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Chapter 32: Emperor House Unexpected! .jpg

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Yan Xuanjing looked at his humiliated father, his eyes stopped for two seconds, and he looked away as if nothing.

Diwu recognized the fox at a glance. He looked at Yan Gui, who was exactly the same as Yan Xuanjing's disguised appearance, with a very complicated expression.

This disguise looks like a father and son, and the magic skills are in the same line.

Emperor Wu was not surprised that Yan Guihui was like this.

—Because he knew very well what kind of virtue Yan Gui was.

In the past, this fox, Yan Gui, liked to look like someone else and roamed around everywhere, and the nine-tailed fox's talent to confuse people played a ten percent here in Yan Gui.

A group of their friends are often precisely hit by flying pots outside the sky. Basically, as long as there is something they don't remember, but they are called to the door, it must be right to turn around to find Yan Gui's trouble.

But the problem is that he can't fight even if he finds trouble, because Yan Gui has not only cultivated his talent to confuse people to the fullest, but his strength is also very strong.

If the pot can't be shaken off, and if it can't be beaten, I'm very angry.

But Yan Gui, this fox, looks unreliable and rambunctious, but his nature is actually very considerate and meticulous, and he is very loyal.

What he brings to his friends are all innocuous little troubles. For them, living in the wild, rarely let go of fights, and the big monsters who can do almost nothing except catch fish and scare the little monsters every day are a little active. atmosphere.

He would bring snacks and calligraphy and painting brochures to Emperor Xiu, and he would also give advice to Emperor Wu, who liked to wander around the desert to join in the fun.

In addition to these, he will do a lot of things that other monsters can't even think of.

With Yan Gui, the fox, as a friend, there will always be a lot of gorgeous colors in the peaceful life.

At least Diwu thinks the fox is pretty good. In the past, he used to hang out with Yan Gui to drink and brag. In this way, it had been more than 5,000 years since the last time they drank.

Diwu looked at the fox whose hair was blown up by the thunder, and put Dixiu, who had been struggling with his head on his back, into the breast pocket of his shirt, and slapped his tongue: "You father and son, what are you doing? What's the matter?"

"?"

Yan Gui frowned, realizing that this was not easy.

What's the matter with our father and son

What else could happen to the father and son, it's the father and the son.

Yan Gui turned his head and glanced at Lin Mu, and found that Lin Mu lowered his eyes slightly, looking at him expressionlessly, looking a little angry.

Yan Gui looked at the imperial house again and felt that it was going to be bad.

He was silent for two seconds, then decided to turn his head and scolded the cub: "You just use the jade I gave you?! How can you look dangerous here, haven't you heard the story of the wolf coming? I won't come to help you next time. It's gone!"

Yan Xuanjing remained motionless, and even snorted coldly.

Yan Gui's backhand skill of holding the pot is really a dog that has remained unchanged for thousands of years.

"Aren't you looking for me?" Diwu took out a cigarette case, and as soon as he took one, he was knocked out by Di Xiu in his jacket pocket. , "Can you come so fast without this method?"

When Yan Gui heard the words, he felt the same.

He looked squarely at the merit and cause and effect of Emperor Wu's body, and asked vaguely, "What's the matter with you?"

"We'll talk about this later." Diwu walked back to the edge of the dead wood, sat down again, and patted the side, "Come and sit down, first explain the matter of your father and son, my eldest nephew."

"That's Yan Xuanjing's fault, I'm just an innocent little animal passing by." Yan Gui jumped on the dead tree and said in a straightforward manner, "Besides, what is the name of a donkey when it comes to coaxing your nephew?"

"What did he coax you about?" Diwu turned to ask Lin Mu.

Di Xiu also turned his head.

Lin Mu also understood now that the abnormality in toffee he noticed in those two weeks was not an illusion.

He carefully recalled those two weeks, and found that during that time, Toffee lay lazily in the kennel every day, whether she was sitting or standing, whether she was sleeping or on the way to sleep.

If it wasn't for the ginseng doll taking him for a walk in the mountains intermittently, Lin Mu thought he could sleep until the end of the day.

Lin Mu pondered for a long time, unable to think of what he was being coaxed.

Even because Yan Gui, the big monster, was too imposing, he couldn't even feel a little bit of awe.

Yan Gui hung lazily on the dead wood and said, "Playing with toys, holding a Frisbee, throwing balls, chewing on dogs, catching pheasants and wild boars, digging for elixir and so on."

The Emperor House made a "hooh" sound.

That's really coaxing, Diwu thought, after all, Yan Gui, this fox, has no sense of responsibility and patience unless he encounters major events.

The last person who could make Yan Gui admit his sweet words and coax me to accompany me carefully and carefully was Yan Gui's wife, Yan Xuanjing's mother.

"Why am I lying to you? Is it okay for me to have a good heart? I thought at the time that if you two were gone, I would bring Xiao Dixiu back to raise him." Yan Gui said lazily, "I just happened to be watching my nephew and me. The relationship between the cubs is very good, after going to the Great Wilderness to stabilize the demon power for a while, you can play around together, um, very good!"

"We are still alive." Diwu stretched out a finger and poked Dixiu's little head, correcting him, "And your son and my eldest nephew have a bad relationship. My eldest nephew is angry."

"What do you mean by that?" Yan Gui was unhappy, and backhandedly gave Diwu the blame, "Isn't my son your eldest nephew?"

Emperor Wu did not hesitate: "Your son is not my family."

Yan Gui turned to look at his son: "Yan Xuanjing, please reflect."

Yan Xuanjing: "?"

you fucking

Di Xiu clawed at the edge of Diwu's pocket and made a sigh to the innocent little fox.

"The two of them have a good relationship." Yan Gui snorted, and the smugness in his voice was about to come out, "My nephew likes my son, and let the milk..."

"I didn't!" Lin Mu quickly interrupted the conversation between the two big monsters.

Yan Gui glanced at him: "No, you have."

Yan Xuanjing rarely agreed with his father's words, and justified himself: "You have."

Lin Mu covered his hot ears and emphasized again: "I just like to see Yan Xuanjing's face."

Yan Gui nodded, very proud: "Everyone who likes the nine-tailed fox likes the face, and my daughter-in-law also liked my face back then."

Lin Mu: "… "

Oh shit.

I can see it.

These two are real father and son, and there is nothing fake about them.

Diwu and Dixiu have lived a serious life in human society, and naturally understand what Linmu means.

Di Xiu raised his arms and tapped, trying to support his son.

Emperor Wu only thought that this picture was really fucking interesting, so he raised his hand and pressed down the pattering Dixiu.

Lin Mu felt that there was no way for him to stay with these big monsters.

He was really tired, and even a little aggrieved.

Yan Xuanjing looked at Lin Mu's expressionless face, thought for a while, and changed back to the look of toffee.

Lin Mu, whose heart was occupied by a series of violent actions, saw him change back again, and felt that his anger was awakened again.

"What?" he said gruffly.

Yan Xuanjing sat in front of him very dignifiedly, looked up at him, wagged his tail, and gave an expressionless "wang".

Lin Mu and the other three elders were so shocked by Yan Xuanjing's "wang" that he lost his words.

Yan Xuanjing looked at Lin Mu whose expression gradually became blank, and said, "It's my fault, don't be angry."

forest:"?"

How long is this fox spirit brain circuit

Yan Xuanjing really felt that he did something wrong.

Thinking about it from a different perspective, if he were Lin Mu, he would only feel that he was being fooled—even if he did protect Lin Mu later, it was inappropriate.

After all, before he knew Lin Mu's bloodline, he didn't think much of this half-demon.

I felt that I wouldn't stay there for long anyway, so it didn't matter if I played the two roles.

Yan Xuanjing reflected for a while, and felt that this was really inauthentic from Lin Mu's point of view.

In particular, Lin Mu also attaches great importance to and loves toffee.

Of course, according to the monster's logic, it is precisely because Lin Mu has Di Xiu's bloodline and has the kindness of taking him in, that Yan Xuanjing will change his position and think about this matter.

If Lin Mu was an ordinary human or a monster, then Yan Xuanjing would not think so much. He would probably just leave a little bit of protection and pat his butt to leave. Although it is small, it is definitely enough for a human and an ordinary person. The little monster has benefited for a lifetime.

Yan Xuanjing looked at Lin Mu and said very seriously, "I will play Frisbee with you in the future."

Yan returned to God and looked at his son.

This brat's attitude of admitting counsel is exactly the same as his back then.

He became a little more serious, his eyes turned between Lin Mu and Yan Xuanjing several times, and finally his eyes fell on the two Shenmu who were observing secretly. He just wanted to say something, and then closed his mouth.

never mind.

Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren.

Yan Gui suppressed the sense of responsibility that he had just taken on, and happily watched his son coax others.

"You can also play with balls." Yan Xuanjing looked up at Lin Mu, "I will also accompany you to pinch chickens, play with little dinosaurs, and pinch ducks and cats."

Lin Mu was bathed in the more loving eyes of several elders, and raised his hand to cover his face: "... You can shut up!"

Yan Xuanjing silently closed his mouth.

"What's the meaning of those dolls!" Lin Mu rubbed his face and asked, "What do foxes call? I want to hear foxes call."

When Yan Gui heard the words, he quickly looked away.

Yan Xuanjing, who was isolated and helpless: "..."

Lin Mu looked at him persistently.

Yan Xuanjing was silent for a while, then opened his mouth: "Bah."

Emperor Wu laughed instantly.

Lin Mu let out a "hey" and showed a smile. The two little pear vortexes at the corners of his mouth were sweet, and said, "I think it sounds better than a dog's bark, so let's bark like that in the future."

"?"

Yan Xuanjing opened his eyes slightly.

Lin Mu bent down and patted Yan Xuanjing's dog's head with a smile: "It's so cute."

"Okay! I'm going to dig the elixir, you guys should have a lot of old things to talk about." Lin Mu regained his energetic appearance, but he felt that his waist was not sore, his legs were not sore, and he was full of revenge. He turned around and was delighted. Jumping back to his yard.

The remaining three big monsters watched Lin Mu go back to the yard, and Yan Gui signaled to his son: "You go too, don't eavesdrop on the adults talking."

Yan Xuanjing glanced at his father with a blank expression, then looked at Diwu, who had a smile on his face, and glanced at Dixiu, who was sticking out of the pocket of Diwu's coat, without saying much, turned around. Head into the yard.

Yan Gui threw an anti-snooping spell and said, "Tell me, what's the matter with your merit and evil."

"What? My body and soul have been guarding one side for thousands of years, and I'm not allowed to take any merit?" Diwu snorted, "Those cubs definitely never thought that I could get so much merit, if it weren't for the merits, I lost my soul 800 years ago, how can I get a chance to live."

"Then your body is not safe either." Yan Gui frowned, "It is against your body, something will happen sooner or later."

"Small question." Diwu put his hand into his trousers pocket again. Before lighting the cigarette this time, he took out Dixiu and threw it to Yan Gui. After lighting the cigarette successfully, he took a deep breath, "I haven't finished catching my soul yet. It has been five thousand years, and the merits accumulated by each soul and soul add up to enough for me to bloodbath the Central Plains for several rounds."

When Yan Gui heard what he said, he was relieved: "You just need to know what you have in mind."

The Emperor Wu was suffocating for a while, and asked Yan Gui, "Is there something wrong recently in the Great Wilderness?"

"Yes, the power you separated before was controlled by a monster with an unknown identity, making waves in the great wasteland. The ability is not bad. It's just right for the cubs to practice, and it's enough to prevent him from coming to the Central Plains."

After Yan Gui finished speaking, he muttered: "But he is really brave, and he has made troubles in Kunlun."

"There is a passage in Qingyao Mountain, right? I said that I was restless when I arrived in City A." Diwu glanced at Yan Gui, who was not serious, and reminded, "You better be careful about that thing, God. If you don’t tell me, it will not be a good character who can harness the power that I have distributed, at least it is certain that the bloodthirsty and grievances are soaring into the sky.”

After all, when he overturned the car back then, he was prepared. Diwu knew very well that grievances could not be carried into the soul, so the anger and resentment at that time were all stuffed into unconscious power.

As the saying goes, if you keep the green hills without worrying about no firewood, if you gather your soul, you will have no resentment, your soul will be clear, and then you will get some body back and take root in the soil with sufficient spiritual energy. After 18,000 years, you will be a hero again. , the power thing will be finished after re-cultivation, and it is not a big problem.

Now that his power has been used by others, it doesn't matter to Emperor Wu. Anyway, he won't go to the Great Wilderness in a short time, so he won't be able to bring disaster to his head, and his own affairs in the Central Plains are not over yet.

But Emperor Wu still knew how poisonous his power was to monsters, so he warned Yan Gui very sternly: "Resolve it as soon as possible."

"Okay, I only came to see Lin Mu this time. You guys are a windfall, and you will be gone in two days."

Yan Gui responded to the words of Emperor Wu, felt Emperor Xiu crawling on his head, shook his ears, looked at Emperor Wu again, hesitated for a moment, or asked, "Where are you sealed? Searching the Nine Worlds to find the Netherworld, I haven't touched a single hair of you."

"Of course you can't touch it, those cubs are very courageous."

Emperor Wu said and stepped on the ground: "My soul and several large pieces of body are sealed in several wandering dragon veins."

Fengshui dragon veins have always been something that only a few humans and monsters will study.

Yan Gui frowned: "What do you mean?"

"It means that the original intention of that group of cubs is to drag the entire Central Plains and the Great Wilderness into the water, thinking that the wandering dragon veins can take me across the Central Plains and the Great Wilderness, so that thousands of creatures share their sins together, eliminate cause and effect, and then use The magic trick is to lock the dragon veins for private use." Diwu said, hehe laughed twice, "Who would have thought that the dragon veins have already given birth to wisdom?"

Before he had accumulated enough merit, he had been playing mahjong with several fine dragon veins for several years.

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