Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain
古董下山
Author: 缘何故
Latest: Chapter 123
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: adapted to drama cd cooking cultivation ghosts lack of common sense
In the glorious modern 21st century, an old fogey who’s stayed up in the mountains for who knows how many years borrows a body, carrying pocketfuls of silver dollars, and heads down into the city for the sake of reviving his sect.
Then he realizes that in order to revive his sect, he needs land, housing, renovation, workers, insurance…. a whole mess of items. Modern entrepreneurs really have it rough. Earning money is hard, working is hard, and when his stomach grumbles, he can only sustain himself on the likes of wandering souls and wild ghosts.
The Wei family’s eldest son, beaten by his father and neglected by his mother, was sent back months after going missing. But his personality has undergone a major change, his mood became unstable, and his martial abilities turned extraordinary. Anyone who rubs him the wrong way will inevitably receive a beating.
Neither an obedient child nor a serious actor anymore, instead engaging in superstitious activities all day long. How could things have gone this far?
伟大光明先进的二十一世纪
一个在山里呆了不知道多少年的老古董
为了重振宗门，借了具肉身，揣着银两和大洋
下山进城了
然后他发现，重振宗门这件事，场地、盖房、装修、人工、社保……桩桩件件，当代创业真的很艰难
钱也不好挣，工也不好打，肚子饿的时候，只能靠吃孤魂野鬼才能维持得了生活这样子
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卫家爹不疼娘不爱的大儿子在失踪数月后被送了回来
突然性情大变，喜怒不定，武力值超标，看谁不爽就打谁，日天日地
孙子也不好好当了，戏也不好好拍了，成天风里雨里搞封建迷信
这怎么了得？
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一个大师的致富经，主角日天日地万人迷，锅碗瓢盆孤魂野鬼山珍海味什么都吃，非常奢靡不要脸
本故事纯属虚构，专业知识全是扯淡，神经病风水文，主受