Number One Ugly Husband

Chapter 91: interest

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Donglingce looked at the words on the book, frowned and said, "A sexual orientation test? What do you mean?"

Leng Zhuo explained: "It is to test whether the other party likes the same sex first."

Donglingce frowned slightly: "Why test?"

"You can test whether he likes a man or a woman first, and you can judge how successful your confession is."

Dong Lingce narrowed his eyes and looked at Leng Zhuo: "You seem to have guessed who I like."

Leng Zhuo said with a smile: "You have been with Chou Nu by your side recently, and let him live in your room and eat at the same table as you. I can't think of anyone other than him."

Dongling Policy:…

His subordinates found out before him that he had fallen in love with someone.

"If he likes a man, your chances will be much higher. You must hurry up then. When he likes another man, you will have no chance."

Dong Lingce was furious and slapped the table abruptly: "He dares."

With a bang, the table became two halves, and the ground cracked a gap.

Leng Zhuo rubbed his temples: "Master, this is just an assumption."

In case something happened to him, he had a hunch that the next world or other worlds would end up the same way as this table.

"It doesn't work either." Dongling Cehan said with a cold face, "Your assumption makes me very unhappy."

Leng Zhuo sighed helplessly: "Since you are afraid of being taken away by others, what did you resist before?"

Dongling Policy:…

"Anyway, if he likes men, things will be much easier."

Dong Lingce said with an ugly face: "What if he likes a woman?"

Leng Zhuo said, "Bend him."

"Bend it?" Tang Lingce directly thought of making Baoye's body into a U shape: "If you bend someone, will you like me?"

Leng Zhuo knew when he saw him that he wanted to go wrong: "When I say breaking the bend, I mean changing his sexual orientation, so that he likes men from liking women."

He took out a book dedicated to changing sexual orientation to Tang Lingce: "I hope you don't need this one."

"..." Donglingce twitched the corners of his mouth: "You are really well prepared."

Leng Zhuo curled the corners of his lips: "Master's happiness is my happiness."

The master is happy, and his life is better.

From today onwards, he will pray every day that Ugly Slave will make his master happy.

Dongling Ce lightly hummed.

"Master, time is racing against the clock. If you have been sitting here, you will be seized by others."

Tang Lingce immediately thought of Raoyi who was eyeing Bao Ye, his face changed, he put away the book Leng Zhuo gave him, and left the villa.

Leng Zhuo looked at the smashed table and touched his chin: "Should I first prepare for the failure of the master's pursuit?"

He was really worried that his end would be the same as the table.

Leng Zhuo sighed and used mana to restore the ground and table to their original state.

When Donglingce returned to the Bone Demon Hotel, he could not help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw Bao Ye sleeping on the bed.

He lightly took off his shoes and lay on the bed, watching Bao Ye who was sleeping hesitantly pull him into his arms, his mood instantly improved, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

Bao Ye woke up and saw that it was Dong Ling Ce, and said speechlessly, "Don't be so scary next time."

"I'll sleep again." Donglingce rubbed Baoye's head and closed his eyes.

Bao Ye, who was woken up, could still wake up, especially the psychiatric patient who took him in his arms as his lover. He couldn't fall asleep even more, and he didn't dare to move. It was rare that his mental illness improved. , otherwise you will suffer.

At six o'clock in the evening, before Jin Lingrui came to ask them to eat, Baoye woke up Dongling Ce and asked for Dongling Ce's opinion, and the two of them went out to eat alone.

Tang Lingce found a high-end restaurant that was more pleasing to the eye, chose to sit in the corner of the public restaurant, and said, "One for every dish on the menu" in order not to disturb the waiter.

Bao Ye frowned: "How can we eat so much."

"If you can't eat it, take it to a slum in the city and distribute it to the poor devils, so that you can do more good things."

Bao Ye: "… "

After the waiter left, Tang Lingce immediately took out the book that Leng Zhuo had given him. He erased the words aptitude test, changed it to world history, and put it on the table to read.

Bao Ye glanced at the cover of the book: "World History? When did you read such a cultural book?"

Tang Lingce didn't answer him. He opened the first test question, which said which of the following do you think is more attractive to you. There are three options under the question, the first is beautiful, the second is handsome, and the third is There are both men and women. For him, none of the three options appealed to him. However, Baoye was a man, so he chose the man.

Bao Ye was fascinated by what he saw, and asked curiously, "Is it so beautiful? What is written in it?"

He reached for it, but was photographed back by Dongling Ce.

Donglingce looked at the title and looked at Baoye again, feeling that it would not be like asking in a book, and Baoye would see his purpose.

He looked around, his eyes fixed on a man and a woman: "Ugly. Cough, Jiabao, look back at the man and woman diagonally across from you."

Bao Ye turned around and saw a bright-looking monster and a handsome man. He turned around and asked, "What happened to them?"

"Which one do you think is more attractive to you?"

Bao Ye looked back at the man and woman again: "Both are not bad looking, but neither is more attractive."

Donglingce looked at the three options in the eye book, and thought, does Jin Jiabao mean both men and women

"What if you had to choose one of them?"

"Women."

When Donglingce heard this answer, he glanced coldly at the banshee.

Bao Ye wondered: "Why are you asking this?"

Tang Lingce didn't answer him, and turned to the second question. Are there any boys in your sexual fantasies? The first option under the question is no, which is disgusting. The second option is yes, but there are also girls. The third option is yes. The option has always been for boys.

He frowned. As long as he asked this question, he didn't need to read the next one to know whether the other party liked a man or a woman, and he couldn't ask.

"What kind of broken book are you giving?" Dongling Ce was rarely depressed.

Bao Ye glanced at his book: "Don't you like to read it? Then show it to me."

Tang Lingce slapped his hand away and turned to the next topic, which said if a hot and sexy girl wanted to have you on a date, what would you say

This question reminded him of Raoyi, and he said to Baoye, "Your brother's friend named Raoyi is quite good-looking. If Raoyi asks you to go out to dinner, will you go?"

"No." Bao Ye replied without even thinking about it. He came to eat now to avoid Raoyi, so how could he go to dinner with him.

Tang Lingce was very satisfied with this answer, and the corner of his mouth tickled.

Bao Ye asked jokingly, "You wouldn't be interested in her, would you?"

Tang Lingce said quietly, "I don't like people with this type of shape."

Bao Ye gossip and asked, "Then what type of people do you like?"

Dong Ling Ce gave him a meaningful look.

Bao Ye was very curious: "Are you talking about it?"

Dong Lingce got up and said, "I'm going to the bathroom."

"it is good!"

Tang Lingce walked to a place that Bao Ye couldn't see, changed the name of the cover of the book he had just read, then handed the book to the waiter and whispered a few words in his ear.

The waiter nodded.

Dongling Ce returned to his position.

After a while, the waiter who had been previously served by Donglingce walked to their table, smiled and handed a book to Bao Ye and said, "Sir, compared with the customers in our store today, I'm afraid they didn't deliver the dishes to the table so quickly, so Please wait patiently, in order not to make you so bored in the process of waiting, I specially found a book to let you pass the time."

Bao Ye saw the word interest written on the book, and became interested, took it over and said thank you.

interest? what book is this? "As he opened it, he muttered, "Test for sexuality? "

Bao Ye laughed and said, "How can such a serious restaurant have such a serious book."

Donglingce glanced at him, pretended to know and asked, "What book?"

"It's a test for sexuality." Bao Ye smiled and said, "Although I know my sexuality very well, I still have to see if it's accurate."

Dong Lingce raised his eyebrows: "Oh, what's your sexuality?"

"Of course he's straight."

Dong Lingce's eyes sank: "How do you know that you are straight if you haven't tested it yet."

"You know whether you like a man or a woman. I won't tell you, I'll test it first." Bao Ye read the book carefully and answered every question seriously.

On the opposite side, Tang Lingce seemed to be drinking tea elegantly and calmly, but he was actually quite nervous.

"No." Bao Ye stared at the final answer with wide eyes.

Dong Ling Ce's heart was immediately lifted high, and he asked, "Nothing?"

"The above shows that I am bisexual." Bao Ye didn't believe what the book said: "I obviously only like women, so how can I be sexually interested in men, it's too strange."

He just wanted to be with a big man, and he got pimples all over his body: "The test for this book must be inaccurate."

Tang Lingce was glad that he was not straight and at the same time he was not satisfied with the result. In the future, he not only had to prevent men from approaching Baoye, but also had to prevent women from following Baoye.

Baoye handed the book to Donglingce: "Don't you want to play this test?"

Tang Lingce glanced at the cover: "No interest."

"Hehe." Bao Ye thief smiled: "Actually, you don't need to test to know what your sexuality is."

Dongling Ce smiled and asked, "Then what kind of sexuality do you think I am?"

"You look so good-looking, of course, it's all men and women." Bao Ye tutted: "It's good to look good, no matter if you are a man or a woman, you will be liked by you."

Dong Lingce took the opportunity to ask, "Then will you like me?"

Bao Ye said without thinking, "You look so good-looking, if I were a woman, I would definitely like you."

"You are a man now."

Bao Ye was afraid that the wrong words would make the psychopath unhappy, so he thought about it before saying, "I like it, but as a man, I am also fascinated by you sometimes, do you think you are very attractive? ?"