Liao Tingyan originally just wanted to make a joke with Sima Jiao, but who would have fooled himself all of a sudden, since this guy heard her joke, he decided she was an otter demon.
Seriously, what kind of ghost is the otter monster? How could he accept this kind of monster that he had never heard of before
Not only did he accept it, he also liked her very much, and often wanted her to become a 'prototype'. Liao Tingyan ignored him and could no longer tolerate him like this. She is a big boss now, and no big boss can talk like this.
Liao Tingyan: "Let me tell you, if you rub my stomach again, I'll turn you into a chicken."
She thought for a while and then added a sentence, "Or become a snake, your prototype is a snake, you know?"
Sima Jiao already knew through 'reasonable' speculation that he might have been a powerful snake demon in his last life, he pinched Liao Tingyan's cheek and forbid her to sleep, saying, "You can make me a snake, but you have to become a snake yourself. Otter."
What kind of obsession is this man even stroking otters even if he turns into a snake? This His Majesty couldn't hide his preferences as perfectly as Shizu did, so in fact, the former Sima Jiao really liked her to be an otter
Sure enough, he really liked it, Liao Tingyan remembered that he liked to put himself on him wherever he went.
Unexpectedly, when the master looked at a tyrannical and cool face, he actually liked otters
His previous attitude towards snakes and snakes may be because snakes and snakes have no hair, right? Right
In the mountain stream in the back of the summer palace, a snake with thick thighs and a shiny-furred otter have often appeared these days. The otter lay on the snake and looked very spiritual.
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The Marquis of Nanyan managed to collect a few strange people, and they spent a lot of money to win over them, wanting them to assassinate Concubine Liao Gui and the sudden appearance of His Highness. Of course, the best thing is to simply kill Sima Jiao.
In order to cover these people, the Marquis of Nanyan sacrificed a lot of his subordinates. The first two groups of assassins were used to make Sima Jiao drop his guard and divert his attention. The last group of people was his trump card. With the help of the previous two groups of people, they infiltrated the guards of the Summer Palace. Some of these strange people could change their faces and quietly replaced the few inconspicuous servants in the Summer Palace.
A few people stepped on it well and learned that His Majesty and Concubine will take a rest in the afternoon in the mountains and streams of Houshan, and at this time there are no palace servants around them, it can be said to be the best opportunity to start. The guards in the back mountain were loose on the inside and tight on the outside. As long as they could break through the defense line on the outside, when they got inside, it would be easy for them to kill the dog emperor and the imperial concubine.
These are worthy of Nanyanhou who spent half of his net worth begging for it, and successfully broke through the defense and came to the mountain stream.
"What's the matter, why aren't people here?" A man with a high-pitched voice looked over the mountain stream and wondered.
"There are wine jugs in this stream, it should be right here." The man with the most calm and vigilant eyes pointed to the wine bottles floating in the stream and said, "Maybe they went upstream or downstream, and there is not much time, so let's go to find them separately. !"
A man with slender eyes, long eyebrows, silent and refraining from saying a word, quickly followed the mountain stream to search, while the other was slightly chubby, his eyes were rolling around, and suddenly he pointed to the bottom of a clump of hanging orchids in the water pool. , "Look, it's a black snake! There is such a thick black snake in this mountain!"
"Okay, when is this, you still care about black snakes and white snakes, it's important to find and kill the Emperor Dog and his noble concubine!" The calm man glanced at the big snake in the stream that didn't pay attention, and immediately Look away.
After the four of them searched separately, the black snake under Lancaohua raised its head, spat out a snake letter in the direction they left, then lowered its head and continued entrenched in the water.
An otter lay on top of the snake, lifted the bluegrass used to block the sun, looked in the direction where the people disappeared, scratched the beard on his face with his claws, and suddenly said, "Why are there assassins? The four assassins are a bit different."
They seem to have touched a little bit of the edge of cultivation, but it is not a serious way, and they have not officially cultivated, but they have mastered a little more powerful ability than ordinary people, maybe they have encountered some kind of fate.
After she pretended to be serious, she felt that it was almost her turn to debut, stood up and stroked the wet hair on her belly: "Today I will show you my abilities."
A snake tail pulled her back and rolled it up.
Sima Jiao, who turned into a black snake: "Don't worry, those waiters outside will soon find out that something is wrong. Come and arrest them. Why are you running around in such a bright sun."
Liao Tingyan was tucked in his tail and thought to himself, why are you so skilled with your tail? You weren't really a snake after all, were you? ! Did you get into the settings so quickly
When she first turned His Majesty into a snake, out of personal preference, she even added red patterns to him. As a result, His Majesty refused and said that the goose was a black snake. Why did he have patterns? Removing the pattern made Liao Tingyan laugh so hard.
She scratched the scales of the snake with her claws, "I just want you to see how good I am now."
Poorly, she doesn't have any powerful opponents, so that she is now a big boss in the Demon Realm, but she still has to deal with a few thieves to show herself.
Sima Jiao: "Don't bother, I know you're very powerful."
Liao Tingyan lay back, "I feel a little aggrieved."
Sima Jiao: "Huh?" He responded casually.
Liao Tingyan put her hands on her belly, "You used to protect me. If there is any danger or encounter with any enemy, you will be like this—" She stretched out a paw and waved it, "Swipe this way to solve it."
In short, she really wanted to pretend to be coercive in front of His Majesty. She is so powerful, why is there no chance to pretend? Is this force value for fun
Feeling the depression in her, Sima Jiao raised his head, "Change me back."
The two of them became human, Sima Jiao smoothed her hair, then pulled her to sit down, took a bottle of wine out of the water and took a sip, "Okay, wait, they'll look for it later. No one will come back, and you can do whatever you want then."
He did this to make the beauty smile, and put himself here as bait.
Liao Tingyan: "...I feel you are saying in your heart that I am naive."
Sima Jiao took a sip of wine, looked at her with a half-smile, and said, "No—"
"They are here!"
The four of them came over, and before they started to say the necessary words for the villain, such as "today you are going to die under the knife", they felt a headache at the same time, fell to the ground, and did not know the personnel.
Liao Tingyan retracted her snapped fingers, put her back behind her back, glanced sideways at Sima Jiao, and asked reservedly, "How is it?"
Sima Jiao put down the wine jug and patted his palm flatly, "Not bad."
Liao Tingyan sat back next to him, "I feel like I don't have a sense of accomplishment, and I'm not happy."
Sima Jiao: "Maybe it's because you didn't kill them."
Liao Tingyan: "I've caught it, you don't even want to ask the mastermind behind it?" This is the way the plots of general conspiracy TV dramas have to be played. Later, she can show off the questioning skills in the fantasy world, although she doesn't have the same skills as Sima Jiao before. The truth is that BUFF is powerful, but it is totally fine for ordinary people.
Sima Jiao: "Do you still need to ask something so simple?"
Liao Tingyan: "Do you know who it is?"
Sima Jiao: "Marquis of Nanyan."
Marquis of Nanyan? Is this the person who bullied my Majesty? Well, you have offended the Demon Lord of the Demon Domain.
Liao Tingyan waved her hand and made the four people open their eyes and stand up. She looked at the four people with a cold expression, her pupils moved slightly, and her tone was suddenly ethereal and cold: "Go back and deal with the Marquis of Nanyan."
The four of them suddenly came to their senses, and they didn't look any different from before. However, when they looked at Liao Tingyan, their eyes were filled with awe and piety, and they knelt down without hesitation: "Yes, Demon Lord!"
Then the four of them turned and left without hesitation.
Liao Tingyan turned around and saw Sima Jiao looking at him.
"What's wrong?"
Sima Jiao suddenly smiled, raised his head and took another sip of wine before saying, "I felt familiar with your words and actions before, but the way you looked just now... I don't think I've seen it before."
He laughed, and with the warmth of his palm, he pressed it against the side of Liao Tingyan's neck, "It makes me a little unfamiliar."
Liao Tingyan suddenly lost her smile, she turned her face slightly, avoided Sima Jiao's hand, and looked at the pot of wine he put down, "You have left me for seventeen years, it's not like I will never Changed." Just like him, he didn't like to drink before, but now, he often drinks.
Sima Jiao took her by the back of the neck and pulled her back, pressing her head back to his chest, "Why are you angry? Because I am unfamiliar?"
"As long as you are always by my side, all the unfamiliar things will become familiar in the future." He lowered his head, pressed his lips to Liao Tingyan's ear, and continued in a low voice: "And you have been I am looking for a sense of familiarity, and I also want me to find a sense of familiarity in you, repeating similar scenes from the past, won’t you get tired?”
Liao Tingyan: "…"
She felt as if her fingers were scalded, and she trembled in pain. She didn't expect that he would suddenly pierce this point, pierce her secret thoughts.
Sima Jiao is always like this, he always doesn't care about anything and doesn't pay attention when he looks at it, but in fact he understands everything in his heart and understands everything.
It was so before, and it is so now.
Seventeen years is not a very short time, at least not for her. She reunited after a long absence, he was like the first time he met, she was not good at love, only the one he was most familiar with. Whether it was the summer mountain stream or the otter, it was what she remembered in this long time, but he didn't remember it, so she replayed it.
Liao Tingyan stood up silently and walked into the stream. She turned herself into an ordinary little fish and mixed into the group of thumb-sized little fish. She doesn't really want to talk to Sima Jiao now.
Sima Jiao stretched out his long hair and walked into the water. He bent down to look at the little fish, thinking about something, and reached down to catch the fish. The little fish dispersed as soon as he stretched out his fingers. Sima Jiao didn't care and continued to catch fish, as if he had to catch Liao Tingyan who was hiding from him.
He turned around in the mountain stream, suddenly grabbed a handful of water, folded his palms and walked to the shore, smiling into his palms and saying, "Okay, don't be angry, let's go back first."
When he walked to the shore, someone splashed a piece of water behind him. Liao Tingyan appeared behind him and splashed water on him with a stern face, "You've mistaken the fish!" What kind of eyes did this man look at
Sima Jiao turned his head as expected, and let go of his hand. There was only a handful of water in his palm, no fish. He sat on the boulder on the bank with his legs apart and looked at her with a smile on his chin, very bad.
He did it on purpose, he was cheating on her.
Liao Tingyan looked at him for a moment, then lay back in the water and turned into a fish again, this time she really didn't want to care about this guy.
Sima Jiao walked back into the water, stretched out his hand to catch the fish, but those little fish still swam away, only one, as if dead, floating stiffly in the water, motionless. Sima Jiao suppressed the smile in his throat, held the fish with both hands, and deliberately asked, "I'm not mistaken this time."
The stiff fish in his hand turned over and faced him: "Bah—"
Sima Jiao laughed and took her back.
In fact, he remembered a lot of things, but there was no her, and it was not pleasant.
"If you weren't who you are now."
"If you are not 'Liao Tingyan'."
"I'll love you too."
"Do you believe it or not?"
The fish spit out a bubble: "... why?"
Sima Jiao: "There is no reason for nothing."
Liao Tingyan: "To make things mysterious."
Sima Jiao: "Imagination and guile."
Liao Tingyan: "..." What is the meaning of the idiom that begins with the word snake? Snake heart? However, the pronunciation of 'snake' for virtual and weishe is the same as 'shift', which is not acceptable.
Sima Jiao: "Hahahahaha!"
Liao Tingyan's face darkened, Damn, why did I suddenly play idiom Solitaire with him? !