"Actually, it's not necessarily a lie." Little Ginseng blinked and said, "Because acacia is highly poisonous, when people in the city are romantic, they will give them red beans by default. It's non-toxic and pollution-free. I can make porridge."
Yan Xuanjing looked at Lin Ginseng and wondered how this little monster understood so much.
Even better than him.
"… "
Although he is not really comparable.
Yan Xuanjing was quite self-aware. He patted off the red bean ash in his hand, got up and took out his mobile phone, ready to find a small corner to search for anything else that could be a surprise.
The little ginseng seemed to see through everything, followed his ass as a small tail, stepped on Yan Xuanjing's footsteps step by step, and when the fox spirit made the second circle, he said, "What are you looking for, toffee? Are you there? How can Cha coax Lin Mu?"
Yan Xuanjing paused, turned around and lowered his eyes to look at Lin Renshen. After two seconds, he raised his hand to hold his head, broke his face, picked him up and placed it next to Dixiu who was thinking about editing software.
Dixiu tilted his head and glanced at the two juniors suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
"No… "
The little ginseng touched his lips, and said so neatly: "Toffee wants to coax Lin Mu, but I don't know how to coax it!"
Dixiu was a little surprised.
Although he knew very well that with Lin Mu and his mother's almost 80% similar character, Yan Xuanjing's face was enough to make Lin Mu unable to find Bei, but seeing that Yan Xuanjing was so attentive, he still felt that very happy.
Dixiu raised his hand and pressed the little ginseng, and said, "You still have to choose your own gifts and sweet words."
While it can be clumsy, clumsiness is also a very lovely romance.
Seeing that Lin Renshen was obediently staying by Dixiu's side, Yan Xuanjing breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed the surface of the phone, and decided to do the most vulgar.
All in all, send flowers first.
Sending flowers is definitely the right thing to do.
But Yan Xuanjing found that he didn't even know what kind of flowers Lin Mu likes.
The vixen was silent for a while, remembering that when Lin Mushang went to the flower shop before, he said that his mother liked little daisies the most, so he walked out of the yard again full of confidence.
The little ginseng sat next to Di Xiu, watching the editing tutorial with him, and asked a little uncertainly, "Is it okay to do this?"
"Okay." Dixiu said, "If it wasn't for no monsters who knew me, I would go on my own. I still know more monsters with nine-tailed foxes. Put the toffee out and explain to humans and monsters. Now the managers of Shenzhou Dadi are not the main fighting faction, I will go back and hand over the video to Wu Gui and they will see if there is anything that needs to be revised.
Moreover, the nine-tailed fox or other monsters that came to the Central Plains to disturb the wind and the rain have not been many since ancient times. Human beings have rich experience and have their own set of coping systems.
Even the monsters have been incorporated into the civil service system and coexist harmoniously, so naturally there are ways to deal with monsters.
Dixiu heard something from Yan Gui in the early years. Basically, in the past few decades, the two sides reached a perfect cooperation and win-win agreement.
Both Di Xiu and Yan Xuanjing felt that there was no problem. It wasn't them who should be worried, nor was it the current manager of the land of Shenzhou, but other countries that couldn't find a strong man who could compete with a big monster like Yan Xuanjing.
And now the biggest problem they are facing is that Dixiu found himself unable to master the editing software at all.
Hanging on the top of the tree, Qin Chuan felt that he was heated enough evenly, jumped down and turned into a human shape, rolled up his sleeves, and squeezed in between Little Ginseng and Dixiu.
"You two weak chickens!" Qin Chuan raised his chin proudly, "Look at me!"
The skills that Qinchuan had mastered for the past six months in order to find the emperor's house were useless to monsters, and at this time, they came into full play.
Lin Mu glanced at the map before leaving get off work, and found that Nie Shen was still running around at a very fast speed, and he would definitely not come back after so long.
Lin Mu sighed.
never mind.
It's all little things.
He can't panic because of such a fluffy little problem. In the future, he will be going to live in the great wasteland, and he may even want to run wild with domineering monsters in the great wasteland!
—Although it may take a thousand or two thousand years to realize the fantasy of becoming a big youkai, there is still hope.
He must not be defeated by such a small problem!
As Lin Mu thought so, he went to the data room on the second floor to search for a lot of information on how to decipher mirages and illusions.
Lin Mu packed up the materials that were messed up at work today, glanced at the time, and said, "I'm leaving after get off work!"
The other two in the office waved their hands lazily, and Da Hei said smoothly, "Yan Xuanjing just went outside, you two are really tired."
Lin Mu was taken aback, he walked quickly to the door, and when he opened the door, he saw Yan Xuanjing standing straight outside the door, holding a handful of colorful daisies in his hand.
Lin Mu was startled: "?"
Yan Xuanjing brought the flower to him.
"For me?" Lin Mu opened his eyes slightly.
"Yeah." Yan Xuanjing responded in a short and low voice, with two slight traces on his brows, as if he was not used to it.
He looked at Lin Mu, and found that Lin Mu's stupid look after he took the bouquet in a daze, suddenly became relaxed again.
—Because Lin Mu didn’t look like he was used to it.
Lin Mu froze holding the flower, and after a while, he clenched the flower in his hand: "Hey... I gave it to me."
Yan Xuan nodded and confirmed again, "It's for you."
Lin Mu didn't speak again. He lowered his head and fiddled with the little daisies that he had tied in his hands, thinking in his heart that they were not as good-looking as the ones he planted, but his face was a little red, and two sweet pear eddies were looming at the corners of his mouth.
Yan Xuanjing glanced past the other two in the office, and nodded slightly to greet them.
Wu Gui nodded with a smile, looking cheerful, while Da Hei showed a toothache after greeting.
These two monsters are very bad, killing dogs every time.
"Let's go, go home!" Lin Mu refreshed himself, held the flower in one hand, and snapped his fingers, "DiDi!"
Yan Xuanjing looked at him and didn't say much, he simply changed back to his original form, grabbed the forest and left.
"Hey..." Da Hei squatted in the office, looking at the nine-tailed fox flying into the sky, his face full of envy, "I also want to fall in love, I don't want to be a dog anymore."
Wu Gui heard the words, looked at the big black carefully, and in the expectant eyes of the other party, he said slowly: "Then think about it more."
"… "
The big black instantly retracted his full expectations.
Lin Mu grabbed Toffee's fur, made him stop at the subway station, and rode the little electric donkey back home.
But this time it wasn't him who drove the little e-donkey, it was Yan Xuanjing.
Lin Mu sat in the back seat holding the flowers, wondering where he could put these words in order to keep them open longer.
There seems to be no serious vacant vases at home, but there are quite a few pots.
Usually, when I want a vase, it is time to ship it, and it is specially made one month before the delivery date.
If it really doesn't work, it can only be inserted into the old godmother's bottle...
Seeing that Lin Mu was at the door of the house, he simply jumped out of the car and trotted back with Hua Hua, wanting to share the happiness with his father.
As a result, as soon as he ran over, he heard a burst of passionate music from behind the tree, accompanied by Di Xiu's rhythmic recitation, listening to it was shocking and infectious.
Lin Mu was stunned for two seconds, then listened carefully to the recitation, full of question marks.
The next second, the music stopped.
Lin Mu pushed the door into the yard and heard Di Xiu's voice.
"I think it's a little too intense, do you want to be gentle?" Dixiu said hesitantly, "Aren't we an organization that maintains peace?"
forest:
what organization
As soon as Di Xiu's voice fell, Lin Mu heard Yan Gui's voice again.
Yan Gui said: "I also think that the music is too intense and not cool enough. Our positioning should be a ruthless killer."
"?" Di Xiu sent out a series of blank question marks, "Is that so?"
Yan Gui was very determined: "That's it!"
forest:?
what is it!
What the hell?
What are you kidding!
"I don't think Yan Xuanjing's image is good." Yan Gui looked at the Samoyed toffee in the video, then raised his hand and touched his face, "Obviously I'm better looking, I suggest changing the spokesperson."
Yan Xuanjing, who pushed the little electric donkey into the door, lifted his eyelids: "Is your disguise any different from mine?"
After speaking, he paused, and then showed a slightly mocking expression: "Oh, you are fatter than me."
Yan Gui turned to look at his son, showing the same sarcastic expression as him: "Do you think I'm the same as you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he changed his body and turned into a long-haired puppet cat with mandarin duck eyes. He let out a soft "meow" and sneered at his son.
Yan Xuanjing looked at his father, who had turned into a cat who was rolling around and begging for licking, and took dozens of photos in a row with lightning speed.
Yan Gui instantly became alert, and quickly turned over and sat upright.
But it was too late, Yan Xuanjing had already put away his cell phone, and as if nothing had happened, he was pulling the bewildered Lin Mu, pushing the little electric donkey back to the house, plugged it in, and was going to take these photos back to his mother for a taste. .
With his mother's hobby of collecting all kinds of fluffy little monsters, Yan Gui will probably be ordered to keep her petite, cute and fluffy appearance for a long time.
As for what else to do during this time...
So what does it have to do with him, a little fox who knows nothing about it