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Before Liu Yihua waited for Zhang Tianshi to speak, he rushed to answer: "No! Zhang Feiyang, you can't give your uncle a penny. If you give this money, you can work in vain! Do you know what is in vain?"
Zhang Feiyang was at a loss and said: "I know, it means that the space evaporates and disappears. Um, what do you mean?"
Heavenly Master Zhang also said angrily: "Yeah, what do you mean? What do you mean it's a waste of time? Can you pinch and count?"
Liu Yihua shouted: "You can pinch and count... I understand a little bit. Zhang Xiaotian, right? Don't you think that your Yintang is dark and you are going to be in trouble?"
Heavenly Master Zhang curled his lips: "Why is the Yintang black? That's because my heavenly master didn't rest well. Besides, my heavenly master never believes in empty words unless you come up with something convincing. Hehe, you can tell fortunes ?"
Liu Yihua was taken aback, and smiled wryly: "Foretelling? Is it gossip in the Book of Changes? This..."
"No way?" Zhang Xiaotian said proudly.
"If I can't, no one in the whole world can!" Liu Yihua almost choked Xiao Tianshi Zhang to death with a single sentence!
"Here! Let me see how you brag!" Little Heavenly Master Zhang stretched out his hand and threw out three copper coins like a magic trick.
Liu Yihua threw away the copper coins in his hand, and said to Zhang Feiyang, "I will serve you with pen and ink!"
"Explosion!" Zhang Feiyang shouted.
"Are you going to drop a bomb? Be gentle and tell a fortune teller!" Liu Yihua gave Zhang Feiyang a blank look and put on a posture.
"What is it, Master Zhang Xiaotian, please tell me." Liu Yihua said slowly. Looks like a plan.
Seeing Liu Yihua's posture, Heavenly Master Zhang Xiao was slightly shocked. But then he snorted again: "The first hexagram is to calculate my luck today! The second hexagram is to calculate the prospects of my Taoist temple. Boy, forget it! If the calculation is not accurate... this celestial master will lose his temper!"
"You'd better not lose your temper, save some strength and cry later!" Liu Yihua joked, and then began to shake his hexagrams.
At this moment, classmate Liu Yihua showed his true qualities of a romantic and a romantic fairy!
Chapter 7 No false hexagrams? Unexpected disaster!
The process of Liu Yihua's hexagram shaking is a smooth flow of water, and a fairy spirit! It made Zhang Feiyang straighten his eyes. Heavenly Master Zhang also widened his eyes!
Soon, the first hexagram came out, which was 25 hexagrams out of 64 hexagrams. No false hexagrams! The third line is change line. Such a change of hexagram is the 13 hexagrams and Tongren hexagrams!
Zhang Xiaotian's face changed when he saw this hexagram. No way, could it be that my luck is really so bad today
Liu Yihua sneered, and continued with the second hexagram!
soon. The second hexagram is also out! It is the 56 Gua Lu Gua, and the fourth line is Bian Yao. This change of hexagram is the 52 hexagram Gen.
Zhang Xiaotian's face turned dark when he saw this hexagram. No way? Is this kid playing tricks on purpose? Probably not! Gods are so easy to profane? It is difficult for people to control the hexagrams by themselves.
"What... what do you mean?" Zhang Feiyang swallowed, and asked, pointing to the hexagrams on the notebook.
Liu Yihua looked at Zhang Xiaotian sympathetically, and said to Zhang Feiyang: "The first hexagram. Count your uncle's luck! The result? Your uncle's luck is very bad today! Have you seen that? The 25th hexagram is Wuwang hexagram. We usually The "disaster without falsehood" comes from this hexagram. If you look at the third line of the hexagram again, it means: six three, disaster without falsehood. Or the cattle of the tie, the gain of pedestrians, and the disaster of townspeople."
After a pause, Liu Yihua said: "What does this mean? It means that your uncle is very unlucky today, even if he does not act recklessly, there will be disasters! It's like someone tied a cow to Baiyu Temple. The cow was stolen by passers-by. But Unlucky for your uncle!"
Zhang Feiyang was surprised: "Ah? There are cattle thieves? Then we must take strict precautions!"
Liu Yihua scolded with a smile: "You are so ignorant! This cow stealing is just an analogy. It means that when your uncle sits at home, disasters will fall from the sky!"
Zhang Feiyang murmured: "Ah, it turns out that there is more than just pie in the sky? By the way, I and Qidian's 'Don't Believe in Pie in the Sky' is..."
Liu Yihua continued to shout at Zhang Feiyang: "What are you bragging about, you, I and 'Don't Believe Pie in the Sky' are still brothers! By the way, Zhang Xiaotian, what do I think?"
"Hmph!" Zhang Xiaotian looked at the triumphant Liu Yihua. He snorted coldly. It's just that he is really nervous now. Also, Master Zhang Xiaotian really admires Liu Yihua's ability to solve hexagrams. Such a complicated thing, just give him a few words to figure it out
Liu Yihua looked at the unconvinced Zhang Xiaotian, and continued: "Zhang Feiyang, let's talk about changing the hexagram. The 13 hexagrams of changing the hexagram and the same person hexagram are for discussing interpersonal relationships. The meaning of the third line: Jiusan, subdued in the mang, promoted Gao Ling, three years old is unhappy."
After a pause, Liu Yihua continued: "'Rong' is the army, and 'Mang' is the grass. An army lies in the grass and dare not move out for three years! Of course, three years is just a metaphor, it means a long time This means that your uncle's interpersonal relationship is very poor, even if he suffers a disaster without reason, there are no relatives and friends to help him. Just like us, aren't we here to rob him of his money and add insult to injury?"
"Hey... So that's the case? Then, what does the second hexagram mean? Can you make it simpler? I can understand it." Zhang Feiyang is now a little bit started.
Liu Yihua simply said: "The second hexagram is very simple. The 56 hexagram Lu hexagram means that your uncle is homeless and has been wandering all the time, but what is even more tragic is that this temporary foothold may also suffer a devastating blow! It may be Burned down by a fire! Then your uncle will betray all relatives, and the few subordinates around him will also run away! It’s just that changing the 52 hexagrams is not a big evil, which means that as long as your uncle stays obediently and doesn’t mess around, this bad luck will sooner or later It will pass!"
Zhang Feiyang nodded and said: "Oh, so that's the case. Uncle, I sympathize with you. Your luck... Well, how much money do you have? Why don't I just keep it for you first?"
"Get lost! This time you have robbed the money and it will be cheaper for you. You go away. You are talking nonsense here!" Zhang Xiaotian wiped his sweat and prepared to escape. Seek good luck and avoid bad luck, you need to avoid it.
Liu Yihua looked at Zhang Xiaotian who was leaving in a hurry, shook his head and said: "Hey, this poor child..."
Before Liu Yihua finished speaking, he heard Zhang Xiaotian growl: "Ah, you... you crazy woman, why did you hit me?"
"How did you hit you? You bastard! You even secretly took pictures of our women with your mobile phone? Not only will I hit you, but today I'm going to set your asshole on fire! Someone, close the door, and set the dog on fire! !” A Lion from the East roared loudly.
"Ah, it's on fire... run!" Then there were screams, shouts, and firefighting sounds!
"Ah? Really... My uncle's temporary place was really burned?" Zhang Feiyang was dumbfounded watching the scene.
Liu Yihua nodded, indicating that it was true.
"Brothers, let's go! I didn't expect this place to be a lair? What kind of master is this? A beast! What is Zhang Xiaotian? It's just a little piece of shit! Brothers, let's go home!" Amidst the bustling shouts, several The little Taoist left Zhang Xiaotian and walked away.
"Damn, it's on fire, and his subordinates ran away? You actually figured this out just now?" Zhang Feiyang's eyes fell out now.
Liu Yihua nodded calmly, meaning it was nothing.
Zhang Feiyang smiled bitterly: "Ah, this is nothing? Then you... what else can you figure out?"
Liu Yihua smirked and said: "I can still figure out that someone's mobile phone is secretly taking pictures of the beauty, but there is only a ringing of the phone... Let the beauty find out that she has been secretly taking pictures..."
"Ah, my mobile phone? Damn, it turned out that all of this was caused by the mobile phone! Uncle, I'm sorry for you! I've been that cow thief for so long? It's me who made you a disaster!" Zhang Feiyang ran like crazy!
"Where are you going? You are looking for death! You still want to snatch the phone back from those crazy women?" Liu Yihua quickly stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Feiyang.
At this time, Master Zhang Xiaotian ran over with his head bleeding and shouted: "Zhang Feiyang, run! You have your photo on your phone, right?"
"Photo? What do you mean... Oh my god!" Zhang Feiyang turned his head and ran after Zhang Tianshi!
Liu Yihua snorted, smiled dismissively, and then his smile suddenly froze, and said in grief and anger: "Damn, what a fool, there are my photos in that broken mobile phone! Oh, let me introduce a mother! Oh, let me introduce my brain ah!"
After Liu Yihua said whoosh, he was definitely faster than a rabbit!
Zhang Xiaotian, who was running like a dead dog, sticking out his tongue, saw Liu Yihua appearing in front of him with a whoosh... He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and then panted, "Damn, Zhang Feiyang...you said your classmate has a... terminal illness?"
Zhang Feiyang was panting harder than a dog: "Ah, yes..."
Heavenly Master Zhang frantically vomited blood: "Wu Lian, you Heavenly Venerable, you are terminally ill faster than Liu Xiang. If you don't suffer from terminal illness, is it necessary to verify Einstein's theory of relativity?"
Zhang Feiyang rolled his eyes and said, "Uncle, you're really good at it, and you understand Einstein's egg theory... Uncle, my classmate's fortune-telling... is pretty accurate, right?"
"Quite! tm must be big!" Zhang Xiaotian gritted his teeth when he said this.
"Then... do you want to worship him as your teacher? You're so fucking crazy! Who is the celestial master and who is the student?" Zhang Feiyang is a little dumbfounded now.
"No! I want... to accept him as an apprentice!" Master Zhang Xiaotian firmly said.
"Ah..." Suddenly, Liu Yihua, who was ahead of Liu Xiang and was about to catch up with the United States, fell headlong to the ground!
Falling to the ground, student Liu Yihua murmured: "I'll fuck you up, Master Zhang Xiaotian, I've convinced you! I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen you so shameless!
After Liu Yihua, Zhang Feiyang, and Zhang Xiaotian fled in a hurry, the fire truck arrived soon and launched a vigorous fire fighting campaign.
After hearing the news, police cars and ambulances also arrived. Today is the temple fair of Baiyu Temple, and there are huge crowds of people. What if something happens
Liu Yihua shook his head, thinking that his calculation is really accurate, this can be called the best fortune-telling, right
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