The lakeside is snow-white sand, and there are many small white flowers scattered on it. At first glance, it looks like snow. The lake is not big, and the water level on the shore is very low, only about the position of a person's calf. The bottom of the lake is also white sand, and the lake water is clear, and the ice-blue translucent fish swimming inside is particularly conspicuous.
Liao Tingyan stood there, not moving for a long time, Sima Jiao raised his brows and said strangely, "You don't go fishing?"
Fishing? Liao Tingyan wanted to grab a handful of sand and stuff it into the collar of this ancestor.
"I'm not going," she said. Hard tone.
Sima Jiao, the straight male master who was harder than her, went up to catch a fish from the lake and put it in front of her: "Touch it."
He wrote on his face 'You are too lazy to touch the fish until someone else catches it and brings it in front of you'. Liao Tingyan gave him 'refreshed' and grabbed the little fish that was still moving and wanted to throw it back into the water.
Sima Jiao: "I heard that this ice blue fish eats beauty and beauty."
Liao Tingyan withdrew his hand and decided not to take his anger on the innocent little fish. After all, it was Sima Jiao's fault, so what does it have to do with this little fish that can beautify his face.
Sima Jiao: "If you finish touching this fish, you can still bake it and eat it." Sima Jiao already had a deep understanding of Liao Tingyan's ability to eat and sleep.
Liao Tingyan: "Is it roasted here?" There were so many guards when they came in. Obviously, this place is not easy. It's just swaggering to touch other people's fish, and roasting the fish on the spot is too rebellious.
Sima Jiao is so rebellious.
Since Liao Tingyan had the space, she focused on making herself a little ding dong, and she could take out anything she wanted on the spot, so she took out the barbecue while saying that it was not good.
This barbecue rack is not the same as the modern ones. She saw the proprietress making barbecue in a restaurant before and felt that her homemade tools were very good. She bought them for others and ordered several sets, just for this kind of picnic needs. moment.
"One fish is too little." Liao Tingyan weighed this little fish with rich spiritual energy in her hand, and felt that it was not enough for her to eat two bites.
This time, Sima Jiao didn't need to say anything, she went into the water to fish automatically, and Sima Jiao, he didn't want to help at all, sitting on the cushion Liao Tingyan took out, he was already paralyzed, like a soft rice man.
Liao Tingyan didn't care about him, anyway, Sima Jiao didn't eat anything, she ate all the fish herself, and it was nothing to catch. She originally thought that if she caught a few small fish with her Spirit Transformation stage, she would be able to catch a few small fish, and it would be perfectly fine, but ten minutes into the water, she didn't catch anything, and she couldn't help but begin to doubt her life.
These can escape under her hands, are they really fish? Do they really not teleport? The little fish that was swimming leisurely in front of me just a moment ago disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye. How did Sima Jiao catch it just now
She has used all the spells she can think of, but it's still useless. She can't use the very powerful thunder spells to call the fish, otherwise, if she makes a big move, it will attract a lot of guards.
Liao Tingyan returned empty-handed and lay down silently beside Sima Jiao, posing in the same pose as a solitary fish on the grill.
Sima Jiao: "..."
Liao Tingyan: "…"
Although the two of them remained silent on the surface, in fact, Liao Tingyan repeated a sentence impassively in his mind: "Whoever can catch a lot of fish for me is the best man in the world. I like and admire him very much. The man who can catch fish is so handsome, it makes people feel safe, really, that fish is so hard to catch, and what you can catch is superb."
Sima Jiao pressed his forehead, sat up, and went to the water.
Liao Tingyan also quickly got up and sat beside the barbecue grill to wait. When Sima Jiao came back with a large bunch of fish, Liao Tingyan handed him a white towel and said graciously, "It's hard work, hard work. , to wipe the sweat."
Sima Jiao, who was not sweating at all, took the small towel to wipe his hands, and commanded: "Don't bake it all, give me a soup."
Liao Tingyan: "Huh? Do you want to eat?!"
Sima Jiao: "I can't eat the fish I caught?"
Liao Tingyan: "Can, can, can."
When Liao Tingyan was handling the fish, he thought, what made the ancestors who never liked to eat open their mouths to eat it, is this fish that can beautify the skin? no! It's love!
Unexpectedly, he liked himself so much that he was willing to overcome anorexia and eat what she made.
This idea was shaken when eating fish. How can there be such a delicious fish! The surface of the grilled fish is crispy, the flesh of the fish is soft and glutinous without the slightest bit of fishy smell, there is no thorn, it is fresh and fragrant, and the stewed fish soup is even more delicious, and the tongue will be swallowed.
It was supposed to be Sima Jiao's soup, so he took two sips, and Liao Tingyan drank the rest.
"Delicious?" Sima Jiao looked at her with his chin propped up, with a little playfulness in his eyes.
"Delicious." Liao Tingyan said frankly holding her stomach.
After solving the case, Sima Jiao Ken drank those two mouthfuls of soup, definitely not because of some hellish love, but because the soup was so delicious. She is so delicious when she does it so casually, it is unimaginable if the chef does it carefully.
Sima Jiao: "I was in Sansheng Mountain when I was young, and people would send a lot of food to me every day. There are also fish of this kind. It's boring to eat too much."
Liao Tingyan: … It turns out that you are not anorexic, but a picky eater.
If I used to eat such delicious food every day, it is no wonder that I basically don't eat anything now. Damn, I'm so envious!
Liao Tingyan rubbed his hands: "Look, can we pack it?"
With a wave of Sima Jiao's sleeves, he emptied half of the small fish in the lake, all of which were kept by Liao Tingyan in the fresh-keeping box.
Liao Tingyan: "Enough is enough, let's leave some resources for regeneration."
This lake is called Yunkongjing. The fish in the lake are Yunling Flying Fish. The palm-sized fish will grow for a hundred years. The food they eat is all the small particles condensed from the purest spiritual energy, and they only eat the water spiritual energy. Comes in a nice icy blue color.
In the beginning, this place was opened by a great master in the Sima clan, but now, with the passage of time, it already belongs to the Shi clan. The one who manages this place is the half-brother Shi Qianji, the half-brother of the head master Qianlu. Shi Qianji is greedy and loves to go to the camp. Relying on the eldest brother as the head, he has a lot of treasures in his hands. Fish is one of his treasures.
Usually, he is reluctant to catch more when he eats it himself. He only catches two or three items to satisfy his cravings after a while. The children he loves the most can only get a reward when he pleases him.
On this day, Shi Qianji, who came to catch the fish in a happy mood, let out a roar of heartache.
Even Liao Tingyan, who was in the outer palace of Gengchen Xianfu, quickly heard about this fish-fishing incident, because it was very noisy. Because of the theft of his treasure, Shi Qianji lost his temper and refused to give up. He sent many disciples to track down the thief.
What kind of identity is he? Of course, the theft of his treasure is also a major event. The news quickly spread, and everyone is discussing who is so bold and who has the kind of cultivation base to dare to do such a thing.
When Liao Tingyan listened to the discussion of the students around him, he was still holding the crispy dried fish that had just been fried. She paused, realizing that the situation was serious, and suddenly the dried fish in her mouth became more fragrant.
It turned out to be such a precious thing, and it felt even better.
Sima Jiao listened to this, expressionless, playing with his own ball. It was a sign of getting ready to go out and do something again.
Liao Tingyan glanced at him more, and Sima Jiao suddenly reached out and pulled her neck, pressed the back of her head and kissed her.
He disgusted: "A mouthful of fish."
Liao Tingyan wiped his mouth and continued to eat dried fish.
After she finished eating dried fish, she analyzed rationally: "I suggest you find something more delicious for me, then next time there will be another taste. Let me think about it... How about the taste of beef?"
Sima Jiao: "What's so good about beef?"
Liao Tingyan: "Your concubine is tired of hearing your words. You can eat it if you want."
Sima Jiao: "You've eaten too much recently, and you've grown meat on your stomach."
Liao Tingyan stood up instantly, "Nonsense, how can immortal cultivators gain weight!"
Sima Jiao: "That's pregnant."
Liao Tingyan sat down with soft legs: "Impossible, how did Shenjiao get pregnant!!!"
Sima Jiao had an indifferent expression on his face, "Have you never heard of 'feeling pregnant'?"
What he said was the same as the truth, and Liao Tingyan looked at him in horror, "What a mess, do you know how to play like this? Since you can get pregnant like this, haven't you taken any protective measures?!!"
Sima Jiao: "Pfft." He covered his forehead and eyes with his slender fingers.
Liao Tingyan: "You laughed, so you are lying to me, aren't you?"
Sima Jiao shook his head and laughed, looking at her as if looking at the love of the mentally retarded.
Liao Tingyan was angry from the bottom of her heart, and she rushed over with her teeth and claws, trying to teach this elementary school chicken who bullied her female classmate a lesson. He tripped over his legs, and then hugged his waist and fell onto the table, unable to move.
After being completely suppressed, Liao Tingyan said with a serious and cruel expression: "I want to lose weight and lose all the soft flesh on my stomach. I will never feel so good in the future!"
Sima Jiao: "..."
This time he went out and came back with a cow.
Anyway, he came back in the middle of the night every time, and Liao Tingyan was shaken up by him again and again. This time, when she was shaken up and saw the mooing cow in the house, she was speechless.
This cow is dressed in a gorgeous mat, with jewels on its horns and a treasure ring around its neck. Dressed in jewels, it is more noble than Liao Tingyan. Obviously not an ordinary cow, how could an ordinary cow cry and beg for mercy
The cow said something human: "Please don't eat me, senior!"
Liao Tingyan put her head back into the quilt, not wanting to face this nightmare in the middle of the night. Sima Jiao picked it up reluctantly again, "Didn't you say you want to eat beef?"
Liao Tingyan was angry, did you fucking bring back a cow? It doesn't matter if it's a bull demon or a bull essence, it's not a bull anyway.
"I just want to eat cows that can't speak." Liao Tingyan was indifferent.
Sima Jiao's face was taken for granted: "If you cut off your tongue, you won't be able to speak." He also gave the crying 'bull' a cold look, and said with anger, "Don't talk any more."
The 'bull' was so frightened that it twitched. If you don't look at its strong body and powerful hooves, she really looks like a poor good woman.
Sima Jiao's cruelty is purely natural.
Liao Tingyan also wanted to learn the 'cow' sobbing, she held Sima Jiao's hand: "I really don't want to eat it, I beg you ancestors, come, feel the belly for you, feel free, where did this cow come from? Where does it go?"
Sima Jiao pinched her soft stomach, still very unhappy, "You have become more daring lately." Not a very fierce tone, but more like a complaint in such a situation.
Not only was Liao Tingyan not afraid, but she even wanted to scold people: What nonsense are you talking about, do I still have the audacity for you
He cursed calmly in his heart, and quickly conceded defeat and begged for mercy: "Yes, I'm very courageous. It's not easy to quarrel in the middle of the night. Let's sleep, shall we?"
The next morning, the cows in the house were gone. Liao Tingyan thought it was a dream last night. Who knew that when he lowered his head, he saw the little black snake carrying the cage of the little pheasant. There were more animals in the cage. small cow. The smaller cow is quite adaptable, chasing the two little pheasants to play.
In addition to two small pheasants, the black snake wants to feed one more cow.
Liao Tingyan asked Sima Jiao, "What exactly is this cow's identity?"
Sima Jiao said, "The wife of a bull demon."
Liao Tingyan: "??? If you rob someone's wife, won't the bull demon come to seek revenge? And it's a bit miserable to be robbed of his wife inexplicably."
Sima Jiao thought for a moment, "You're right."
Then he disappeared for a long time and brought the bull demon back to reunite them as husband and wife. The two smaller cows stayed in another small cage and became pets of the little black snake.
Liao Tingyan: What a showy operation!
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