After some fierce competition for the post, the job of fattening the legacy finally fell on Xia Shouren.
Xia Shouren, who ordered a whole set of "Sow Postpartum Care", finally turned over to be the master after a whole day of humiliation. He also knew that his fighting power was not enough. His performance in recent years was average and he could not convince the public. Shuozong probably did it on purpose. Taking care of himself and participating in the boss card competition, Bi Fang, who was guilty and moved to the side with regrets, said: "Xiao Bi, don't think too much, this is not only the power of friendship, Shuozong estimates that it is also a combination of age and experience and other considerations. , In addition, I have done a lot of research on beasts, and I have also been a best-selling author, so my qualifications are indeed better than yours.”
This is not wrong. Although he can't fight, he is one of the oldest among the company's beasts. He was the first batch of auspicious beasts born in the prehistoric period. He was also very popular in the Middle Ages, and can be called the earliest generation of national idols. Although it is outdated now, the works he wrote when he was popular were almost popular at that time. Every poster was posted on the door, which is much more popular than these stars in modern society.
When it comes to this beautiful past, not to mention Bi Fang, even Shuozong can't compare.
Bi Fang felt unwilling just now, but after listening to his inauguration declaration, he couldn't help but be stunned, with a wistful expression: "Oh, I really don't know what you have to be happy about. In the ancient times, I was still driving by Huangdi's side. Son, if someone told me that I would one day be so eager to fight for a litter of beasts, I'd probably spit fire out and burn the other person to death."
The corner of Xia Shouren's raised mouth slowly fell back: "..."
I'm worried.
The two looked at each other blankly for a while, Xia Shouren said, "...How many believers do you have now?"
Bi Fang: "...A few years ago, there were seventy or eighty. Now "God of War" is very popular. As an ssr, it is estimated that there have been several thousand more."
"Oh, then I'm better." Xia Shouren recalled the incense that he used to be so prosperous that he couldn't even taste it, "At least I can have a hundred thousand."
Bi Fang: "..."
Bi Fang: "Don't talk about Mr. Shuozong. The spokesperson for our game signing is the little boy who just debuted for two years. How many Weibo fans are there? Ten million or twenty million?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
The two were silent at the same time.
After a while, Xia Shouren optimistically broke the stagnation: "Forget it, no matter how many fans there are, what use is there, without the approval of gods and heaven, no matter how many fans are, they are just mortals."
Bi Fang also nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, of course we need to be better."
The two paused again, unable to talk anymore, and could only turn their eyes away from each other sadly. That's right, how can the dignified beast be mixed up like this under the aura of socialism.
*********
Wei Xi hurriedly said goodbye to Shuo Zong who had brought him back, and regardless of the complicated gaze the other party looked at him, he caught a doorman and asked, "Tianyi, is Que'er back?"
Wei Tianyi seemed to have just got off work, in a suit and leather shoes, looking at him with a dark face, as if he wanted to get angry, his eyes swept over the people around him who were drinking tea, he swallowed his anger after a long time, and replied sullenly: "How do I know, it's not my apprentice, go in and see for yourself!"
Wei Xi has always been tolerant of his own people, and he doesn't hold his tone of voice, so he hurried into the room, and people who knew each other outside the room couldn't help but wonder: "Wei, President Wei, your family is usually like this. Did you communicate?"
Wei Tianyi: "…"
Holding the teacup, Shu Wanrong coughed while her husband's face was getting greener and greener, and said, "Yes, our family's education is relatively equal, and everyone usually calls them by their first names, right?"
Wei Tianyi: "…"
Shu Wanrong said in her heart why you haven't looked at it yet, and hurriedly stopped the young son who was passing by: "Chengshu?"
Wei Chengshu: "…"
Wei Chengshu's gloomy eyes glanced at his mother who was smirking, and then at his father who was almost standing there, and a mocking arc was drawn at the corner of his mouth: "Yeah, that's what it's called, right? Wei Tianyi."
Wei Tianyi: "…"
Wei Tianyi gritted his teeth and nodded amid the doubtful eyes, and glanced at the younger son, who bent over and stroked Mike's head, ignoring him.
Seeing this, the friends of the same age around him couldn't help but admire his family's rare and scientific way of getting along: "I can't see that Mr. Wei, who usually looks so irritable and assertive, respects his family so much at home. Hearing rumors that he will beat his son, it can be seen that he is really unbelievable!"
Wei Tianyi couldn't listen anymore, so he walked into the room with his legs pulled out. He glanced at the incense burner at the door of his house, and his mind sank. As a result, before entering the door, he heard the chatter of the guests outside—
"Hey, have you heard? It seems that something happened to the Xing family a few days ago."
"Is that the kid from his family? The last time he brushed out seven figures at the State Guest House and his legs were broken by his father, he didn't get better. No, he broke another one when he went out to the bar, saying that someone was in his ear while driving. Talking to him, the car hit a tree for no reason, it's not evil."
"Hey, what kind of evil is this? The affairs of his family are evil. I heard that several projects under discussion are inexplicably yellow. His father's health has also been bad recently. In less than a week, he was actually sick. hospital."
"I heard that there was a problem with his family's ancestral tomb. It's strange. How can I remember hearing that they asked someone to change the feng shui a few years ago? He is still a famous master, and his family is very rare about this. Chao refused to reveal the origin of this master to anyone.”
"I guess I've been deceived. Where are there so many famous masters? Didn't Xinnan only catch a master a few days ago? Just the leader of the Seminary Sect, according to the report from the local police in the capital, he said that he was specially trying to seduce people. Things that destroy the relationship between husband and wife, such a shameless teaching, I did not expect that there are still many believers in Xinnan. You said that this kind of person can be called a master, isn’t it funny? To spend money to find such a master, I think it may be Why don't you come to Taicang Sect to burn incense and spiritual light."
"That's right, according to Mrs. Wang and the others, the Daoist Heavenly Venerate offered by the old Wei family is really very spiritual."
"Where is the spirit?"
"She didn't want to talk about it, she just said that she was cured, and her health was much better after her friend's donation."
"I'll go, true or false, come, come, light a candle, say goodbye, and then go."
Wei Tianyi's eyes darkened when he heard it, and when he looked back, he saw that those acquaintances had really lit candles, and almost died of anger.
Since the last time he was tricked by the Seminary to come to the house and beat each other, he felt ashamed and kept secret about topics related to feudal superstition. It's a pity that at this time, in order to maintain his face in front of outsiders, he really has nothing to do except scold a few words of ignorance in his heart.
After entering the room, he ran into the eldest son who seemed a little lost for not finding the second apprentice. He was also very unhappy. He glanced at the large lunch box placed on the dining table by the other party, frowned and said, "What is that? ."
Wei Xi lowered his head and sent a text message to the second apprentice, and replied without raising his head: "Fat left meat."
Wei Tianyi: "Fat legacy?"
Unity Yi suddenly felt that he was very knowledgeable: "You don't know about the fat legacy? It's the legend who lives at the foot of the Hunxi Mountain..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Wei Tianyi interrupted him: "A basilisk with two bodies born with a severe drought, right? I've read the Classic of Mountains and Seas."
Unity: "Ah? Do you know?"
Not surprised at all.
Wei Tianyi stepped forward indifferently, opened the lunch box and glanced at it, and it turned out to be a large section of snake meat, and it was also fragrant. But he was very stubborn, he didn't eat a single bite, looked back at them mockingly, and left without hesitation.
He's crazy, he's still obese, he doesn't have a normal brain, and he doesn't know where he caught the boa constrictor, trying to use it to fool him
Seeing him leave with great strides, Tuanjieyi was still a little puzzled, and after thinking for a while, he couldn't help but feel ashamed: "Master, Mr. Wei is not an ordinary person at this point. I think I was startled when I first learned about Feiyi. Mr. Wei is so old and his ability to accept is much stronger than mine, and I won't make a fuss and embarrass you in the future."
Wei Xi patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, and turned his head suddenly, aware that it was the second apprentice who had not seen him for a few days and stepped into the door with a cold air in between.
The other party's thin and straight body turned against the light, but at that moment the whole room seemed to be brightened twice.
Looking at each other, Wei Xi heard his own thumping heartbeat for some unknown reason, and subconsciously shouted, "Queer!"
However, the second apprentice stood at the door and looked at him. He didn't come over immediately, but replied calmly, "Yeah."
Tuanjie has always been a little afraid of this junior brother. Seeing this, he can't help shrinking his neck and guessing: "Master, is junior brother in a bad mood?"
How can Wei Xi be so sharp, he walked quickly towards his apprentice without listening to him at all, approached, looked up and down, and then stretched out his hand to stick his apprentice's face: "Queer, where have you been these days?"
The apprentice bent down and came close to him, but his expression was serious: "What do you think?"
Of course, Wei Xi didn't know. Touching the apprentice's face was warm, and he didn't seem to be hurt, so he immediately let go, remembered something, and withdrew his hand to touch his own collar.
In the eyes of his apprentice, he took out the purple gold chain that had just been acquired: "Master just got a good thing."
The apprentice glanced at Zijin Lian, not as if he was interested, but his voice was steady and unwavering: "Really? How does it taste?"
Wei Xi didn't know what to do, he took the chain off his body, put it on his apprentice's head, and touched the clear and round pendant of the purple gold chain: "What does it taste like? Once you encounter it, it is good for your body when you carry it close to your body."
The apprentice seemed to pause, his eyes softened a lot, looked down at him, and finally sighed helplessly: "Really..."
Seeing him like this, Wei Xi thought he didn't like it, but just as he was about to persuade him to be obedient, he saw his apprentice straighten up, tucked the necklace into his collar, and pinched his ear: "I know already."
The eyes of the two entangled, until the voice of unity and justice came from the side: "...Master, Master, did you and Mr. Shuozong bring that chain back to Junior Brother?"
Wei Xi said of course: "Ah."
Unity looked at him eagerly, and before he could write any more, he almost burst into tears, when he heard his younger brother tut, and called out to him in a good mood: "Okay, come and take this thing and prepare it, this week's The spell work will be halved for you."
Junior brother has become more and more strict in his homework recently, and Tuanjie was relieved when he heard this. Hearing this, he stepped forward and looked at it, and couldn't help but be stunned: "Junior brother, what did you bring back? This is it?"
The junior brother raised his hand and threw the strange thing that looked like a koi carp but had a pair of fleshy wings on its back into his arms. Unity reached out his hand to pick it up, only to find that the strange fish had been cleaned up, and the feathers that should have been on the wings were also removed.
At this time, Shu Wanrong and Wei Chengshu also walked into the house, and when they heard that they glanced at his hand, they stopped in shock: "What is this? It looks so strange!"
Tuanjie heard his apprentice and brother calmly answer, "Yingyu."
He did not know enough about species knowledge for the first time today for the sake of fat inheritance. He was a little dazed when he heard the name, but fortunately, a deep voice came from behind to solve his confusion: "Yingyu," In the Four Classics of Mountains and Seas, there is a monster with the body of a fish and the wings of a bird. It makes a sound like a mandarin duck. Wherever it appears, floods will occur. One by one, I don't even know this. It's in the dog's stomach."
Tuanjie looked back, and sure enough, Wei Tianyi, who had changed into home clothes, was coming down the stairs with a dark face, his eyes falling straight to himself.
Tuanjie took out his mobile phone to search, and found that it was exactly as he said, holding the winning fish, and his eyes couldn't help showing a little admiration: "It's amazing, it's really worthy of being President Wei, he's only high, and he knows this."
Wei Tianyi sneered.
Shu Wanrong's face was blank: "What "Shan Hai Jing"? What are you talking about?"
Wei Chengshu also frowned: "The monster that caused the flood? How could there be such a thing."
Yes, there should be doubts and questions. This is how normal people react. Tuanjie couldn't help thinking of the other party's attitude towards the two boxes of fat leftovers before. After admiring it, he became inexplicable, and asked suspiciously: "...Mr. Wei, when you see Yingyu, don't you feel strange at all?"
Not to mention him, except for Wei Xi who had no idea about this, even Shuo Zong looked at him with a little surprise in his eyes.
Wei Tianyi just said, "Haha."
Unity: "...What does hehe mean?"
Wei Tianyi had already approached, glanced at the fish in his arms, and suddenly reached out and gave him a heavy head.
Unity: "?"
Shuozong: "?"
Wei Xi: "?"
Wei Xi immediately became unhappy after his doubts: "How did you beat my apprentice!"
Although it is from one's own sect, the nature of it is different from that of outsiders, but infighting between sects is not a good thing.
Wei Tianyi was questioned by him, but he didn't feel guilty at all, and roared with a righteous look on his face: "What happened to me hitting him? Not only did I hit him, but I also hit you!"
Wei Xi: "?"
However, under the abyss-like gaze of the second apprentice behind Wei Xi, Wei Tianyi didn't dare to drop his raised arm, and in the end he just retracted his hand and snorted coldly—
"Damn things, it doesn't matter if the house is smoldering and burning, you know how to pretend to be a ghost every day. Those braised pythons lied to me before. I didn't care about you. You really take me for a fool, don't you? Ying Yu, I think you look more like Ying Yu!"
Shuozong: "..."
Unity: "… "
Unity was scolded a little aggrieved, and showed the fish's wings: "Who lied to you, isn't it a Ying fish that can grow this thing."
"What do you grow? Wings?" Wei Tianyi became even more angry when he saw the pair of meat wings, "Is it unusual to have wings? That XX fast food brand Qixing breeder chicken can grow three pairs of wings in one chicken fed hormones, why can't you catch it? One came back to eat as a phoenix?!"
Unity: "… "
Shuozong: "..."
Shu Wanrong breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly believed her husband's theory: "I said, why is it so strange, it turned out to be fed with hormones."
Wei Chengshu's gloomy expression finally could no longer be maintained, and there was a deep confusion in his eyes, and he couldn't understand it.
It's true, isn't it a rumor about XX brand Qixing broiler? Is there really a hormone in the world that can make animals grow wings
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However, the Wei family, especially Wei Tianyi, firmly did not believe the popular science in the rumor-refuting article.
He is a contemporary successful person who firmly supports materialism. He learned to be rich in five cars. He was deceived by swindlers in the rivers and lakes. He has already been capsized in the gutter. Made it!
Even though the so-called ying fish was cooked with an amazing aroma by the chef, he still didn't touch it.
In the end, Shu Wanrong couldn't stand the fragrance, and despite the threat of hormones, she carefully took a sip, and was immediately shocked by the meat in her mouth that was more delicate than that of grouper. It seems to explode on the taste buds, even if it is only steamed, it will not taste the slightest fishy smell.
She is such an expensive lady who doesn't worry about spending, what good thing has she not eaten for so many years? However, after recounting my life experience, it is the first time I have encountered such a special food.
Her eyes rolled around, her face was shocked, and she couldn't help but sigh in her heart—the hormones are so amazing now!
******
It didn't take long for the faithful followers of Taicang Sect to go to the door together. The first batch of Mrs. Wang and Mrs. Liu who were invited back to the Heavenly Honored Prime Minister came to repay their vows this time. "Xiaoxi, this Tianzun in your view is really spiritual. Not long after I invited Tianzun home, the athlete's foot was cured, and my friend's constipation has now recovered. I really don't know how to thank you. ."
Before Wei Xi could speak, Wei Tianyi, who was taking off his coat after returning from get off work at the door, made a noise. Wei Tianyi felt very speechless, asking the gods to go back to seek treatment for beriberi and constipation is absurd, what is going on with people nowadays, is it bad to believe in science when they are sick: "Aunt Wang, what's the use of worshipping gods for curing beriberi, you should go Buy medicine for athlete's foot!"
Madam Wang: "I bought it, I already bought it."
Wei Tianyi was even more helpless: "That's what cured you with athlete's foot medicine. What does it have to do with Heavenly Venerate?"
Mrs. Wang looked at him disapprovingly: "Isn't the athlete's foot medicine effective?"
Others don't know, doesn't she know it herself? This beriberi has been haunting her for more than ten years, and she doesn't know what the cause is, and it can't be cured with any medication. She really had no choice but to choose the sword to go sideways. In the end, please come back to Dao Tianzun to put it like this, hey, what a god, it is also a bubble medicine, but the lesions are so naturally eliminated.
The family members were quite critical about her enshrining the Taoist Heavenly Venerate at first, but after seeing the tangible results, they finally stopped talking. In addition, after Mrs. Wang's health is good, in addition to her own illness, she sometimes wishes for the health of her family members.
So I don't know if it is because of the Taoist Heavenly Venerate. The little granddaughter in her family is not enough to beat her mother's womb. She has always been weak, and she is bound to get sick every winter. But this year, I was jumping up and down, and I didn't even hit a sneeze.
The family is completely convinced now, and now she is more diligent than herself in serving incense, and she does not forget to make fresh braised pork for offerings every day, just hope that Tianzun can always bless their peace like this.
But Wei Tianyi didn't know the inside story, so when he heard Mrs. Wang's answer, he could only use "..." to express his complicated feelings.
He was really not wronged, these people who believe Weixi's nonsense are really crazy, isn't this a ready-made one
Wei Tianyi's little belly and chicken intestines, still brooding about the hormone-winning fish a few days ago, can't help but get angry: "It's not saved, it's all saved."
How can these idiots believe those things that are not necessary? What a mess of ghosts and gods, making him in a bad mood. It was not until he saw the latest issue of "Believe in Science" forwarded by his friends that he was in a better mood.
The content summary of the new program is very eye-catching - "Shocked! Cities to the east of the Yellow River are flooded! There is an unprovoked typhoon in Jihai City in winter! Citizens along the river captured the mysterious dragon shadow! The appearance of a real dragon is the collapse of science. Or is it a twisted lens? The Trust in Science team is risking your death to reveal the secret!”
Wei Tianyi was surprised when he first saw it, dragon? ! how is this possible? However, when I looked down at the comments, my mood calmed down. The top-ranked people under the official account were all scolding—
"Real-name abuse of this show! Fuck my pants, you let me watch this!?"
"Poor review! The first 45 minutes are all paving the way, the atmosphere is so high and mysterious, and he also explained how weird the typhoon is and how suspenseful the dragon shadow is for us for a long time, and also talked about a lot of real dragons to the country and nation. Meaning, I fucking planned to visit the shrine, but in the last five minutes I was told that it was a water snake?!"
"23333 is indeed the consistent style of "Believe in Science". It is really naive for me to have expectations."
"Old viewers who have been slapped in the face 101 times swear here, I will never believe in the nonsense of the show team."
Wei Tianyi snorted coldly, what unrealistic things are these ignorant guys expecting
His mentality was completely different from those of the audience. He was like a pure and flawless white lotus among the coquettish bitches. Thinking of this, he immediately gave a big thumbs up to the show crew, and replied at the same time—
"That's right! The show team has worked hard, there's nothing wrong with telling the truth and defending science! Not to mention, I know after thinking about it, how could there be such a thing as a dragon in the world! Don't pay attention to those stupid voices, I am a big country and wise Before it starts, your popular science activities are indeed a long way to go, please continue to work hard!"
After posting this comment, regardless of how other netizens scolded him, he quickly closed the official account and turned to his eldest son, who was still dragging the motherland, and scolded coldly: "Shame."
Wei Xi didn't have time to pay attention to his anger, because Mr. Gu, who had been away for many days, finally called him.
Mr. Gu's voice on the other end of the phone was a little weak, as if he hadn't slept for several days, but what he brought was uncompromising good news.
Wei Xi hung up the phone, with a rare look of joy on his face. The believer, Mrs. Wang, saw it, and of course she asked curiously, "Xiao Wei, what's the matter?"
Wei Tianyi heard Wei Xi say to her: "It's nothing, I shot an advertisement before, and now I can finally play it."
******
Wei Tianyi was stunned for a moment, and at this time he had forgotten the information he received before the physical examination: "Advertising??"
Mrs. Wang was also very pleasantly surprised when she heard the words: "Sure enough, it is a great event. Now that the censorship is so strict, it is not easy to pass an advertisement."
Wei Xi thought that it was not right. He was exhausted. He immediately took the remote control to turn on the TV, and at the same time waved his hand to show Unity: "Hurry up, hurry up, I know the Taoists of the Association and our company's employees."
Unity Yi quickly took the lead, not only to communicate with friends and employees, but also seized the time to open the mobile phone and sent a message of great joy to inform the fans of the milestone of Taicangzong. Wei Xi switched on the TV to the integrated channel, and started to pinch according to the information provided by Mr. Gu. Mrs. Wang looked at the logo and said, "Awesome, Xiao Wei, it's still the official channel, it's a prime viewing time right now. ? The advertising space in this file is not easy to grab."
Wei Xi nodded, showing that Mr. Gu's leader really cared about it.
Mrs. Wang asked one more question at this time: "By the way, Xiaowei, what commercial did you shoot?"
Wei Xi thought about it for a while, and then summed it up: "It's just some business in the sect. The content is more complicated, but it is still mainly about recruiting workers."
Mrs. Wang seems to understand but does not understand, recruiting? What kind of jobs does Taicang Zong recruit? Wei Tianyi reacted relatively quickly. He knows that his son usually engages in a lot of strange businesses outside, such as haunted houses, etc. It is a good way to expand his popularity on TV and recruit workers.
Coincidentally, at this time, the TV broadcast happened to be the latest episode of "Believe in Science", which was scolded very badly. The most tense and exciting part has passed, and the show is about to end. The mysterious dragon was photographed in the lower reaches of the Yellow River. When the truth was revealed, Mrs. Wang was amazed: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it."
"Is there anything I didn't expect? I already guessed it was the truth, and only those of you who don't understand will think wildly." Wei Tianyi felt that everyone was drunk and I was awake alone, and the feudal old lady did not forget to warn herself Son, "You see, you bastard, I advise you to stop in moderation, watch more of this kind of show, learn scientific knowledge, figure out what the country wants to express, and shut down your messed up sect as soon as possible."
Mrs. Wang's eyes widened: "Don't talk nonsense, how can the Taicang Sect be in such a mess, it's clear that the Taoist Heavenly Venerate is very smart."
Wei Tianyi's face stinks to death: "What kind of spirit, I think you are stubborn, look at it, if you continue to promote feudal superstition like this, I will report him sooner or later."
Saying that, he pointed to a certain department in the list of slogans at the end of "Believe in Science": "Did you see that this department, this TV, and this station are specifically for you!"
The voice fell to the ground, the screen in front of my eyes flashed, and the picture of "Believe in Science" finally ended completely, and it entered the advertising time.
Mrs. Wang took out her mobile phone to take a picture: "Come here!"
Wei Tianyi also stood beside the sofa with majesty, looking at him with his eyes.
Right, do business well, do it steadily and steadily, no matter what you do, you must follow the core socialist values in order to be recognized by the mainstream. As for what the mainstream recognizes, the just-concluded "Believe in Science" has is the best example.
He lowered his eyes and thought about it, but suddenly felt that something was wrong. What kind of sound was coming from the TV
Wei Tianyi immediately returned to his senses and swept towards the screen, followed by a long, "..."
On the huge screen, a group of Taoist priests in Taoist robes are chanting incantations with magical instruments. Wow, I don't know what ghost song is being sung in the background music room. The Taoists are very busy and are talking to a group of suspected villains. guys fight.
The group of villains were flickering, covered with black energy, and with hideous faces, floating everywhere, not like the image of a human being.
The fighting scene was very intense, but mainly the Taoists had the upper hand. This group of Taoists looked very beautiful, and their movements were also very unrestrained. With one sword, one sword, they stabbed the opposing ghosts who came up to them in the blink of an eye.
The picture has no beginning and no end, and people are so confused that they almost thought it was a promotional video for a new drama. At this time, the camera suddenly turned, and a certain handsome Taoist turned his head to look at the camera, and his sexy voice was magnetic and hoarse: "I'm afraid What the hell?"
The camera pans and turns to the next Taoist priest with dark skin but equally handsome. He asked lazily, "What should I do if I'm afraid of demons?"
Behind him, a young Taoist who described himself as handsome asked with a smile, "What should I do if the feng shui at home is not good?"
The camera zoomed out, and the two sides shouted in unison while fighting: "Sure! Of course! Yes! Look! Too! Cang! Zong!"
Narrator: "Taicang Sect! Millennium Sect! Long history! Famous trademark! It has been passed down to sixty-two generations! It is trustworthy!"
Taoist priests: "What if I have nowhere to go on weekends?"
"What if the date occasion is not new enough?"
"What should I do if I have experienced the excitement of the experience?"
The two sides shouted in unison again while fighting: "Dang! Sure! Yes! Find! Too! Cang! Zong!"
Narrator: "Taicang Zong! Advanced haunted house! Strong investment! Changeable themes! Excellent staff! Good service!"
Taoist priests: "What if there is no evidence of the object's derailment?"
"Business cooperation, what should I do if I'm worried about being scammed?"
"Crack down on counterfeiting and rights protection, what should I do if I have nowhere to start?!"
They shouted in unison: "Yes! Of course! Yes! Find! Too! Cang! Zong!"
Narrator: "Taicang Sect! Legal tax payment! Legal investigation! Public place! Guaranteed under the sun! Never infringe on privacy!"
blah blah blah blah blah blah.
After talking for a while, the opponents of the Taoist priests were finally defeated. They fell to the ground, clutching their chests and dying. The camera zoomed in, and looking at their slanted eyes, it was basically confirmed that they were ghosts.
The head of the gloomy ghost looked at the camera, with a confused look on his terrifying face: "Taicang Sect... Is it really that powerful?!"
A teammate behind him climbed over and said to him, "Of course, I've heard about it long ago. It's such a good place, Your Majesty, just because we don't have jobs, why don't we go and have a look."
In an instant, the villain's boss, who was in ragged clothes before, has changed his body. Although he is still gloomy in suits and leather shoes, he is already an image of a successful person surrounded by younger brothers. It warmly turned enemies into friends with the Taoist priests and shook hands: "Thank you for finding such a good job for us."
Both sides turned to the camera at the same time, smiling.
"Taicang Zong! Famous trademark! Quality and quantity guaranteed! Good treatment! Trustworthy!"
There is a sea of joy in the lens, as for the outside of the lens—
Wei Tianyi: "..."
All the Taoist priests who got the good news and turned on the TV to watch the advertisement: "..."
All the innocent viewers in front of the TV: "… "
Fans or believers who were already confused after being informed of the advertisement news in the block below Taicangzong's Weibo: "… "
The person in charge of the cultural office who stared at the TV in a trance and smoked: "… "
? ? ?
What the hell is going on here? !
The author has something to say: Wei Xi [tears filled his eyes]: "I'm so moved, it's so good, our sect is finally going to soar!"
Unity: "Yes! Yes!"
Shuozong [with a cold face]: "It may be regarded as a funny show."