It was rare for the three monsters in the office to live together like this. Lin Mu and Da Hei had a bickering, and Wu Gui next to him was holding a teacup, listening to the two young monsters rubbing their lips with a smile.
"That's right, old turtle." Da Hei turned his head to look at Wu Gui, took out a few jade boxes from the drawer, and put them in front of Wu Gui, his face full of sneering, waiting for praise triumphantly.
Wu Gui glanced at him and opened the box.
A clear and slightly cool breath permeated instantly.
Lin Mu had felt this kind of breath that would make one's spirits stunned and clear, and that was when Yan Gui dug out a lot of elixir from his own small vault and handed it over to the emperor's house.
At that time, I could vaguely smell such a breath.
It is an elixir of sufficient years. After a long period of time and wind and frost, the elixir of wisdom is about to be born.
The elixir that was grown to maturity by the power of Sun Moon Essence and Emperor Xiu was completely different from the one grown by Lin Mu himself.
It is absolutely impossible for the elixir grown by the Lin Mu family to have such a breath, because the time from seed to maturity is too short, which means that the medicinal effect is still powerful, but really, it is not up to the level. Naturally grown elixir.
However, if it is simply used for healing and storage of spiritual energy, the elixir that Linmu grows by himself is completely sufficient.
Anyway, these elixir are only supplied to Dixiu alone.
At this moment, Da Hei was able to come up with such an elixir, which really surprised Lin Mu.
Surprisingly, in addition to Lin Mu and Wu Gui.
He closed the jade box with a snap, stunned for a while, then looked up at Da Hei: "Where did you get it?"
Dahei said happily: "I found it by chance when I was helping Lin Xiaomu look through the information a few days ago. It was not a weekend two days ago. I touched the place where it was recorded and found that it really exists."
Wu Gui heard the words and looked at what Da Hei was wearing today.
It is very rare. After the grandmother left, I let myself go. Every day, I wear a big and loose short-sleeved T-shirt and beach pants. Today, I wear long clothes and trousers.
Because of the same casual style, the other two in the office didn't think anything was wrong.
Wu Gui raised his hand and directly lifted the sweater on Da Hei's body.
Da Hei was shocked, and quickly knocked off the old turtle's hand, with a violated expression: "What are you doing!"
Although he moved fast enough, none of the people present were ordinary people, and he still clearly saw the very fresh scars on his body during his movements.
Wu Gui took a deep breath and was about to say something when the office phone rang.
Just as Lin Mu stretched out his hand to answer, Da Hei jumped over and picked up the microphone first. After a few answers, he hung up the phone, grabbed Lin Mu who was sitting on the side, and rushed out.
Nie Shen, who had been watching from the side, was stunned for two seconds, then quickly got up and chased after him.
- In the entire office, there is only one forest tree that he cares about.
Da Hei dragged Lin Mu and ran all the way out, until Lin Mu grabbed him with his backhand and stopped.
Lin Mu looked at him and asked, "What's the matter?"
Da Hei took another step and replied: "There is a couple of monsters in the community that are about to fight, and their children call for help."
Lin Mu nodded, not too surprised by this kind of thing.
The scope of functions of their street office is much wider than that of ordinary street office, and they do everything, even if the monster wants to buy a house in the human world, it is not the real estate bureau but them who go through the formalities.
Because of his racial talent, Lin Mu has his own fire-fighting effect. Basically, for any disputes, as long as he stops there and says a few more words, within a few minutes, the humans and monsters who are about to fight will quietly confess and reconcile. .
Therefore, every time there is a dispute, he is asked to take Linmu there.
The fact that two monsters are going to fight is a big deal, or a small one, but fighting in a place where humans gather is still very dangerous.
Da Hei and Lin Mu rushed to the scene and resolved the dispute with great skill.
And Nie Shen was much faster than them, he caught up at once, stood by and watched the whole process.
It's nothing more than that the man cheats on the woman, but the point where the monster explodes is not the same as that of the human being.
The woman's anger is not that the man cheated, but that the object of the man's cheating turned out to be a weak human being.
She is not as good as a weak chicken human!
Da Hei and Lin Mu are different from ordinary human beings. They have always persuaded separation but not reconciliation. When they heard such a thing, they said without hesitation, "I suggest a divorce, and the child belongs to you."
Anyway, it is impossible for the child to belong to the man who cheated on the human side, otherwise there is no guarantee that something will happen.
Nie looked at Da Hei and Lin Mu in puzzlement, and said, "It is recommended to kill him."
Several monsters turned their heads to look at him, and Lin Mu was the first to speak: "Shut up."
Nie Shen obediently shut his mouth and watched the female monster hug her cub and pat her butt and walk away, while Lin Mu and Da Hei also left the house after finishing the ideological work and recording of the male monster.
Nie Shen followed them and asked, "Why didn't you kill them?"
"Because it's unnecessary," Lin Mu said.
Nie Shen remembered the messy news he had just seen, and tried to speculate based on what he just learned about human thinking: "He is stronger than that female monster, lose face, and may retaliate."
Lin Mu turned to look at him and nodded, "You're right."
Nie Shen: "?"
"But that has nothing to do with us, because if we want to get revenge, we will be retaliated whether we go or not." Lin Mu said, "If it really doesn't work, the girl will choose to ask for help."
Nie Shen couldn't understand.
It's obviously something that can be solved by killing it directly, so why make it so troublesome.
"Because the Central Plains is not suitable for fighting and killing." Lin Mu pointed to a few children in school uniforms on the street who gathered together to take pictures, "Look at these little cubs, if anything goes wrong, simply use 'kill' ' If this kind of thing is solved, they won't be playing so freely."
Nie Shen couldn't understand anymore: "What does this have to do with them?"
Da Hei came over and said to Lin Mu, "Because the school is in class at this point, they are skipping classes. For the students, this is a big mistake."
Lin Mu nodded: "Whether it's a person or a monster, there are some in the rebellious period. You can't just kill everything. That's the behavior of a tyrant. Look at you, you have committed such a big murder, and it's not a good life now."
Nie Shen heard the words and corrected: "I'm not wrong."
Hearing this, Lin Mu turned his head to look at Nie Shen, was silent for a long time, and finally chose to give up.
"… OK, you're right."
It is too difficult for such a monster with its own logic chain to correct, and Lin Mu chooses to completely entrust this difficulty to his father who has nothing to do.
Lin Mu turned his head to look at Da Hei and asked him, "What happened to your box of elixir?"
"Isn't that old turtle's son who hasn't recovered, he is looking for this elixir." Da Hei scratched his head, "When I first climbed back from the underworld, the old turtle picked me up, otherwise I would Until now, he's still a stray dog who doesn't know anything, and he has to repay him."
"I remember his son was also a half-demon," Lin Mu said.
Da Hei nodded: "Yes."
Nie Shen turned his head when he heard the words and looked at Da Hei.
"It's a coincidence this time. When I checked the information for you before, I saw that a big demon from the Central Plains once built a cave in the Taihang Mountains, and he simply mentioned the way to enter. I went to try it on the weekend. ."
Da Hei grinned: "Maybe it's because I only took that one elixir, so the thunder that the big demon left behind only hurt me a little bit, it's much easier than the decades in the underworld. ."
Lin Mu looked at him, lowered his head and took out a gauze bag that Yan Xuanjing gave him, took out a box of wound medicine from it, and gave it to Da Hei.
Da Hei looked at the box: "What is this?"
"Yan Xuanjing gave it to me," Lin Mu replied.
This was the wound medicine that Yan Xuanjing had applied to him after beating him for the first time, and the effect was slightly worse than the flesh and bones of the living dead.
In this way, Yan Xuanjing had no common sense and told him that being beaten could make him stronger, and even fooled him to jump over the building.
Lin Mu watched Da Hei happily take the wound medicine, and recalled Yan Xuanjing's various coquettish actions before, and only felt that his heart was still in the water.
At the beginning, he was probably blinded by lard, and the fox spirit said what he said.
But who made Yan Xuanjing have such a beautiful face and a fluffy suit that people can't put it down!
A group of three non-humans walked back slowly. When they passed a small restaurant, seeing that the time was almost up, they simply walked in and ordered a few small stir-fries to pack.
Of course, the meal is taken back to eat, otherwise the old turtle will be lonely eating alone.
The TV in the small restaurant was playing the Central News Channel. Lin Mu glanced at it, and it was another routine series of foreign troubles. He couldn't help but muttered: "The Middle East is fighting again."
Da Hei asked for a few more cold dishes and replied, "Yes, so we have a good peace here."
When we came, there was a lot of wind. Listen, be thoughtful.
Lin Mu pushed open the door of the office: "I'm back! I brought some food by the way!"
Unfortunately, there were four monsters in the office to apply for settlement and real estate certificates, and Lin Mu and the others couldn't eat right away, so they put down the packing box and started work.
After they had dealt with these four households, they got close to Wu Gui's desk and opened a video of the meal, and put all the four lunch boxes away, only to realize that something was missing in the office.
The three monsters were stunned for a while, and Wu Gui was the first to react. He took out a map from the drawer, and as soon as he opened it, he saw that the mark representing Nie Shen had stayed in the Middle East.
"?" Wu Gui was full of question marks, "What is he doing here?"
He wasn't too worried that Nie Shen would do something maddening. The prohibition that he had inherited for so many years was no joke.
Just as Wu Gui finished speaking, a breaking news message box popped up in the lower right corner of the computer screen in front of them.
It reads: According to this newspaper, at 8:00 a.m. local time, the arsenals of both warring parties in the Middle East were bombed at the same time. The two sides have entered a state of armistice. As of press time, no organization has issued a statement responsible for the incident.
Wu Gui: "..."
Lin Mu: "… "
Big black:"… "
Lin Mu was silent for a while, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have said to Nie Shen this morning, "It must be a great thing to prevent mass casualties".
Lin Mu: "… "
Gan!
Why didn't I keep my mouth shut!
The author has something to say: Nie Shen: I am awesome!