"Awake?" Ed opened his eyes as he looked at the beautiful blonde girl, "Hello, after the mecha you were driving crashed, I rescued you, and in exchange, I wanted to get some information from you. , I hope we can talk in peace."
"Hey? Who are you? Where is this?" The blond girl found that her hands were tied separately, she struggled for a while but couldn't move, and kicked her legs angrily, "Let me go immediately! You call this a calm mind. Let's talk?!"
"Don't worry, we'll solve it one problem at a time." Ed sat neatly on the flat wooden stake, "First of all, my name is Adrian Lingus, you may have seen me in the news media. Your name is what?"
"Ha? I haven't heard of it, is it a celebrity? And why should I tell you what my name is?" The blonde girl continued to struggle restlessly, trying to untie the rope, "Don't say this, let me go! Did you do anything to me?"
"Refuse to answer? Let's call you Friday." Ed looked at her sincerely, "As for why you should be tied up, that's because the first is that it is very dangerous to carry a gun on you, and of course it is now confiscated by me, and the second is The muscles in your arms and thighs can kill a cow with one punch. I tied you up for my own safety, and I'll let you go as soon as I'm sure you're not hostile. And I chose one to be tied up When I get up, a comfortable posture is used to show my sincerity."
"Big, big, thighs...!" The blond girl blushed with shame, glared at him viciously, and started tossing around again with excitement, "Pervert! And you said you didn't do anything! And what is Friday? You are Friday. Your whole family is Friday!"
"However, I'm also your savior. Your attitude is very problematic. Besides, didn't you realize that your clothes are complete? Don't blame a good person." Ed shook speechlessly when he saw the blond girl kicking her legs. Shaking his head, "And your... driving suit? Why is it designed so erotically? Where are you from?"
"Lust, luster, pornography...!" The blond girl instantly shrank her body into a ball and stopped moving, as if she was afraid of going out, but her eyes were still extremely fierce, "Beast!"
"You've been yelling and refusing to communicate from the beginning. It seems that you can't communicate well. You calm down first, and we'll talk after calm down." Ed got up and left, leaving the blonde girl tied in place. "I'll come back to you in an hour."
"Stop for me!" the blond girl yelled, "Let go of me! It's dangerous to be tied here!"
He ignored the blond girl and left her field of vision without looking back. The girl was actually tied up not far from him. He sat down and listened to the voice over there. The girl chirped for a while before the movement disappeared.
"Ed, this woman is inexplicable." Alice's image appeared on the screen of the mobile phone. "It's brutal and violent. It's completely incomparable with Miss CC and Miss Lacus. It doesn't seem like she can communicate with her."
"That's right, I've never seen anything like this before." He casually agreed, "I found myself tied up. In this case, calm down and seek communication is the only solution. What's wrong with her attitude? Stella, no, Stella is also much cuter than her, she is blind with such a beautiful face."
"Mmmm!" Alice smiled like a flower. "Ed, you're right! I firmly support you!"
So he idly chatted with Alice, and after about an hour, when he returned, the blond girl had completely quieted down. When she wasn't making a fuss, she was still very attractive, but it was a pity that it was all ruined when she opened her mouth.
"Hello, Miss Friday." He took the seat opposite the girl, "Can we chat? You see I have no ill intentions towards you, I just want to get some information."
"I'm sorry, I was rude before." The blond girl suddenly bowed her head gracefully and apologized, "This attitude towards the savior is really rude, please forgive me for being savage because of my panic. This is very uncomfortable, may I ask Can you untie me? I promise I won't be rude to you again."
Her transformation surprised Ed. Although she was tied up, her speech and demeanor were all highly educated, similar to what Ed had seen in Lux. So you're a high-society person? Well, at least literate people are easier to communicate with.
Considering that she might be acting, Ed cut the cord from one of her hands first. At the moment when the girl could move, she quickly grabbed the knife and cut off the rope in the other hand, and then cut Ed's hands behind her back. The whole process took less than two seconds.
Ed only felt a flash in front of his eyes, and then he was subdued, and he could only make a shameful voice of "Oh, I wipe it, it hurts!".
"Tie me up, you beast!" The blond girl twisted his arm a few times to let out her anger.
"But I didn't do anything, did I? I don't know how to save you. You are revenge for your kindness." Ed grinned in pain.
The girl hesitated for a while, pushed him aside, and said in a fierce tone: "You don't need to meddle in your own business, I can live well by myself! And I'm not called Friday!"
After saying that, he turned his head and ran away.
"So what's going on with this man? It's just inexplicable that his hair explodes when he touches it." Ed rubbed his joints and looked at Alice in dismay.
"Ed, this woman is too dangerous!" Alice's voice was terrifying, "Just kill her, leave it to me, it will be solved with a VSBR, it won't make her feel pain."
"VSBR is too much." He just thought Alice was joking, "Let's observe first."
Next, Ed followed the blond girl from a distance. The girl found her mecha first and rummaged through the cockpit.
"She has no water, food, tools in her own cockpit." Ed watched her useless work. "Don't she know it herself?"
"It means that she has neither IQ nor memory." Alice analyzed, "There is no need to inherit the genes of this vase character."
The girl who found nothing next went into the forest and started looking for water and food. It was obvious that she had no experience of survival in the wild, and was running around like a headless fly, and someone had harvested everything that seemed to be edible nearby, and all that was left were plants of unknown origin. Got nothing.
According to Ed's conjecture, she should have never touched a grain of rice or a drop of water since the morning's sortie, plus the high-intensity battle with unicorns during the day consumed a lot of energy and water. After a while, the girl began to walk unsteadily and her hands trembled a little, most likely due to dehydration and low blood sugar. Desperate, she found a random place in the forest to sit down, staring blankly at the sky, mumbling something she couldn't hear.
"'You don't need to meddle in your own business, I can live well by myself', didn't you say it yourself?" Ed walked up to her and squatted down, "Look, you can't live alone. Too weak to find food and water, because without food and water you will be weaker, and the vicious circle follows."
"What are you doing here to see me joking?" The blond girl looked at him stubbornly, "I can live well by myself without your help, nosy."
"I admire you for being so weak and stubborn." Ed couldn't help laughing, "Then let's wait and see."
The next day, the girl turned around like a fly without her head. Not to mention food, she couldn't even find a water source. Instead, she encountered a few small animals, but the small animals ran so fast that they could only consume more of her physical strength. To his surprise, until the sun went down again, the girl, already pale and weak, still refused to ask him for help.
"Friday, do you need water?" Ed surrendered first. "You're dehydrated, I won't laugh at you."
"Don't meddle in your own business, I can live well by myself." The girl said weakly, "And I'm not called Friday."
"Well, I can only wait for you to hang up. It's rare to have a good face and a good figure. I haven't seen a woman for a year. After I hang up, I can have a haircut while it's hot."
"You, you...!" The girl who was exhausted all of a sudden got her energy from nowhere, "Irrational, perverted, maddened, and inferior to beasts!"
Ed looked at her with a smile.
The girl let out a breath and sat back weakly: "Please give me water and food."
"It would have been better if I said no earlier." He took out a bottle of nutritional supplements and handed it to the girl like a juggler, "I'm too hungry to eat suddenly, drink this, add water, sugar, multivitamins and trace elements, Anaheim brand nutritional supplements have good taste and sufficient weight, and the big manufacturers are trustworthy.”
"Miscellaneous brands, I've never heard of it." The girl took the bottle and gulped it greedily.
"Humans are social creatures, they can't live alone." Ed looked at the girl's haggard appearance with some pity, "I don't know what you've been through, at least I can't be strong enough to live alone. Yes. Not to mention, if a satellite hits your head, you can't push it back alone, right?"
"You're full of clichés at a young age, and what the hell is a satellite pusher." The blond girl drank a bottle of nutritional supplements in one breath and lowered her hands to look at him, "Also, I'm not human, it's Norma."
"What is Norma?"
"… what?"
after an hour.
"You said so much, let's sort out this strange worldview." Ed and the girl sat opposite each other, "Miss Friday, first of all you are—"
"Angie." The girl interrupted him, "I have a name. My name is Anqi, not Friday."
"Okay, Miss Friday, first of all you are the princess of Beibang."
"Misirqi." An Qi interrupted him again, "It's not Beibang."
"Your country's hereditary system, the people's sense of happiness is extremely strong, and the national network, you don't even know how many countries in the world are there?"
"… Hmm." An Qi nodded awkwardly.
"That's right, first of all you are the princess of Beibang." Ed continued, "Everyone in your country has a super power called 'mana light', which can communicate over long distances and create a special Barrier, said to be the final form at the end of biological evolution?"
"That's right."
"NT induction plus AT position, it is reasonable to say that it is the final form of evolution, I really want to take a person to take a look." Ed said to himself, "Let's continue, and then you are found to have no superpowers, that is' Norma', so sent to this place to kill dragons with other Norma who don't have superpowers?"
"That's it."
"The whole world has been occupied by Norma, and Miserki is the last place where the light of Mana shines. Therefore, the Federation Norma, Lunar Norma and Satellite Norma sent dragons to crusade Misrch." Ed pointed out Pointing to himself, "I am what you call Lunar Norma."
"Sure enough, it is a violent and disorderly creature." An Qi nodded if she understood, "Otherwise, it would be impossible to do such a terrible thing to a lady."
"The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor is it that I stand in front of you and you don't know that I love you, but Miss Friday and Lady."
"Huh? You, you love—" Then the blushing An Qi suddenly reacted, pointing at him and shouting, "What do you mean?!"
"From a historical point of view, it's hard to deny that humans are violent and disorderly creatures." Ed completely ignored her, "But it's nothing to force people to die just because they don't have superpowers. Kind of behavior, right? Do you all believe in this?"
An Qi's attention was successfully diverted, and she lowered her head and did not speak.
"It seems that the price of getting superpowers is part of your IQ, but why did you pay the price even if you didn't have superpowers?" Ed made a puzzled look, and An Qi was furious, "The Para-mail you are driving (PM) is the only robot you've ever seen?"
"And the big white robot during the day, there is no more." An Qi said without thinking, "The thing suddenly attacked us on the way back from the mission, I led the other party to this vicinity, and you all know the rest. ."
"So you sacrificed yourself to save your teammates?" Ed looked at her in surprise. "Just now, you obviously hated your teammates, uh, Tsundere?"
"certainly not!"
"A country without MS, and you haven't seen the Hambra I've seen." Ed ignored her and silently wrote this down, "Anyway, believe it or not, I've never seen a dragon in my life. I've never heard of dragons, things like dragons are definitely not sent by us."
"Whatever you say, it's a fact that we're hunting dragons."
"Forget it, I won't discuss this, I'll know when I see the dragon. Then I'll tell you about you." Eddard said earnestly, "Your current state of mind is the result of being forced to admit the huge gap between psychology and reality. Self-loathing, occasionally accompanied by slight self-defeating behavior, and disgusting teammates are all corresponding clinical manifestations, and seeing your spirit, you should be slowing down quickly."
"Don't meddle in your business!" An Qi looked at him as if she was blown away, and calmed down after a while, "Well, you're right, this one is right. I shouldn't be yelling at you. Call, you said this is also for my good."
"It's not for your own good." Ed corrected sincerely, "So don't care, Friday, please continue to fry, that's my purpose."
"You!" An Qi raised her right hand, raised her breath, struggled for a while, and then put it down, "I always feel tired talking to you."
"It seems that your energy is exhausted today, so let's continue the discussion tomorrow." Ed pointed to the bed beside him, "You can sleep here at night, there are special alerts nearby, it is safe, I will go elsewhere place to sleep."
"Then, where are you going?" An Qi twitched for a while.
"It's not far away, you don't have to be afraid of anyone or me."
"I'm neither afraid of anyone nor you! You, a big man, staring at me at night, I feel very insecure!" An Qi then sighed, "I'm so tired, I'm really tired talking to you."
"That's it anyway." Ed waved at her. "Good night, Friday."
"Angie! It's not Friday!"
Ed ignored her and returned to Heathersley's cockpit alone. Alice would be on guard at night.
"Alice, look at my delicate operation." He said to Alice proudly, "I saved a girl who gave up on herself, got the information she needed, and at the same time pulled out all kinds of flags invisibly."
"Your understanding of flag-pulling is not the same as mine." Alice hesitated, "and Eddie, you seem very happy?"
"Is there?" He touched his cheek, "Maybe, I haven't fought with anyone in about 20 or 30 years, I just miss it a bit."