had no choice but to waste his strength and drag Hu Yunshang into his room.
It has to be said that Wu Zhe doesn't have the concept of a girl's boudoir at all. At this moment, she just regards Hu Yunshang as a classmate who drank too much, and throwing him back to the dormitory to find a bed for the night is a very common thing.
"You bastard, you are so heavy!" Wu Zhe threw Hu Yunshang onto the bed.
According to the way the old lady did last night, candles were lit, and Wu Zhe resentfully kicked Hu Yunshang again.
Suddenly, Wu Zhe had an idea.
Isn't being divorced a common encounter for a heroine in a novel? Will this guy turn into a dragon because of this
Thinking of this, Wu Zhe looked at the sleeping Hu Yunshang.
Green shirt, soap boots, cypress belt, and jade pendant hanging from the waist, this is a typical male protagonist's son's attire.
Suddenly, Wu Zhe became jealous.
Picked up! Picked up! Picked up! Let's try this dress on. Maybe men's clothing can still pick up a girl or something, especially his tsundere girl Hu Yunjiao, that would be absolutely cool.
Wu Zhe took the hairpin on the dressing table, and suddenly pricked Hu Yun's injured shoulder. If someone pretended to be asleep, he would definitely jump up in pain, but he only groaned, but did not wake up.
All right, just strip him naked and throw him back to the restaurant. Wu Zhe was ill-intentioned, and immediately took off Hu Yunshang's outer shirt, Bai Jin's belt and jade pendant.
Boots and shoes look big at first glance, so don't consider them.
In the past few days, the freshness of the clothes of the three-dimensional female creatures has passed. Wu Zhe, who had a bit of a cosplay feeling, had long planned to wear men's clothes. This moved the candle to the dressing table, Wu Zhe took off the girl's clothes and outer clothes, and began to change into men's clothes in front of the bronze mirror.
Who the hell said women can dress up as men? ! A girl with a middle-aged posture and almost flat chest, she doesn't look like a man in men's clothing!
After Wu Zhe was dressed, he mourned in front of the bronze mirror.
Although the yellow bronze mirror can't see clearly, it can be seen that the girl's shoulders, facial features, body curves, etc. are obviously not men.
It seems that there is no need to be a thief. Wu Zhe took off his outer robe sadly, and began to put back on Xiao Niu's own maiden clothes.
"..." Hu Yunshang just woke up in a daze at this time, and barely raised his head to look around.
who
Who stands before the candlestick
Dimly, Hu Yunshang could only see a girl changing clothes with her back turned to him in the candlelight.
Luo Shan is lightly untied, and Zhi Yi is vaguely...
Hu Yunshang only felt his heart beating like thunder, subconsciously fixed his eyes to see clearly.
But after drinking, I am sensitive to candlelight, I feel glare and can't see clearly, it seems to be Xiao Niu in the haze...
Is she so beautiful? Although she couldn't see her body clearly, with the flickering of the candle shadow, she could vaguely see the girl's smooth back and graceful waist exuding a charm that made his belly burn...
The kidney tonifying medicine in the wine is quite effective.
Don't look at evil, Hu Yunshang suddenly realized that he was peeping at the girl's improper dressing, and quickly turned around. But with such a movement, the alcohol was raging again, and Hu Yunshang turned over and fell asleep again.
Wu Zhe didn't notice that Hu Yunshang woke up at all. After changing back into his own clothes, he threw the men's clothes on the bed that Hu Yunshang was occupying. Seeing that Hu Yunshang seemed to have turned over at some point, revealing a large empty bed, and he almost fell to the ground, Wu Zhe was too lazy to turn this dead guy to help him put on his coat again for the time being.
Drink some water first. After the alcohol Wu Zhe drank was decomposed by the body in large quantities, the alcohol needs to absorb water to be digested, so he felt a little thirsty.
There was a kettle on the coffee table that the old lady had put away early, and Wu Zhe was walking over when suddenly a familiar metallic voice sounded in his mind: [Alarm! There are holders of high levels of profound energy locking the body, and it is impossible to determine whether it is malicious or not. It uses mysterious energy as a medium, locks on the body as the target, and is approaching at high speed! 0 meters, 100 meters, 50 meters...]
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