[The second update today!]
After the opening song, Liu Yihua appeared with that thick, sexy, magnetic and magical voice: "Students, on behalf of the Yanhua band, I welcome you!"
"Wow..." The students at the scene applauded enthusiastically, and it was really crowded. (1_1)
There was a slight pause, and after the applause, Liu Yihua said humorously again: "Haha, I didn't expect so many people! That... the stars are shining here tonight... oh, I read it wrong, it's the bright lights!"
The students smiled knowingly again.
Liu Yihua continued to laugh and said: "However, the bright lights are too dazzling, and I can't see how many beauties are below and above... Can you tell me: Are there any beauties?"
The students present were stunned for a moment, and gradually got used to Liu Yihua's mobilization method of chanting slogans, so the beauties all shouted loudly: "There... handsome guy, I love you..." But there were also some male voices mixed in.
Liu Yihua wiped off his sweat and said: "Haha, you are too enthusiastic, but I am still young, my mother said that I can't fall in love... so I can't love you! Of course, you can like me!"
From below came the giggling and laughing of Yingying and Yanyan.
Liu Yihua exaggerated again: "Wow, just now I asked if there are any beauties... Why is there a male voice in it? Could it be the legendary transvestite? Oh, I haven't seen a transvestite, do you want to stand up and have a look?" laugh!
"Hey beauties, let out your loud moans again... answer me loudly: Are there any beauties?"
"Yes!" Well, that feeling is really like moaning! Liu Yihua's different hosting styles are absolutely unique in this era, so the enthusiasm of the college students present was immediately ignited.
Liu Yihua smirked a few times, and said again: "Is there any handsome guy?"
"Yes!" The males were more excited, and their voices were neat and bright. They have heard that Senior Sister Xiao Xian is very handsome, so they have to take a good look at it later.
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Ah, so enthusiastic! Then, will there be any shemale next? Are there any uncles and aunts? Are there any loli... are there any?"
Everyone was amused... Damn, this is a university, uncles and aunts rarely come? But what is that lolita
"Handsome brother... what does that loli mean?" A little beauty had a lollipop in her mouth. The milky voice asked childishly!
Damn, is there really a loli? The color is not bad! Which teacher's child does it look like
Liu Yihua smiled like a big bad wolf and said: "Little sister, you are the best loli! Loli generally refers to underage cute, wakay little girls! Hmm. Little sister, how old are you? Do you have a boyfriend? My brother will be you How is your boyfriend?"
Seeing Liu Yihua's perverted appearance, everyone burst into laughter! It's just that everyone knows that Liu Yihua is shameless, so the students understand this kind of public molestation,
The little girl saw Liu Yihua like this. Then he hid in the crowd in fright, and stared at Liu Yihua desperately. Since it is a performance, there must be a VIP seat, and this little girl is the VIP seat in front of the stage, otherwise the stadium would be so high. How could Liu Yihua have a way to communicate with the audience
On the side of the stage, Liu Yifei, Wang Meiting, Xiao Xian, Xiao Mei, and Han Shuxue all smiled wryly. Hey, it's really fun for Liu Yihua to laugh so cutely, but isn't it a little too obscene? You must know that in this era, many people are still not used to this kind of hosting style. Fortunately, here is a university, and it is an art academy, which should be the place that can most accept advanced things, so Liu Yihua dared to play casually like this.
Liu Yihua saw that their atmosphere was good. He shouted excitedly: "Okay. I was joking just now! Tonight's performance is about to start! Before the band starts to perform, I will introduce our band members to everyone!"
The students of the art college wondered for a while, the Yanhua band is so famous, everyone is familiar with it, how can Liu Yihua need to introduce it? Does Liu Yihua have a special introduction
The students really guessed right, Liu Yihua's introduction method is really different! I saw him running to the drummer and shouting loudly: "Students, this is the drummer of our Yanhua band! This guy, the English pronunciation is duck. To put it nicely, he is a 'digger', and the classmate below is a rich woman. He has business You can contact me if you need it! Come on, our band soul 'Dagu', let's have a... ”
"Huh? This...is there such an introduction? So the drummer of the Yanhua band has such a powerful nickname?" The college students from the Academy of Art present were a little stunned.
The drummer beater muttered and resisted Liu Yihua's random nickname, but he had no microphone, so the students couldn't hear him. Besides, Liu Yihua was their boss, so they didn't dare to do anything to Liu Yihua. So, the drummer had to grit his teeth and beat the devil into the village for a while. This witty and interesting music made the audience happy. It seems that Liu Yihua's introduction is really amazing!
Liu Yihua made a grimace at the caller, then flew to the keyboard player, made a movement of playing the piano with both hands, and said: "Next, I will introduce the keyboard player exhaust fan of our Yanhua band! Why is it called this name? ?Because when he plays the piano, his hand is like a 'puff'... haha, come on the blower, puff... oh, solo!"
"Haha..." The college students present laughed wildly! Damn, exhaust fan? Can you have such a funny nickname? What is Liu Yihua's identity? Could it be that he really founded the Yanhua band? Otherwise, how dare he nickname Yanhua Band's playing cards? And it seems that the members of the Yanhua band are absolutely daring to speak out! Oh, it should be said that the members of the Yanhua band were not angry at all, some just smiled wryly.
The keyboard player smiled wryly at this moment, he had no choice but to vent on the keyboard! I saw him smashing the keyboard with a black line in pain... I thought to myself, damn it, does he have such an insulting nickname? I smashed you to death!
Such a wonderful convulsion performance naturally won warm applause from the college students.
Seeing the pleading eyes of the guitarist and bass player, Liu Yihua said with a bad smile: "Next, I want to introduce you to the cotton candy of the bass player of our Yanhua band! Why is it called such a cute name? Because His bass playing can be compared with the uncle of 'Stripping Cotton'! It's all 'Boom Boom...'”
"Wow haha... I can't take it anymore, I'm dying from laughing..." All the college students in the audience were laughing so hard that they were cramping now! Marshmallow? Really good and powerful.
Liu Yihua couldn't hold back his laughter either. He hugged the bass player fiercely, and then said with a smirk: "Students, isn't this nickname very powerful? Well, our lovely cotton candy... Please give it to the enthusiastic students Show off your invincible skill of playing cotton!" (To be continued...)