Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 77: bad stuff

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At the moment, the carriage was pitch black.

Tian Wang and the others] were stunned for a while, then they heard Bao Ye screaming loudly: "Ah, it hurts, oh, it hurts too much, you are too hard, how can you treat me like this, ah, my face, My face, ah, my face is ugly enough, you still hit me in the face, do you have any humanity, ah one-〃

Although Tian Wang couldn't see the situation, he was overjoyed to hear Bao Ye screaming so badly: "Everyone, beat him to death and make him regret getting into our carriage."

Standing on the other side, the corner of Tang Lingce's mouth was hooked high. The carriage was very dark, but it didn't prevent him from seeing everything in the carriage clearly.

In other people's ears, Bao Ye was beaten badly, but in his eyes, it was Tian Wang's people who were beaten badly.

Bao Ye was especially wicked when he beat people. While covering the opponent's mouth, he beat the opponent's abdomen continuously, and he screamed loudly to cover up the muffled sound of the person being beaten.

"Bad thing." Tang Lingce felt that he didn't come out with the goods in vain, and when Bao Ye was about to fight, he pushed open the door of the carriage, and the light immediately shot in.

Bao Ye hurriedly lay on the ground pretending to be beaten badly.

Tian Wang received the dazzling light, squinted his eyes, and looked in the direction of Bao Ye. All of his people fell to the ground, clutching their abdomens and moaning in pain.

He was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly squatted down: "Old Hu, Dahan, what's wrong with you?"

Lao Hu broke out in cold sweat from the pain: "Which little bunny beat up Lao Tzu?"

Da Han also cried out in pain: "The son of a bitch who beat up the wrong Lao Tzu, stand up for Lao Tzu, oh, it hurts Lao Tzu."

Others also shouted who beat them.

Tian Wang saw that everyone was beaten, and looked at Bao Ye with a cold face.

Baoye stretched out his hand to Dongling Ce with a painful look on his face: "A Ce, I'm so hurt, come and help me."

Dongling Ce reined in a smile and walked over to help him stand aside and deliberately said, "You said just now that someone punched you in the face, how do I think your face is still the same as before?"

Bao Ye saw that he wanted to demolish his own stage again, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, and he pointed at the sarcoma on his face and said, "Look, my sarcoma is more swollen than before."

While speaking, he blinked and twisted Dong Lingce's waist, telling him not to make trouble, otherwise both of them would be kicked out of the car.

Dong Lingce smiled even more, so that the two would not be kicked out of the car, he did not expose Bao Ye.

"Master Bao, are you alright?" Zisang Yanruo ran out of the innermost compartment.

Bao Ye smiled awkwardly.

His mother is a god, and he can clearly see what he just did even in the dark, so he doesn't know whether to say something or nothing.

Tian Wang said angrily, "Zi Ruo, where exactly are you from?"

Baoye didn't want Zi Sang Yanruo to be crowded out by the people in the team, so he rushed in front of her and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine, you go and see if the people in your team are okay."

Zisang Yanruo nodded and walked over to help support the people in the team.

Everyone was beaten badly, and no one bothered to find Bao Ye anymore.

Tian Wang wanted to take care of them, but he didn't care about Bao Ye.

Bao Ye was very happy, pulling Tang Ling Ce to the back of the car and talking in a low voice.

"It's the first time you've made the carriage of a large truck, right?"

Dongling Ce hummed softly.

"Is it hard to be beaten?"

The road to the next world was originally full of potholes, and there was no cement to build the road. After the game of gods, the loess sand road became even more rotten, and it was very uncomfortable after bumps and bumps.

Before Tang Lingce could answer, Baoye stopped him on the shoulder and asked him to lean on his shoulder: "If it's uncomfortable, just sleep on my shoulder for a while."

Dong Lingce's body froze slightly, and then he felt that this position was quite comfortable, so he didn't sit up.

Seeing how good he is now, Bao Ye curled his lips slightly, lowered his head and said in a low voice, "For the sake of me being so considerate of you, you won't be bothering me all the time."

The warm breath of his words sprayed on the head of the person in his arms, and Tang Lingce's eyelashes trembled slightly, and a strange feeling rose to his heart.

Since he was born, he has never been so close to anyone.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Bao Ye smiled and said, "If you don't speak, just take it as your agreement."

"Agree to what?"

"Agree not to harass me in the future."

Donglingce snorted lightly: "It depends on your expression, I'm happy, I'll let you go."

"You mean you want me to coax you every day."

"right."

"Why do you want to be coaxed like a little woman?" These words immediately attracted Dong Lingce's cold eyes.

Bao Ye smiled: "I said it wrong, I said it wrong, an uncle like you must be coaxed, and you must be coaxed happily."

Dongling Ce hooked his lips.

Bao Ye found that the mentally ill is still very easy to serve, so he changed his posture to make the person in his arms more comfortable.

Tang Lingce couldn't hear him speak, couldn't feel the heat on his head, and couldn't help but poke Baoye's chest with his fingers: "Speak."

Bao Ye was puzzled: "What did you say?"

"Anything will do."

Bao Ye: "… "

Say it. "

"Can you say anything?"

"Um!"

"will not be mad?"

"It's not like speaking ill of me."

Bao Ye's chin rested on the top of Dongling Ceche's head with a low smile, and he quickly said his request while he was in a good mood: "The environment in the lower world is already difficult, and you can't bear the torment of the gods' game at all. When you return to the upper world in the future, Can you stop the gods from playing this game again?"

Dong Lingce was a little unhappy: "Why do you only know how to pretend to be someone else in your heart?"

"Have it?"

"Yes, you have to remember that you are my slave, you can only think of me."

"If you help me deal with this matter, I will think of you every day in the future."

Dongling Policy:…

Bao Ye poked his cheek: "How is it?"

"I have to consider whether it's worth it."

Bao Ye smiled even more. It would be better if he would consider it, rather than reject it outright. However, he did not expect Tangling Ce to really agree.

Dong Lingce looked up at him: "Don't talk about other people's affairs."

"Okay." Bao Ye thought for a while: "I'll tell you a story."

Dongling Ce reluctantly accepted.

"There used to be a psychiatric hospital. There was a psychiatrist living in the psychiatric hospital. This psychiatric disease was called A Ce."

Dongling Ce glanced sideways at him: "Why is it called A Ce?"

"This is more immersive and allows you to experience the fun in the story more."

Dongling Ce: "..."

Bao Ye continued: "Ace likes to do the same thing every day, that is, he likes to tell stories to doctors..."

Dong Lingce said coldly, "Isn't this doctor called Jin Jiabao?"

Bao Ye smiled and said, "No, this doctor's voice is called Master Bao."

"You really like to call yourself a guardian."

Bao Ye smiled without saying a word.

"Is Baoye nice? Why do I sound like a few years old."

"You didn't get the real meaning of it."

"What's the meaning?"

"It's up to you to experience it slowly..."

"Master Bao?" Dongling Ce fell into thinking about the true meaning of Master Bao, and did not bother Baoye to tell stories.

Bao Ye was so happy that he leaned against the side and closed his eyes. He didn't open his eyes until the car stopped: "Arrived?"

"Have you not woken up yet? At this speed, it will be difficult to reach the Fallen Forest within ten days and a half months." Dong Lingce stood up and patted the dust on his body.

Bao Ye got up and looked outside, there were dense forests on both sides.

Tian Wang said to the people in the car, "Everyone got out of the car."

Bao Ye jumped out of the car first, helped Dongling down, and asked Jin Lingrui who came over, "Are you going to hunt?"

Jin Lingrui nodded: "While the sun is right above, it can fully bask the entire forest. We have to find food for today's noon, evening and tomorrow morning. We will not stop at night until we reach the next forest. will stop."

Boss Ji came over and asked, "Boss Jin, how long do you plan to stay here?"

"About three hours."

"Okay." Boss Ji returned to his team and ordered Zhou Xiaochuan and another person to drive a car to other towns to inquire about news.

Jin Lingrui gathered everyone and arranged tasks for everyone.

Tian Wang looked at Bao Ye who was standing under the car, and said in a deep voice, "We won't hunt him."

Jin Lingrui said lightly, "They just ride in our car, we don't have to be responsible for their food."

"He can't hunt behind our team either. I'm afraid he will do something to harm our brother."

"When you come back from hunting, I will let them go into the woods."

Tian Wang opened his mouth, wanting to say a few more requests, but thinking that the other party was Jin Lingrui's brother, he stopped talking. Anyway, for the ugly slave who always opened his mouth, not giving him food was the biggest pain. .

Zisang Yanruo listened to their conversation and was so angry that she said to Bao Ye before entering the forest, "Master Bao, wait for me, I'll bring food back."

Bao Ye was so moved that he did not follow him in vain.

I thought that thirty years later, if his mother is still alive, he will definitely think about him in everything, care about him, love him, and can't bear his suffering.

Donglingce snorted coldly, "Why don't I just hunt for you? Are you so happy?"

"When everyone is rejecting him, but there is one person who is really good to him, can you be unhappy?" Bao Ye said with a smile.

Dong Lingce's face sank: "I only eat the food you beat."

Bao Ye rolled his eyes: "I see, when they come back, I'll go hunting for you, and I'll cook it for you myself, okay, sir?"

"If it doesn't taste good, I won't eat it."

"Yes, yes, to protect you from eating, and still want to eat."

Baoye doesn't dare to brag about cooking, but he can say that he is the second for roasting meat, but no one dares to call himself the first. .

After an hour and a half, everyone returned with a full load.

Zisang Yan, as if offering a treasure, brought the two pheasants she beat to Bao Ye: "Master Bao, the pheasants I beat for you, each of you will definitely be able to fill your stomach."

Seeing this, Tian Wang said angrily, "Zi Ruo, I said, our food will not be shared with him."