People who sell things call their customers in a variety of strange ways. "Beauty" and "handsome guy" are ordinary versions, "Dear" and "Baby" are nauseous versions, "His Royal Highness" and "Little Master" are inexplicable versions, "Golden Lord" and "Dad"... It's a shameless version.
This is usually done without the intention of the speaker and the listener. When the money and goods are sold out, everyone will consciously sever the father-son relationship.
However, Yu Lanchuan didn't seem to want to buy anything, he didn't want to follow the "unspoken rules" of buyers and sellers. His expression was so indescribable that Gan Qing felt as if he was verbally teasing him, so he had to explain: "It's just an ordinary..."
Without waiting for her to finish, Yu Lanchuan answered quickly: "Of course I know, you think too much."
Gan Qing: "...Second person."
The second half of the sentence overlapped with him. For some reason, it sounded even more embarrassing. Gan Qing had no choice but to spread his hands: "I didn't think about anything."
Obviously you think too much.
"Isn't it just a mouthful? You have it all!" Yu Lanchuan eagerly wanted to bring this topic to the fore, and hurriedly expressed a desire to cover it up, "Anyway, it's not a day or two that you are not solemn."
"Oh, okay," Gan Qing then spread a solemn face to him and said with a mournful eulogy, "Then Mr. Yu Lanchuan, what are you doing?"
Yu Lanchuan's eyes floated in the store: "Yesterday, in the circle of friends, you posted that bead that blooms with peach blossoms in spring, and what kind of scissors..."
"Scissors?" Gan Qing looked puzzled, "I don't sell scissors, why don't you go to the grocery store next door and ask?"
Yu Lanchuan: "Isn't the scissors specially used for finding things that you posted in the circle of friends?"
"It's called 'Hanging scissors upside down'. Yesterday I couldn't think of what to update on the official account. I just searched the Internet for some common sense of feudal superstition with a large number of believers." Gan Qing said, "Which of your colleagues asked for it, didn't you carefully review the question? Just use ordinary scissors, you don't need to consecrate it specially - strange, I thought that people who love to engage in petty superstitions have heard of this. Why, there are also old and young people in the field of metaphysics, and they are so willing to spend money?"
"Old and Fresh" Yu Lanchuan: "..."
In fact, no colleague asked him to buy it on his behalf—the Chinese New Year’s Eve, they are all at home to deal with three aunts and six grandmothers—he just inadvertently turned to the back alley of the mud pond and came in inexplicably, and he didn’t know what he was doing. Excuse.
Yu Lanchuan can take a full vacation at the end of the year, only the Spring Festival holiday is left.
His family has few relatives. This year, his parents went abroad, his grandfather passed away, and his father's whereabouts are vague, and there are no relatives who need to move around. Originally, he had already planned to stay for a long time to take the bear child Liu Zhongqi out to play, and the rest of the time was spent. For a good home.
He wants to review the whole year, make a personal plan for next year, watch classic movies and books, pick one or two online courses to focus on new fields, and add a few "slashes" to himself - this is what he does every year Vacation, full and busy.
But this year, he didn't know what was going on. He was sitting at home impatiently, always trying to find a reason to go out.
"Peach Blossom's pink crystal, you can choose it yourself." Gan Qing took out a few large cardboard boxes, which may have just arrived, and have not had time to pack them. The plastic beaded door curtain is very unsightly.
Yu Lanchuan stretched out his hand and scratched it twice in disgust: "Selling this kind of shit, how on earth do you make people believe in its aura?"
"Sincerity is good," Gan Qing said casually, "Those who are willing to spend money to buy these are eager to find a partner. Anyway, the streets are full of people, and if you look for something like a partner, you can always find a few. , isn't this the way to go? As for those who don't act on their own and hope that the lover of their dreams will fall from the sky, they can comfort themselves with this."
Yu Lanchuan: "What comfort?"
Gan Qing lifted her eyelids, revealing pupils rendered gray by contact lenses: "Someone has a crush on me."
Yu Lanchuan's steady beating heart stepped on the air.
"But 'that person is too shy, I'm too slow, so I don't know'." Gan Qing picked up a pink crystal bracelet, wiped the dust on it, and began to put it in the gift box, "In the coming spring, when the flowers are blooming, Ji, it's good to have this illusion. After all, the main business of our store is to sell dreams and beauty."
Yu Lanchuan paused, then suddenly said, "It's also possible... It's not an illusion."
"Everyone doesn't have any revenge for killing their father, and secondly, they don't have clear rules and regulations. No matter how deep the city is, they still hide their bad feelings. Who can hide their good feelings so tightly?" Gan Qing lowered her head and laughed, shook her head and said, "How much is it? People who look at people's faces are so dull they don't know anything? This kind of idiot is rare."
The world of adults is like a competition in the arena, where you can point to the end, and you don't need to explain everything in detail.
Yu Lanchuan's eyes fell on those pink glass beads: "...Oh."
The heart-broken who stepped on the air fell on the cement floor with a "squeak" and almost cracked.
Gan Qing said with a smile: "Fenjing New Year's reward, buy five and get a 'Get Rich Overnight' card, the rich lady is waiting for you not far ahead."
Yu Lanchuan picked up four pieces and threw them in front of her: "Checkout."
The "God's Crayfish" next door specializes in hot pot and noodle soup in winter. Boss Meng instructed the apprentice to finish frying a pot of ingredients, and saw Yu Lanchuan through the smoky window: "Little Yu, come by when you have time, I have... "
Yu Lanchuan nodded hastily at him, and left without saying a word.
"...The hot sauce that has just been boiled." Meng Tianyi looked at his back and muttered, "Why do you go so fast, and you want to bring him a jar to taste."
"What kind of hot sauce?" Gan Qing walked in, "Uncle Meng, I want it."
"I know how to eat." Meng Tianyi glanced at her angrily, "Eat the pot?"
"I'm hungry, don't make it so troublesome, just scald a few slices of beef and put it in a bowl of noodles." Gan Qing picked up some chili sauce with chopsticks and sipped it, "Oh! It's delicious, use this to mix!"
Meng Tianyi jokingly said, "You haven't opened the store two days later this year, so Mr. Yu has come to visit several times."
Gan Qing washed her hands, took the knife from the pupil's hand, and sliced the fat beef quickly: "Friends who take care of business are good friends."
Meng Tianyi glanced at her: "Stop doing this, there is still pure friendship between men and women? Who is not young!"
Gan Qing smiled: "That's it, you, the famous fairy grass in the back alley of the mud pond, the crayfish Pan An! Who doesn't know."
She picked up the knife, and in less than a moment, she finished the work of the elementary school apprentice for half a day, and the elementary school apprentice who had never seen the world was stunned.
"It's not easy to develop pure friendship between a man and a woman." Gan Qing poked the kitchen knife on the chopping board and said casually, "But when the ram and the doe are grazing, it's not unusual for them to become gentlemen. "
Meng Tianyi heard what she meant and was stunned.
Gan Qing raised his chin at him: "Uncle Meng, watch your face soften, don't overcook me."
During the Spring Festival holiday, Xingzhimeng closed early. Before the o'clock of dinner, Gan Qing closed the door to buy food and went home. When she was approaching the No. 110 courtyard, she suddenly stopped and turned her head abruptly. , shot his gaze at a small alley at the intersection—there was a faint shadow flashing there!
Gan Qing chased after him without hesitation.
This is the small hutong where she followed Xiang Xiaoman and pitted classmate Liu Zhongqi for afternoon tea. The terrain is intricate, so there will be few tourists, and the alleys will be empty. Gan Qing stood at the intersection for a moment, and suddenly a small blade popped out between his fingers, cut through the west wind, and flew into a dark bicycle shed.
The small blade swirled and rolled, and a very light cracking sound sounded, it was the blade that scratched the clothes! Immediately afterwards, a thin figure jumped up from the bicycle shed.
Gan Qing said, "Wait, this friend."
The man ignored her, jumped out of the rusty railing like a monkey, and ran away. He seemed to be very familiar with the terrain here. He jumped left and right between the narrow alleys. Gan Qing chased out two streets and lost it!
It gets dark early in winter, and it is already twilight at this time. The wind squeezes through the alleys of different widths and narrows, whimpering in different heights, vaguely revealing to the "confidant" the situation of each path, which is mixed with a light and hasty footsteps. Voice,
Gan Qing turned around following the sound, but before she could catch up, a strong wind suddenly hit behind her, and an iron rod was swiped at the back of her head. As if she had expected it long ago, she picked up the shopping bag with one hand, rotated half a circle around one foot, and raised her left hand to firmly grasp the iron bar that was swung over.
The person who attacked her was fully armed, and the mask on her face was tightly covered, revealing only a pair of dangerous small eyes.
She squinted, and a few small blades in her left hand flickered under the dim street lights: "For me? Fresh."
The sneak attacker sank his wrist suddenly, broke free from her hand, and swept towards her with the iron bar at the waist.
Gan Qing slammed back, flashing cold light between her fingers, slid under the iron rod, and stuck it into the wrist of the attacker with the rod - at the same time, she just turned her back when she dodged and retreated. At the entrance of another small alley, before she could stand firm, a man suddenly rushed out there, holding a watermelon knife in his hand, and stabbed her according to her heart!
Gan Qing's heels didn't hit the ground, her knees bent slightly, and with incredible lightness, she rolled over from the flat ground, and her waist folded back into an arch bridge, just to let the knife pass. The person holding the knife gave a light drink, turned his wrist, and the knife turned into a flat slash. Before he could exert all his strength, his forearm suddenly hurt and he was hit by a big potato!
The blade slanted downwards, and the next moment someone grabbed his wrist. Gan Qing twisted his wrist nearly 180 degrees with a twist of force. The wrist bone made a terrible "click" sound, and the man screamed. stand up-
At this moment, a brick flew over from nowhere, and at the same time, the scorching high-beam headlights swept across and directly pierced into Gan Qing's eyes.
Her eyes were full of flowers, and she couldn't see anything clearly. The person whose wrist was twisted by her gave her a push. Gan Qing could only tilt her head as far as she could by feeling and hearing. The bricks rolled down her shoulders. on the ground.
When the motorcycle started, there was a screeching sound, and there was a "buzz". When she regained her eyesight, the few people who had just attacked her had already run around, leaving only a watermelon knife and a few drops of blood on the ground.
These people seem to be just temptations, and go away at the touch of a button.
Gan Qing moved her shoulder swept by the brick, picked up the potato that had just fallen out, and frowned slowly—if she read it right, the person who brought her into the alley was dressed in tatters, Just... like a beggar.
Shortly after she left, a light was lit in a private house at the end of the alley, and a man dressed as a beggar glanced at his head in shock, lowered his voice and said to the people in the house, "Let's go, this time you believe it. When she started with the 'Xu family', I was there, and I could see it at a glance!"