"This is Brother Han's grandson." After being seated, Uncle Yang introduced Yu Lanchuan with a bewildered look on his face, "The 'Fu Liangyue' Brother Han Zhenhan was proficient in gossip, and he was also excellent at palming. It's a pity. Xiaochuan, you were born late, so you didn't have the chance to meet."
Han Dongsheng: "Ashamed, ashamed."
The first time Yu Lanchuan heard people mention "Fu Liangyue", he felt a kind of immortal spirit, and felt that this person should be a thin man in a long robe, with wide sleeves and misty, standing on the top of the mist-shrouded mountain. Go with the wind. However, this Mr. Han in front of him seems to be the opposite of "immortal energy".
He had a persimmon face on his face, because the smiles were so full, he always seemed to be unable to put it down. He said a word, nodded once, and even a child like Liu Zhongqi brought him tea and water, he quickly stood up to pick it up. From the nerves to the flesh, it seems that the clockwork is wound up, ready to rush forward at any time, and give people an excessive amount of hospitality.
Yu Lanchuan politely said "Oh": "I heard from Grandpa Yang, do you live here too?"
"I used to live here," Han Dongsheng said, his smile a little bitter. "The house prices rose a few years ago and people were scared. When I asked the agent, I was dizzy. Haven't we seen so much money. The government keeps saying To control, we all feel that the housing price is at its highest point, then the stock market will be hot, and it will soar to more than 6,000 points, and people will turn it several times. How do you know... Alas, we were born at an untimely time, we didn't step on the spot, just dumped the house money into the stock market, and the stock was caught, and the house went up even higher! Xiao Yu is laughing, I may be born Lose your fortune."
Uncle Yang asked, "You sold the house here, where do you live?"
"Oh, my mother-in-law died a few years ago, so we moved back to live with my old father-in-law, and it is convenient to take care of the elderly, but there is no decent school there. After two years of schooling, the school is really bad, and it seems that it will delay the children. Now, I entrusted people and tried to find a way to abolish Niujin, get a place on loan, and go back to school here. It's okay for us adults to be wronged, isn't it all for the sake of children?" Han Dongsheng said, "Fortunately, I grew up since I was a child. The dean who got up here has a little face with the old neighbors, and renting a house in our hospital is cheaper than the market."
"Understood," Yu Lanchuan said heartily, "A leek swells up, imagining a story about getting rich overnight."
Yu Lanchuan himself doesn't like casual chatting, especially awkward chats with people he doesn't know. In his opinion, ineffective communication is better than everyone playing on their mobile phones.
"Master Yu works in finance, so he usually looks at the K-line chart when he goes to work, right?" Han Dongsheng smiled and said, "If you have time, recommend a few more stocks to us, hey, you are taking it now. Which ones?"
Yu Lanchuan replied patiently: "I'm not a trader. I don't have much spare money recently, and I'm busy at work. I don't have time to watch the market all the time, so I quit early."
"Hey, that's a pity," Han Dongsheng leaned over. "Your insiders, well-informed, must know which one you buy will make a steady profit without losing money!"
Yu Lanchuan: "…"
Too many slots.
Han Dongsheng said that he was here to "say hello". After saying hello for more than an hour, the man was as sullen as Mount Tai, and Yu Lanchuan's lumbar spine began to ache.
The only one who is happy is probably Liu Zhongqi's little classmate. Taking advantage of this time, he secretly opened the Chinese subtitles and finished watching "The Lion King".
Fortunately, at this time, someone knocked on his door again, Yu Lanchuan was able to breathe for a moment, and hurriedly went out to see.
The person knocking on the door pointed to Ms. Zhang Meizhen's house next door and asked, "I'm sorry to disturb you. Is there anyone next door?"
Yu Lanchuan glanced at it: "I'm at work, what's the matter with you?"
The person who knocked on the door said, "Do you have the contact information of their family? I'm downstairs. Maybe the water pipe burst in their house, and the water has flowed downstairs."
At this time, Ms. Zhang Meizhen was still sunbathing in Sanya. Gan Qing received a call, but she didn't have time to take off her makeup. In the cold winter and twelfth lunar month, she was carrying a long dress and running all the way in the wind, like a performance artist.
As soon as I ran to the elevator, I met a strange little boy, who looked like a second or third grader of elementary school. He was carrying a schoolbag. When looking at people, he looked up without raising his chin. He always looked like he was rolling his eyes and chewing gum in his mouth. Gan Qing didn't care, this building was a school district room, and strange children often moved in and left after elementary school.
Seeing that the child kept staring at her, he lowered his eyelids, covering his pupils of different colors as much as possible, and reached out to brush his long messy hair to prevent this shocking image of a goddess from scaring the flowers of the motherland.
Unexpectedly, the primary school student took the initiative to talk to her: "Hello, sister."
Before Gan Qing could catch her breath, she smiled at him.
"I'm Han Zhou, who just moved to 804. I'm eight years old, third grade. Sister, do you like Gunara, the God of Darkness?"
Gan Qing was at a loss. After hearing the name, she felt that this idol might not be a good person: "Is it okay?"
When the elevator came, Han Zhou put one hand in his pocket, blocked the elevator door with the other, turned sideways at forty-five degrees, he showed a pair of high and low eyebrows, raised his neck and made a concave shape: "Sister, I think you are very beautiful, do you want to Are you dating me on the premise of marriage?"
Gan Qing has not seen such a strange bear child for a long time, and almost did not pick up the words: "...No, after all, it started in three years."
"Understood," Han Zhou snapped his fingers—the first one didn't sound, and he quickly made up for it.
Gan Qing: "..."
What do you unserstand
Little boy: "Girls all need to be pursued!"
The elevator put Han Zhou's children on the eighth floor. The eighth floor where they were moving was in chaos. As soon as Han Zhou stepped out of the elevator, Gan Qing heard a woman's scream: "Who told you to come here! It's still not cleaned up! Where's your grandfather? !"
"My grandfather went to listen to the master's lecture." Han Zhou replied calmly, "Just the master who sold nine boiled eggs for 250 yuan last time."
Gan Qing heard the woman in the corridor roar like a tank, and drove towards the elevator with a "boom boom", and quickly pressed the door that was about to close to let her in.
All the way to the tenth floor, the "Tank" drove out with great momentum, with his hands on his hips, and fired at the corridor: "Han Dongsheng! You die outside! Old idiot X went to give people brains again, your son has no home. You can return, you have come all the way to beg for food! You old man, you don’t care about bullshit all day long, you know how to talk about it, shameless stuff! What’s the use of my mother asking you?!”
Gan Qing felt that the whole building trembled under her roar, and a spherical man was shaken out, and he got out of Xiao Yu's house.
"Keep your voice down!" The man wiped his sweat and said to Yu Lanchuan in the door, "Stay, stay, chat with Xiao Yu to gain knowledge, and we will definitely come and go in the future."
Yu Lanchuan felt that Mr. Han was not as good as the house swallow who couldn't kick a fart with three legs. He forced a smile and thought, "You must never come here."
The "Tank" rushed up murderously, grabbed the back of Han Dongsheng's neck, and rolled him towards the elevator with punches and kicks. The nails were slashed, and he was even more furious: "How dare you fight back!"
Han Dongsheng defended weakly: "...I didn't, I didn't move."
"You just fought back! Relying on your family's indiscriminate and wicked kung fu, you did it on purpose! This day will never end!"
"I really didn't..."
Gan Qing leaned against the wall, dodging the pair tremblingly, and looked at Yu Lanchuan at the door for a moment, then saw her downstairs neighbor who had been waiting for her for a long time, hurriedly said "sorry" and ran to open the door.
The water pipe really burst, and the next door was busy again. Yu Lanchuan swayed twice at Gan Qing's door. Seeing that she tied her long skirt to her waist, rolled up her trouser legs, cut off the water and electricity, and blocked the broken water pipe with a towel. She is skilled. If you give her a toolbox, she can almost get into it and repair it. I don’t know how many dilapidated buildings and broken houses have been honed, so I won’t go in and cause trouble.
He turned to Uncle Yang and said, "please call Grandma Zhang and tell her."
"I called you just now," Uncle Yang said, rushing to 1003, who opened the door. "Miss, Meizhen has given you full control. She will reimburse you for the amount of money spent."
Uncle Yang, with his hands behind his back, stood in the corridor and shook his head: "Xiao Han has a good face and likes to do this kind of thing, so I have to bring him to meet you. I'll see you. Okay."
Yu Lanchuan suddenly understood why Lao Yang's gang leader was tired.
Fuliangyue has become Fuliang moon cake.
Tang Qianyan's dream is to become a deaf and mute person, and later marry a plastic.
Chuan Linfeng threatened to burn the dog stick.
"Grandpa Yang," Yu Lanchuan asked, "do you have any contact with Wan Muchun's junior?"
Inferring from the current situation, that person... is also very likely to be a wonderful flower.
Gan Qing, who was saving the water-soaked floor, snorted.
"Wan Muchun's branch are all evil people, living in isolation, not in the world - there is no way, they are practicing that kind of kung fu, but this era does not allow them to resume their old jobs, I don't know if they can continue to practice. ." Uncle Yang shook his head, "It's easy to say if the inheritance is really broken, but I'm afraid of going the wrong way. The rivers and lakes are not the rivers and lakes they used to be!"
Gan Qing turned her back to Uncle Yang, her eyes moved slightly, and she smiled calmly.
She picked up a wooden chair soaked in water, flicked the water droplets on it, and heard Uncle Yang say again, "Speaking of which, the last time I heard about them, it has something to do with you."
Gan Qing in the water and Yu Lanchuan in the corridor were taken aback at the same time.
Grandpa Yang said, "Hey, don't you remember? You were still young at that time. Back then, when you were helping the civil strife, they helped the Lord find your grandfather to fight the rebels. Those people jumped over the wall and kidnapped you... Alas, now these Disrespectful people, they are not very particular, and their grievances are not as good as their family members, let alone a child."
Gan Qing, who was eavesdropping with her ears erected, frowned—the back alley of the mud pond, walking help
I have a little impression that when she didn't know the heights of the sky, she seemed to have had a conflict with the walking help, but they were all small things.
Yu Lanchuan's pupils shrank slightly.
Uncle Yang continued: "The next morning, we found you in a landfill in the suburbs. The group of people who tied you up was caught later. These people have done a lot of wicked things, and they also kidnapped and sold you. Passing the population, but the kung fu is very sparse. If you are caught, you are still blind, saying that you were running after you, but you were attacked halfway, and you were attacked without seeing what the attacker looked like. It was brought down. When chasing you, there was a dog with him. The police found the body of a dog. There was a knife on the neck, less than a finger long. That is to say, Paoding Jie Niu's method, Big Brother Lao Yu and I both thought it was the people over there who did the trick, but they didn't mean to repay the favor, and they didn't show up in the end."
Wan Muchun…
So at that time, she personally tracked the criminal gang that claimed to be "Paoding Jie Niu", went to the door in person, and broke the spring plaques they enshrined
Suddenly, Yu Lanchuan suddenly realized something—
I saw Gan Qing put down the wooden chair, turned slightly sideways, glanced at him out of the corner of his eyes, and his eyes swept across Yu Lanchuan's delicate and high-end leather bag, and fell below his waist.
Uncle Yang said unknowingly: "That time was really hanging. When I found you, you lost all your clothes. Fortunately, it wasn't winter, otherwise Dongyisu would not be a joke..."
Yu Lanchuan's mind made a "buzz" - no, that's enough, stop talking!
"Yo, when I think about it, that child is actually from the Yu family." Gan Qing's ill-intentioned corner of the light seemed to pierce the trousers that Xiao Yu was ironing. "The dog on the underwear is childish."
Uncle Yang was reminded by his own words or two, and after the explosion, he slowly took the elevator downstairs.
Yu Lanchuan turned around abruptly and found that Gan Qing was staring at him with a mop, and suddenly became angry: "Drag your floor, what are you looking at!"
Gan Qing said meaningfully: "It's nothing, I suddenly thought... A mature and prudent talent like Xiao Yu may also have a very lively side in his heart, so he thinks it's cute."
Yu Lanchuan: "…"
The "lively" little Master Yu took out his mobile phone "cutely", took a picture of the 1003 water pipe burst, and sent it to the circle of friends to expose the liar's tricks with his real name - look, this is the person who sold you the Mercury Retrograde Retreat Card, I can't hold back the water in my house, what else is there to say!
After a while, someone left a message, and Yu Lanchuan saw his assistant and said excitedly, "I heard that astrologers fortune-telling and praying are all at the expense of overdrafting their own destiny. It really is true!"
No matter how powerful the liar is, there are always routines.
Can't stop people from deceiving themselves.
Xiao Yu went back to the house without saying a word, wanting to change to an assistant, to a group of serious neighbors, to a quiet place, and to be a quiet and beautiful man.
Han Dongsheng's family of four moved in - with his old father-in-law - adding countless excitement and conversation to the 111-man hospital's retired people, especially this father-in-law.
804 is a two-bedroom, which is really crowded for four people. There are not enough bedrooms, so we can only separate a small compartment from the master bedroom, open the balcony, and use it as a children's room for Han Zhou's children.
Han Dongsheng's old father-in-law is in his 70s. He is very strong and can ride a bicycle to buy vegetables. He has the ability to live independently. He has a place of his own. It stands to reason that there is no need to crowd with his daughter and son-in-law.
But no, because this old gentleman has to be watched all the time. He is addicted to all kinds of health care products. If he is not careful, the old man will sneak out and buy a magnetic therapy bed for 100,000 yuan each, which is extremely destructive.