The bread was freshly baked and fluffy like a cloud.
Shen Dongqing squeezed the bread, and after he had eaten and drank enough, he carried the small basket and set out on the road again.
Halfway through, Shen Dongqing suddenly remembered that according to human custom, you should bring some gifts to show courtesy.
He glanced at the empty little basket.
It was all eaten up, what should I do
Shen Dongqing was a little distressed.
Just then, a ferocious big bad wolf fell from the sky.
The big bad wolf was two meters tall, with sharp claws, and the corners of his mouth grinned, revealing fangs stained with meat residue.
"It turned out to be Little Red Riding Hood." The big bad wolf touched the fur on his face and walked over slowly, "Hello, Little Red Riding Hood."
The big bad wolf recalled the last time he ate the thin-skinned and tender little Red Riding Hood, his Adam's apple rolled a little and made a "gudong" sound. Afraid of scaring Little Red Riding Hood, he quickly covered up: "Haha, I was too full just now..."
As he spoke, the big bad wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood.
This time Little Red Riding Hood was not afraid, and even looked at him excitedly.
Shen Dongqing glanced at the small basket and began to worry: it seems that the small basket can't hold such a big game.
The Big Bad Wolf felt that Little Red Riding Hood looked at him a little strangely, but when he compared the body shapes of the two with his eyes, he immediately ignored the question and began to memorize his lines.
"Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going?"
Shen Dongqing felt that she had perfectly integrated into the role of "Little Red Riding Hood": "Go to grandma's house."
Big Bad Wolf: "Oh, I know, that's a kind old lady, why don't I go visit with you?"
Shen Dongqing pursed his lips and smiled, a small dimple appeared on his cheek: "Okay."
For some reason, the big bad wolf felt a little cold on his back. He stretched out his paws and touched his arm. Thinking of the upcoming feast, he also grinned.
One man and one wolf have their own thoughts, walking on the country road.
Halfway through, the big bad wolf suddenly said, "Little Red Riding Hood, look how bright the flowers are blooming here, why don't you pick some and give them to your grandmother."
In fact, the big bad wolf wants to devour Little Red Riding Hood now, but every puppet must follow the script, otherwise their master will be angry.
The big bad wolf can only hold back his bloodthirsty desire and go to the plot first.
But Shen Dongqing did not follow the script: "No need, I brought another gift."
The big bad wolf subconsciously glanced at the basket that Little Red Riding Hood was carrying.
But it was empty inside.
Big Bad Wolf raised a question.
What gift did Little Red Riding Hood bring
But this question seemed insignificant, and the big bad wolf quickly ignored it.
Since Little Red Riding Hood didn't want to live longer, Big Bad Wolf didn't force it, and continued to walk along the path.
After walking for about two minutes, the trees gradually became sparse, and you could see a lonely log cabin at the end.
The wooden house is a bit shabby, and you can faintly smell an old stench from inside. The fence at the door has faded, leaving only rotten wood.
Shen Dongqing stretched out his hand and pushed aside the fence, and out of the corner of his eye suddenly caught a glimpse of a pool of dark brown blood on the ground.
The fence was pushed with difficulty, making a screeching sound.
The sky suddenly became gloomy, the clouds were thick, and two lightning bolts flashed.
The big bad wolf behind him finally tore off his disguise and revealed his true face. A bright light flashed past, and sharp rays of light flashed on his teeth and claws.
And poor little Red Riding Hood knew nothing, the soft and white back of the neck was unfolded in front of him defenselessly, he did not know that he was about to become a lamb to be slaughtered...
The big bad wolf let out a weird laugh.
Shen Dongqing turned around and asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?"
The big bad wolf's laughter stopped abruptly, he pounced on it, raised his claws high, and wanted to tear up Little Red Riding Hood in front of him.
Run, run, scream...
But unlike other Little Red Riding Hoods, this time the little Red Riding Hood neither ran nor feared, but... raised his legs.
What is he doing with his legs up
A question popped up in the heart of the big bad wolf.
Then the big bad wolf saw the dark red plaid skirt that Little Red Riding Hood was wearing lifted up, revealing a straight thigh, and then... He was kicked out.
The big bad wolf fell to the ground, knocking his head on the ground, making his head dizzy.
Before he could make a comeback, he saw Little Red Riding Hood pick up a stone and smash it down hard.
The big bad wolf rolled his eyes and fainted.
Shen Dongqing stood up, picked up the big bad wolf more than two meters tall with one hand, and walked towards the cabin.
"Want to help? Little Red Riding Hood." A familiar voice rang out.
Shen Dongqing turned around.
A figure stood in the woods and came over from a distance.
Zhou Wenyan also changed his clothes. He was wearing long cowhide boots, wrapping his sturdy and slender calves, and a half-old cloak hung on his shoulders, covering the shotgun at his waist.
He is a hunter.
Shen Dongqing was a little angry: "Why do I always wear skirts?"
Zhou Wenyan pulled the brim of his hat and glanced at the white and straight legs: "Maybe the skirt suits you better."
He kind of likes this puppet show.
Shen Dongqing puffed out her cheeks: "I don't like it."
Zhou Wenyan teased: "I like it."
Shen Dongqing immediately lifted her skirt: "Then put it on for you."
Zhou Wenyan firmly pressed the hem of his skirt to stop him from being too heroic: "No need."
Shen Dongqing muttered: "You clearly said you like it."
Zhou Wenyan: …
He likes little holly in a skirt, not a skirt.
Seeing that Shen Dongqing was still struggling with the skirt, Zhou Wenyan changed the subject: "Let's go inside the house and take a look."
Shen Dongqing dragged the game into the cabin.
The wooden house was dilapidated, and when stepping on it, the wooden floor made a creaking sound, as if it would break in the next second.
Obviously, it is not suitable for living here, and there is no grandmother of Little Red Riding Hood.
Shen Dongqing threw down the big bad wolf in disappointment: "I originally wanted to have a BBQ with my grandmother."
After all, he has been dead for so long, and he doesn't even have any relatives. If there really is a grandmother, he will be happy to invite her to have a BBQ together.
Zhou Wenyan strolled around the cabin.
Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother was not found, only a bunch of red cloaks were found in the corner.
One, two, three... Ten red cloaks were piled up into a hill, stained with brown blood and smelled fishy.
Shen Dongqing: "So many Little Red Riding Hoods?"
Zhou Wenyan rubbed his chin: "It seems that you can't pass the level after playing the whole scene."
According to the story of Little Red Riding Hood, the plot is that Little Red Riding Hood and his grandmother were eaten by a werewolf, and then the hunter cut the werewolf's belly and rescued Little Red Riding Hood and his grandmother.
But from these blood-stained cloaks, it can be seen that being eaten by werewolves can still survive, which can only be done in fairy tales.
Those "Little Red Riding Hoods" who believe in fairy tales are afraid that they have been digested by the stomach of the big bad wolf.
Shen Dongqing's focus was not on customs clearance, but pointed at the big bad wolf and said, "Why don't we eat him first, it looks delicious."
Zhou Wenyan said helplessly, "I can't eat it, he's a doll."
Shen Dongqing looked very regretful: "I can't eat it..."
The unconscious werewolf did not know that he had escaped.
Zhou Wenyan coaxed: "You can participate in the tea party after you go out. There must be something delicious."
Only then did Shen Dongqing put down the idea of turning the big bad wolf into a kebab with wolf meat.
When the story of Little Red Riding Hood couldn't go on, Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan had to leave the cabin first.
It may be because of the fairy tale world, the sky was still cloudy just now, but now it is sunny and white clouds, and the change is not abrupt at all.
Shen Dongqing took his small basket, shook it in his hand, and said, "Let's go back to the city to buy two breads, it's delicious."
Walking along the stone path in the forest, turning a corner, a hunched old woman in a cloak suddenly appeared in front of her, with a basket of apples slung between her arms.
Shen Dongqing looked at the big and round apple, and immediately moved from the bread to the apple, and decisively stopped the person: "Are you selling the apple?"
The old woman was obviously stunned for a moment, and then replied bluntly: "Not for sale."
After she finished speaking, she quickly jumped into the forest.
Zhou Wenyan: "Follow up and have a look."
Shen Dongqing thought, "I want to eat apples."
The two followed the old woman.
The old woman did not notice the two tails behind her. She lowered her head and walked hard into the depths of the woods until she saw a small wooden house.
In front of the wooden house stood a beautiful girl.
Her skin was as white as snow, her hair was as black as charcoal, and her lips were as red as blood.
The old woman slowed down and gave a strange laugh: "Snow White..."
Zhou Wenyan said, "She is a player."
The old woman stepped forward slowly, picked up an apple at the top, and shouted, "Apple, a crisp and sweet apple, beautiful girl, do you want an apple?"
Snow White, played by the player, naturally knew that apples were poisonous, but in order to continue the puppet show, she walked up and asked, "How do you sell apples?"
The old woman said: "This is the first time I have met such a beautiful girl, and this apple will be given to you..."
Before she could finish speaking, the old woman's body trembled and fell down softly. The apple in her hand fell and rolled to Snow White's feet.
Zhou Wenyan stopped the old woman from selling dangerous poisoned apples, picked up the apples in the basket, and handed them to Shen Dongqing.
Snow White immediately recognized the identity of the two people in front of her as Little Red Riding Hood and the Hunter. She was shocked: "Why did you come here? We are not a script at all!"
Shen Dongqing took a bite of the apple and said casually, "Well... our story is over."
Snow White asked suspiciously, "Shouldn't you go out after it's over?"
Shen Dongqing: "I don't know."
Snow White felt that these two were a little strange, and decided to bend down and pick up the apple that had fallen on the ground.
Zhou Wenyan put his hands on his shoulders and said lightly, "One suggestion, don't eat this poisonous apple."
Snow White held the poisoned apple: "How can you continue if you don't eat it?"
Zhou Wenyan shrugged: "Please feel free."
Snow White was a little hesitant, she guessed: "Did you not perform a plot that Susie was satisfied with?"
According to Susie, only a puppet show that satisfies her can complete the customs clearance.
And these two big guys... By looking at their performance in the Roulette of Death, they knew that they would not follow the script, so they didn't clear the level after the end of the plot.
Zhou Wenyan raised his eyebrows: "Satisfied?"
He didn't say anything more.
After all, "Little Red Riding Hood" who once wanted to perform Susie's satisfactory plot has already reached the mouth of the werewolf. Since this Snow White does not listen to persuasion, there is no other way.
Snow White decided to eat the poisoned apple anyway.
After all, according to the plot, she will be put into a crystal coffin, and then kissed by the prince to wake up and live a happy life.
All in all, there is no danger to life, after all, fairy tales don't kill people.
Snow White took the poisoned apple and took a careful bite.
thump—
The poisoned apple, missing a mouth, fell to the ground again.
Toxicity strikes quickly.
Snow White held her throat with both hands, her entire face was bruised, and a "giggle" sound came out of her throat.
She understood that poisonous apples can really poison people, but it was too late.
After struggling for a moment, Snow White lost her breath and fell to the ground.
As soon as Snow White fell, the seven dwarfs jumped out from nowhere. They dragged a crystal coffin, put Snow White in, and pulled the coffin out while singing.
Crystal coffins were placed on the hillside.
The seven dwarfs sang and danced around the crystal coffin, and then dispersed.
Then, as in the field, a prince came from a distance on horseback, followed by a large group of faceless attendants.
When he saw Snow White in the crystal coffin, he stopped immediately and sighed: "What a beautiful girl. Her skin is like snow, her lips are like blood, her hair is like the night, and more importantly, she is dead. Ah. , how perfect."
The prince looked at Snow White with fascinated eyes, walked around the crystal coffin, and bent down to kiss the dead white lips across the coffin board.
As soon as he bent down, before he touched the crystal coffin, he saw two people sitting behind the crystal coffin eating apples.
Shen Dongqing threw away the apple core in his hand and said hello, "Hi!"
The prince did not expect that there were other people present, and said in a panic: "The attendant—"
Before he could say anything, he was knocked unconscious by Shen Dongqing.
Shen Dongqing said: "His clothes are very nice, I want to change."
As he spoke, he took off the prince's clothes and put them on himself.
The prince lay there naked, and he could see a gap in his joints.
This is not a player, but a puppet.
Shen Dongqing finally took off Little Red Riding Hood's skirt and successfully put on pants.
He sorted out the cumbersome coats and shirts, looked at a group of guards in the distance, and asked Zhou Wenyan, "Would you like to change it for you?"
Zhou Wenyan knocked on the crystal coffin: "No, I'm thinking about one thing..."
The group of guards seemed to have noticed the movement here and came over.
But they didn't see the prince who fell to the ground and was stripped naked, but gave a salute to Shen Dongqing: "His Royal Highness."
It seems that whatever clothes you wear will be recognized as your identity.
Shen Dongqing: "Huh?"
Zhou Wenyan pressed his shoulder: "It seems that your identity has changed from Little Red Riding Hood to a prince."
He turned his head sideways, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Why don't we make a big one."
They followed the guards back to the castle with Snow White's crystal coffin.
Obviously, players who die in this puppet show are really dead, and it is impossible to come back to life like a fairy tale.
The player who played Snow White lay quietly in the crystal coffin and was sent into the basement of the castle by the prince's servants.
Shen Dongqing curiously followed up and took a look.
The basement is not very spacious, but it is full of crystal coffins.
The "Snow Whites" lying inside were men and women, old and young. They put their hands on their chests in unison, their faces were serene, and they were waiting for the prince to kiss them and wake them up.
However, the prince they were looking for was a necrophile who only liked dead corpses, not living princesses.
These are players.
A pale face faced the door.
If other people saw it, they would be startled, but Shen Dongqing was unmoved and even wanted another apple.
He exited the basement hungry.
Just as the servant brought a sumptuous dinner, Shen Dongqing immediately forgot about the corpse of the player in the basement below, and began to taste the delicious food.
Halfway through the meal, someone knocked on the door.
Shen Dongqing was competing with the steak on the plate, so he didn't have time to ignore the knock on the door.
People outside the door did not dare to break into His Royal Highness's bedroom without authorization, so they could only stand outside the door and shout: "His Royal Highness, the wedding is about to start, please come out quickly."
Shen Dongqing bit his fork: "Wedding?"
Zhou Wenyan: "Go out and have a look."
Shen Dongqing became serious: "Wait."
Zhou Wenyan looked over.
Shen Dongqing quickly inserted the steak and said inarticulately, "Wait until I finish eating this piece."
Because the wedding is going to be held, the whole castle looks beaming.
Shen Dongqing changed his status as a prince and walked Zhou Wenyan in the castle without any suspicion from the guards.
After walking around, he found that it was not Shen Dongqing who held the wedding, but another prince. He encountered a storm while riding a boat and was rescued by a princess from a neighboring country, so he decided to save his life and promised himself. , to marry the savior.
Zhou Wenyan: "This is the plot of The Little Mermaid."
The voice fell, and a girl walked out of the corner of the corridor.
She walked cautiously, as if every step fell on the tip of a knife.
Shen Dongqing said, licking the sauce at the corner of his mouth: "I've never heard of it."
He doesn't know much about these fairy tales.
Zhou Wenyan said: "The process is not important, anyway, the little mermaid finally turned into a bubble and died."
And the little mermaid, at first glance, is played by the player.
She raised her head and looked at the two bosses.
The Little Mermaid's IQ was obviously beyond Snow White, and she immediately asked the two bosses for help: "I don't want to play anymore!"
Other people's fairy tales may still be resurrected from the dead, but when the Little Mermaid arrives, it turns into a bubble and gains an immortal soul.
She doesn't believe that this stupid game will give her eternal life!
The little mermaid scolded the game.
Zhou Wenyan nodded in agreement: "I think so too."
The little mermaid looked at the boss expectantly: "Then what should we do?"
Zhou Wenyan said: "It is impossible to perform a puppet show that Susie is satisfied with."
Otherwise, there would not be so many players who died according to the plot.
He paused and said, "So..."
Shen Dongqing: It's his least favorite part of guessing again.
Seeing Shen Dongqing's frowning expression, Zhou Wenyan chuckled lightly: "So let's just dismantle all the dolls."
Shen Dongqing suddenly became energetic, this is what he is good at!
He rolled up his sleeves and asked enthusiastically, "How to take it apart?"
Zhou Wenyan stretched out his hand and pointed: "Let's start with that."
Shen Dongqing looked over. At the end of the corridor was a balcony. Inside was a puppet with blond hair and blue eyes. When he looked at his clothes, he knew that he was an important person.
The little mermaid didn't expect the two bosses to be so violent, and asked tremblingly, "Is this okay? Don't you need to decrypt it?"
Zhou Wenyan said lazily, "It's too troublesome to decrypt."
He seems to be infected by Shen Dongqing, and he definitely doesn't want to use his IQ for things that can be easily solved.
"Susie said she didn't have enough puppets to hold a puppet show, so it was only necessary for players to participate in it. It is very likely that there is no need to perform a puppet show that she is satisfied with. Once the puppets and players are less than a certain amount number, the puppet show will be forced to stop."
"Dolls and players, I think it is less psychologically burdensome to dismantle dolls."
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Shen Dongqing pressed the doll and slammed into the balcony fence, making a crisp sound.