Non-Human Seeking Re-employment

Chapter 68: Haidu Kindergarten

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The waiter had never heard such an excessive request, and he was sweating on the spot.

Shen Dongqing asked, "Can't you?"

The waiter gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile: "This...you have to listen to the chef's opinion, you sit first, you sit first."

A waiter next to me immediately brought a chair.

Shen Dongqing just sat down, and someone brought some fruit and desserts just right. He picked up an egg tart, the crust was crispy, and the inner core was full of milky flavor, very much in line with his taste, making him more determined to bring the chef back.

Zhou Wenyan saw that Shen Dongqing was holding an egg tart, his cheeks were bulging, and the corners of his mouth were stained with a lot of egg tart bits, he chuckled lightly and stretched out his hand.

Shen Dongqing took two bites of the egg tart and stared blankly at Zhou Wenyan.

Zhou Wenyan wiped the egg tarts from the corner of his mouth and joked, "Why do you look like a child?"

Shen Dongqing blinked: "Because it's delicious, you can try it..." He picked up an egg tart and handed it over.

It's just that Zhou Wenyan ignored the fragrant egg tart and said, "Come here."

Shen Dongqing didn't know why, but he obediently leaned over.

Zhou Wenyan followed his movement and kissed the corner of his mouth, and pretended to say, "Well, it's delicious."

Shen Dongqing rarely felt a hint of embarrassment, and muttered: "So many people are..."

Zhou Wenyan lifted his eyelids and glanced around.

Others have said that they are blind and can't see anything, the two are at random.

Zhou Wenyan: "They are not human."

Shen Dongqing realized that these were not people, but ghosts. If they were ghosts, there would be no problem. Immediately, he forgot about the embarrassment, and ate a piece of fruit.

After waiting for a while, the waiter trotted all the way over, followed by a man with a typical chef's stature, with a big belly and a genial look.

As soon as the chef arrived in the hall, he cried before he could stand firm: "I have an old man and a gangster. It's not easy to eat, and I really don't want to leave the hotel..."

The chef had already heard the horror of these two guests from the waiter's mouth, so frightened that his head was about to fall off, and he ran over tremblingly while holding his head along the way.

"What's more, there are no ingredients that can be used outside the hotel..."

Shen Dongqing was stunned.

Yes, there are usually a lot of bizarre scenes in this game, and there is usually nothing to eat in it. What's the use of bringing a chef

It is impossible for a chef to conjure delicious food out of thin air.

Thinking of this, Shen Dongqing could only give up the idea: "Forget it."

The chef immediately burst into laughter, as if he had saved his life: "You two can eat whatever you want during your stay, but you can only have it in the hotel. I can prepare it properly for the two of you."

Shen Dongqing was not polite, after thinking about it, he quoted a series of dish names.

The chef went back happily, and the waiter breathed a sigh of relief.

I am afraid that only the man in the suit felt dissatisfied.

It was such a good opportunity to be able to leave the hotel early, so why make such an inexplicable request? !

After the others dispersed, the man in the suit took a breath and walked over, and before he even got to him, he met Zhou Wenyan's eyes, he shuddered, changed his momentum, and laughed twice: "You found Is there a way out?"

Shen Dongqing: "No."

man in suit:…

Due to Zhou Wenyan's existence, he resisted the roar in his heart and tried his best to slow down his tone: "Then why didn't you ask the NPC how to get out."

Shen Dongqing tilted his head: "I didn't expect it."

In his opinion, clearing the game is not as important as eating.

The man in the suit felt that he was a little over the top.

He has played so many games, which time has he not passed the level with trepidation, and he has never encountered such a player who regards the game field as a real game.

But he can't help it, it seems that these two are really powerful bigwigs.

Shen Dongqing was puzzled: "Do you really want to go out?"

Such a fun place, he was eager to stay for two more days, and didn't worry about how to get out.

The hotel said that only they were worried that the two bosses would not leave.

The man in the suit took a deep breath: "Yes."

Shen Dongqing glanced at the man in the suit like a fool.

The hotel has thoughtful service, many delicacies, and beautiful scenery. Only a fool would rush to leave.

If the man in the suit knew what Shen Dongqing was thinking, he would definitely say "hehe" twice.

Powerful bigwigs are just as right here as they are on vacation, but they are such little scoundrels that they kill every step of the way in the hotel.

Zhou Wenyan said coldly: "You can go out with the lit straw and follow the smoke."

The man in the suit was overjoyed at first, then gave Zhou Wenyan a suspicious look: "Really?"

Zhou Wenyan was too lazy to explain: "Believe it or not."

The man in the suit couldn't believe it, but he had to believe it. Today, the horn of the car often rang in his ear, and the sound was getting closer and closer, and he could still hear the voice of the player who died in the car before.

I'm afraid that if I stay in the hotel a little longer, I will be hit by a car.

The man in the suit hesitated for a while, but asked the NPC for a bundle of straw.

But in front of Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan, an NPC who was as obedient as his grandson, became an uncle when he arrived at the man in a suit. It took a lot of effort for him to get a bundle of straw.

Holding the straw, he hesitantly came to the door, but finally made up his mind and lit the straw.

A puff of smoke slowly drifted out and drifted outside the hotel.

The man in the suit stared at the smoke for a while, then walked out, and the figure gradually disappeared in the smoke.

After a while, the man in the suit didn't come back either, so he should have cleared the customs.

Shen Dongqing bit his fork and asked, "Why is it straw?"

Zhou Wenyan said: "The doorman ordered straw when we came in, but not when other guests came in."

The players are living people, the other guests are ghosts, and the resort is a ghost house.

So he wondered if straws could communicate the two worlds of life and death.

"So I guess it's the straw that matters."

Shen Dongqing: "Then guess what?"

Zhou Wenyan said without any burden: "If you guess wrong, you will guess wrong."

If you want to pass the customs, you must take a certain risk.

Besides, it wasn't him who tried.

Zhou Wenyan doesn't like to kill players to clear the level, and it doesn't mean that he is a sympathetic Virgin.

After all, relying on other players to explore the way is very common in games.

After the man in the suit left, only Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan were left in the resort.

The staff of the hotel were coaxing them carefully, not daring to make any supernatural events to kill them. And the players who died in the last mini-game were all obedient after being taught a lesson, and they all hid in the room and did not dare to come out.

Shen Dongqing spent a real vacation, and at the end of the seven days, he felt fat.

Zhou Wenyan looked around: "Where did you get fat?"

Shen Dongqing rubbed his stomach: "Here."

Zhou Wenyan stretched out his hand naturally and rubbed his waistline, um... It's very thin and soft. After removing the clothes, it must be as white as tofu, with a smooth arc.

He quickly stopped the next fantasy.

Shen Dongqing patted his hand: "Itching."

Zhou Wenyan's hand was hanging by his side, and he rubbed it a little bit.

"I'm not fat," he said after tasting it. "It's okay to be fat."

Maybe this body died once, no matter what Shen Dongqing eats, he can't gain weight, the back looks very thin, only a little flesh on his face.

Zhou Wenyan wished that he could get fatter, he could be hugged and kneaded in his arms.

Shen Dongqing said, "Your eyes are so strange."

Zhou Wenyan quickly shifted his gaze, wanting to cover up: "Is there any?"

Shen Dongqing was not sure again: "Should..."

Zhou Wenyan coughed lightly and changed the subject: "It's time, we should go out."

The waiter over there was moved to tears when he heard this.

Different from the attitude towards men in suits, the waiter respectfully led the way in front, holding a bundle of straw in his hand, which was lit and placed on the doorstep, for fear that the two would not leave.

Zhou Wenyan took Shen Dongqing's shoulders: "Let's go."

The two stepped into the mist created by burning straw.

[You have successfully left [Netherworld Resort Hotel]]

[Congratulations on your successful survival, settlement is in progress—]

[This dungeon is an assault dungeon, outside of the system plan, there is no point reward, drop special items [resort kitchen *1]]

Shen Dongqing doesn't really care about reward points. After all, with him, the points are only used to buy snacks. Compared with points, he is more interested in special items.

He opened his hand, and a small card appeared out of thin air in his palm. The edge of the card was translucent, and a door was drawn in the middle with a simple pencil.

[Name: The kitchen of the resort hotel]

[Ability: As long as you light the straw, you can connect to the back kitchen of the resort hotel, where a five-star chef will serve you a delicious meal]

[Introduction: There are only things you can't think of, and there are no chefs who can't make them!]

Shen Dongqing: "Wow!"

This card is simply too useful! Better than an ice cream truck!

It's just that he didn't have time to share this good card with Zhou Wenyan, and suddenly a flower appeared in front of him, and he came to a moving minibus from the room.

The minibus wobbled and drove on a secluded road.

Fortunately, Zhou Wenyan was still sitting next to him: "The copy of the game arrangement is here."

The people selected by the game will experience a dungeon every once in a while. The higher the difficulty, the longer the interval, and the dungeon will not be opened even three or five years later.

But passively waiting for the game to open the copy is never possible to separate from the player's identity, only take the initiative to attack.

Previously, Zhou Wenyan and Shen Dongqing played raid dungeons. It was out of the game plan, maybe because the game saw them playing too easily, so they quickly arranged a more difficult game for them.

Shen Dongqing didn't care if the dungeon was not a dungeon, but raised the card in his hand: "No matter which game dungeon you are in, you can eat delicious food!"

Zhou Wenyan looked at it: "It's not bad."

Shen Dongqing happily put away the kitchen card, then took out the ice cream card and took out two ice creams.

This time it was blueberry flavored, and he handed one to Zhou Wenyan.

The two of them were not the only ones in the minibus, there were also a few players sitting scattered behind.

This time, the players couldn't hold their breath, and a sturdy uncle stood up and shouted: "What's going on with this broken game, I haven't even had a notification for a long time, what a shit!"

Sitting in front of the uncle was a gentle and gentle woman in a long skirt. She whispered, "In that case, why don't we introduce ourselves first?"

A male student in the corner said coldly, "Forget it, I don't want to be stabbed in the game."

As soon as these words came out, everyone was quiet.

Shen Dongqing licked the ice cream and looked at the people around him without speaking.

It's just that he didn't speak, and someone else came to take the initiative to cause trouble.

The uncle sneered: "I didn't expect there were two junior high school students in the car, eating ice cream for a spring outing?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the driver of the minibus slammed on the brakes, and everyone in the car leaned forward subconsciously. , even if he didn't fall, he looked quite embarrassed.

This look made the other players laugh.

The uncle glared at him: "Who laughs again?"

At this moment, a hoarse voice came from the speakers on both sides of the bus.

[You have arrived at the A-level copy]

[Haiduo Kindergarten is currently recruiting, please work hard to apply for the kindergarten position]

[Reminder: Haiduo Kindergarten is currently recruiting positions such as chefs, kindergarten teachers, security guards and cleaners. The salary is generous, the promotion channels are broad, and there are five insurances and one housing fund. Those who are interested, please come to Haiduo Kindergarten for an interview.]

After the sound of the game disappeared, there was a beeping sound from the minibus, and then the door slowly opened.

None of the players in the car was a novice, and they all got out of the car one after another without staying in the car foolishly.

After getting off the bus, I found that the minibus was parked in front of a kindergarten.

The gate of the kindergarten is closed, and there is a sign on it with the words "Haiduo Kindergarten" written on it. Through the gap of the fence gate, you can see a two-story house in the kindergarten. The style of the house is a fairy tale style. Red, yellow and yellow, especially conspicuous and lively.

This is an A-level copy of the game. The difficulty is higher, and there are more players than before. There are a total of nine players standing at the door of the kindergarten.

Apart from Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan, the others present were a sturdy uncle, a male student, a girl in a long skirt, a young couple, a blond girl, and an acquaintance.

Fang Qi seemed to see his relatives, no, it was almost like seeing his father. He was so excited that he burst into tears and blurted out: "Dad!"

Shen Dongqing didn't remember who it was at first, but when the familiar voice of "Dad" came out, she remembered it. He took a bite of the crunchy cone and said hello: "Hi—"

Zhou Wenyan's way of greeting is more simple and rude, he glanced at Fang Qi: "Alive?"

Fang Qi sighed: "It's not easy!"

It may be that the fool is really lucky. He first played two games with the two bosses, got a rest period, exchanged some life-saving items with the points he earned, and forcibly took on a game.

Originally, he thought that the next game would be dead, but he didn't expect to bump into the two big guys. He was really lucky.

"Can you hold your thighs?" Fang Qi asked.

Zhou Wenyan indifferently refused: "No."

Can the thighs be hugged casually

Fang Qi said cautiously: "Can you take me to win?"

Shen Dongqing smiled: "This is no problem."

Zhou Wenyan was a little unhappy. In his opinion, it would be better for Xiao Dongqing not to know any outsiders and just be with him, but under the condition that Shen Dongqing had agreed, Fang Qi insisted on joining without saying anything. what.

Fang Qi keenly smelled a dangerous breath, his force value was not very good, but his head turned extremely fast, and immediately changed his voice and called Zhou Wenyan: "Dad!"

Zhou Wenyan's attitude suddenly became much kinder.

The gate of the kindergarten is so loud in total, and their conversation naturally fell into the ears of others.

The uncle snorted coldly and muttered: "It's the same as the truth, it's too much to pretend."

Others don't show it on the face, but they think so in their hearts.

After all, they have never seen someone who can crush them in this game. Who is not struggling to survive in the torture of the game

The players didn't wait too long, and the iron gate shook.

The player closest to the iron gate was taken aback, looked over carefully, and found that there was a small door open only for one person to pass through, and there was a woman standing there.

The woman was wearing a black dress, covered tightly, with a serious expression, as if someone owed her five million, her eyes drooping, revealing a mean look.

There is a sign hanging on her chest, which states her identity - this is the dean of Haiduo Kindergarten.

"Are you here to apply?"

The dean's voice was a little strange, as if something was blocking it, which was very unpleasant.

But the players didn't care about this little detail and nodded.

The dean said, "Come in."

The players walked in one by one from the small door.

When the last player entered the kindergarten, the door behind him automatically closed without wind, closing with a bang, completely cutting off the way to escape.

Entering from the door, there are lawns and various trees on both sides of the road. During the period, there are also facilities for children to play, such as slides, swings, and sandpits.

Walking in all the way, soon came to the teaching building.

There was a dead silence in the teaching building, making people wonder if there were any students in it.

The dean did not bring the players into the teaching building, but stood at the door and said, "The kindergarten wants to apply for chefs, kindergarten teachers, security guards and cleaners. What positions are you applying for?"

The players looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

The dean did not urge, but just stared at the players with a pair of dark eyes.

The uncle was more courageous, and was the first to say, "I will be a security guard."

"The security guards are on shifts, and two are needed," the dean said.

The uncle understood the meaning of her words. Even at night, there must be security guards on duty, and at night is the most dangerous.

He scolded: "It's fucking unlucky!" He swept over the remaining players, picked the best one to bully, and dragged the yellow-haired man in the young couple, "He's with me."

Huang Maonan shook his hand: "Who wants to be with you! I'm not a security guard."

Dean: "Then you can leave here."

The yellow-haired man shivered.

Leaving Haiduo Kindergarten in the copy is equivalent to suicide. He can only smile and say, "I am willing, I am willing."

The dean nodded and looked at the others.

The woman in the long skirt said softly, "I want to apply for a kindergarten teacher."

The girl with bangs in the young couple quickly followed: "I am also a kindergarten teacher."

The blonde said, "Me too."

Three girls choose to be kindergarten teachers.

Dean: "Four kindergarten teachers are needed."

There are four boys left.

The male student lowered his head, and Fang Qi looked around, obviously not wanting to be a kindergarten teacher.

The dean looked at them gloomily.

The male student said: "I'm a chef."

Fang Qi was ready to implement the principle of following the big boss, without saying a word, only Shen Dongqing could choose.

The dean reminded coldly, "You only need one cook and two cleaners."

Then the remaining three must be separated.

Fang Qi was very obedient and thought it was impossible to separate the two bosses. He took the lead in saying, "I'll be a kindergarten teacher."

Then Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan will be the cleaners.

After the assignment was over, the dean finally said, "You have been applied for."

It's like saying you can't get hired.

Then the dean made a big call.

Security guards must be on duty 24 hours a day and patrol every 4 hours; kindergarten teachers must teach children according to the schedule, and children cannot cry; chefs prepare three meals a day, and must ensure that every child can eat; Maintain the cleanliness of each room and do not make the kindergarten cluttered.

Also, except for the security guards, everyone has to live on the second floor.

After finishing speaking, the dean said, "I'm leaving the kindergarten for seven days, and I'll be back in seven days."

After the dean's figure left, it seemed that some switch had been triggered. After a "bell bell" bell, the kindergarten sounded the sound of children chasing and joking.

The four new kindergarten teachers looked at each other and planned to manage those children first.

Fortunately, there are not many children in this kindergarten, only a dozen or so, otherwise the players will be choked up by the children alone.

The children seemed to know that a new teacher was coming, so they all crowded into the window and looked out. They all looked like they were only four or five years old, and they were quite cute.

Another little girl rushed out directly and bumped into Liu Hainu's arms. She raised her head and looked at the teacher with big eyes.

Liu Hainv felt that her heart was about to be turned into cuteness. She squatted down and found a name embroidered on the bright yellow school uniform of the little girl. She smiled and softened her voice: "Guo Guo, be obedient in the classroom. Oh."

Guoguo shook her head, and her horn braid also flicked: "No, I want to play with the teacher."

Liu Hainv had no choice but to take Guoguo's little hand and bring her back to the classroom. But before I walked in, the cheerful music in the kindergarten suddenly changed, mixed with "rustling" electronic sounds, and the sound of the game sounded again, with a taste of schadenfreude.

[Please solve a little puzzle in kindergarten—]

[Where did the children die?]

Liu Hainu's movements froze and stopped.

Guoguo looked over strangely: "Why didn't the teacher go in with him?"

Liu Hainu pulled her hand back abruptly, took two steps back, and said with difficulty, "Teacher is a little uncomfortable, Guoguo, go in by yourself..."

Guoguo looked at Liu Hainv and started making trouble without warning.

"I want to play with the teacher, I want to play with the teacher!"

Liu Hainu's heart skipped a beat, remembering the dean's warning, and quickly said, "Don't cry, don't cry!" Under the emotion of fear, her voice became higher and sharper, directly covering up the fruit. fruit sound.

Guoguo really quieted down.

But before Liu Hainu could breathe a sigh of relief, she suddenly caught a glimpse of the small faces pasted on the window and looked over, the faces of innocent children, but with a gloom that did not belong to this age.

They said in unison: "Teacher, come here, we want to play with the teacher."

Guoguo pursed her lips and was about to cry again.

Liu Hainv, one big head and two big ones, looked at the other three kindergarten teachers for help: "Come and help me!"

It's too late for other people to protect themselves, how could they help Liu Hainv.

After a while, Guoguo's tears were already brewing, she opened her mouth, and a cry was about to burst out of her throat.

At this moment, Shen Dongqing quickly took out an ice cream and stuffed it into Guoguo's mouth, directly blocking her cry.

"Um..."

After the lead singer shut up, the other children also took a break.

Other players: ? ? ? What is this operation

Shen Dongqing said it was very simple, there was nothing else, he had a lot of ice cream, and he could eat two when he cried.

It's all small issues.

The author has something to say: I couldn't think of how these passers-by should get nicknames, but I suddenly remembered that there were supporting roles who had been named before, and I quickly used them as tool people.