Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 27: fell in love with me immediately

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Before Bao Ye walked into the toilet, he smelled a strong, unpleasant odor.

The driver pushed the food delivery truck into the toilet with a blank face.

"I knew it, I knew he wasn't at ease." As soon as Bao Ye entered the toilet, he almost spit out everything he ate in the morning.

Not to mention how smelly the toilet is, just the feces stuck on the wooden boards and the squirming white feces are enough to make people smell bad, and there are flies and mosquitoes flying all over the sky, buzzing.

He pointed to the ground where there was almost no clean place to stand, and said depressedly, "... son, want me to have lunch here?"

"Yes." The driver put the food delivery car away and opened the two lids for him. There was only one bowl of rice, two steamed buns and a bowl of porridge inside.

Then, a few flies stuck with shit flew on the steamed buns and white rice and didn't go away.

Bao Ye: "… "

The driver suppressed the smile at the corner of his mouth, opened the red wine lid and poured Bao Ye a glass of wine.

Bao Ye saw that the wine in the glass was white, and asked in confusion, "Isn't this red wine? Why is it white?"

He picked it up and smelled it. He didn't smell alcohol, but he smelled excrement and urine in the room.

"This is cold boiled water, Master Jin, enjoy it slowly, I'll retire first." The driver put the steamed buns, white porridge, and boiled water into Bao Ye's hands, turned around and pushed the cart away.

"..." Bao Ye glanced at the place where he squatted on the toilet, then at the food in his hand, and rolled his eyes: "His uncle's, it's really enough."

The mental illness must be revenge for his pus and blood into the red wine, so now he is deliberately disgusting him. If he sees steamed bread, white rice and boiled water in the future, he will think of today's events, just like a mental illness sees it. Red wine will remind you of the pus and blood in the red wine.

"Enjoy it." Tang Lingce's sexy low laughter suddenly sounded out of thin air.

Bao Ye smiled at the air: "In order to thank the master for your hospitality today, I decided to urinate in your red wine next time to make you feel sour and sour."

Suddenly, the laughter stopped abruptly.

Bao Ye took a sip of water with a smile, but before he could swallow it, he vomited out due to the smell of the house.

Dongling Ce's puffy laughter sounded again.

Bao Ye pouted the water in his mouth and walked towards the door, only to be bounced back by the barrier set at the door.

Dong Lingce said lazily, "You can leave after you finish eating."

Bao Ye touched the invisible door, and the powerful divine power immediately shook his hand away.

"… "

Such a powerful divine power, the opponent must be a real god.

But he has been in the upper world for so many years, and he has known all the powerful upper gods. Why hasn't he seen Dongling Ce? Never heard of this name? Could it be the same as the end of the Zisang family was exterminated

At this time, more than a dozen slaves rushed in, and they were stunned when they saw Bao Ye who was holding the food.

"Mental illness, I ran to the toilet to eat, and I wanted to use feces for rice." The slaves, who were used to exposing each other for a long time, said that they had no shame at all, and took off their pants and pulled them.

Bao Ye looked at their majestic things and their excrement, and suddenly the corners of his eyes were about to cramp.

He quickly turned his back to them, listening to the sound of falling, the stench in the room became more intense, and all his ears were the sound of Dongling Ce laughing and twitching.

Bao Ye cursed in a low voice: "Damn, it's better to laugh at you to death."

The slaves are very convenient, they can get it done in a few seconds, and then use the stones picked up outside to clean the buttocks.

Bao Ye quickly asked them, "Do you want to eat?"

Donglingce said that he could leave after eating, but he couldn't say that he had to eat, and it was okay for others to eat.

The slaves were stunned.

Bao Ye handed the plate to them: "Take it if you want to eat it."

The slaves glanced at each other, grabbing the food from the plate as fast as they could and stuffing it into their mouths.

Bao Ye couldn't help frowning when he saw that the slaves were not afraid of stinky eating. The slaves in the lower world are really pitiful. It doesn’t matter if they don’t have enough to eat every day, and they have to do more than ten hours of hard work. If they don’t do well, they will be beaten.

Tang Lingce just wanted to disgust Baoye, so after eating the food, he didn't embarrass Baoye any more and let him out.

Bao Ye returned to the car, quickly touched Tang Lingce's body, pulled up the clothes on his chest and said, "Smell it, am I being smoked so 'fragrant'?"

Then, he raised his arm again and pointed to the armpit: "And here, you smell here, I am the most manly here. After you smell it, you will fall in love with me immediately."

Tang Lingce's forehead slid down a black line for a few days: "Throw you in the cesspool to take a bath, you will be more manly."

"Just throw it away. If I stink, the people around me will suffer. Even you will smell the stench of me every day." Seeing his sullen face, Bao Ye seemed to really want to throw him into the cesspool. He hugged the person firmly: "If you dare to throw me, I will dare to hold you like this every day and not let go."

Donglingce said solemnly, "Let go."

"Okay." Bao Ye agreed very readily. Before letting go, he deliberately rubbed against his face, smeared the pus and blood on the other's face, and then disappeared in front of Dongling Ce as quickly as possible. .

"You..." Facing the empty seat, Donglingce was so angry that he couldn't let go, and finally got annoyed with laughter: "This guy..."

Baoye returned to the Ministry of Health, and the sixth and the others immediately surrounded him.

Lao Liu asked, "Master Bao, did the master really invite you to dinner?"

"The deacon has called him Young Master Jin, why don't you invite him to dinner?" Nian Gao's tone had a strong sour taste.

Wang Qiao looked envious: "I heard my man say that the masters eat something called steak. It tastes very delicious, ugly slave, is it true?"

Bao Ye hissed: "Listen, what's that sound?"

The three quickly fell silent, only to hear the sound of gurgling coming from Bao Ye's stomach.

Bao Ye sneered: "Have you heard my stomach sing about the empty city?"

Wang Qiao, Nian Gao, and the sixth child: "..."

When it was time for work, Baoye was taken to the door by Deacon Tao before he could eat.

Seeing the long luxury car, he immediately rolled his eyes and sat in the car and asked, "Dear my lord, you have come back with revenge, making me so disgusted that I can't eat, what else do you want to do?"

Dong Lingce hooked his lips: "Take you to my dinner party."

When Bao Ye thought that Zi Sangyan might also attend the dinner party, he didn't refuse: "Why did you bring me, a lowly slave, to your dinner party?"

Donglingce replied with only two words: "boring."

Bao Ye: "… "

Are you going to have fun with him

Ten minutes later, the car drove into the pleasure city of the slave owners.

At this time, the sky was already dark, and on the long street, colorful lights were flickering, and the crowds were generally not giving way to each other.

Bao Ye looked out the window and found that all of them were high-level slaves with the word 'li' branded on their faces. However, they lived worse than the people in the slave city.

They are like dogs, unable to stand up straight, they can only bend over to follow behind their masters, because they cannot stand taller than their masters. When the master spit, he needs to pick it up with his hands, and then secretly dispose of it, but if the master is not happy, he has to swallow the phlegm directly into his stomach, and some are really like dogs, lying on the ground and being led away by the slave owners, From time to time to be beaten and kicked by the master.

Donglingce looked at Baoye and observed quietly.

As far as he knows, this person is the first time to enter the city of pleasure. He sees the bustling city, but he does not have any excitement or curiosity. It seems that he has long been used to it. arouse his curiosity.

Bao Ye suppressed his anger and asked, "All the slaves here are like this?"

Dongling Ce glanced out the window: "Not only here, but the slaves in the entire lower world are treated like dogs."

Bao Ye turned around and said, "There are many slaves like this in your villa?"

"Yes." Tang Lingce leaned on the back of the seat: "I hired a group of high-level slaves with grain tonight to help prepare today's dinner."

"Hire?" Bao Ye looked puzzled, but he quickly understood what hiring meant. When he came to Donglingce's villa, he saw Jin Lingrui and Tang Kaiji who were in charge of patrolling.

Bao Ye pointed at Jin Lingrui and the others: "Are they hired by you?"

Donglingce asked jokingly, "Would you like to get out of the car to catch up with your big brother and the others?"

Bao Ye rolled his eyes at him: "Are you sure I didn't get beaten up after getting out of the car?"

Half of Jin Lingrui's subordinates were in this villa, and they hated him to the core. He was not stupid enough to go down to find guilt. Although Jin Lingrui and the others were not his opponents, he was very fond of his adoptive father. Can't make it.

Dongling Ce chuckled softly.

The car stopped, and Bao Ye stepped out of the car first, immediately attracting the attention of Jin Lingrui and the others.

Tang Kaiji lowered his face suddenly: "How could this beast be here."

Urawa lowered his voice and said, "His master is Mr. Dongling, and it's not surprising that he is here, who has always liked to flatter his master."

Another high-ranking slave pooh said: "It's not as good as pigs and dogs."

Baoye ignored Tang Kaiji's disdainful and angry eyes, stretched out his hand to Tang Lingce who got off the bus behind him, and said respectfully, "Master, I'll help you get off the bus."

A smile flashed in Donglingce's eyes, and he put his hand in his.

"Master, be careful." Bao Ye blocked the roof of the car with his hand to prevent him from hitting it.

Dong Lingce was surprised that he was so careful.

But in the eyes of Tang Kaiji and the others, the real foot is a dog's leg.

"Brother Dongling." A voice like a silver bell came from the room, and then, a beautiful girl in a pink dress excitedly ran in front of Dongling Ce, carrying her dress and turning around: "I'm wearing a pink dress. Does the dress look good?"

Tang Kaiji and his party were instantly stunned.

They had never seen such a beautiful girl, like a fairy descending to earth, so beautiful that one could not take their eyes off it.

Dong Lingce nodded: "It's pretty."

Zisang Yanruo hugged his arm happily: "I knew Brother Dongling would like it. By the way, my brother brought a few friends, and I will introduce them to you."

She dragged Tang Ling Ce into the house.

Bao Ye followed behind them, and when he saw several people in the hall suddenly stopped.