New calendar year 1285 AD, Song Li Tiansheng forty-four years.
On the boundless sea, a huge ship swallowed thick smoke, slowly moving forward.
On the huge wheel, the dragon flag is waving in the wind.
Two figures, one fat and one thin, knelt down on the deck, holding a coarse cloth in their hands and wiping hard. Beside them, there was a small bucket, the water in the bucket was already pitch black.
The two are obviously the decks that have been wiped for a long time.
"Snapped… "
The thin boy threw the coarse cloth in his hand into the bucket, and sat on the ground, panting heavily, while complaining: "Brother, you said we had a good blessing and ran onto this big boat. Wiping the deck, isn't the price too low?"
The chubby young man took a break, glanced at the thin young man, and said calmly: "You can go back..."
When the thin boy heard the word'go back', he shivered all over his body.
He quickly grabbed the coarse cloth from the bucket, and while wiping it on the deck, he shook his head and said: "You can't go back, you will be killed when you go back..."
The chubby young man dropped the coarse cloth in his hand and chuckled, "This time I prepared for two full years to leave home. In order to be more comfortable on the sea, I asked Di Yong that boy from Beihai Shipyard. He got an 80% new iron boat and borrowed three hundred gunmen from Liu Wengweng.
In addition to the maid-in-law Zhang Wengweng gave me, and the eunuch who was sent to me by the emperor's foreign rent, more than a thousand people were prepared.
Half the boat was prepared for food and entertainment.
I'm going to go to Xiyang by boat, call Liu Yong's nag, and then call Zhang Lao San from Xitianzhu, and go to the hot land of the extreme west together, bullying and bullying those niggers, and grab some gold and gems by the way. "
Speaking of this, the chubby young man gave the thin young man a vicious look and yelled: "As a result, everything I prepared was completely destroyed by you."
The thin young man cried and said, "That can't blame me. I just found a few girls and drank two sips of flower wine. My mother held a steel sword in her back and chased me three streets abruptly.
If it hadn't been for Ouyang to protect me for a while, I'm afraid I would become the ghost of her.
I don't dare to go back now, I can only hang around with you. "
The chubby young man glared at the thin young man, "Drinking flower wine? Almost drunk it, right? The old man imposed a ban. Those of us, who dare to have sex before the age of eighteen, will be beaten to death with a stick. .If my aunt didn't kill you, you should be content.
Lu Yijian, an old man, is much better than you. After being recalled to Beijing by your father, he put on airs in front of my aunt and almost was hanged by her at the gate of Donghua.
Han Qi Han, the old man, said that the mother of a country had been fighting and killing all day long, and there was no virtuousness at all. He was dragged by a fierce horse by my aunt and threw it to Tengchong Mansion to teach the savages. "
Speaking of this, the chubby young man hesitated for a moment, and said, "Speaking of which, my aunt is indeed more domineering."
The thin boy said with a grieving look: "It's not just overbearing, it's simply unreasonable. She relied on my grandfather's support, and she was rampant in the Song Dynasty.
For matters outside Shengjing, my father had the final say; inside Shengjing, she had the final say.
He doesn't reason with people at all, and he fists and shoots at every turn.
My father just complied with the thoughts of hundreds of officials and prepared to accept some daughters.
She almost buried the officials and the picking girls alive. "
The fat young man sighed, "It is estimated that the old man can hold her down."
The fat young man looked at the thin young man, and comforted: "Be patient and forbearance, in another five years, your father will cede the throne to you, and then you will have the final say in Song Dynasty."
The thin boy said disapprovingly: "What's the meaning of that position? On the day that my uncle took over as the Lord of the Kingdom of Qing Dynasty, I wanted to pass on the position of the Lord of the Kingdom of Qing Dynasty to you.
If it weren't for your ancestors, you would be the one sitting in the position of the leader of the Qing Dynasty.
Uncle keeps confining you in the Kingdom of Qing and not letting you go out. Doesn't it just want to give you the position of Lord of the Kingdom of Qing at any time
If you try to go out, don’t you just want to be the Lord of the Kingdom of Qing Dynasty? "
The chubby young man curled his lips and said, "What's the point of being a country lord? It's like going to jail. The old man's life is a human life."
Leading seven to eighty thousand tigers, riding a large ship, rambling Wuji.
What do you want to eat, grab it!
What do you want to drink, grab it!
What do you want, grab it!
See who is not pleasing to the eye, grab it! "
The chubby youth said with a look of envy, "I won't change it to a god on this kind of day."
The thin boy nodded in agreement: "When I was a kid, I didn't understand what the old man did after floating on the sea during those years, now I also understand.
Picture a happy one.
What do you want to do
It's much more interesting than being an emperor and a country leader. "
The chubby young man glanced at the thin young man contemptuously, "What age is it now, are you still talking about me? The old man's people have long been all over every corner of the eye.
The old man defined the world as the seven wilds. "
The thin boy rolled his eyes, "You don't know that the scholars of Da Song are more pedantic than the scholars of Qing Dynasty. The scholars of Qing Dynasty learn new things very quickly, but the scholars of Da Song are not willing to learn new things."
"So Qing is the capital of learning, and Shengjing can only be reduced to the capital of commerce..."
"This is what the old man said."
"Who knows..."
"..."
The two young guys sighed.
For a long time, the thin boy said: "You have been inseparable from your sister-in-law, why did you not bring your sister-in-law with you when you escaped this time?"
The fat young man was a little tired when he heard the question of the thin young man.
"I can't escape without your sister-in-law's help."
The thin boy said with emotion: "It is a blessing for you to marry a sister-in-law. The sister-in-law is a rare talent in the world. When the ancestor passed away, he said that if the sister-in-law is a man, he can inherit his clothes.
With such a good helper, you will have a comfortable life. "
The chubby young man glanced at the thin young man and said quietly, "Boy, looking for a wife in the future, I must find a dumb one."
After a pause, the fat young man added: "The stupid the better..."
The thin young man looked at the fat young man in astonishment.
The chubby young man sighed and said nothing.
There are some things that can’t be said to outsiders.
Everyone thinks that he married a talented woman who is a beautiful woman, which is a great blessing.
But only he knew it, it was simply torture.
In front of his smiling wife all day long, he has no secret at all.
More importantly, there is nothing he can compare to his wife in astronomy, geography, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, Ibé astrology and so on.
It was a true phoenix, and mortals would feel ashamed in front of her.