Non-Human Sub-district Office
非人类街道办
Author: 醉饮长歌
Latest: Chapter 84
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Mystery, Supernatural, Comedy
Tags: alternate world cohabitation cute children death of loved ones demi humans
Lin Mu rescued a Samoyed.
Capable of eating, smiling, has a high IQ. Picks up anything you teach him quickly, a good helper around the house.
The only thing was that he doesn’t bark nor wag his tail.
Lin Mu took a ham sausage and coaxed for the thousandth time, “wag your tail, and this ham sausage is yours to eat.”
The Samoyed raised his eyes impatiently, and with a single shake of his tail, shook out nine.
Lin Mu: …… F*ck.
Afterwards, the fox that did not wish to reveal his name, Mr. Yan Xuanjing, said in an interview: “Now I regret, I deeply regret. At that time, I shouldn’t have pretended to be a dog to take advantage of him, shouldn’t have touched him, rubbed against him, eaten his food and slept in his bed. Now I have a home that I can’t return to and a wife I can’t sleep with, I regret, deeply regret.”
林木救助了一条萨摩耶。
能吃会笑智商高，教啥会啥，看家护院一把好手。
就是不会叫也不会摇尾巴。
林木拿着根火腿肠第一万次诱哄：“你摇摇尾巴，这根火腿肠就给你吃。”
萨摩耶不耐烦的抬了抬眼，尾巴一摇，摇出了九条。
林木：……艹。
事后，不愿透露姓名的当事狐晏玄景先生接受采访时表示：
现在就是后悔，非常后悔，当时不该装狗驴他，不该碰他瓷蹭他吃睡他床，搞得现在有家不能回，有媳妇不能睡，就后悔，非常后悔。
·日常向沙雕治愈小甜饼，轻松无虐。
·某儒雅随和专业记仇半妖受 x 某被迫下凡身无分文不愿透露姓名的九尾狐攻