No Pollution, No Public Harm
无污染、无公害
Author: Priest
Latest: Chapter 119
Status: Completed
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“When I was young, whenever I wrote essays, my last line was frequently ‘I am determined to become someone useful to society.’ On average, I made this resolve twenty to thirty times per school term. I was very thoughtless.”
“Only when I grew up did I realise that to become someone who brought no harm to society was already the biggest accomplishment I would have in my life.”
Due to working through the night and putting in overtime until his liver was going bust, the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance was in a bad mood. He refused to organise the yearly Martial Arts General Assembly.
The descendant of the previous Sect Leader of the Beggars’ Sect was someone addicted to swiping the phone and online shopping; Tang Qian Yan who left no marks when stepping on snow produced a wretched shut-in with severe social anxiety disorder…
Like the water in the rivers flowing away, the state of the world became worse day by day. Only the followers of the demonic cults preserved their original aspirations. As ever, they shouted their slogans every day and worked hard to sell health supplements made by black market suppliers, carefully and seriously disturbing the public peace.
And, among the jianghu people mentioned above, whether they belonged to the righteous or the evil, not a single one of them could fight.
Kindness repaid with kindness, evil repaid with evil? White Horse Neighs in the Western Wind? Such things did not exist. Everyone still had to pay their credit card bills and house loans.
There were four ways to write “anise” in “anise beans,” and five levels of “grief.”
“我小时候写作文，最后一句常常是‘我立志，要做一个对社会有用的人’，一个学期平均立二三十次志吧，很不走心。”
“长大以后才发现，做一个对社会无害的人，已经是我这辈子最大的成就了。”
武林盟主因熬夜加班爆肝，正在闹情绪，并拒绝组织新一年度的武林大会。
上一任丐帮帮主的后人是个剁手购物狂，踏雪无痕的“堂前燕”出了个重度社恐猥琐死宅……
大环境江河日下，只有魔教教众保持了初心——他们依然每天喊口号，努力推销黑作坊保健品，兢兢业业地扰乱着社会治安。
而以上江湖中人，无论正邪，一个能打的也没有。
快意恩仇、白马啸西风？不存在的，大家还得还信用卡还房贷呢。
“茴香豆”的“茴”有四种写法，而“丧”，有五个层次。
都市武侠，轻松扯淡文（爱信不信）。
又及，本故事纯属虚构，危险动作，请勿模仿。