Before the call was hung up, Lin Mu received dozens of messages on his cell phone.
He glanced at it and found that it was all from the Emperor Wu.
"What did you post?" Lin Mu asked, opening the chat window.
The screen was instantly swiped by a large number of small videos, and the last one was automatically played under the wifi. It was Yan Gui lying on the windowsill with nine tails swaying with the husky raised by a family across the air.
Yan Gui was shocked: "It's closed!"
Lin Mu obediently turned off the video, and as soon as he turned off, he heard Diwu's voice from the other end of the phone: "From a technological point of view, human beings are worthy of praise."
Yan Xuanjing sat dignifiedly on the side, looked at his father expressionlessly, and silently gave Diwu a compliment.
As expected of Yan Gui's friend for many years.
This kind of behavior of directly sending people to a dead end when the handle is caught is exactly the same as Yan Gui.
If it is true that things are like things to gather people and divide them into groups, the feeling of seeing Yan Gui being counter-killed is really pleasing both physically and mentally.
Mr. Yan Xuanjing, who has been deeply victimized by Yan Gui for many years and did not want to be named, expressed his great satisfaction.
He even decided to share some of the best elixir in his small vault with the Emperor Wu.
- It's better not to die in Emperor Wu, otherwise he will go to see Yan Gui's excitement in the future.
Yan Gui hung up the phone with lightning speed. Qin Chuan, who was waiting with his tail to chat with Diwu for a while, was shocked by his act of hanging up. All exploded.
"Why are you hanging up the phone!!"
Yan Gui ignored him, ruthlessly turned off the screen of his mobile phone, glanced at Qin Chuan, who turned around to pester Lin Mu and cried, and turned to look at his son.
"Has your mother sent a letter?"
Yan Gui's nose is wicked, and when Yan Xuanjing just came back, he smelled the scent of his wife.
Yan Xuan nodded and took out the letter.
Except for the first two sentences of the letter, which casually mentioned the current situation of Qingqiu, the whole text was about what gossip happened recently in the Great Wilderness.
In fact, as the actual manager of Qingqiu Country, there are not too many things to do.
Qingqiu Country is considered to be one of the most prestigious countries in the Great Wilderness.
It is precisely because of this that there are many talents. There are so many people in the Nine-Tailed Fox clan that can do things, so that there are fewer things that will be dealt with by the lord of the country than in many small towns and small countries that need to be hands-on with everything.
In terms of civil service, there are many monsters who rely on their minds to feed their lives, and organize the entire country in an orderly manner, not to mention the aspect of military force.
The position of the lord of the country is more of a symbol and a protective cover, but also a responsibility.
- Simply put, it is the only designated back pot position in the country.
When a subordinate does something wrong, it is the country lord who is to blame, and the country fails to help in an accident.
Ordinary monsters don't understand those winding jobs.
Anyway, there is something wrong, let the lord take the blame and it will be over.
Correspondingly, the treatment enjoyed by the professional master of the country is also quite good.
But even so, not many in the Nine-Tailed Fox clan want to be the scapegoat.
Yan Gui, the king of the country, has been pretty good for so many years, except that he likes to run outside and waves.
Anyway, in the eyes of the monsters in Qingqiu, as long as you don't provoke a romantic debt like the previous generation of lords and then slap your butt away, you will make the whole country crumbling, and you will be a good lord no matter how you pretend.
The requirements can be said to be very, very low.
So in the same way, the monsters of Qingqiu Kingdom also coaxed and spoiled their queen, who was several times more aggressive than the lord.
For example, the letter said that recently, many monsters want to trouble Qingqiu, because Qingqiu has the monster who recently stirred up the storm.
When such a big thing happens, you always have to give an explanation.
And the way Yan Xuanjing's mother handled it was extremely coquettish.
She said: If you want to see that monster, you can either please me, or whoever has the bigger fist speaks.
Her force value is one of the best in the Great Wilderness. Those who are similar to her level are too lazy to care about this matter, and those who are not as good as hers can't beat her.
But if Qingqiuguo said this, if those monsters backed down, they would be shameless, so they had to bite the bullet.
The fox lady is also quite straightforward. She drove all the young foxes of the latest generation in the clan out to fight with those monsters.
Every day I watch fights in the daytime, and beauties dance at night. Every now and then, I can get some fluffy animals sent by monsters. I even dragged her little sister to chat and fart every day. The beauty pointed and pointed, don't live too beautifully.
Looking at the whole letter, Yan Xuanjing commented on which monster in a country has a good body and a good face, which monster is very suitable for the little fox in our clan to be a child bride, and which monster is particularly hot and enthusiastic, so that the fox can't put it down.
Between the lines, I also care about whether the cubs in the Central Plains have eaten and slept well, and there is no mention of Yan Gui throughout the article.
After reading the entire letter, Yan Xuanjing turned to look at Yan Gui again, and found that his father had formed a ball of hair, and seemed to be autistic.
Yan Xuanjing was silent for a while, and it was rare for his conscience to return to his position, and he asked, "How about... you go back?"
Yan Gui didn't speak, the fluffy cat ball moved, and after a while, he looked up, the whole cat's face was glowing: "Hey! Your mother must be lonely and want to provoke me back!"
Yan Xuanjing: "..."
I don't think so.
Yan Gui shook his tail happily: "No way, although this little hoof in Diwu has learned badly, but after so many years of friendship, I still want to take care of him."
A close friend can be hard to find, and one is less than one. After so many years, the brother who can freely joke with him and let him fly freely is dissatisfied with a single slap.
Yan Gui sighed with a sigh, changed back into a human form, took out his phone, glanced at the two emperors, one big and one small, who were chatting with Nie Shen over there, smiled with a hint of satisfaction, and then clicked open. After playing the mobile game, he quickly became addicted to it, and a little brother shouted while choking his throat.
Yan Xuanjing: "..."
Yan Xuanjing looked at his father and felt that if his mother came to the Central Plains, 80% of them would be addicted to games like Yan Gui, and when they got emotional, they might even perform an intense scene where two sisters spend two daughters robbing a man.
Or his mother might act as an ex-boyfriend who swoops into the sky and have a vigorous rape scene with his father.
For so many years, he has grown tired of this kind of operation.
These two performers are basically half a catty.
In the whole family, only he, a poor and helpless little fox, is reliable.
Yan Xuanjing retracted his gaze, glanced at the fluffy little monsters written on the letter, touched his mobile phone, turned his head back into the room and entered the study, and began to study how to use the printer.
After so many years, many new species have appeared in the Central Plains, and there are many that are not found in the Great Wilderness. Yan Xuanjing felt that he could print a copy for his mother.
There are also some not fluffy but also very cute, you can also send a copy.
Anyway, his illusions were not enough. When he turned back, either his mother ran over to see it, or when Yan Gui returned, he was ordered to turn into these little animals to show her.
If the pot doesn't fall on his head horizontally and vertically, the more pictures the better.
Lin Mu told Nie Shen that he would buy him a mobile phone tomorrow to facilitate contact. He turned around and found that Yan Xuanjing was gone. After being informed by the little ginseng that Yan Xuanjing was in the study, he ran into the study with small steps.
He hadn't thanked Yan Xuanjing for his help today.
Lin Mu opened the door of the study and saw that Yan Xuanjing was studying the printer at the same time, he leaned over and asked, "What are you going to do?"
"Print photos." Yan Xuanjing replied.
Lin Mu turned on the computer and printer: "Color printing?"
Yan Xuan nodded.
Lin Mu took Yan Xuanjing's mobile phone, connected it to the computer, and asked curiously, "How does Dahuang usually get pictures?"
Yan Xuanjing paused and shook his head: "There are no photos, usually portraits."
"...?" Lin Mu was stunned, "In terms of convenience and entertainment, isn't it inferior to the Central Plains?"
The vixen was stopped for a while.
He didn't know what to say.
Due to its ecological composition, the Great Wilderness has always focused on enhancing personal power. Basically, no one will study these tools.
For example, plowing the land, in the eyes of monsters, a problem that can be solved by any magic technique, naturally, they will not think about tools.
This is a foreign object to the monsters, and other than magic weapons, foreign objects are useless in their eyes, not to mention rich entertainment.
It's hard to live, what else do you want for entertainment
What's more, entertainment in the eyes of humans is actually quite inexplicable in the eyes of monsters.
For example, those extreme sports, skydiving, wingsuit flying, adventure, taking a step back, such as the Ferris wheel roller coaster haunted house, are very everyday things in their eyes, and they have no meaning at all.
Yan Xuanjing thought for a while, and replied, "There is no need for powerful monsters, and there is no need for weak monsters to serve them."
"...Then I will go to the Great Wilderness in the future, not to be bored to death." Lin Mu felt that he had caught a blind spot, "I don't even have mobile games, so why do you have nothing else to do every day except to do things?"
When Lin Mu said this, Yan Xuanjing felt that it was quite reasonable.
In the past, Yan Gui had nothing to do, and he either squatted on the roof of the palace to bask in the sun or went out to wave, but now...
He tilted his head and glanced at Yan Gui, who was addicted to the battlefield, and suddenly wondered if Yan Gui didn't want to return to the Great Wilderness because he was too happy in the Central Plains.
And to be honest, the changes in the Central Plains over the years are really amazing.
Not to mention that, just a hundred years ago, the power to raze a mountain range to the ground at random was the patent of monsters and practitioners.
Now, those humans who are weak and worthless in their eyes can do it with just a touch of a finger.
And if it wasn't for Nie Shen making such a big noise and letting them come from the Great Wilderness to the Central Plains, they wouldn't have a clearer understanding of the current situation of human beings.
"Although you said that weak monsters don't need to serve them... But to be honest, isn't it the weak monsters that make up the largest proportion of monsters? Big monsters are very rare, and it stands to reason that in the end, weak monsters are still the ones who serve. You guys." Lin Mu said while pressing the print button.
Yan Xuanjing looked at Lin Mu, thoughtful.
Indeed, there is something to be learned from the social model of human beings today.
He pulled a stool over, took a pen and paper, sat next to Lin Mu, and wrote down some ideas, thinking that if his mother had nothing to do, maybe she could really try to plan an earth-shattering reform.
If nothing else, at least a peaceful and stable day is something that few creatures can refuse.
Just look at those monsters who are unwilling to go back after coming to the Central Plains - although they still have a sturdy style after coming to the Central Plains, and have made a lot of trouble in the mountains, but as long as there are people stronger than them in charge, they will will be quiet.
The biggest problem in the Great Wilderness is that a big monster who is ambitious and likes to do things can easily mess up a pool of muddy water, and it is extremely easy to overthrow one or two countries quickly.
After the overthrow, people will not take the pot again, leading to the loss of order and falling back into the state of no-man's land, and chaos will resume again.
To give the most obvious example, Nie Shen is like this.
The reason why humans can maintain the rules roughly and smoothly is because the ceiling of human ability is limited. As long as the weapons can be restrained, even a lot of geniuses will not shake the whole.
How to deal with this problem, Yan Xuanjing could not imagine for the time being.
He hadn't taken this kind of course seriously, so he wrote down his thoughts roughly, and decided to just leave this kind of thing to his parents to think about.
Lin Mu came over, resting his chin on Yan Xuanjing's arm, looked at the contents of the letter, and was slightly startled: "...I just said casually, are you serious?"
"You will go to the Great Wilderness in the future." Yan Xuanjing said calmly while writing, "I hope you will be happy - no matter where you are."
Lin Mu was stunned for a while, then stretched out his arms to hug Yan Xuanjing, buried his head in his neck, and said in a muffled voice, "Where did you learn these words..."
"Nowhere to learn."
Yan Xuanjing said, put down the pen, wrapped his arms around Lin Mu's waist, picked him up and sat across his lap, slightly raised his head to touch Lin Mu's forehead.
"I was born."