Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 151: Embarrassing thing

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Jin Lingrui ordered people to clean up the warehouse, lay a layer of transparent plastic paper on the ground, pour the rice on it, and then take the bag and the empty cart to weigh it to ensure that the net weight of the rice reaches 3 million kilograms. The masters were speechless.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the slaves in Sancheng District completed their tasks and happily boarded the big truck to leave the City of Pleasure. Everyone was laughing and discussing how Boss Lu was eating turtles.

When Boss Lu fell to the ground, I stomped hard on his eyes. At that time, I really hated that there were no long nails on the soles of my shoes to blind his eyes.

"Haha, so did I. At that time, I deliberately pressed hard on his face, which was really relieved."

"Seeing how shriveled he was when he saw us accomplish our mission just now makes me happy to have a good year."

"We want to have a good New Year, or else after the New Year, Boss Lu will come to trouble us again, from three million catties of grain to five million catties."

After they left, Boss Lu really started to try to groom them again, but it was Chinese New Year time, and Jin Lingrui and the others completed the tasks assigned by the masters. It's not good to find the masters to toss Jin Lingrui and the others, so we can only wait until the New Year.

Boss Lu returned to Xicheng District with his injuries.

Hidden in the dark and peeking, the elder sister saw that Boss Lu came back with a gray face and a gray face, and knew that Jin Lingrui and the others had completed the task. She quickly went back to the room where they lived and told Yuling what she had just seen.

Yuling sneered: "I said at the time that each of the three urban areas should pay 3 million catties of grain, but they would never be able to provide it. Now that I have been busy, I am also looking forward to a game in vain. As long as there is a vegetable field in the three urban areas, We can't sell our food for one day, damn, Lu Zhikun, this idiot, is not reliable at all, we will leave here after the New Year."

Xiao Yubone asked, "Can we go out of the city?"

"Yes, the day after I caused Boss Lu to apply medicine and itchy all over, I secretly applied to Fang to leave the city. The time limit was to use it within one year. An excuse to leave secretly here."

Sister Jing asked: "Where can we go? I heard that other cities have also made a planting formation. It's not easy for us to go anywhere, and we will easily be caught by the master of Gongcheng."

"We hid in the Fallen Forest for a while, and it's not easy for the masters to catch us."

Sister Jing nodded in agreement.

Azi asked them, "Today is New Year's Eve, do you want to pick up Lao Liu for Chinese New Year?"

Yu Ling and Xiao Yuzhu suddenly lowered their faces: "Why do you pick him up? If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be so stiff with Boss Lu, and we wouldn't have to leave Gongcheng and hide in other places because of him. ."

Azi: "… "

Sister Jing said, "It's better to pick up Lao Liu for the Chinese New Year. Maybe he will be needed in the future."

Yuling thought for a while: "You're right, Azi, you go pick him up for the New Year."

Azi nodded and left the dormitory with the car key.

The Xicheng District is deserted, and it doesn't look like the Chinese New Year at all. Compared to here, the City of Pleasure is very lively. Every household puts up couplets and hangs up Chinese New Year decorations.

Bao Ye and Zisang Yanruo disguised as high-level slaves and mixed in with Jin Lingrui and the others, making sure they successfully completed the mission, followed them out of the City of Pleasure, and quietly used teleportation to return to the villa.

"Big brother, big brother, we're back." Zisang Yanruo happily ran to the hall and hugged Zisangyanjing's neck sitting on the big sofa.

Zisang Yanjing smiled lightly: "Have you had a good time?"

"Happy." Zisang Yanruo rubbed his neck: "I'll go take a shower, and I'll come down to eat later."

Dong Lingce, who was about to write the couplet, looked up at Bao Ye, who came in from behind, and couldn't help but smile: "Come here."

Baoye teleported directly to Donglingce's side.

"Did you miss me?" asked Sang Yanruo, a student of Dongling Ce.

"I have video chats every day, what's there to think about." Bao Ye said that he didn't want to, but from the time he entered the door to now, his eyes have never taken his eyes off Dong Lingce's face, and there is still an uncontrollable happiness in his heart. I never knew that I would think so much about this mental illness that loves to eat and wake up and toss people.

Leng Zhuo, who was standing aside to grind ink, saw Bao Ye staring at his master with bright eyes, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, knowing that Bao Ye had also fallen.

Dong Lingce lowered his face and put down his pen unhappily: "Why did you say that you would miss Zi Sang Yanruo when you didn't see her for a while, but you didn't miss me when you didn't see me for a while."

Bao Ye: …

He wanted to say what he missed, but when the words came to his lips, there would be a sense of shyness for him to say it.

Leng Zhuo saw his thoughts, and said to his master: "Master, in fact, Madam misses you, he just can't say it."

Dong Lingce replied, "He clearly said he didn't want me."

"You look at him with joy in your eyes, and his eyes are bright. This is an expression of liking a person, and since he entered the hall and saw you, he has never looked away, his eyes are full of you, just He doesn't know or find out that this is what you like, so don't push too hard for the time being, it will backfire."

Tang Lingce listened to Leng Zhuo's words, and it was true. Bao Ye's eyes were all about himself. Suddenly, his unhappiness was replaced by joy, and he said to Bao Ye, "Come here to polish the ink for me, and I will write couplets. "

"Okay." Baoye happily took over Leng Zhuo's job and carefully polished the ink for Dongling.

The corners of Donglingce's mouth twitched, the brush was dipped in ink, and with a wave of the pen, the majestic pair of Spring Festival couplets was completed in one go.

Bao Ye praised in amazement: "Your handwriting is so beautiful, as expected of an ancient god, how about I go and glue them up and stick them on the gate of the villa? Or the entrance of the hall

Stick it to the gate of the villa, and it can be used to control the house. "

Bao Ye was surprised: "Is this still a house?"

"When I was writing, I added supernatural power in, and for those who wanted to push hard, I would bounce people out."

"Master is amazing, and writing a couplet is different from others."

Bao Ye posted the Spring Festival couplets, went back to the room to take a shower, changed into new clothes and went downstairs to have dinner with Da. Tonight's food was very rich and rich, and everyone was chatting and laughing while watching TV dinner.

When Bao Ye had almost eaten, he smiled and said, "Everyone said one of their own embarrassing things, and let others have a good time to welcome the new year."

"An embarrassing thing?" Dong Lingce thought for a while: "I have no embarrassment."

"Who said that there is no embarrassment for the master." Leng Zhuo smiled and said, "I remember that there were many fairies who liked the master before, and then a fairy took a love letter to the master. In addition to writing a love poem, it also wrote an invitation to meet the master. In the place, the master who likes to fight is regarded as a battle post. As soon as he goes to the meeting place, he fights with the fairy, not only hurting people, but also saying that the other party is not capable of his own strength, and his divine power is not as good as that of the wild boar demon, and he still wants to fight him Fighting, let the fairy practice another 50,000 years to find...

"Hahaha..." Bao Ye and Zisang Yanruo laughed bluntly: "That fairy is so pitiful."

Dongling Policy:…

"No, no fairy has dared to tell him anything since then."

When Dong Lingce was exposed to the embarrassment, Leng Zhuo, who retorted angrily, said, "You're not embarrassed? I don't know who raised his feet like a beast when he first became a human...

Leng Zhuo quickly picked up the wine glass and handed it to Dong Lingce's mouth: "Master, I was wrong, you scratch me, don't say such a shameful thing."

"Haha." Bao Ye smiled and said, "I don't need to say more, I know what's going on."

Zisang Yanruo looked puzzled: "What's going on? How about when you're still like a beast?"

Sang Yanjing smiled and said nothing.

Bao Ye asked Zi Sang Yanruo, "Have you seen how a puppy urinates?"

Zisang Yanruo nodded: "I have seen it."

"After Leng Zhuo turned into a human, he even raised his legs to pee like a puppy, haha."

Zisang Yanruo was stunned for a while, thinking of Leng Zhuo's naked body and raising his feet to pee, his face was red and he was particularly amused: "Leng Zhuo, is it true?"

Zisang Yanjing coughed lightly: "Don't teach my sister-in-law bad."

Leng Zhuo held his forehead: "Miss Zisang, I was still young at that time, and I became a human figure, just a four- or five-year-old child, don't think about it."

Bao Ye laughed even more when he heard it.

Leng Zhuo glared at Bao Ye: "You have nothing to be embarrassed about?"

"Yes... Bao Ye smiled for a while. His embarrassing things happened 30 years later. Should he say it? I don't know if Tiandao can let him say it.

The most depressing thing is that the ugly slave didn't have any embarrassing things when he was a child. When he grew up, he didn't have any embarrassing things to say except doing bad things. Alas, this is really a pit dug by himself to jump into.

Dong Lingce snorted coldly, "You're embarrassing that you failed to take off another man's pants in the middle of the night."

"Master..." Bao Ye held his forehead, he felt that this matter could make Dongling Ce remember for a lifetime, he finally knew why Dong Ling Ce rejected Jiang Yu so much: "Skip, skip, Mr. Zisang has to talk about the embarrassing thing, I'm curious as to what would be embarrassing for the always serious Mr. Zisang."

Zisang Yanjing thought for a while: "I don't think so."

"No way, haven't you done a single embarrassing thing since you were a child?"

Zisang Yanruo said: "Speaking of which, I have never seen the eldest brother do anything embarrassing. The family is strict with the eldest brother, and nothing can go wrong. I have seen the eldest brother make mistakes since I was a child."

Bao Ye sighed, "Mr. Zisang's life is too boring."

Zisang Yanjing nodded in agreement: "My friends around me also say that my life is too rigid and my speech is too serious and serious, giving people a feeling of being difficult to get close to."

"Whoever said that, I think eldest brother is very good." Zisang Yanruo hugged his arm.

Baoye said: "It's good to be serious about yourself, but it's not good to live a boring life. Sometimes you should change your lifestyle to find the beauty and fun of life."

He took out a small gift box and put it in front of Zisang Yanjing: "Mr. Zisang, this is a New Year's gift from me. I wish you a happy New Year and all your wishes come true."