Niu Fei Zai Xia

Chapter 94: Weird libretto for girls

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I also said yesterday that I would like to thank Wanbi for the reward, but today I can't be sloppy, and I have updated two chapters desperately.

How, sheep with tickets and rewards can cultivate land faster than cattle, right? !

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"I have to ask Mo Cainv about this." The old general was not sloppy, he raised the manuscript in his hand and looked at Mo Xichou.

Mo Xichou really hesitated for a moment.

"Hehehe, why are you still hesitating?" Xuanwu female general Wei Ling didn't understand Wu Zhe's genius, so she simply found it interesting: "Everything in the world is easy to learn, but this ability of poetry and poetry is absolutely impossible for others to learn. Got it."

Mo Xichou thought about it, and couldn't help but feel ridiculous for his worries, so he nodded to Old General Hong.

Lin Chaoying also felt this way, and it was a bit unfounded to worry about. It's also because Xiao Ruoyao's memorization technique is too weird, so she can only comfort her cautiousness in this way.

Wu Zhe took the manuscript and carefully looked at the composition on it.

[Composing skill learning process begins... 1%, %... 80% complete!]The learning progress in my mind is extremely fast, and I have reached 80% of the analysis progress in an instant before I get stuck and need more data analysis.

A super-evolved body that can learn even language in a few tens of seconds is naturally able to grasp this kind of music composition ability.

"Old general, I suddenly want to try to play this piano, is it okay?" Wu Zhe returned the manuscript and asked respectfully.

"Huh?" Before the old general had time to wonder why the girl returned the manuscript after only glancing at it, he was even more surprised by the meaning of her words.

What kind of poetry does this girl want to play and sing in public? Naturally, the old general would not refuse, and quickly got up to make way.

Wu Zhe sat down.

"A country girl with no rules!" Lin Chaoying laughed out loud.

Lin Jianmen, Mo Cainv and others were also amused. They noticed that Wu Zhe sat cross-legged.

How can a lady use this posture to play the piano

Is it okay to sit on your knees or on your side legs

Who is her etiquette teacher

Wu Zhe ignored them and played a few times on his own.

Although it was just a simple test, bystanders could tell that this girl still had some skill in playing the piano.

Um? She can play the piano? Knowing that Wu Zhe came from the poor area of Qingling, Lin Chaoying and other women were all surprised.

People close to her, such as Hu Yunshang and Zong Zhilian, were worried about her hand injury.

Most of the injuries on Wu Zhe's hands have healed, but it looks serious on the surface. In fact, the inner dermis, tendon and other key points have been healed by the 500% cell repair speed caused by the emergency of the evolutionary body.

She turned her mind around, confirmed the piano playing skills that the machine had mastered long ago, and then began to play.

This is a poem different from the ones that stunned Mu Qingya and Hu Yunjiao just now, and it is not a poem for fighting.

A genre that has never existed in this world, Wu Zhe is purely a pastime song for interruption.

Of course, it was also to pave the way for the poem that Mu Qingya and others were compiling. This has a deep meaning...

What Wu Zhe played and sang was "Laughing Rivers and Lakes", which was originally written by Xiaoshenyang in the world.

Although the actor was criticized a lot in that world, it has to be said that Gao Jin, the songwriter of this song, is quite good.

"I'm holding a meteor crescent knife in my hand~~~ Shouting loud slogans~~~Who is in front of me who will give me a name~~~ If you are capable, don't run away~~~..."

As soon as the girl sang the first line of this weird song, everyone in the audience was stunned.

"In my whole life, I have been floating on the sword~~~ I have seen heroes bend their waists~~~ How high can they fly while flying over the eaves and walls~~~I practice floating on the water by boat~~~..."

The sharp sound of the piano combined with Wu Zhe's clear and beautiful voice is not a joy.

"The waves in the rivers and lakes are surging~~~Look at how happy I am wandering~~~Who knows who is the most uncomfortable~~~The second in the world is also very good...Laughing and shaking the mountains~~~The rivers and lakes are dangerous, run away~~~! "

When Wu Zhe sang this line, Zong Zhilian, the narcissistic son of the audience, burst into laughter.

Many other disciples and handymen who reacted immediately laughed.

Also [Jianghu Danger, run quickly]? Is this poetry? It's so funny!

This world is not yet the era of cold jokes and dirty jokes flying everywhere. Not to mention the low aesthetic level, at least the laughter will not be too high. When encountering such interesting lyrics, everyone present could hardly stop laughing.

Especially a fourteen-year-old girl like Wu Zhe, who is playing the piano and singing in an extremely undignified posture. And the lyrics were so playful and uninhibited that everyone couldn't maintain the seriousness of the ring.

Even the two girlfriends beside Hu Yunjiao couldn't help laughing after overhearing a few words.

The other three questioners on the stage, two men and one woman, were dumbfounded. They were relatively staid, and they couldn't react for a while.

Then, Wu Zhe stopped playing the piano in his hands, and Qingkou began to rap and sing: "I am riding a little donkey ~ I am carrying a crescent knife on my back ~ Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms only practice the first move ~ If you can hit it, hit it ~ If we can’t beat it, let’s run~…”

Everyone who had never heard this kind of a cappella rhythm burst into laughter after being taken aback for a moment.

But soon everyone pressed the laughter again, because they didn't want to hear the girl's singing voice clearly.

I only heard the girl speak fast but articulate, and she chanted and sang playfully: "When is the right and wrong in the martial arts fight? We are relatively young and just signed up for the road yesterday~ Heroes from all walks of life are fine, don't fool around with me~ If If you admit defeat, I will go home and go to sleep~ My mother said that it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, only being happy is important~~~…”

Wu Zhe stopped talking, and after two breaths, he played the piano and got up.

Seeing that she had finished singing, everyone burst into laughter, accompanied by applause and whistles.

But it's not a ridicule, but a novel and interesting song that makes people laugh.

Many disciples laughed and said: "Haha, this Xiao Ruoyao has such a funny side."

"It's so interesting, so interesting." Even Xuanwu female general Wei Ling couldn't stop laughing: "I really want to know her mother, but why did you say that it's not important to win or lose in the rivers and lakes, but being happy is important?"

Lin Chaoying also shook her head and had to suppress her smile desperately.

In the serious atmosphere of satirizing the opponent in the arena just now, being disturbed by Wu Zhe's tune like this is definitely an effect that doubles the joy. The narcissistic son Zong Zhilian's leading smile made people couldn't help laughing along with him.

Although this song is not popular, it doesn't give people a sense of deviant, it only makes people think that this girl's song is naughty and cute.

Inspector Li Daoming was still sitting there with the same expression on his face. But if you look closely, you can notice that the corners of his mouth have indeed changed a bit.

Wu Zhe bowed his hands to the old general with a manly salute, and turned back to Hu Yunjiao and Mu Qingya.

Just as Mu Qingya put down her pen, she came over and gestured in sign language: "Time is a little tight, I'm afraid I'll remember it wrong, can you take a look?"

The female doctor from Shangyao Valley seemed to be busy with something, walked over curiously, and glanced at the paper.

After only reading a few sentences, she froze.

No, impossible? ! ;