No Money to Divorce

Chapter 42: Adventures in the Rabbit Hole

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Adrian's infiltrating operation failed miserably at the very beginning. Apart from knowing two inexplicable "rules", he got no information.

He turned off the anonymous software, feeling that he was really too busy. He was wondering if he should prepare the speech for tomorrow's meeting in advance, when a newsletter came in suddenly.

It's Finn. As soon as Adrian picked it up, before he had time to speak, he heard the other side growl: "Can you take care of it! He called me two nights in a row! Doctor Wei is free for two nights throughout the year! I Every good atmosphere is interrupted by him! I knew he didn't like me! Is he out of revenge? You... "

"Slow down, friend." Adrian said in a daze, "Who called you two nights in a row?"

"Who else! The guy in your house! He asked me where you were yesterday and asked me to pass you a call today. Why didn't he contact you directly?"

Adrian said awkwardly: "...Because I can't be contacted, he is on my blacklist. What should I say?"

"He wants you to go to him now and say 'something's wrong'. I asked him where the other guy was and he said he's in your house! Fucking... you guys are in the same house, what can't you knock The door said it directly? What kind of fun are you playing? Don't take me to play, okay?"

Something went wrong? Is it a rabbit that still refuses to enter the nest? No... He knew Zhong Yan, Zhong Yan was the type who would never ask others for help as long as he could solve it himself, let alone someone he didn't like to see for help. If it's just that the quilt doesn't work, he will definitely knock on the door and tell Adrian himself.

What's wrong with that? Calculating the time, it has been a long time since they came back, he thought that Zhong Yan had already finished laying out the rabbit's nest and returned to his room, he shouldn't be still outside, did something dangerous happen? Adrian's heart tightened, he stood up and walked towards the backyard and said, "Okay, I see."

"What do you know? You gotta take care of this..."

Adrian was no longer in the mood to deal with him, and interrupted perfunctorily: "Okay, okay, I care, I have to hang up beforehand."

He opened the door of Zhong Yan's room, but there was no one inside, so he went to the backyard.

The eight-meter-high rabbit nest stood on the grass, but no rabbits were seen. Presumably, the quilt had played a role, and the rabbit had already entered the nest. Adrian walked around to the front of the rabbit hole, then paused.

To be precise, more than half of the rabbit has entered the nest, leaving the snow-white furry buttocks and big round tail exposed.

Adrian looked around, but Zhong Yan was not there. He walked over suspiciously and turned over the huge fluffy rabbit tail, but it was not inside.

"Zhong Yan?" He tried to shout.

Didn't expect a real response. Zhong Yan's voice came from the rabbit's nest, near the door: "I'm here."

Adrian identified the location, walked to the door, and asked, "Have you been eaten by this rabbit at last?"

"No, the interstellar giant rabbit doesn't eat meat." Zhong Yan said, his voice was a little muffled through the solid artificial wood board, "I just spread the quilt and let it in with a rope, the door is a bit small, it... it's stuck .So I can't go out either."

Adrian reached into the thick rabbit fur and touched the edge of the door. There was no gap, and it was indeed stuck. He shouted inside: "Then let it come out."

"I tried it, it didn't want to go out, it just wanted to come in." Zhong Yan shouted back, "I just said that the quilt is useful."

"It's really useful, it's great." Adrian sarcastically said, "Then, I would like to ask the expert of the giant interstellar rabbit, how do you get out now?"

Zhong Yan suddenly died down, and it took a long time to fight back: "It's because your door is too small!"

"This rabbit is much fatter than I thought." Adrian said. He originally thought that the thick fur on the rabbit's body was puffiness, but he didn't expect it to be quite real.

"Why don't you widen the door, do you have any tools like a chainsaw at home?" Zhong Yan said inside.

"Yes, you have to come out first, and the sawdust will be scattered everywhere."

Adrian circled around the protruding butt of the rabbit. In fact, there are two skylights on the top of the rabbit nest, which are used for ventilation. They are large enough for humans to pass through, but they are too high. There is only one ladder in the house, and the people inside cannot be pulled out after going up. Looking around, it seems that there is only a gap on the back of the rabbit.

The door is too narrow and the rabbit gets stuck on the sides, but it's high enough that there's still some room on top.

"Climb onto the rabbit first and get out from its back." Adrian instructed.

Zhong Yan touched the rabbit's ears in embarrassment, and said: "I tried this too, I... can't climb up."

"It's lying on its stomach now, how high is it? Grabbing its fur and going up?"

Zhong Yan tried again, but his arm strength was not strong enough, and after tossing for a long time, he was so tired that he was out of breath, but he still couldn't climb up.

The little rabbit thought he was playing, so he turned his head and rubbed against him lightly.

"I can't go up." Zhong Yan sat on the quilt wanting to cry without tears, and said to the outside.

Adrian's voice came vaguely from outside: "I'm really convinced, I can't even get through this." Then he stopped talking.

You think he is too useless, so leave? Zhong Yan lifted the corner of the rabbit ear to cover himself, and sat downcastly. It doesn't matter that Adrian is gone, anyway, the rabbit will definitely go out for activities during the day, and it will be good to go out again at that time, there are so many quilts inside, it is not cold...

Suddenly, a clear and familiar male voice came from above his head: "I removed you from the blacklist."

Zhong Yan raised his head, and saw Adrian standing on the rabbit condescendingly looking at him, the starlight shone in through the small skylight, hitting him like a stage spotlight.

"Next time, don't call my subordinates casually. He is also single at night. What will he look like if it gets out? Of course, it doesn't mean that you can trouble me. It's better to be quiet, understand? "

Zhong Yan looked up at him and said blankly, "Oh."

Adrian jumped down and landed beside Zhong Yan nimbly. The little rabbit turned its head and wanted to rub against him, but he pushed it away in disgust.

"This rabbit is too stupid." He said, pulling Zhong Yan up from the ground, "I'll carry you up."

"Wait, these quilts are quite big. I haven't used them up just now, and there are two left." Zhong Yan motioned Adrian to look aside.

The entire nest was filled with bright colors such as bright red, bright yellow, emerald green and azure blue, and Adrian hardly saw any remaining quilts.

"Take it home and I'll use it. I just want to change a quilt." Zhong Yan said.

"What's wrong with your quilt now?"

"Didn't Cister say before dinner..." Zhong Yan said uncomfortably, "That's the same set he used to sleep at your house? I don't want to share a quilt with him."

Adrian said unhappily: "He said he was covering with a spare quilt from my house."

"He said that you only have a spare set at home, so right now I'm in bed..."

"It's just a spare one, and I'm covering it now. You sleep in my room, my bed, and my quilt."

Zhong Yan looked at Adrian incredulously, and stammered: "What..."

"If you don't want to cover it up, take one, hurry up." Adrian was about to go to get the remaining two quilts, but was stopped by Zhong Yan.

"This, it's quite troublesome to take it, and you have to climb the rabbit's back, so no, don't take it."

"How can I have an idea in a while. Come up if you don't take it."

Adrian squatted down and let Zhong Yan step on his shoulders, then he stood up and supported Zhong Yan's legs and sent him onto the rabbit's back, while he climbed up easily by himself by grabbing the rabbit's fur.

"Go." He said to Zhong Yan who didn't dare to move, "I'm here, I can't fall."

Zhong Yan nodded, and walked on the young rabbit's back with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and Adrian followed him, which really made people feel more at ease. They bent down and passed the door of the rabbit's nest, Zhong Yan looked at the ground and asked worriedly, "How do I get down?"

Adrian jumped down first, the grass was not as soft as the nest covered with quilts, so he rolled for a week to remove the impact. It still hurts a little. Adrian frowned unobtrusively, he didn't care about the pain, but Zhong Yan's delicate skin and flesh, I'm afraid...

"Come here with a ladder." Zhong Yan said while sitting on the rabbit.

"No, just jump, I'll follow."

Adrian opened his arms, looked up at him and said, "Come on."

Zhong Yan choked for breath. It was hard for him to stumble and grow so big, and it was hard for him to get ahead. He is a life-saving person and a cautious person, but at this moment he put all safety concerns behind him, and Adrian stood under the starry sky. In the grass, staring at him with open arms, said to dance.

So he jumped.

The wind whistled in his ears, and Adrian's face magnified extremely quickly. In less than a second, he crashed into Adrian's arms, and the two of them fell on the grass together.

The free fall made Zhong Yan's heart beat wildly, and it took several seconds for him to come back to his senses, and found that Adrian was under him.

"I'm sorry." Zhong Yan said, trying to get up, but after moving a bit, he realized that Adrian's arms were tightly wrapping around him.

Strangely, Adrian seemed to come back to his senses later than him, he withdrew his hand abruptly, and whispered: "Get up!"

Zhong Yan stood up quickly, and wanted to reach out to pull Adrian, but Adrian sat up, ignored his extended hand, and said instead: "Go in, it's none of your business."

"Aren't you going in?" Zhong Yan asked strangely.

"I'll widen the door a little before I go in." Adrian seemed a little impatient, "Hurry up and go."

Seeing that he didn't stand up, Zhong Yan became a little anxious, and squatted in front of him and asked, "What's wrong? Did you hurt your leg?"

Adrian bent one leg reflexively, put his arm on his leg, and said violently: "I'm fine if you break your bone. Can you hurry up? I'm annoyed when I see you."

It was fine just now, but Zhong Yan was scolded for no reason and left in a daze.

Maybe it was because I caused him to fall, so he was not happy. Zhong Yan thought, but he didn't mean it either.

Adrian sat for a while on the grass by himself.

Zhong Yan's waist is really thin, he hasn't been hugged like that in many years. No, even when their relationship was the best before, Zhong Yan didn't have his whole body on top of him, he still hugged Zhong Yan's waist tightly...

No, I can't think about it anymore! Sitting and thinking for a while, the part that had the reaction just now didn't go down at all, but became more energetic. Adrian restrained himself from reminiscing about the feeling just now, and stared at the rabbit's tail to divert his attention.

The annoying thing is that maybe there is no one in the nest to play with it. The rabbit who refused to back out just now came out by itself now. It lowered its head and rubbed its ears against Adrian, and Adrian grabbed the rabbit. Mao, scolded: "It can really cause trouble, who really raises rabbits."