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Chapter 83: Fanwai·Diwu & Qinchuan

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Very early on, Emperor Wu reflected on why he ended up in such a field.

The three souls and seven souls were all separated, and the body was also torn apart. Those monsters who had always been accustomed to knocking and sucking the marrow of others did not disappoint him, and even their power was not spared.

In those years when he was buried in the dragon vein, his soul was broken, and the whole person was confused, but occasionally, he was able to gather a few scattered thoughts.

Later, the accumulation of merit gradually increased, and those scattered thoughts were finally strung together by him.

Why did it become like this

There are many reasons.

He used to follow Yan Gui all over the place for a long time, and made a grudge. Yan Gui had a background in Qingqiu, but he did not.

He used to be very swollen, and he often relied on the favor of heaven and earth to do some not-so-good things.

Cause trouble and make enemies, carelessly underestimate the enemy—or some other reason.

There are always many reasons to find reasons, but Diwu does not feel that the things he has done will lead to such an end.

He was lying in the dragon veins, thinking in a chaotic manner, no matter how he thought about it, he felt that it was inappropriate.

More occasionally, he would feel that maybe this encounter would give him some new fate.

Such thoughts are always fleeting, and when they turn their heads, they are buried in the deepest part of my heart.

Who the hell wants to suffer this kind of crime for the sake of fate!

Who has the qualifications to let him suffer this kind of crime!

Emperor Wu always thinks like this, and the injustice and anger in his heart have never been concealed.

As the merits increased, his anger became more and more obvious, and finally he was finally found with his dragon veins on his back.

In Emperor Wu's impression, before his three souls returned to his place, the only one who would keep on chatting with enthusiasm was Qin Chuan.

The other dragon veins are as quiet and steady as the mountains and rivers they were born in, and they are not even like a monster that has already given birth to wisdom.

But Qin Chuan is different.

Emperor Wu always felt that the reason why Qin Chuan was so talkative was because he was always caught by the emperor of human beings.

For hundreds of years, he took the Imperial House with him and was caught together.

That period of time was the time when merit was accumulated the fastest, and it was also the time when Emperor Wu finally broke free from chaos.

At that time, he woke up from the chaos, and the first sentence he said was: "It's noisy."

At that time, not long after Qin Chuan was caught and locked up, he would still be angry and throw a tantrum at the human emperor Tuomeng. , All the people up and down the palace are considered haunted, and chickens and dogs can't be quiet.

Even with the emperor's house, the quarrel was as big as a fight.

Then he was discovered by Qin Chuan.

Qin Chuan had a good impression of this big piece of wood that carried a remnant of the soul, because he knew that if it weren't for this big piece of wood, he would still be locked in a small dark room.

Although it's not much better now, but at least one thing - he can still use a bit of consciousness to vent his dissatisfaction.

Human emperors don't understand so much, and being asked to dream a few times is basically either panicking to find someone to kill the demon, or simply offering delicious food and drink to this noisy ancestor.

But few people can chat with Qin Chuan.

His territory is basically the same as that of a human emperor. In this kind of place, let alone monsters, apart from humans, there are very few creatures with enlightened intelligence.

It is impossible for him to run into the dreams of other emperors every day.

People are busy every day and work overtime until late. What if they can't sleep well and die suddenly

The sudden death of an emperor brings a lot of trouble. In case of chaos, he will have to bear the blame.

So Qin Chuan is noisy, but it is really lonely.

Few people can see him, let alone chat with him.

Although the things that the royal family enshrines are very rich, what use is it to him.

I don't eat enough to stuff my teeth, let alone use it.

The appearance of Emperor Wu was like a light that pierced through the darkness, breaking Qin Chuan's lively loneliness all at once.

When Emperor Wu first met Qin Chuan, Qin Chuan was still a little boy, wearing an ill-fitting black imperial robe, holding a bamboo slip that he had scribbled in his hand, like a miniature version of the emperor outside.

Diwu woke up, opened his eyes, the little boy squatted beside him with his face up, looked at him, opened his mouth and shouted, "Big wood!"

You're a goddamn wood.

Diwu, who had seen how noisy Qinchuan was, wanted to pretend to be dead on the spot.

As a result, Qin Chuan jumped on top of him, jumping left and jumping, shouting Big Wood as he jumped.

Emperor Wu pretended to be dead, while pretending to reflect on whether the bad things he had done before were really worth the pain he suffered.

- Not only was he squeezed clean by knocking the bone and sucking the marrow, but even now, when he was holding a chance, he also met a bear child.

Oh.

Judging from the body of this bear child, he should be quite old.

As for whether the naturally raised Shenmu is older, or the naturally raised dragon veins are older, this has long been impossible to test.

Emperor Wu didn't understand that other monsters transformed into Yingming Shenwu's adult size, unless they were indeed limited in their infancy.

After all, the power of the adult body can be maximized, which monster would think that he is too strong

No, it doesn't exist.

But there is a little mental retardation in front of him.

After being caught so many times by humans, he turned into a child like a fool.

Maybe it's because he thinks that he hasn't been caught enough times. Just as Emperor Wu thought so, he was stomped on the face by this little mental retard.

The little mentally handicapped couldn't tell where the head of a big piece of wood could be. The other party ignored him, so he sat down on the big wooden pier he was carrying, and sighed: "Big wood, why are you ignoring me? I have walked so far behind your back, with no credit or hard work."

"I just heard you speak, you said I was noisy..." The little mentally retarded stopped abruptly here, the whole person was struck by lightning, as if he couldn't believe that he was being too noisy.

He sniffed, and cried out with a "wow", "How good or bad is your wood, you said that I was noisy without saying a word for so many years!"

"… "

Tei Roo, who was output by the riding face, was expressionless.

The heads of the two big emperors were buzzing with noise.

Listening to the cry, Emperor Wu's heart was not fluctuating, and he even felt that he could punch a dragon vein monster.

"Why are you so bad!" Qin Chuan rolled on the big wooden pier, his two short legs kicked one by one, "You talk woo woo woo, you talk to me woo woo woo..."

The magic sound penetrates the brain.

Emperor House endured.

Imperial House couldn't bear it.

"Get off me!" he shouted loudly. "It's so noisy!"

Qin Chuan hiccupped from the roar, got up and choked up while rolling up his overly long sleeves, and stepped on the big wooden pier with his hips on his back: "Why are you so fierce!! The emperor outside doesn't dare to kill me!! "

"Oh." Emperor Wu responded indifferently, "I'm much more powerful than the emperor outside."

"..." The crying little devil was stunned for a moment, as if he had forgotten about crying, wiped away the tears and snot from his face, and asked weakly, "... Really?"

Emperor Wu breathed a sigh of relief: "Really."

Qin Chuan tugged at the imperial robe on his body and said, "Then get up and beat him, then take me away."

"… "

Teiya fell into a high-quality silence for a moment.

Qin Chuan waited and waited, waited and waited, waited for a long time without waiting for a response, and finally realized that he had been deceived after a long time.

He widened his eyes, pursed his mouth, and cried again: "Why are you this wood ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!"

The Emperor took a deep breath.

fuck you.

so annoying!

He decided to pretend that nothing happened, and let this little mental retard cry.

Qin Chuan cried for a long time. He didn't wait for the movement of this big wooden pier and did not wait for the worship from the emperor's side. He cried, cried, hiccups, and stopped crying.

Sitting on the big wooden pier, he whispered while crying: "I, my name is Qin Chuan, the Qin Chuan who is said to be eight hundred miles away from Qin Chuan is me, what is your name?"

Emperor Wu didn't know what 800 li Qinchuan was, so he felt that the dragon vein was a real mental retardation.

But the little mentally handicapped was willing to speak well, and Diwu was somewhat relieved: "My name is Diwu."

"I seem to have heard your name." Qin Chuan thought about it with a crying voice, and then said "ah", "Are you the tree that is rumored to be very powerful?"

With some pride, Emperor Wu snorted softly.

"How did you become like this?" Qin Chuan looked at the big wooden pier under his butt, and reached out to touch it, "It hurts..."

The Emperor did not speak.

He felt it was strange to be pitied by such a small mental retard.

No, he himself does not need the mercy of others.

What is there to say when you underestimate the enemy and make such a thing.

A real man knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood, and being pitied by a little devil is too outrageous.

Qin Chuan poked the big wooden pier under his butt and asked, "Why don't you speak again."

"Sleepy." Emperor Wu said casually.

"Oh, then go to sleep." Qin Chuan climbed down from the big wooden pier and looked like he was about to go to the palace again, but after taking two steps outside, he ran back and said, "You What do you like to eat? Do you like sugar cakes? Do you like meat? Or something else?"

"… "

Do you see how I look like I can eat now

"Are you asleep?" Qin Chuan asked, but without getting an answer, he turned his head and left in a murmur.

Emperor Wu watched this little mentally retarded walk away, and looked at the dim underground where the dragon vein body was located. After a long period of silence, he gradually fell asleep.

Merit is not enough to keep Emperor Wu awake for a long time, and even when he wakes up sometimes, he is still confused and chaotic.

He could hear some movement.

Someone was talking, someone was arguing, someone was crying, and someone was screaming and ranting.

— and then the smell of blood.

Emperor Wu woke up again.

The little mentally handicapped was lying on top of him, as if he had grown up a little.

He rolled excitedly on the big wooden pier, as if someone was talking to him, and said to himself excitedly: "The humans above are fighting again! I heard that they are going to burn the palace above my head! Ah! If I burn it, I can run! Emperor Wu, where do we go first! I have a map here! We can go anywhere!"

"Hey, although you haven't woken up yet, it doesn't matter, we'll have gone outside when you wake up!" Qin Chuan happily unfolded the map in his hand, and said happily, "After so many years, I don't know the outside world. What's happened, I haven't been able to eat sugar cakes in the past few years, and I haven't saved a piece for you, there should be some outside!"

Diwu listened to Qin Chuan's muttering, with a bit of dazedness and confusion when he woke up, and it took a while to realize what happened.

This bloody smell probably means that human beings are about to change their dynasties again.

It has always been the formation formed by the palace above their heads to suppress Qin Chuan. People come and go every day. Some of the energy and blood of the people walking around are used to lock the dragon veins to prevent the dragon veins from wandering.

As long as half of the palace above is defective, then Qinchuan will be free.

There was a burning smell coming from all sides, Qin Chuan rubbed his hands, his eyes full of anticipation.

The imperial house swept around the dark underground, just like when he went to bed, nothing changed.

It’s good to be able to go out, Emperor Wu thought, there is no hope for staying here all the time. If you can go out for a walk, maybe you can come out by chance.

But in the end he looked at Qin Chuan highly.

No, it should be said that he didn't realize how bad Qin Chuan's luck was.

He was so close to running out of the half-burned palace that he was caught by human practitioners before he walked three miles away.

Qin Chuan was locked in a small dark room, leaning against the big wooden pier, his eyes were full of tears, and he was so pitiful.

Rao Shidiwu was also stunned for a while before he came to his senses. He took a closer look at the rudimentary formation due to his haste. Based on his years of experience, he found the birthplace of the formation.

Emperor Wu cleared his non-existent throat and said, "Take three steps on the ridge."

Qin Chuan was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the big wooden pier he was leaning against, and shouted dumbly, "Diwu?"

"Yes, you listen to me and take you out." Emperor Wu responded and repeated, "Take three steps on the ridge."

"?" Qin Chuan sniffed, "What do you mean?"

"..." Diwu took a deep breath and explained the basics of the formation to Qin Chuan from the beginning.

After a few hours, Longmai carried the emperor's house and escaped to heaven, as if full of grievances and support, Qin Chuan changed from whimpering to crying without scruples.

"Wow, ah, Emperor Wu, why did you wake up woo woo..." Qin Chuan cried as he ran, "All the sugar cakes I brought for you are broken! The sugar cakes are delicious! Woohoo, hiccup, me Take you to a place to eat."

On the back of the dragon, Emperor Wu felt Qin Chuan's route along the mountain and water, and asked slowly, "Are you rich?"

Qin Chuan asked while crying, "What is money?"

"… "

The Emperor took a deep breath.

They stayed outside together for a long time this time, and Qin Chuan finally found out that there was no way to eat in the state of Diwu.

So he always took the emperor's house to the mountains where there was no one on it, looked around like a thief to make sure that there was nothing left, and then moved the emperor's house out of the soil to bask in the sun.

Diwu wakes up and sleeps, and occasionally when the mood comes, he will take the initiative to say a word or two to Qin Chuan.

"Why did you turn into a cub?" Emperor Wu asked.

Qin Chuan shook his head in the sun, and said, "I think monsters and humans are generally good to cubs—except in special times."

So I want someone to be nice to him.

But obviously, Qin Chuan, who is a dragon, does not have this blessing.

It would be nice not to be caught and suppressed, and what kind of bicycles are needed.

Sometimes Qin Chuan would also ask Diwu: "How did you become like this?"

Diwu didn't answer him until he woke up once and found that Qin Chuan was caught by a human again, and then replied viciously: "Why were you caught? That's why I became like this!"

Qin Chuan had been arrested for several years, and when Diwu finally woke up, he sighed after hearing what he said, "Humans are good or bad."

"It's the same with monsters." Diwu said while trying to find a way out.

Qin Chuan, this little mentally retarded magic circle, can't know how to teach, so stupid that Emperor Wu thinks that Qin Chuan is playing him.

It wasn't until Qin Chuan was caught how many times he ran, that Diwu finally realized that it was not Qin Chuan who was stupid, but his destiny.

I have never seen such a bad luck monster, Teiya thought.

Unlucky to be like this, apart from the explanation of destiny, how can there be any other reason.

Diwu woke up again, and was not surprised to see that Qin Chuan was arrested again.

This little mentally retarded who has turned into a teenager held his face and sighed in an old fashion: "Human... Really good or bad!"

Emperor Wu looked expressionless and tried to find a solution. After thinking about it, he said, "Then let's go to the monster's side."

Dragon veins do not need to pass through the three realms to travel through the three realms.

Qin Chuan happily flicked his tail, thinking it was okay.

As a result, as soon as he arrived in the Great Wilderness, he almost died on the spot, and he almost followed in the footsteps of the emperor's house, being skinned and broken into pieces and eaten.

Qin Chuan was so frightened that he cried and ran away. He was going to hide in the Ancestral Dragon's veins and stay there for hundreds of years before going out again. As a result, as soon as he approached the Ancestral Dragon's veins, he bumped into the head with the other two veins.

- Directly collided with the three souls of Emperor Wu.

Qin Chuan was so excited that he finally had his companions outside the Imperial House, sticking to them every day, clinging to the other two.

The memories passed on from other remnants are far less rich than those of getting along with Qin Chuan. The other two dragon veins are as stable as mountains and taciturn. Impressive thing.

On the contrary, staying with Qin Chuan, every day is quite exciting like a survival challenge.

The other two dragon veins probably have never seen a sticky spirit like Qinchuan. They can't walk because of being entangled, so they simply don't leave. They squat near the dragon veins of the ancestor dragon, open a cave, and guard the emperor's house to recuperate and recover. Every day Chatting and farting, occasionally walking around the human town, collecting food and other things.

after that…

Later, Emperor Wu felt that he could do something, so he simply overturned the card table and patted his butt to take revenge.

What happened after that is not known to many.

Emperor Wu spent more than 500 years in the Central Plains to restore the soul and strength, and finally used the organization left by Emperor Xiu to accumulate enough merits in the Central Plains. When he felt that he could safely return to the Great Wilderness, it happened that an old friend asked him to go back. The letter of the fight was handed over.

The fact that Emperor Wu returned to the Great Wilderness caused an uproar in the chaotic situation.

-Because he came back with a bunch of interstellar weapons, he could be called a mobile army, fire library, and he didn't even need to use his own demon power to chase after other monsters.

And the monsters on the Qingqiu country were armed to the teeth with the weapons and equipment brought back by the imperial house. The battle after that was called chopping melons and vegetables. All the way to destroy all the enemies, they happily followed the Central Plains and the universe. Circulation started.

Now monsters are not a rare species anymore, and they get along quite harmoniously with humans. As the first army, fire and business in the wilderness, Diwu is so busy every day that he feels that life is so fucking fulfilling.

Of course, it is not without its flaws.

Diwu was smoking a cigarette, and looked blankly at Qin Chuan, who was crying and rushing towards him from a distance.

Diwu glanced at the little monsters and found that they were all monsters working in Dixiu's haunted house.

"Diwu woo woo ah!" Qin Chuan burst into tears and rushed over, slipping into the collar of Diwu very skillfully, entangling him and sticking his head out of the collar, complaining, "These little monsters Lawless! Help me beat them woohoo!"

Emperor Wu said very coldly: "Go out."

"I don't!" Qin Chuan tightened his grip, shook off the soot from his head, and said confidently, "Help me beat them!"

Diwu looked at the little monsters who turned their heads and ran away after seeing him, and exhaled smoke rings: "Don't fight."

"qaq"

"Don't pester me."

"I'm a cold-blooded animal, I'll help you cool down when it's so hot."

"… "

"If you don't want me to pester you, don't wear shirts in the future. You still wear shirts at any age, dirt."

"… "

"I think you should learn from Yan Xuanjing and say whatever comes to your mind."

Emperor Wu frowned: "What am I thinking?"

Qin Chuan flicked his tail and said triumphantly, "Miss me."

With an indifferent "Oh", Emperor Wu tore off the dragon that was wrapped around him, dunked his dragon's head into the soil with one hand, and planted a garden eel upside down, and then slowly dipped his cigarette. 's gone.