Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 189: narcissism

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Shidi floated up, turned around the edge of the altar, looked at the runes and patterns carved on the edge of the altar, and said in surprise, "From the point of view of the font, it really seems to be from my handwriting, and then from the runes and patterns. Look, it should be a positioning traversal formation, which can attract me here, oh, it turns out that I am such a genius."

Bao Ye: "… "

narcissism.

"Come on, let's go out for a walk." Shi Difei flew to the exit: "You said this is my cemetery? Then am I dead?"

Bao Ye answered honestly, "I don't know. I haven't been to the main tomb yet. I don't know if you are dead or not."

"I'm so powerful, I can't possibly die."

"But my master said that the gods of the ancient times disappeared one by one. If you hadn't sealed him, he would have disappeared from this world."

"Disappear? Will the gods really disappear?" Shidi asked, "Where is Xiaodongling? Where is it? I want to see him."

"We were separated in this cemetery just now, and I don't know where he is now."

Shi Di sighed.

Baoye thought that something had happened to Donglingce, and hurriedly asked, "What have you figured out?"

Shi Di looked up ninety degrees: "I want to sigh again that I am really powerful, and I can actually set a position that blocks myself from divination for others."

Bao Ye: …

He found that this man was even less pumped than Tangling Ce.

Shi Di quickly tore off a piece of hair from Bao Ye's head, and then his hair was dyed: "Quickly tell me your birthday, I want to find Xiao Dongling through you."

Seeing that his hair was about to burn out, Baoye reported his birth date without even thinking: "It should be June 4, 1993, born at five in the morning."

Shi Di glanced at him: "You are so stupid, I want you to report your birthday, so you can report your birthday, and you are not afraid that I will hurt you."

Bao Ye rolled his eyes: "It's not easy for you to kill me. You can do it with one hand, so why waste time asking about the birth date?"

"It makes sense." Shi Di calculated again.

Bao Ye asked: "Isn't the divine power of the ancient gods very powerful? You should be able to calculate the birth date of the other person by seeing their face."

"Not everyone can do it, you can't, it should be because you and Xiao Dongling are masters and servants..." Shi Di suddenly stopped calculating, turned his head, and looked at Bao Ye with a strange face.

"What's the matter?" Bao Ye was horrified by him.

"Wait, I'll do the math." Shi Di calculated again.

This time, he was very serious, and made a simple small-shaped array of divinations with handprints. After five minutes, he finally stopped: "I have done nine hundred and ninety-nine calculations just now, and the results are all Yes... He raised his head again and sighed.

Bao Ye also raised his head with him and sighed: "You are so amazing, you can calculate 33.33 results in one second on average."

Shi Di turned his head: "How do you know what I'm going to say?"

Bao Ye gave him an angry look.

Shi Di flew to his side, put his hand on his shoulder, and smiled meaningfully: "As expected of me."

"Can you still be a little more narcissistic?" Who would always praise themselves for being awesome: "Do you know how to write modesty?"

"Humility is for people who are not confident."

Bao Ye: "… "

Shi Di and him were like brothers, hugging him tightly: "Bao Ye, you are too dishonest."

"Why am I being dishonest?"

"You and Xiaodongling are not just masters and servants, right?"

Bao Ye glanced at him: "What did you calculate just now?"

"There are so many things to calculate." Shi Di raised his chin: "I finally know why you look weird."

"why?"

"You'll know the answer later. Now you accompany me to visit my cemetery. Maybe I'm the first person in the world to visit my own grave. What do you think I should burn for myself?"

"Did you have a broken place during your lifetime? If not, burn yourself a beautiful woman."

"I like men."

"Then burn yourself a handsome guy."

"I'll burn you to myself later."

Bao Ye: …

The two quarreled and walked out of the hall where the altar was placed unknowingly.

Outside the hall, there are three passages, one leads to Shengmen, one leads to Huangquan, and the other leads to the main tomb.

Bao Ye looked at the road signs on the three intersections and walked directly to the main tomb.

Shi Di followed him and beside him: "Why don't you think about it? You are not afraid that there are monsters inside that will kill you."

"Before I die, I will leave a blood book, telling Xiao Dongling that Emperor Shi who came through time and space killed me."

"You will lose my friend like this."

"If you are a friend, help me find your graveyard quickly."

"Okay, for the sake of me wanting to see my own body, I'll help you once." Shi Di pointed forward: "I saw the arrow in front of me, and the head is about one meter in size. Those who can't see are blind."

Bao Ye wondered: "How come there is such a big arrow? You just made it?"

"No, it's the one who built the cemetery, I really think it's your friend who will show you the way. Others can't see it, only you can see it."

Bao Ye hooked his lips: "So you treat me as a friend."

"We will be closer than friends." Shi Di took him to the direction of the arrow.

Along the way, Bao Ye didn't see anyone: "Where is the person? Why is there no one? Where are the others trapped? By the way, did you calculate where A Ce is?"

"He's running around looking for you." Shi Di smiled: "He's worried about you, it means he really likes you, I'm really happy."

"What are you happy about?"

"I'm glad he likes you."

"Aren't you happy that he likes other people?"

"right."

Bao Ye laughed: "It seems that I made you very satisfied."

"I'm very satisfied." Shidi handed the tablet in front of him: "How do you play this?"

Bao Ye taught him to play a small game.

Shi Di was quick to get started.

Bao Ye followed the arrow and turned in one direction to see many rooms filled with various materials and magic tools: "You are really amazing, you have collected so many materials that have disappeared in this world."

Shidi said while playing the game, "You can't do it if you don't collect it."

"why?"

"It's for you."

Bao Ye looked at him in surprise: "For me?"

"Well. You put all these things in the space."

"Is this okay?" Although Bao Ye also wanted to get some materials, he always felt embarrassed in front of the master.

"It's for you, it's for you, keep it all away, don't give it to others." Shidi directly stuffed everything in the room into the space ring that Donglingce gave to Baoye.

Bao Ye touched the ring.

Shidi turned off the tablet: "For the sake of what I gave you, let me ask a question."

"what is the problem?"

"How much do you think Xiao Dongling likes you?"

"Why do you ask this all of a sudden?"

Shi Di rolled his eyes: "I just want to know."

"You'll know when you see him."

"I may not be able to see him, so tell me quickly, is the mother-in-law still a man?"

Bao Ye said speechlessly, "Shouldn't you ask him to be clearer about this?"

"You can't answer my question because you can't feel how much he likes you?"

"Of course not. In my opinion, he likes me, but to ask him how much he likes me, I can only say that he doesn't like me deeply enough."

"What do you think is deep? Love to the death?"

"It's not that exaggerated." Bao Ye thought for a while and said, "Maybe it's because I don't like him enough to have a deep enough feeling."

"I don't like him enough..." Shi Di smiled: "Why don't you say that you like him so much that he doesn't like him deeply enough, and you always want him more."

Bao Ye: "… "

This really makes sense.

Bao Ye smiled at Shidi: "You know love so well, do you have someone you like?"

Shidi generously admitted: "Yes."

Bao Ye hooked his neck: "Who is the other party? What does he look like? Let me see if he is handsome?"

"If you want to know, look for him in my coffin. To the extent that I like him, I will definitely keep his portrait by my side."

Bao Ye raised his eyebrows: "Only portraits? I thought you would be buried together."

"He doesn't like me."

"No, you look so good-looking, how could he not like you? Or he likes women and he likes men too."

"That's because he already loves something else, so he doesn't like you."

Shi Di stared at him for a few seconds: "It doesn't count as another love."

"What's the meaning?"

"I think it might be because I play tricks on him so often that I don't like me."

Tang Lingce used to play tricks on me every day. He made me eat in a thatched hut and flew me like a kite. In the end, I still didn't like him.

"Well, so Xiao Dongling also likes you who was teased by him."

Seeing Shidi's loss, Baoye patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Don't be sad, you are so powerful and good-looking, if the other party doesn't like you, it's his loss."

"Yes." Shi Di raised a smile: "Don't say this, take everything into your space before the others come."

Bao Ye clutched his chest and said, "Don't leave them at all, it will make me feel cruel."

Shi Di smiled and asked, "Then you want to save some to give them."

"footprint."

Bao Ye whispered a few words in Shidi's ear.

Shi Di laughed: "You're really bad, you deserve it...

Having said that, he stopped.

Suddenly, Bao Ye felt a pain in his face, and he hurriedly touched his aching face: "It's just a little bit of damage, it won't make me grow sarcoma again, right?"

Shi Di raised his eyebrows: "Your face is swollen."

"Just swollen?"

Shi Di nodded.

Bao Ye breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Shi Di sighed.

Bao Ye heard him sigh: "You don't want to praise yourself again, do you?"

Shi Di laughed: "No, no, let's go, we're going to the main tomb."

"Um."