It has been more than two years since the restoration of human autonomy, and it is spring again in a blink of an eye. In addition to the grass growing and the warblers flying, it also means that the moulting period of animals has arrived.
As the weather gets warmer, some animals will shed their thick fur to prepare for the summer. In recent months, many people with cats and dogs have begun to complain in the virtual community of the Na'vi star area that their pets are shedding serious hair. Hair is everywhere in the house.
"I don't really know what to complain about having a puppy the size of a hand," Adrian said. "Lieutenant General Tante actually yelled at me before yesterday's meeting about how much hair his daughter's teacup dog is shedding. Seriously - that dog is only a little bit big, how much hair can shed! Later I asked him if he knew how big my rabbit was, and he stopped talking... "
"Is that why you tricked me into picking rabbit fur with you at your house?" Finn asked expressionlessly.
Adrian said seriously: "Commander, what are you talking about? What do you mean by cheating? My wife and I kindly invite you to come? Afternoon tea..."
"What about afternoon tea?!"
"Aren't they both here?"
"Then why can't I just sit comfortably in the house like Wei Lan and chat with Zhong Yan? Cha, but follow you out to do physical work?"
"I did suggest that we all experience the fun of picking rabbit fur..."
Fein said without hesitation: "Don't even think about it. My doctor's hand is holding the scalpel. It's expensive. I usually don't let him do it."
Adrian ruthlessly pointed it out: "Isn't it because Wei Lan's cooking is too unpalatable? You told me secretly when you got married last year."
Fein pretended not to hear, "Why don't you ask Zhong Yan to pick it up with you?"
"No, his back is uncomfortable today." Adrian said meaningfully.
Finn rolled his eyes, "After all, the job falls on the two of us." He poked Adrian's chest with his finger in grief, "A commander of the 53rd Military Region!" Then another Pointing to himself, "A supreme commander of the Na'vi military region! We specially gathered together on weekends just to—" Then pointing to the cub of the giant interstellar rabbit lying on the hill next to them, "surround a giant interstellar rabbit and pick it up Damn! Is this plausible?!"
The rabbit had been lying on its stomach watching them work, and now it was pointed at, thinking that they were finally ready to play with it, and happily went up to rub Finn.
Adrian and Finn were immediately submerged in the turbulent and fluffy chest hair of the giant interstellar rabbit.
"I told you not to interact with my rabbit casually!" Adrian yelled, stretched out a hand from the fur, and pressed hard on the tip of the rabbit's fluffy nose to stop it, "Stop! Sit down! Stop moving!"
With great difficulty, he calmed down the excited interstellar giant rabbit, patted it on the tip of its nose twice, and complained: "The bigger it is, the harder it is to manage. This rabbit is more obedient to Zhong Yan, and I can't speak very well." .”
Finn finally freed himself from the chest hair of the giant interstellar rabbit. He spit out the rabbit fur in his mouth twice, and said contemptuously: "Nonsense, you have a breeding certificate with full marks, do you have it?"
"It has nothing to do with skills. The one in my family is stricter with it and takes care of it a lot. The rabbit is a little afraid of him." Adrian glanced at the direction of the house, and made sure that Zhong Yan was still entertaining Wei Lan in the house. I said, this rabbit is still young, why bother with so much, if you want to play, you can play with it, if you want to eat, you can give it food, just be happy."
"Still young." Finn repeated numbly, looking up at the chubby interstellar giant rabbit with lop ears that had grown to more than eight meters in length.
Adrian fondled his little rabbit's fur, "I took it to the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Research Institute for a physical examination last year, and the adult rabbits there were nearly 20 meters long, and this one in our family was terrified. , kept huddling beside us and refused to move. Later, when we needed a physical examination, it was Zhong Yantuo who asked someone to bring Yi to the house."
Fein sincerely suggested: "Then why don't you also find some people to come to your house to pick up the rabbit fur? Then you don't have to trick me to come over and pick up all over the yard with you."
"That won't work." Adrian said, "Our rabbit is timid and afraid of strangers. You are familiar with it, but you don't know how hard it is to have a quarterly physical examination. Zhong Yan and I have to talk non-stop for a minute. Coax it, otherwise it will float in the sky and refuse to come down."
"Nie Yuan!" Finn wailed, bent down resignedly to pick up a ball of snow-white rabbit fur on the grass, and stuffed it into the half-full basket at his feet, "When you went to Capital Star, I shouldn't have promised you You feed the rabbit..."
"What's your dissatisfaction? It's such an honor to pick up the fur of our image ambassador of the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association. If it wasn't for its shyness, I would post a message, and tens of thousands of people would rush to pick it up every minute." hair."
"It's an honor, it's an honor. I'll just do physical training." Finn said perfunctorily, a bunch of fur was pressed under the rabbit, he pulled it without moving, patted Adrian and said, "Let your family Ambassador move somewhere."
The fur on the ground was almost picked up, and all the places on the rabbit's body that could be reached were brushed, except for the place where it was pressed under the body. Adrian coaxed the rabbit for a while, but he couldn't make the rabbit float up, so he could only send a message Let Zhong Yan let him out.
Zhong Yan and Wei Lan came to the yard together, and saw two men with rabbit fur all over their bodies standing there.
"What's wrong with you?!" Zhong Yan saw that Adrian's black clothes were covered with snow-white fur, and he almost suffocated, "Are you buried in its chest hair again? I told you not to play like this recently... "
"It rubbed over by itself." Adrian defended, standing and allowing Zhong Yan to pick off the rabbit fur on his body, "The rabbit is not as obedient as a child when it grows up, and I can't control it now."
"It's all because you are used to it, can it listen to you?"
The two began to complain together that the rabbit at home was too fat and too lazy. Finn stood aside and said, "Why do you spend so much effort picking fur? Can't you go back and stuff it into the washing machine?"
"I advise you to remove the fur from his clothes before throwing it into the washing machine." Zhong Yan turned to Wei Lan and said, "The interstellar giant rabbit's fur is too long, and it will break down if it is stirred in the washing machine. Don't ask me how I know Yes, our washing machine was replaced twice a year last year."
Wei Lan said inexplicably: "What? Ah, you said laundry. I don't do laundry in our house..." He looked at Fei En, then at Zhong Yan, suddenly noticed something, and said at a loss: "Washing... Are there so many delicate things? I thought it would be fine to put them in the washing machine, Commander, why don't we take turns washing them in the future... "
"It's okay dear! It was agreed before we got married that I will do all the housework." Fein said, holding Wei Lan tenderly.
"When you have rabbit fur on your body, don't hug and show affection." Adrian, who has rich experience in raising rabbits and has been married for a long time, disdains to show affection all the time, kindly imparts practical home experience to his friends, "Originally, you only need to clean the hair on your body, but now Dr. Wei's clothes are full of hair."
Fein said: "I'd rather clean double the rabbit fur than hug our doctor."
Wei Lan took off a large ball of fur that stuck to his body, and unexpectedly felt it was very soft to the touch. He looked at the big basket full of rabbit fur at his feet, thought for a while and said, "Zhong Yan, can you share it with me?" A little fur from your interstellar giant rabbit?"
"Okay, how much do you want? Ed, turn around, this side is clean." Adrian turned around cooperatively, and Zhong Yan chatted with Wei Lan while cleaning his clothes, "Anyway, I and Ed's Rabbit fur vests, rabbit fur pajamas, rabbit fur scarves, etc., and there are two rabbit blankets at home. Alas, the main thing is that my rabbit is white, and it is too easy to get dirty when making clothes. I gave some rabbit fur last year. Went to the fabricator to make a rabbit fur collar for our Ed's coat, he wore it to a meeting in Capital Star, and the collar was gray when he came back--I wish I had chosen a black rabbit. By the way, what are you going to do?"
"It doesn't need a lot, I'll just make a felt pendant." Wei Lan said.
Felt pendants, this thing has been very popular in the past two years, especially in the Na'vi military region, no matter whether it is an officer or an ordinary soldier, many people have felt pendants made by a partner. When Zhong Yan rushed to make the lucky pendant two years ago, he would never have imagined that this matter has almost become a custom in the Na'vi military region, and there is even a faint tendency to expand to the entire alliance—he heard at the beginning of the year that, The store of the highest institution began to sell the replica "Salvation Rabbit Tail Pendant". It is said that wearing this pendant designed by the former student union chairman of the highest institution to take the exam can get the same score as the chairman in the past...
"Although I'm also a military member, I won't be able to participate in the felt competition next month, but..." Wei Lan was talking, and Adrian asked in wonder, "What competition?"
"The felt competition in the Na'vi military region is only for non-military members to participate." Fein replied, "You probably don't know about the old Flying Capital Star recently, and you have been promoting it in Na'vi for a long time. The plan at the beginning of the year was handed over to me, and I still Thinking that no one would respond to such a boring project, I agreed casually, but who knows that in just two days, the number of applicants has already exceeded a thousand, which is really scary." He said to Wei Lan again: "My dear, I will buy you It’s a pretty one, don’t make it yourself, what a waste of effort.”
Wei Lan insisted: "It only makes sense to do it yourself. I read the promotion of the competition, and it said that the high-level officers of the Na'vi Military Region have..."
Fein laughed. He was just about to say that this kind of propaganda is for attracting people's attention. Of course, how to exaggerate and write it. Not every high-ranking Na'vi officer believes in this kind of boring superstition. For example, as the supreme commander of Na'vi, he Do not…
"Everyone has one, and I'll make one for you too," Wei Lan said.
Finn's words choked in his throat, and he opened his eyes wide and asked after a while, "Are you going to do it for me?"
"Yes."
"Doctor, you are so kind!" Fein said emotionally, hugged Wei Lan, and wiped more rabbit fur on Wei Lan's clothes, "You made it for me, I will definitely wear it to work every day!"
Adrian looked down on Fein's behavior of wanting to remind others that he was married all the time. He completely forgot that the reason why felt pendants are so popular today is mostly because he was too high-profile in showing his affection back then.
But Finn got married, and it did make Adrian think about things she hadn't thought about before.
That night, after seeing off the Fein family, Zhong Yan was going to the kitchen to cook, when Adrian hugged him from behind.
"What's the matter?" Zhong Yan asked. He thought Adrian was joking with him, so he patted the back of his hand and said, "Don't make trouble, I'll cook first."
Not only did Adrian not let go, but he held him tighter in his arms, resting his chin on Zhong Yan's hair, and said in a muffled voice, "I don't think I'm good enough for you."
Zhong Yan asked strangely, "How come?"
"Fin said today that he does all the housework for their family..." Adrian said with some shame, "I have been the young master of Art's family since I was a child, and I have never done any housework. Since we met, these are all You have been doing it for more than ten years, and I have always taken it for granted, Xiaoyan, I... "
Zhong Yan turned to face him, interrupted him and said, "It's a matter of course! If you don't want to hire outsiders to clean the house, someone must do the housework, right? Wei Lan's house is done by Xister, ours is I do it, so what's the matter? Besides, you also helped me share it, and you usually wash the rabbits."
He stretched out his arms around Adrian's neck, tiptoed and kissed the corner of Adrian's mouth. For the first time, this intimate gesture did not comfort Adrian. He wrapped his arms around Zhong Yan's waist and whispered: "The rabbit is a month old." You only wash it once, you have to clean the house, cook, wash clothes every day... "
"I like to do this for you." Zhong Yan said, after being married for so long, he is still not used to saying such straightforward love words, a little blush smudged on his white and flawless face like porcelain. Adrian held his hand, and the golden rabbit ear crown rings collided with each other, making a crisp jingle.
Zhong Yan said softly: "Sometimes I am also very strange. In such an era of transparent information, you and I have both stood at the pinnacle of power. The most indispensable thing is connections and authority. Even so, you can't find me. Who and where are my biological parents. I used to hate fate and felt it was so unfair. Why was I the only one who was destined to be without the company of my relatives? I met you."
He looked at Adrian's handsome face, those rare silver eyes were looking at him intently and affectionately, Zhong Yan's throat was slightly choked, and many words were accumulated in his heart, but there was no need to say it, Adrian The look in his eyes told him clearly: I understand everything.
So he just said: "I am grateful to fate."
"I'm not grateful for fate, I'm only grateful for you." Adrian said, holding him tightly in his arms, "I have owned countless wealth, but none of them can compare to you."
They hugged each other intimately in their living room, and took a sweet kiss in this quiet and serene evening.
This tender moment was interrupted by Zhong Yan's next sentence, he put his arms around Adrian's neck and said, "Why don't we have a child."
Why don't we have a baby...
have a baby...
child…
Adrian was so shocked that he lost all thoughts of guilt and emotion in an instant, and said in shock: "What?!"
"I've been thinking about this for a long time." Zhong Yan discussed with him earnestly, "I'm originally a person, and I don't care whether I have descendants, but you come from a famous family, and your silver eyes, no one can inherit it, I always feel very uncomfortable." pity… "
"It's not a pity!" Adrian said quickly, "Besides, there are a bunch of people with the surname Yate on the Capital Star, and they will have a bunch of children with silver eyes. Why is no one inheriting it?"
Zhong Yan said: "That's not our child. In fact, a few days ago, people from the Capital Star Gene Fusion Research Institute contacted me again, asking if we have any intentions. They mean that they can give us a back door without queuing up. It is said that ordinary same-sex couples are waiting until the following year to apply. I told them that we will consider it before replying... "
"Don't think about it, answer now! I don't want children," Adrian said. "I can't bear to see you take care of other people."
Zhong Yan obviously liked this sentence very much. Originally, he was only thinking about it for Adrian. Since Adrian himself didn't want it, he also smiled and said, "Okay, I'll answer them later. What do you want for dinner?" ?”
Zhong Yan actually seriously considered adding someone to the family, which made Adrian feel a sense of crisis that he hadn't seen for a long time. He was determined to find something for Zhong Yan to do, so when Zhong Yan told him that he wanted to enroll in the Na'vi Military Region Felt contest, but when it seemed that he didn't meet the registration requirements, Adrian went to the headquarters of the Na'vi Military Region without saying a word.
"Can all the family members of the Na'vi military region who are not non-military members register? Why can't my family members?"
"Families of soldiers of the Na'vi Military Region." Fein emphasized, "Your Excellency, Commander, are you a soldier of the Na'vi Military Region? You do not belong to any individual military region, you are the Commander of the 53rd Military Region."
"That should be counted as I belong to every military region, including the Na'vi Military Region." Adrian said dissatisfied, "Besides, I was born in the Na'vi Military Region, and our family still lives in Na'vi. Now the Na'vi Military Region is doing activities. It is unreasonable and unconscionable to shut us out!"
It was just an entertainment event. Since the commander had spoken, Fein didn't bother, and sent a newsletter to the people below, asking them to approve Zhong Yan's application.
"As for you." Fein said disdainfully, "Yesterday you still disliked my show of affection. You have been married for so long, and the people below will not let go of the games for fun."
"What do you know, I didn't sign up for him just to show off my love. My family finally got a hobby, and it happened that there were too many rabbit fur at home." Adrian said, "Recently, it is the off-season for public welfare activities. I don’t go out every day, the rabbit is still moulting and I can’t take it out for a walk, but I have one meeting after another this month, and I don’t have time to accompany him, so it’s good to let him poke the felt at home.” To save the child from thinking about things .
Although it is said that Zhong Yan signed up for this competition just to pass the time, since he was a child, he has a strong determination to win and lose in any event with rankings, not to mention that this felt competition is based on the family as a unit , each registered military member is bound to one soldier, and the winning result is counted as two people. That is to say, it is also related to Adrian's ranking. Zhong Yan raised his fighting spirit after a long absence, as if he had returned to the eve of the school's exam preparation.
Because he raised a giant interstellar rabbit, there is never a shortage of rabbit fur at home, which can be used for him to practice repeatedly. Unfortunately, Adrian is very incompetent as a partner trainer. There is nothing in the sky and there is nothing in the earth, and within two days, he was tragically expelled from the training partner by Zhong Yan.
Adrian was very resentful, and when he went to the meeting in the next star sector, he was still complaining to the fellow officers.
"Really, that guy in my family is too demanding of himself. He is obviously very good-looking, but he insists that I am boasting with my eyes closed."
Several generals who arrived earlier looked at each other, and one of the generals who was familiar with Adrian confirmed doubtfully, "What did you say Chairman Zhong Yan did to participate in the competition?"
"Wolf tail." Adrian said quite complacently, "because I like wolves."
Several generals hesitated to speak, and no one dared to offend the commander in chief, but they all saw the madness in their eyes:
Wolf tail, what kind of strange shape is that
Use felt to make a wolf's tail, isn't that just a long strip
Forget it, think about the rabbit tail pendant that has blown up the virtual community in the past two years, isn't it just a ball? Both the commander-in-chief and the former president insisted that it was a rabbit's tail, so what can be done.
I have already said that this family has problems with their aesthetics, look at their rings...
"Actually, voting has already started. Remember to vote for my family. Each terminal can cast one vote. He is No. 817—hey, is it too early to leave the meeting? How about this, everyone open the terminal to vote now Take a moment." Adrian said, "I sent you the address in groups, in case you can't find it."
All the participating generals were forced to open the terminals at the request of the commander-in-chief, click on the homepage of this inexplicable event in the military region next door, find the work No. 817 and cast their votes. Fortunately, it turned out to be more presentable than they imagined. At least it could be seen that it was a tail. As for why a pure white tail made of rabbit fur must be called a wolf's tail...
As long as the Commander-in-Chief and his family are happy.
After Zhong Yan submitted his work, he temporarily put the matter aside and waited for the result. He didn't know that Adrian was still trying his best to canvass for him when he went out to attend the meeting. When he found out, the whole federation would already know up.
Today's popular keywords in the virtual community: wolf tail pendant voting.
Zhong Yan: "???"
Confused, he went in to check the discussion on this topic.
"I beg everyone to vote for President Zhong Yan's wolf tail pendant! Only one day left!"
"We're only a few hundred votes away from being the president! Silver-eyed Giant Rabbit Forum, go!"
"The commander-in-chief has updated his news! Both of them haven't updated their news for a whole month! Although I don't know what kind of strange game this is, but the commander-in-chief has spoken before we vote!"
"Silver-eyed giant rabbit forum lottery filing: ten friends will be drawn, and each will be given a set of physical photos of the image ambassador officially produced by the Interstellar Giant Rabbit Protection Association. Long wolf tail pendant voting screenshot."
"The voting page is so good, are they all squeezed in to vote for the commander?"
"You guys are poisonous, because the commander-in-chief's news has paralyzed other people's activity websites."
"Didn't the news say that the commander-in-chief is participating in some inspection activities in other military regions? He didn't forget to canvass for his wife in his busy schedule. I laughed so hard."
"So their family now has a collection of rabbit tails and wolf tails. Speaking of which, why did they use the interstellar giant rabbit fur as the wolf tail? Have you considered the rabbit's feelings?"
"The couple model of the rabbit tail pendant finally appeared, vote, not vote is not human!"
Zhong Yan closed the discussion page covering his face, wishing he could bury his whole body in the chest hair of the Giant Interstellar Rabbit.
He just randomly participated in an entertainment competition in the military region! Who would have known that Adrian took the matter seriously and did not hesitate to solicit votes for him. Now that he is fine, the whole world knows...
After crowds of people who came to vote for Zhong Yan crowded the event website, there was no suspense about the result of the competition. With so many people participating in this event, the official of the event, which was so popular, even applied for a top three winner from the virtual community management agency. Zhong Yan refused to use the name certification, but Adrian happily replaced it.
Since then, in the identity verification column of Adrian's personal homepage, in addition to "Commander of the 53rd Military Region", there is an additional column "Family of the Champion of the 1st Na'vi Military Region Felt Contest". Ann removed the certificate.
But Adrian felt that Zhong Yan had spent many days poking the felt to earn the identity certification, and it was a pity to waste it. In the end, the honorary title of the champion family was added to the homepage certification of their rabbit.
The lop-eared giant interstellar rabbit cub who is basking in the sun over the backyard has won a new honorary title today.