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Liu Yihua looked at his thigh, looking quite speechless. Could it be that the policewoman couldn't tell that this was a joke
Nima, hand over my gun? How can this be handed in? I really want to give it to you for your safekeeping, but this thing cannot be separated from the body, can it? Of course, it is not impossible to let you keep it, as long as I put my gun in your body... Isn't it entrusted to you for safekeeping
Haha, this guy Liu Yihua has a dirty mind and dreams.
"Hurry up, okay, even if you don't keep it for me, let me see your gun?" The beauty in uniform felt a little strange seeing Liu Yihua in a daze, and her eyes wandering, with a bit of treachery.
"That... Comrade policewoman, my gun is a bit special... I won't be able to take it out for a while? As in Chapter 1161
You are not allowed to peek! If you really want to see it, just go back to my place. Well, almost there! "Liu Yihua is sweating profusely, so he can only change his target.
"Are you here? Why do you live here? This place is very special. It's the VIP area behind the five-star hotel. Even if you have money, you don't necessarily have to live in it." The beauty in uniform saw Liu Yihua enter the villa in the VIP area through several layers of guards. It's kind of weird.
Liu Yihua drove the car to the gate of the villa, parked the car and said, "Hehe, this is a friend's place. Oh, if you feel inconvenient to come in, please feel free, you can go wherever you want."
The beauty in uniform pulled Liu Yihua's clothes, raised her small face and said pitifully: "I am a little girl who has difficulties, is this how you treat me? Don't worry, I won't disturb you, I will go in and rest for a while. At dawn I'll leave."
Liu Yihua suddenly smirked and said: "Of course there is no problem. Isn't it called to learn from Lei Feng now? Hehe, my brother is nicknamed Detonator, he is a good person."
The beauty in uniform seduced: "Lei Feng? Who doesn't know? But what is a detonator? Ah, don't you just have a gun. You also have explosives? What do you want to do?"
The beauty in uniform was nervous, and Liu Yihua saw her skirt flying up, and she kept flying up and aiming at Liu Yihua.
Liu Yi Chapter 1161
You are not allowed to peek! Hua was about to cry, so he could only explain: "Sister, I misunderstood my misunderstanding. When I said detonator, I meant Lei Feng's good deeds... I will take care of it, and we call it detonator for short!"
After Liu Yihua explained what a detonator is. He said angrily: "Girls, please be gentle, okay? Why are you drawing your guns? You have a bad attitude now, and I'm not going to let you come to me anymore, so let's go!"
The beauty in uniform put away her gun and said pitifully: "It's my fault, you Lei Feng. Oh why doesn't the detonator ignore me?"
Liu Yihua rolled his eyes and said: "I want to take care of it, but I only have one bed here. This is a new house, and it hasn't been decorated yet."
"It's okay, then I'll sleep on the bed and you can sleep on the sofa?" There is really a way to subdue the beauty.
"How can I do that? Aren't you a magpie's nest and a Jiuzhan?" Liu Yihua turned around and wanted to leave.
"Hey, wait! Well... how about staying for five hundred yuan a night?" the beauty in uniform gritted her teeth and said bitterly. With her appearance and identity, how many people took the initiative to invite her? She doesn't even bother. I didn't expect that one day I would humbly beg this bad guy.
But today he was in a bad mood, and he put all his documents in the office in a daze, and now he can't help it even if he stays in a hotel. You can't sleep overnight in the car, can you? But she vomited while racing just now, so it's inevitable that she smells a little bit. Must find a place to take a shower and rest. Now it seems that I can only ask this guy in front of me.
Liu Yihua showed a wicked smile: "Five hundred? At least one thousand!"
"Okay. Let's go in quickly."
Seeing Liu Yihua blocking the door, the beauty in uniform had no choice but to hand out 1,000 RMB to Liu Yihua angrily.
Liu Yihua smiled. Only then did he lead the beautiful woman in uniform, joking as he walked, saying that if he didn't collect the money first, he would lose a lot if he ran away the next day.
Liu Yihua's stingy appearance made this beauty in uniform quite speechless. She knows that people like Liu Yihua are definitely not short of money, and asking her for money is just to tease her.
The beauty in uniform looked down on Liu Yihua, and followed Liu Yihua carefully into the villa.
"Hey, why don't you know how to be sympathetic to women? What are you doing all the time with a woman. I know you don't need money at all, do you?" Walking into the living room, looking at the bright lights, the subdued beauty relaxed her vigilance and was not convinced. asked.
Liu Yihua spread his hands and said, "Just kidding, I'm not short of money? Didn't I just say that I'm 80 years old..."
The beautiful woman in uniform covered her ears with her hands and said, "Don't listen, don't listen, you can really be wordy, just like Tang Monk chanting scriptures. Well, you have a family now?"
Liu Yihua nodded and said, "Of course, just kidding, who doesn't have a home? Every beggar has a home."
The beauty in uniform twitched her lips.
Liu Yihua opened the door of the room and said to the beauty in uniform: "It's here, is it okay?"
The beauty in uniform looked at the big bed in the room, swallowed, and said with a smile: "Okay, of course. Thank you for giving me such a big bed. Then I will be impolite, I am so sleepy. Well, where is your wife? "
"Under the bed!" Liu Yihua smiled and pointed to under the bed.
"Ah? You won't..." The beauty in uniform swept away her sleepiness, and pointed at Liu Yihua in horror, subconsciously wanting to grab the gun again!
No need to be afraid, at this moment a bloody picture has emerged in the brain of the beauty in uniform. There is no way, this is a professional habit, she is a policeman after all. God, did he enter the house of a murderer? Then will he tear me apart later
Liu Yihua smiled and said: "Okay, don't pull out the gun, don't be nervous. I mean, I will sleep on the bed tonight, and you can only sleep on the floor... Do you understand?"
The beauty in uniform was stunned for a moment, then gritted her teeth and said, "You...you teased me? Who would sleep on the floor? I'm not here! I must sleep on the big **!"
Liu Yihua snorted, "But yes. I don't mind sharing the same bed with a beautiful woman."
The beauty in uniform exclaimed, "What are you thinking? How can we do that? How can we... sleep on a bed?"
Liu Yihua glared and said, "What are you making all the fuss about? What do you mean? Am I bullying you? I'm going to take you to the hotel and you don't go, but you are the one who wants to follow me to my house, I have warned you …Now that you’re here, you’re afraid that I’ll molest you? Well, if you don’t want to please, no one will force you to stay here. I’m going to take a shower, so no peeping is allowed!”
Liu Yihua let out a sigh of relief, then took a shower in his pajamas and whistled. Only the beauties were left stunned and subdued. She found that Liu Yihua was too shameless, and his part-time job was so shameless that he turned black and white and shameless.