Non-Human Seeking Re-employment

Chapter 50: Go quickly

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Mr. Clown huddled in the corner, shaking his head desperately: "No, I don't want to take them to visit."

What if I get beaten up again? He had already been beaten, and now his face still hurts, and the bruises can't even be covered by foundation.

The housekeeper looked away helplessly and looked at Susie.

Susie burst into tears.

"No, I don't want them, they're all bad guys!" Susie sniffled. "They smashed all my puppets, bandits, robbers!"

housekeeper:…

During "night time", the housekeeper also more or less realized the difficulty of these two people, but he didn't expect the clown and Susie to be so afraid.

There was no other way, the housekeeper had to go on his own.

The butler patted the hem of his skirt, stepped forward, and leaned over slightly: "Please two guests come with me."

Saying that, she calmly looked at the two of them.

Shen Dongqing looks very harmless, and when she smiles, she will reveal her cute little tiger teeth.

And Zhou Wenyan stood beside him, and his lazy posture eased his too sharp facial features, giving people the feeling that he might be able to speak well.

The housekeeper calmed down and looked back: "I will take the two to visit Dreamland."

Dreamland is actually a large playground with many amusement facilities besides Her Majesty's Castle.

The Ferris wheel creaked, ice cream carts parked on the street, and the smell of sweet popcorn filled the air.

It's like a dream paradise.

Shen Dongqing walked to the ice cream truck: "I want two ice creams."

The ice cream seller was a man in a doll hood with a panda head on his head, and patted the small blackboard hanging in front of him with his furry palms.

Written in colored chalk on it: Ice Cream/1 Paradise Coin, Popcorn/3 Paradise Coin.

Shen Dongqing glanced at it: "What is Paradise Coin?"

With a reserved smile, the housekeeper came out to explain: "As long as you pass through the amusement facilities in Dreamland, you can get Paradise Coins, and Paradise Coins can buy some Dreamland things."

Shen Dongqing tilted his head suspiciously: "Aren't we guests?"

Want to pay for food

The butler's smile did not change: "This is the rule of Dreamland, even if it is a guest of Her Majesty the Queen."

She thought about it for a while, and added: "Only when you have played five amusement facilities can you count as visiting Dreamland."

Needless to say, these rides can't be mere "plays".

Shen Dongqing reluctantly bid farewell to the ice cream bucket, and turned to look at the nearest amusement facility: "Go and play with that!"

roller coaster.

Looking from here, the track of the roller coaster is bumpy, rushing into the bottom of the valley, and then making a big turn in the sky. It is very exciting at first glance, and most timid people are afraid to look at it.

Butler: "Of course you can."

It was a pity that the one with the highest difficulty was chosen all at once.

Shen Dongqing was looking forward to it: "I haven't played it yet."

After all, as a ghost, it is impossible to go on a roller coaster, and this time I finally have a chance to play.

Zhou Wenyan also raised interest: "Well... it seems that couples date in the playground."

Shen Dongqing turned to look at him, her black and white eyes flashing: "Then let's have a good time!"

Butler still there gloating: …

Is something not quite right

This is a dream paradise that kills people, not a paradise for dreams!

The butler took them into the ride with the idea that they would start crying when you got on the roller coaster.

Generally, no matter what the amusement park is, the roller coaster is always the most popular, and the queues are full.

However, there are not so many tourists in Dreamland, the whole park is empty, and the facilities used for queuing are decorations. The housekeeper walked at the front, walked through the long passage, and came directly to the deepest part.

When passing the console, Shen Dongqing subconsciously looked inside.

Across a layer of gray glass, you can see a figure standing next to the console. That person is wearing a uniform and his movements are very stiff.

Shen Dongqing murmured, "A little familiar."

Zhou Wenyan heard what he said, looked at it, and recognized it at once: "It's a player."

It is the person who was folded in the wheel of death and killed by his girlfriend.

Because the way of death was too special, Zhou Wenyan was deeply impressed.

The butler explained intimately: "Because Dreamland is so popular and there is a shortage of manpower, some players will be invited to be staff members. Here, they don't have to be afraid of death."

The housekeeper's voice echoed in the long corridor, and there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of her mouth.

There is no need to fear death, because... they have already lost their lives.

"Please come in." The butler pulled the railing open and made an inviting gesture.

Shen Dongqing couldn't wait to get on the roller coaster and waved at Zhou Wenyan.

Zhou Wenyan sat next to him and pulled down the protective bar.

As soon as the two of them sat firmly, they heard a clear "click" from the console, the facility started, and the roller coaster slowly drove out of the track.

At the beginning, the roller coaster was very slow. After leaving the tunnel, it accelerated without warning and rushed uphill.

The wind blew past his ears, making a high-pitched sound because it was too fast.

Shen Dongqing pressed on the protective bar, leaned forward slightly, and didn't look scared at all.

"Wow—" Shen Dongqing turned her head with a smile, "It's so exciting."

Zhou Wenyan said, "It's not bad."

It seems that it is good to have some entertainment between busy games.

The roller coaster had a long track, they had just passed a ramp, and there was more than half of the way ahead.

When he made a big turn, Shen Dongqing felt a strand of hair blowing from behind and floating in front of him.

"What is this?" Shen Dongqing reached out and grabbed the strand of hair, pulling it hard.

Nothing at all.

Shen Dongqing opened his hand, and there was a wad of hair lying inside, but just as he saw it clearly, it was blown away by the fierce wind.

Shen Dongqing turned his head and looked behind him.

A woman is sitting in the back seat.

To be precise, she was not sitting on the seat, but stood on the seat without any protective measures. She had four hands, sticking out from her armpits and gripping the edge of the seat like claws.

On the roller coaster, players are usually fixed on the seat by the protective bar and cannot move. After all, this is a dangerous game. If the protective measures are not in place, I am afraid that it will fall directly from the air and fall into pieces.

But fixed on the seat like this, for these ghosts on the roller coaster, these are all takeaways delivered to your door, just pick them up and eat them.

The woman noticed Shen Dongqing's gaze, raised her head, opened her mouth at him through the hair that was covering her face, exposing her blood-stained teeth, and then swiftly crawled over like a spider.

Shen Dongqing was not happy.

Why not have a good time on a roller coaster? Do you want to disturb people

The four-handed girl hadn't noticed the danger yet, she stared at the back of Shen Dongqing's neck, opened her mouth in excitement at the thought of fresh flesh and blood, and rushed directly to it.

Unfortunately, the imagination is beautiful.

Before the four-handed girl could touch the person on the seat, she was strangled by someone's neck and pulled down abruptly.

Shen Dongqing relaxed a little bit of the protective bar, and with more room to move, he directly stretched out his hand and grabbed the four-handed woman who rushed over.

"It's so ugly." Shen Dongqing said in disgust, as if throwing garbage, he threw the four-handed girl directly from the roller coaster.

Fortunately, the four-handed woman was nimble, grabbed the roller coaster track with both hands and feet, and did not fall off.

She watched the roller coaster drive away with food, very unwilling, and rubbed the track with her sharp fingernails, making a harsh rustling sound.

This seems to be a hint.

After a while, one by one silhouettes jumped out of the tunnel. All of these people have been mutated, either with multiple pairs of arms or multiple pairs of legs, crawling on the track like a gecko.

Now the roller coaster happened to be going uphill, driving slowly, those figures chased after them all at once and landed on the roller coaster one by one, crowded.

Shen Dongqing: "It's so annoying."

He just simply wanted to play the roller coaster.

Zhou Wenyan raised the safety bar directly: "Let's fix these things first."

The voice fell, he rolled over and got off the roller coaster, and landed gently on the track.

The roller coaster didn't care about the behavior of the two passengers getting off the bus halfway, and rushed down on its own.

Shen Dongqing lowered her head.

It is now in midair, dozens of meters from the ground. If you are a little timid, your legs will become weak at a glance.

The cold wind blew through Zhou Wenyan's long coat.

"It's more fun than a roller coaster." Shen Dongqing opened her arms and said.

The place where they can stand on the track is narrow, and two people stand on it and are surrounded by a group of multi-legged people, just like walking on the edge of a knife, and they will fall into the abyss if they are not careful.

Zhou Wenyan's voice was caught in the wind and became a little vague: "Give me your hand."

Without any hesitation, Shen Dongqing put his hand into Zhou Wenyan's hand, and with his strength, kicked away two more-legged people with one kick.

The multi-legged man is agile, grabbing the track and coming from below, trying to grab the person above from the gap. Shen Dongqing bent down, slid off the edge of the track, kicked off the multi-legged man below, and was pulled back by Zhou Wenyan.

The two seemed to be dancing a veneer dance. In the tacit cooperation, the multi-legged people fell down like dumplings.

The butler stood where the roller coaster departed.

Time passed by minute by minute.

The roller coaster is coming back soon.

The housekeeper felt that it was absolutely impossible for the two to come back, but he still waited there with pretentious makeup.

bang bang bang-

The sound of the roller coaster was getting closer.

The butler looked over.

Sure enough, there was no one on the roller coaster, and I thought I had already died in mid-air.

The butler breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and turned around to return to the castle to return to Her Majesty the Queen.

Just before taking two steps, out of the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of two figures walking out of the tunnel one after the other.

"You, you..." The butler was speechless in astonishment.

Shen Dongqing raised his hand and greeted the housekeeper, "Hi."

The housekeeper finally choked out the second half of the sentence: "Why did you guys come back?"

Can't the multi-legged people handle the two of them

Shen Dongqing tilted his head: "Where can I go if I don't come back?"

With that, he opened the safety bar and sat up.

The housekeeper looked at the two people sitting neatly, a little confused about their brain circuits.

"What are you doing?"

Shen Dongqing: "Play again."

housekeeper:? ?

"Haven't you encountered anything?" The butler even suspected that the many-legged people were absent from work and did not appear on the roller coaster.

Shen Dongqing: "No."

Just met a bunch of weird people.

Is it really absent from work

The butler was full of doubts.

She did not believe in evil, and let the roller coaster start again.

The roller coaster banged out again.

Five minutes later, the roller coaster came back with two people still sitting on it.

The butler's eyes were about to pop out.

This project is the most difficult and has the largest number of deaths. How can these two people come back safely, or twice!

The two of them looked calm, and they didn't even have enough fun.

Shen Dongqing: "One more time!"

The butler was a little stunned.

The roller coaster came and went. I don't know how many times it was turned on. The two people finally had enough and planned to go to the next project.

When the butler went out and saw the many-legged people piled into a hill under the roller coaster track, he understood why the two players had no accident.

- All the legged people fell to their death!

The butler silently hung a "under maintenance" sign on the door of the roller coaster.

The chance of multi-legged people switching is very small. I am afraid that this number will not be restored in ten or twenty years, and the roller coaster can only be temporarily closed.

Because I brushed the roller coaster N times, there were so many Paradise Coins that I couldn't hold it with both hands.

When Shen Dongqing's clothes were lifted, and the round coin fell down, the ice cream puppet was stunned.

"So many?" The plush doll is afraid that he has never seen so many Paradise Coins in his life.

After all, almost all players died at the level of Her Majesty, and no one could live to take care of his business.

Shen Dongqing waved his hand lavishly: "All of it!"

The plush doll was at a loss. Faced with so many Paradise Coins, he didn't know how to sell it. In the end, he could only sell it to Shen Dongqing together with the ice cream truck.

Shen Dongqing sat happily on the bench, holding an ice cream in his hand and a popcorn bucket in his arms. The plush doll pushes the ice cream cart and gives him ice cream after eating.

However, eating too many sweet things will make you tired. Shen Dongqing can't do it after eating two ice creams, so she can only put down the popcorn bucket regretfully: "Go play the next project, come back and eat again."

Zhou Wenyan squeezed Shen Dongqing's hand, the whole being cold.

"You can't eat any more, it's not good for your health."

Shen Dongqing puffed out her cheeks, a little reluctant.

Zhou Wenyan: "Good, let's take it back to eat."

Shen Dongqing elongated her tone: "Okay—"

Actually, for Shen Dongqing, it doesn't matter what he eats, but he likes the feeling that someone cares.

"Then let me eat you when you go back."

Zhou Wenyan laughed: "You can take a few bites."

The two walked into another amusement facility greasy and crooked.

The butler who followed behind was expressionless.

You two people who can tear ghosts with your hands are discussing whether eating too much ice cream will hurt your body? Those torn up ghosts are crying.

The next ride is bumper cars.

Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan got into a blue double bumper car.

In addition to them, there were more than a dozen cars on the field, with people wearing masks sitting inside. These bumper cars are different from those in general amusement parks. There is no protective ring next to them, just like the miniature version of the car. You can imagine what a tragic scene it will be when it hits.

After ringing the bell three times, the masked people crashed like crazy, trying to crush the people inside the blue bang bang car.

Shen Dongqing couldn't drive, and was blinded by bumper cars, so Zhou Wenyan could only operate it.

Zhou Wenyan held the steering wheel, cunningly drilled through various gaps, and let the bumper cars kill each other. After a while, most of the bumper cars were scrapped, their limbs flying and blood splashing.

However, the others seemed to have figured out Zhou Wenyan's rules and acted together to trap the blue bumper car in one place.

Zhou Wenyan let out a "tsk", glanced at the bumper cars surrounding him, accelerated, and rushed directly into one of the directions. Those masked people were not afraid of death at all, and they rushed straight up under such circumstances.

Just as the two cars were about to collide, Zhou Wenyan slammed the steering wheel.

Zi-

The tires rubbed against the ground, making a sour sound.

The blue bumper cars drifted and passed by, and the bumper cars that rushed up didn't have time to operate, and collided directly into a pile.

The culprit slowly drove aside and stopped.

Zhou Wenyan opened the car door and glanced at the racing track.

Apart from them, no one survived.

When the butler saw the two people walk out of the amusement facility unscathed, he was already numb.

Zhou Wenyan was still a little unhappy.

Shen Dongqing said, "Want to come again?"

Before Zhou Wenyan could answer, the housekeeper refused his request.

"I'm sorry." The housekeeper felt that his heart was bleeding, and tried his best to maintain a calm tone, "The staff inside... have been scrapped, and we can no longer play games for the time being."

Another playground was scrapped.

Shen Dongqing gave an "oh" and said, "Then let's do it."

The two of them played with the facilities in the playground one by one.

The housekeeper followed behind them, putting up "temporary maintenance" signs for one facility after another.

What kind of player is this? It's just demolition!

The housekeeper originally thought that it would be good to wait until he had played five amusement facilities, but he didn't expect that these two seemed to be unfinished, and he was unwilling to leave after playing five entertainment items.

She quickly contacted Her Majesty the Queen.

Her Majesty: "Has it been resolved?"

Butler: "...No."

Her Majesty the Queen was a little displeased: "What the hell is going on?"

The housekeeper felt that the matter in front of him could no longer be explained: "Your Majesty, please see for yourself."

The entire Dreamland was under the control of Her Majesty the Queen. She opened the water mirror and saw at first sight two players dismantling an entertainment item.

One of the players seemed to be aware of her peeping, and smiled at her while dismantling the facility.

At this moment, Her Majesty felt that she was about to suffer a myocardial infarction.

At this time, the butler said, "Your Majesty, do you want to keep them here?"

There has never been a precedent that you can leave after coming to Dreamland.

But these two people... It's a bit difficult to keep them. If Her Majesty the Queen must stay, for the safety of her life, she can only give up the burden like Suzy the Clown.

Her Majesty the Queen was silent for a moment, and suddenly raised her voice: "Let them go quickly! Go!"