Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 192: You scared me

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"Shi Di?" Bao Ye quickly swept around the main tomb: "Ace, I heard Shi Di send me a voice transmission."

Dong Lingce also followed him to find: "Where is he?"

If he hadn't seen Bao Ye killing people as soon as he came in, he wouldn't have been in a hurry and didn't realize that he had fallen into an illusion. It wasn't until the golden monster smashed his ancient magic weapon that he realized that he might have been there. In the illusion, otherwise the golden monsters summoned by spells and runes will not smash his ancient artifacts.

Bao Ye didn't see any other figures: "I don't know, Shidi, where are you, Ah Ce is here, won't you come out and meet him?"

Dong Lingce snorted coldly, "Maybe I don't have the face to come out to see me."

"Why don't I have the face to come out to see you?" Shidi appeared in front of Baoye and the others, and smiled at Dongling Ce: "Do you think I should tell you that I haven't seen you for a long time? Or should we say that we only have five hours? No, do you miss me?"

"I haven't seen you for five hours?" Dong Lingce frowned: "When did you come back from time travel?"

"I was when you crossed over from Fairy Fengtian's dance banquet and then went to retreat. I didn't expect to travel to an incredible place."

Shi Di looked up at the carvings on the ceiling: "Seeing my own tomb is really complicated. By the way, what are you doing in my cemetery? Are you here to rape corpses?"

Bao Ye's eyes twitched, did he remember that Tang Lingce scolded him just now

Dong Lingce said with a dark face: "I don't believe you don't know what the purpose of my visit to your cemetery is."

Shi Di grinned: "I came here from time to time, how do I know what you want to do? Just talk about it, maybe I can help you solve it."

Donglingce stared at him coldly.

"It's fine if you don't say it." Shi Di turned back the tablet in his hand: "I'm going back, Bao Ye, I'll take this back to play with."

Bao Ye was surprised: "Are you going back so soon?"

"After coming here, I found that I have a lot of things to do, and I have to rush back to prepare."

Donglingce knew that when Emperor Shi hurried back, he had to prepare to prevent the disappearance of the gods, so he immediately pulled Emperor Shi to the side and said, "You can omit the matter of sealing a certain part of my body."

After knowing that he liked Baoye, he began to feel fortunate that Shidi sealed him, otherwise he would not have met Baoye.

Shi Di blinked at him: "What did you say? I don't understand."

"Don't play stupid to me."

Shi Di put his fist on his mouth and chuckled: "This matter can't be omitted. In this flowery world, I'm afraid you will find someone else to cultivate."

Dong Lingce squinted his eyes: "It's none of your business for me to find someone else for double cultivation, right?"

"You're wrong, if you mess around with me, it will have a big relationship with me, because... Shidi took a step forward and whispered a few words in his ear.

Dong Lingce was shocked, and stood there in a daze.

Shi Di was very satisfied with his expression, and then walked in front of Bao Ye.

Bao Ye asked, "What did you tell him? How could he be stupid?"

"It doesn't matter what you say, as long as you know that he was sealed with a penis by me in the future, no matter how big the desire is, he will not be able to become a virgin, so he is still a virgin, I am good to you, I will leave his first time. You, by the way, as long as you open the lid of the coffin, it can be unsealed, I wish you a good night of pounding." Shi Di waved to Bao Ye: "I'm leaving."

A big whirlpool appeared behind him, then turned around and walked in, leaving behind Bao Ye and Dong Ling Ce in a daze, disappearing into the cemetery.

I don't know how long it took, Bao Ye finally came back to his senses: "Hahahaha one"

Dongling Ce: "..."

"No wonder you-" Could it be that his little brother doesn't respond every day, it turned out to be the little brother who was sealed by Shidi, haha, Shidi is too bad.

"Shut up." Donglingce became angry.

"Okay, I won't say it, I won't say it, haha." Bao Ye felt that he could laugh at this matter for a lifetime.

Dong Lingce looked at him with a complicated look.

Bao Ye put away his smile and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

"Do you know what Shidi told me just now?"

"How could I possibly know, what did he do to you that shocked you so much?"

Dongling Ce hesitated.

Bao Ye saw that he was particularly troubled and depressed, and asked with concern, "What did he say? Could it be that you will disappear too?"

As soon as he thought of this possibility, his face suddenly turned pale.

"Don't worry." Dong Lingce quickly reassured him: "I won't disappear."

Bao Ye breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared me."

"I just need some time to digest what he said." Dong Lingce stretched out his hand: "Come here."

Bao Ye put his hand in his palm.

Dong Lingce pulled the man into his arms and rubbed his hair vigorously: "I really want to kill you."

Bao Ye raised his head and asked with a smile, "Are you willing?"

Dongling Ce said honestly: "I can't bear to bear it."

Bao Ye smiled and kissed him on the mouth.

The corner of Donglingce's mouth couldn't help but tick, and then sighed: "Forget it, it's destined to be picked in your hands for the rest of your life, let's go, let's open Shidi's coffin."

Bao Ye asked, "He really sealed your little brother?"

"Well, when he sealed me, he also sealed my penis." Now that Baoye knew about it, Dongling Ce no longer kept it from him: "That's why I dig his grave."

In fact, before he came, he was not sure if he could find a way to unseal here, and he was relieved until Emperor Shi said how to unseal.

"Does Leng Zhuo know about this?"

"I don't know." It was impossible for Dong Lingce to tell Leng Zhuo something so private and unspeakable.

Bao Ye asked curiously: "It's strange, why did he seal your sexual function? If you can't unlock it, wouldn't it be impossible for you to become a hero in your life?"

Dong Lingce glanced at him: "Shidi loves to play and play around, and he knows how to deal with it, so he won't let me fail for the rest of my life."

He brought Bao Ye to the big golden coffin, and immediately lifted the lid of the coffin with magic.

With a bang, the coffin lid fell to the ground.

Bao Ye said speechlessly: "You just lift the lid like this, and you're not afraid that Shidi has a mechanism inside."

"This cover can only be opened by me. In this case, he will not set up any more mechanisms to deal with me." Tang Lingce walked to the coffin, and then, a white light hit him.

Bao Ye quickly touched his body: "Ace, are you alright?"

Dong Lingce grabbed his hands and rubbed his lips: "When we go out, you'll know if I'm okay."

"Is the seal lifted?"

"Well." Tang Lingce clenched his hand: "I really want to bring you to bed immediately."

... : Bao Ye glared at him angrily: "You only have this in your mind."

Dong Lingce snorted lightly: "Some time ago, who has been arguing with me to do bad things?"

He was referring to when Bao Ye went bad.

Bao Ye rolled his eyes: "That person is not me."

"It's not you, who else could it be? Huh?"

Bao Ye: "… "

Dong Ling Ce stopped teasing him: "Let's see what's in the coffin."

Before Bao Ye left, he didn't see Shidi's body lying in the coffin. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. He didn't want to see Shidi's body again in the coffin after seeing the big living man.

Although he and Shidi have not known each other for a long time, in the short time they have been together, he feels that the two of them can chat very well, just like good friends who have known each other for a long time. So he hoped that this playful and laughing emperor could live a long time.

"The absence of his body in the coffin means that he is not dead?"

Dongling Ce said: "Dead."

"what?"

"He just told me."

Bao Ye frowned: "Then why are you not sad at all?"

Dong Lingce glanced at him: "Because he is alive again."

Bao Ye: …

Dong Lingce took out one of the items from the coffin and handed it to Bao Ye: "Give it back to you."

"Ah?" Bao Ye was taken aback: "Return me?"

He looked down and saw that it was the tablet that Shidi had just taken away: "Isn't this what I gave him just now? You gave it to him, and he will put it in the coffin and return it to you."

Bao Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This kind of feeling is so strange. I just gave it to him, and then gave it back to me in a blink of an eye. After hundreds of millions of years, it can still be preserved as new."

Dong Lingce said: "He put this in the coffin, there should be something recorded in it, and I will watch it when I go back."

"Okay." Bao Ye put the tablet into the space.

Donglingce turned over the contents of the coffin again. Except for the picture scroll, everything else was what he had given to Emperor Shi before.

Bao Ye saw the scroll, picked it up with a smile and said, "Just now Shidi told me that he would put the portrait of the person he likes in the coffin, but I didn't expect it to exist, but I want to see what Shidi likes. Who is the man."

When Tang Lingce heard this, he quickly stretched out his hand to hold down his opening action.

Bao Ye looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Dongling Ce thought for a while: "You open it."

Bao Ye slowly opened the portrait, which showed a monstrous man in a blue dress, with a golden crown on his head and long hair hanging down.

He looked up at Dongling Ce in surprise: "Isn't this you?"

Dongling Ce hummed softly.

"The person he likes is you?"

Tang Lingce frowned and nodded.

"You know he likes you?"

Dong Lingce nodded and shook his head again: "I only found out when he told me just now."

Bao Ye recalled how Dongling Ce was dumbfounded: "He said he liked you just now. He not only said this, but also said other things. I'll tell you when I go back."

"Yeah." Baoye knew that Emperor Shi also liked Dongling Ce, and his heart was a little complicated. He felt that Emperor Shi must like Dong Ling Ce very much, otherwise he would not seal Dong Ling Ce and let Dong Ling Ce live well in this world: "By the way, you just said that Shidi is still alive?"

"Alive, still alive and well." Donglingce picked up his hand and put the magic weapon that he had given to Emperor Shi in his hand: "This was given to you by Emperor Shi, he said that you have been there all the time. looking for something."

"What am I looking for?" Bao Ye thought for a while, did he mean that he came to the cemetery to find something to improve his divine power? He quickly spread out his hand to take a look.