Non-Human Sub-district Office

Chapter 63: Look no further than the bells and whistles written by humans

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Probably because the things in his heart were finally put down, Lin Mu fell asleep and slept until the next morning.

The biggest advantage of being expelled from human is probably that you don't have to work and rest on time, and you don't feel any abnormality. Even if you fall asleep without eating for a whole day, your body doesn't protest.

Lin Mu got up in the morning, opened the curtains and glanced, and found that Di Xiu and the others were still outside.

Maybe it was because he was worried that Nie Shen was alone outside the yard, so he stayed with him all the time.

Lin Mu glanced at the toffee that was bathing in Rihua and wasn't ready to get up, turned over and got out of bed and ran to wash.

The little ginseng was clinging to the door of the bathroom, her little face was flushed, and her big round eyes turned on Lin Mu for a while, staring at Lin Mu until her scalp became numb.

Lin Mu washed and hung the towel in his hand, turned to look at him, and asked helplessly, "What are you looking at?"

"I heard Qin Chuan say you and Toffee are that one." After the little ginseng finished speaking, he wrinkled his nose, "It seems that nothing has changed."

forest:"?"

What colored waste do you have all over your head?

"I read the book with Qin Chuan, and the book said that after that, the skill will soar in place!" After the little ginseng finished speaking, he looked at Lin Mu in disappointment, "Lin Mu, you haven't changed at all."

Lin Mu wiped his hands, expressionless: "...what book?"

"The Double ○ Collection of Rebirth and Cultivation," replied the little ginseng.

"… "

Lin Mu patted the little ginseng on the head.

"Look at all the gimmicky bad things humans write."

"...Oh." Little Ginseng and Lin Mu looked at each other for a while, and nodded obediently, "Today's breakfast is sauerkraut, pork vermicelli, sauerkraut and soy milk fritters!"

Lin Mu was pulled by the little ginseng into the kitchen and found that today's breakfast was quite rich.

He took a bowl with a vermicelli bag and two siumai, and a cup of soy milk: "Why are there so many today?"

"Because there are guests." The little ginseng also took out a new bowl, filled one for each, took a cup of soy milk, followed Lin Mu and walked out of the room, babbling in a milky voice, "It's that Nie Shen. Yeah, although the way he looks at us is a little weird, he likes what Di Xiu said."

Lin Mu heard the words and reminded: "It's better not to get too close to him—for now."

The villain raised his head and looked at Lin Mu: "Why?"

"Didn't you say he looked at you a little weird?" Lin Mu said, "He probably doesn't understand why you didn't kill me, or I didn't kill you."

Little Ginseng stayed for a while: "No... No, he is very good and obedient."

Lin Mu opened the courtyard door, and when he heard the little ginseng say this, he turned to look at him: "He is the monster who caused trouble in the great wasteland. When you ran out of the mountain, it wasn't because many monsters from the great wasteland came to the Central Plains. Live in the mountains? He's the culprit."

The little ginseng was stunned, he followed Lin Mu out of the yard foolishly, and foolishly handed the breakfast in his hand to Nie Shen, and saw Lin Mu saying hello to Di Xiu, and generously went to Nie Shen's side sit on a low stool.

Lin Mu asked Nie Shen, "Where are you going to live?"

Nie Shen just picked up a soft and hot steamed bun, and was observing it. Hearing Lin Mu's question, he turned his eyes to Lin Mu's small yard.

He doesn't really care about the residence.

He has no place to call home either, no matter where he lives.

Since it's the same everywhere, of course, the closer you are to Emperor Xiu, the better.

Lin Mu followed his gaze and paused: "You can't get in."

Nie Shen then withdrew his gaze.

He also understood that Lin Mu and the others could not remove this circle of morning and evening because of him.

Chaomu is so easy to use, as long as a non-human with a slightly deeper stigma comes closer, it will be burnt to ashes if you are not careful. From the perspective of safety, it is a very safe protection.

Even the illusions of the nine-tailed fox and the layered arrays are incomparable.

"It's fine if I'm outside." Nie Shen said, "You don't have to worry about me going out casually."

After hearing what he said, Lin Mu was silent for a while, thinking that too.

Although it was disturbing to keep Nie Shen outside the yard, it was better than disappearing under his nose.

Seeing that Lin Mu had no objection, Nie Shen looked at him, followed Lin Mu's way and opened the bun, took a slow bite, paused, and took another bite.

The little ginseng sat next to him and looked at him. Seeing that he finished eating the buns in a few mouthfuls, he went to break the shaomai again. He couldn't help but say, "Just eat it directly."

Nie Shen heard the words, nodded to him, and took a bite of the shaomai.

The little ginseng asked, "Is it delicious?"

Nie Shen replied in a low voice, and seriously finished the breakfast in the bowl.

No one may believe it.

He lived for more than 800 years and rarely ate this kind of serious food.

Thinking about it carefully, in the past, when he was hungry, he always chose to directly eat the monster that hit him.

Most of the monsters in the Great Wilderness are like this - and Nie Shen himself has never lived in a city of regular monsters.

It turns out that these are what ordinary humans and monsters usually eat.

good to eat.

Much better than those monsters.

The little ginseng looked at Nie Shen for a while, then reached out to take the empty bowls and cups from him and Lin Mu, and returned to the room da da da.

Di Xiu glanced at the back of the little ginseng, sat lightly beside Lin Mu, and said, "That's a good boy."

Lin Mu nodded and handed a piece of paper to Nie Shen to wipe his hands.

He understood what Di Xiu was referring to. When he reminded the little ginseng to be careful with Nie Shen, he didn't hide it. Di Xiu and Nie Shen outside the yard should have heard it clearly.

But Little Ginseng did not choose to alienate Nie Shen because of this.

Don't trust other people's words, choose to see with your own eyes.

Although it is a relatively stupid and easy way to suffer, but stupid also has the cuteness of stupid.

Nie Shen is not so worldly, and has no feeling for the actions of the little ginseng.

After he wiped his hands like Lin Mu did, he was stunned for a while, turned his head slightly, and asked Lin Mu, "How to do good deeds?"

After asking, he paused, then asked, "What is a good deed?"

Lin Mu was taken aback by his question, and turned to look at Di Xiu.

Di Xiu looked at him and sighed slightly.

It is much more difficult to teach a monster who already has a complete logic chain how to think normally than to teach a baby who doesn't understand anything.

Lin Mu thought for a while and replied, "There are many good things, such as helping grandma to cross the road, giving up your seat on the bus and subway, helping passers-by and so on - for example, you sent Teacher Tan to the hospital before, although your starting point is It's crooked, but it's also a good thing."

Nie Shen frowned slightly, looking like he didn't quite understand.

Lin Mu added: "For bigger good deeds, such as large donations, earthquake relief, saving a life, preventing casualties and saving the world, in general, the more people you save, the better."

After saying this, Lin Mu himself was a little unsure.

After all, the world he sees now is different from the world he saw when he was a normal human.

In the world he now understands, there are all kinds of cause and effect involved, and he can't figure out the number, and there are some messy things.

It is very biased to define a thing in terms of good and evil.

What's more, it's not uncommon to do bad things with good intentions, not to mention some of the others.

Lin Mu thought about it and said simply: "Anyway, preventing mass casualties must be a good thing."

Nie Shen listened to what he said and nodded: "I understand."

Lin Mu turned to look at him, not sure what Nie Shen understood, but after thinking about what he just said, he felt that he couldn't find anything wrong.

So he simply didn't bother to think about it, thinking that Nie Shen was already under surveillance anyway, so nothing would happen in the Central Plains.

Lin Mu looked down at the time and said, "I'm about to go to work. I heard from Yan Xuanjing that you should be assigned to the street office?"

Nie Shen nodded obediently, just as Little Ginseng said, he was quite obedient to what Lin Mu and Di Xiu said.

After spending a day or two with Di Xiu, Nie Shen only felt that his mind had never been so clear.

The resentment and impatient questioning that had been surging in my heart disappeared without a trace, and my whole body was at ease.

Lin Mu simply took Nie Shen to work. Before leaving, he went upstairs to take a sip of the toffee bar. After being smeared by the nine tails, he left happily.

After Lin Mu left, Yan Xuanjing turned over and turned back into a human form, took out his mobile phone and searched around, then got up likewise and left the small yard.

Nie Shen watched Lin Mu pass by the village entrance and was stopped by Uncle De's daughter-in-law, saying that a few old hens at home had laid a lot of eggs this morning, and asked him to take some to eat when he came home at night.

Lin Mu happily agreed, humming a song and taking Nie Shen on the subway.

It was the first time for Nie Shen to take this type of transportation. He sat upright next to Lin Mu, observing the humans in the carriage.

He didn't come to the Central Plains for a long time. He discovered Lin Mu soon after he arrived, and was then caught by Yan Gui, so that he didn't have much time to observe what the Central Plains looked like.

Nie Shen even saw a human fell asleep directly on the seat, without the slightest preparation for the surrounding humans.

He felt a little uncomfortable in such an overly peaceful environment.

Lin Mu tilted his head to look at him: "What's wrong?"

"Very strange." Nie Shen replied.

Lin Mu looked at the unremarkable carriage and the unremarkable morning: "It's normal, what's so strange?"

Nie Shen glanced at Lin Mu blankly, paused, shook his head, and stopped talking.

He had never experienced such a peaceful environment, but Lin Mu didn't think there was anything unusual about it.

In his eyes, a sight that is too strange or even deformed is quite common in the eyes of Linmu and these humans.

Nie Shen followed Lin Mu silently, watching Lin Mu walk out of the subway station to buy a few bags of snacks, each of which was given to him.

"How do you seem to have eaten these." Lin Mu smiled at him, "You can try it, maybe you will like the Central Plains."

Nie Shen heard the words, took the small snack that Lin Mu handed him, glanced at Lin Mu, who bought steamed dumplings, and opened the package like Lin Mu had just done. As soon as he opened it, he heard steamed dumplings next to him. The owner of the stall said, "You guys should pay attention to your body!"

Nie Shen tilted his head to look over, and found that the fat lady boss was looking at him with a bright and sincere smile.

He didn't speak.

Lin Mu took over the boss's words and said, "I work overtime."

The proprietress made steamed dumplings for them, and said, "Young people don't work so hard. If you are not in good health, you will spend the money in the hospital in the future."

"I can't help it." Lin Mu took the steamed dumplings, thanked the proprietress, and led Nie Shen towards the office, saying as he walked, "Although the Central Plains are not completely peaceful, they are generally good. "

Nie Shen ate the spicy sticks slowly and said, "Because they don't know you are a half-demon."

"Does it matter if they know?" Lin Mu was a little strange, "When someone conveys kindness to you, just accept it with peace of mind, and you don't have to think about why you got this kindness, and how tiring it is to live like this. "

Nie Shen had never heard such a statement before, and was stunned for a while.

Lin Mu continued: "Also, I heard Yan Xuanjing say that there were originally many monster forces in the Great Wilderness who wanted to recruit you, but you never showed that you wanted to communicate, you just kept killing, so they didn't. the idea."

Nie Shen's face was dazed, his lips moved twice, and he made a few breathy sounds: "...Really?"

"What did I lie to you for?" Lin Mu opened the door of the office, said hello to Da Hei and Wu Gui who were already inside, and said, "Yan Gui must also want to recruit you before letting you do good deeds, otherwise he A good king of Qingqiu, why do you want to make a two-hundred-year agreement with you."

Of course, this was to allow Nie Shen to maintain a sober sanity and turn around and do things better.

Although the monster forces in the Great Wilderness insisted on saying nothing, they did not care about bullying the weak or personal hatred, but they were in charge of trade flow and territorial integrity.

Generally speaking, if you are in the power of monsters, as long as you participate in the trade and production chain, even a weak tree demon who only basks in the sun and works hard to blossom and bear fruit will be sheltered without the enemy's revenge.

But if they simply enter the city of monsters and do nothing in it—whether they can’t find anything to do, or they are lazy, then shelter and peace will not come to them.

Only the monsters who work will be protected, and those who don't work are either strong enough or waiting to be driven out by other monsters.

A city is only that big, and there are only so many divisions of labor. Job opportunities are scrambled by countless people.

Unless you have a skill due to racial talent or are very powerful, it is quite difficult to gain a foothold in the city.

It's a pity that when Nie Shen entered those monster cities before, he didn't understand these things in depth. He only saw that weak monsters can live safely, so he understood it as a lot of injustice.

But there's nothing wrong with it.

Racial discrimination is indeed there. After all, most monsters do not have special production talents, let alone half monsters. In terms of ability, they are born lame.

There are new monsters entering the city, the first target to look for is this kind of monsters and half-demons that are not strong or not very talented.

Lin Mu cleaned up the work station next to him for Nie Shen, let him sit here, took out a kindle from the drawer, searched for good people and good deeds, and handed it to Nie Shen.

Because I can't cite any examples for a while, it's best to ask for more examples on the Internet that are all-encompassing.

Maybe it can give Nie Shen a little inspiration.

Da Hei and Wu Gui were not surprised when they watched Nie Shen sitting obediently with a kindle, reading a book and eating steamed dumplings.

When Yan Gui asked them to explain the situation yesterday, they were already prepared, how easy it is to tame a monster with a nine-tailed fox.

Let them temporarily accept a monster, simple.

This kind of thing hasn't happened before.

On the other hand, Da Hei looked at Lin Mu, and noticed that Lin Mu's whole face was flushed with the spring breeze, and asked, "Did something good happen to you, Lin Xiaomu?"

When Wu Gui heard this, he looked up at Lin Mu and stroked his beard: "The peach blossoms are blooming."

Da Hei was stunned: "Have you opened with Yan Xuanjing?"

Wu Gui raised his brows when he heard the words: "Otherwise who else?"

Lin Mu was much more surprised than Da Hei.

He looked at them blankly, and asked hesitantly, "What do you mean? You all know?"

"You smell like a fox, you must be with that nine-tailed fox every day." Da Hei said, "Besides you, I have never seen anyone who dared to raise a nine-tailed fox as a dog. bitten to death."

After Da Hei said this, Lin Mu first lowered his head and sniffed the scent on his body, but after a long time he couldn't smell anything other than the shower gel.

But when Da Hei talked about raising the nine-tailed fox as a dog, Lin Mu suddenly remembered what Da Hei did before.

He turned over the old accounts: "I forgot if you didn't say it. I took you to my house before, didn't you say that toffee is a dog!"

Da Hei shrank his neck, then stretched it out again, confidently: "Yan Xuanjing told me to keep it a secret! He said there was no need to tell you, and he also said that he would leave soon anyway!"

"Oh?"

Lin Mu wrote down Da Hei and Toffee in a small notebook.

Looking through the sweet strategy on the Internet, looking for acacia seeds in the flower and bird market, Yan Xuanjing, who was about to buy a pot and give it to Lin Mu, felt a cool breeze blowing from behind.

Yan Xuanjing: "?"