Not Super Robot Wars at All

Chapter 176: Lunar crisis

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PLANT Embassy in the Moon, 3pm local time.

The original intention of setting up the embassy is said to be used to contact Harman in an emergency, but Ed and Harman have their own personal contact information. It has never played a serious role here. It is more like using f to house veteran cadres. activity Center. Butterfield, the exiled former captain in white, not only has no complaints, but is very satisfied.

In the embassy's event room, Minerva and Pru are eating ice cream. When she was with Ed, Minerva had to act like a lady at all times, and she usually eats in small bites. But when you are with Pru, you don't need to pay so much attention to the image. At this moment, the little girl eats the corners of her mouth with white viscous liquid.

After eating a small cup of ice cream, Minerva wiped her mouth with a tissue, and looked at Pru, who was still eating, with satisfaction. Unlike her, Pru eats a big cup, but she can't do it. It's bad to eat too much sweets and become a fat girl. However, looking at it, she suddenly discovered a very serious problem.

"Hey, Pru." She touched her little friend's arm, "Is your chest bulging?"

"Pru?" Pru lifted her face from the cup and gulped down the ice cream in her mouth, "Yeah, mom said I'm starting to grow, and I'll be as big as her in the future. Audrey, you Wanna see?"

Saying that, Pru lifted his left hand upwards, revealing the small cotton vest under the short sleeves, and he was about to lift the vest with his right hand. Seeing this, Minerva hurriedly knocked off her hand: "Stupid Pru, you are a girl, girls can't do this!"

"But we're all girls?" Pru puffed out her cheeks in dissatisfaction, "Pru is not an idiot, and I won't undress in front of the boys in my class."

"So Aunt Aisha taught you, that's great." Minerva patted his chest with confidence, "Well, it seems that I don't have to worry."

"Mi~! Nirvana~! Wa~!"

Pru raised her hands high and rushed towards her aggressively and with claws. After frolicking for a while, the two tired of running sat back in their seats, and Pru's little face instantly collapsed: "The ice cream has melted, Pru Pru Pru Pru."

Minerva ignored her complaints, looked at her slightly bulging breasts and asked curiously, "Plupulu, what does it feel like to grow up?"

"It's hard, it's hot, and sometimes it hurts a little bit, but mom said it's normal." Pru lowered his head and poked his chest, "I wonder if the boys in the class will make fun of me because of this after school starts. ."

"Uncle Andy is the Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary." Minerva said lightly, "No parent would dare to let their child bully you. If you are worried, I will ask Uncle Ed to be a bear bully for you too. Bar?"

Pru glanced at Xiongba who was on standby beside him with some envy, and withdrew his eyes reluctantly: "My parents said that I can't take anything from Uncle Ed's house, thank you Audrey, no need. But that, special... What is a special ambassador?"

"It's nothing, you'll know when you grow up." Minerva was obviously younger, but he patted Pru's shoulder like a little adult, "But the boys at school are very annoying, they're only in the first grade. The little brat knows to send a love letter, and there are typos in it, which is really annoying."

"Love letter?" Pru's eyes lit up, "Audrey received a love letter? Who sent it? I want to see it, I want to see it!"

"Who is it? Let me think about it, Banagher, Hathaway... Well, there are too many to remember, they are all thrown away anyway." The little girl's round face suddenly turned red, "The school kid is too naive Now, I prefer mature, know everything, tell stories, gentle, gentle at ordinary times, and reliable at critical moments... NT-type boys."

"Pru understands!" Pru raised her right hand excitedly, "Audrey said woo woo woo-"

"Don't test my thoughts! That's not how NT abilities are used!" Minerva, who covered Pru's mouth, blushed with shame, "Pru, I won't play with you any longer!"

Pru nodded desperately when she heard the words, and Minerva let her go. Pru is also an NT, so of course she knows that Minerva doesn't play with her is not true, and she doesn't take it to heart. In order not to make Minerva angry, she decided to turn the topic back: "Dad hasn't bathed with me since my breasts started to grow, and my mother also said that girls can't bathe with their father when they grow up."

"Uncle Andy and Aunt Aisha lied to you, and Aunt CC and Aunt Lacus lied to me the same way." Minerva sneered, "I clearly heard Sister Anqi call Uncle Eddie, they haven't bathed together yet. It's all grown-ups' excuses, just like Aunt Harman used to watch out for Aunt Nanayi all day long."

"Is it a lie to me?" Pru widened her eyes in surprise, "Then should I tell my parents?"

"No." Minerva put a finger on Pru's forehead, in the tone of a big sister, "Didn't you say, don't tell Aunt Elsa and Uncle Andy when we talk privately, It's our secret."

"Pru and Audrey's secret, I understand." Another nodded honestly, "Pru Pru Pru."

"You're so nice, don't think about anything..." Minerva sighed speechlessly when she saw her heartless look, "Dad started asking me about Uncle Ed and Aunts again, and asked me to steal Looking at Aunt Lux's computer, it looks like he's going to do bad things. He's already done so many bad things, why doesn't he stop? Crimes against humanity..."

"What is a crime against humanity, Audrey?" Pru asked. "Revolting against... humanity?"

"It is a terrible thing to oppose human beings. Many people on earth almost died because of him, and were finally rescued by Uncle Ed." Minerva was lying on the table melancholy. He's a bastard, but Dad says he's right. Uncle Ed says Dad loves me, but Dad tells me to guard Uncle Ed."

"Uncle Ed is a good guy!" Pru said seriously, "Pru just knows!"

"I also know that Uncle Ed is a good guy, but he's my dad, Pru." Minerva twirled a spoon in the empty ice cream cup, "My dad told me yesterday that I'll be fine when I graduate from elementary school. I'm back on Earth. Although I don't want to go to Earth at all, his tone is... very strange. I have a bad feeling that Uncle Ed is going to be in danger."

"Then what should I do?" Pru tilted her head, "Pru likes Uncle Ed."

"Yeah, so what should I do? I like Uncle Ed too." Minerva buried her face in her arms and said after a long silence, "Pru, remember what I told you, you can The story of the master eating with three apprentices on an adventure?"

"Remember! Pru likes monkeys the most!" Pru was stunned for a moment, "Huh? Are you talking about Uncle Ed?"

"All the monsters in the story want to eat the master, because if you eat the master, you can live forever. One day I asked Uncle Ed, what if a monster wanted to eat me, Uncle Ed said he would protect me." Miner Wa ignored her and said to herself, "I asked again, what if other human beings want to eat me, for example, if everyone gets sick, they can only be cured by eating Minerva, otherwise they will all die like this ."

"Uncle Ed is amazing!" Pru said proudly, "Uncle Ed will heal everyone!"

"I asked, what if it can't be cured?" Minerva looked up at the little friend, "Uncle Ed said, let everyone die, no one is more important than my little princess."

"Wow~!" Pru's eyes were full of little stars, "Audrey, Pru has decided, I'm a fan of Uncle Ed from today!"

"That's what you said last time, Pru." Minerva said "cut" speechlessly, "I was very happy to hear Uncle Ed's answer, so I asked Dad the same question, guess what he said. ?"

"What did you say?"

"Dad said it's impossible for my daughter to ask such a boring question, has Uncle Ed instilled some unhealthy content on me again." Minerva showed a sad expression, "Pru, I think Dad may... I don't like me as much as he said."

Pru didn't know how to answer this time, so she could only sit to the side in a twisted manner, the facial features on her small face tangled together.

"Dad thought I was young and didn't understand this. In fact, I understand that he is forcing me to make a choice. If I choose Dad, I will never be able to be with Uncle Ed again." Minerva closed her eyes and took a deep breath. , slowly opened his eyes, Shui Lingling's big eyes were full of determination, "Puru, look at the door, Aunt Aisha and Uncle Andy will use the NT ability to call the police when they come."

"Pru Pru?" Pru patted his hair blankly. Although he didn't know why, he still stood up and walked towards the door.

Minerva trotted to catch up with Pru, hugged her only friend gently, and whispered, "Thank you."

Pru replied in confusion, "No thanks?"

Minerva Pata Pata trotted to the corner of the room facing the door, took out her mobile phone and flipped through the phone book, still chanting words: "... Sister An Qi is not reliable... Classmates, classmates, classmates... Aunt CC can't believe it. ... classmates and classmates... Aunt Lux can't believe it... classmates and classmates... Taoxiang is a maid... classmates and classmates... Tsk, why are there so many classmates, do you want to delete some?"

After carefully sifting through the entire address book, Minerva finally found the only person she could turn to for help, pressing the call button tremblingly. After a while, a nice voice sounded from the other end: "Audrey? Is that you?"

"It's me," Minerva whispered. "Please help me, Sister Nanali."