Feng Bo Shui Shi thought for a moment that he heard it wrong, his eyes widened, and he looked at the stranger in front of him like a ghost: "???"
Xia Shouren below was also shocked by the bright light in front of him: "!!! How can there be such a great merit?!!"
Tuanyiyi was quite confused when he heard it below: "What are you talking about? Who is this person? What is the merit?"
Xia Shouren, who was beside him, was stunned by the question.
There are many sayings about merit and virtue, but the essence of heaven has not changed since ancient times.
In a broad sense, merit is the act of good deeds and the accumulation of virtues that are most admired by the Taoist and Buddhist religions that are active in China today. The way of heaven covers the world. In order to maintain the order of the world, from the day of the birth of wisdom, it is hoped that the psychic and wise people will have good thoughts towards heaven and earth. Gong is the merit of welfare, and virtue is the virtue of promoting good deeds. Throughout the ages, no matter how high or low the status is, it is the same.
Do Taoist Temples save the dead and souls? Of course.
Ordinary people help old grandma to cross the road, and if the road sees injustice, draw a knife and help.
But there is also a difference between merit and merit. There is a small story related to this in ancient times. It is said that there is a mortal who cultivates great compassion and longs to ascend. For this reason, he has accumulated countless virtues throughout his life, helping the old and the young, and disappearing. Family wealth, all day long to help others, but has never been able to become sanctified. When he was about to die, Ming Chai came to pick up his soul. He asked Ming Chai if he could be placed in the Immortal Class, but Ming Chai told him that his merits were not enough, at most only enough to live comfortably and happily in the next life. It is the king of his country who has accumulated enough merit to be sanctified.
This great merciful man was extremely unwilling, and argued with the messenger, saying that the king of his country was cruel and harsh, and he never did any good in his life. Not only for his own enjoyment, he convened the world's beauty draft, but fortunately, he was overjoyed, forcing the world's labor to build a city wall and dig a river for himself, causing the people in the territory to be overwhelmed by the disturbance and the people living in poverty. How can such a wicked person be sanctified, but a good person like himself who has helped countless people cannot.
The messenger told him with a smile: "You have indeed helped many people, and this king is indeed not as kind as you, but do you know that this stern king, the city wall he built was two days after his death. Ten years later, he will save the lives of 120,000 people from the hands of enemy bandits in the outbreak of war. The river he dug will also become millions of people in the next few droughts, so that they will not be starved for nothing. The source of death. He has left so many lives, but you have only saved thousands of people in your life. Compared with yours, which one is greater?"
This story has been passed down to this day, and even Xia Shouren is not sure whether it is true or not, but the rules of heaven in the story are good.
The Tao of Heaven has no feelings, and does not understand feelings. It is only the constraints of heaven and earth to control the world, and the standard for judging and giving merit. It is never the individual who obtains it.
For example, some people who are engaged in scientific research in the mortal world today have achieved remarkable results. They are researching food to solve the hunger and cold problems of hundreds of millions of people, or researching drugs, saving tens of thousands of dying lives. Such beings, even if they don't know anything about practice and believe in science, have no less golden light of merit and virtue, even more than most practitioners who devote themselves to practice.
This is the main reason why the Ningtian Group, who have looked down on the human world since ancient times, has gone all out to solve natural disasters for the country in the 21st century. It's miserable enough to go on a business trip without any believers. If you lose your merits and virtues, what kind of gods are gods called
There are also many mythical beasts who disregard their thousand-year-old age and actively devote themselves to the ocean of knowledge of modern civilization with their old faces. data, and has contributed to the numerous scientific research projects that Ningtian has shocked all sectors of society today. Aerospace, pharmaceuticals, network technology, etc., what are they looking for
Isn't it because metaphysics can't save modern people
Xia Shouren is an ancient beast, and he is familiar with the ancients and the present. With a pair of eyes, he can naturally see the rich and powerful virtues of Wei Dedao. He has survived even longer than Feng Bo Yu Shi, but he has never seen such a shocking golden light of merit. Where is this still a person, it is clearly a mobile merit box.
To say that Xia Shouren himself is no stranger to the golden light of merit, he was keen to participate in activities to bless his fans when his followers were everywhere in the Middle Ages. As of today, although most of the Tao has collapsed, the golden light of merit is not uncommon. Last two months, the anti-tuberculosis drug that Qingniu of Ningtian Pharmaceutical Research and Development Center had been researching for many years came into existence and won an award. The efficacy of anti-tuberculosis drugs is very significant, and the number of meritorious deeds at that time was even greater, to the point where other divine beasts in the company envied them.
But the merit that Qingniu obtained at that time was almost insignificant compared to the one in front of him.
So many merits, it is incredible, what did he do? This is the kind of treatment you can get if you have won seven or eight hundred Nobel Prizes
After listening to his previous explanation, Tuanyiyi seemed to understand the word merit, but he also understood that merit is estimated to be a very powerful and rare thing, so although he couldn't see it, he nodded in admiration: "So that's the case, no The thought of treating athlete's foot and constipation has such great significance."
Xia Shouren: "..."
athlete's foot constipation...
When Tuanjie mentioned these two illnesses, he suddenly remembered something, his mind flickered, and his eyes widened to the sky: "Believers? Athlete's foot? Constipation?! Master! Master! Is this the Dao Tianzun in our sect!"
Wei Xi was hugged by Shuozong, his feet were in the air, and his mind was blank. He stared blankly at the old man who had not seen him for a long time in front of him, and shouted, "Wei Dedao?"
The arm stuck at the waist seemed to tighten a little.
The back in front of him paused for a while before turning around, with a smile on his face, with a bit of confusion, his out-of-focus eyes seemed to swipe towards his back, and then he shook his beard and said slowly, "Apprentice... "
Wei Xi's face changed a few times. He subconsciously wanted to say who was your apprentice as before, but he finally said, "...Aren't you dead?"
Wei Dedao snorted: "You child, I'm teasing you, your master has been practicing for more than 500 years, how can you die so easily, not to mention that you miss me so much and ask people to worship me, even if I really If you die, you have to fight for your life to come back alive."
Wei Xi's mouth pursed tightly, staring at him silently.
Wei Dedao immediately laughed: "I know what you want to ask, I haven't been anywhere these days, I'm all by your side to accompany you."
Wei Xi said coldly, "Who cares about this."
Wei Dedao didn't take his bad attitude towards him seriously at all, and said to himself: "I have seen all the things you have done since you left the mountain, hand over my position as the 62nd generation head of Taicang Sect. It was a good decision for you."
"I haven't eaten a single monster since I came out of the mountain, right? I even let go of protected animals."
"The performance of the sect is also good. It has more than 1,000 employees? It's better than your master."
"I also engaged in a public-private partnership, and you can't do better than you with other brothers and sisters of yours."
In his babbling voice, Wei Xi's cold eyes finally turned away, but he still looked unhappy.
Wei Dedao knew that this was already coaxed, Wei Xi was so angry that it was so quiet, and he was really unhappy just now with the five-element umbrella to smoke Uncle Feng.
He exchanged glances with the second apprentice behind Wei Xi, although he couldn't see it, they both tacitly conveyed the same message at this moment. It's better not to let Wei Xi know about certain things for the time being.
Feng Boyu Shi, who was behind him, couldn't bear it any longer. How about a good fight? Suddenly turned into a compliment meeting? What does this bear parent want to do by praising the child in front of them
Feng Bo's face still hurts after being drawn by the umbrella of the Five Elements. Now that he has been ignored like this, he is even more angry. He stared at the opponents in front of him and said, "Is it still going to be a fight!"
Shuozong clenched the god-killing whip in his hand, and the blood left by Feng Bo Yushi slipped down with the rain. Still stubbornly resisting?"
Uncle Feng's robe was blown up by the strong wind. Although he lost his magic fan, he still sneered confidently: "Resistance in the corner? God Tianlu, you are too confident. Let's see what it is."
Shuozong didn't move at all.
The lightning in the sky once again pierced through the night sky with great force. Since they fought just now, the lightning has approached their position one by one with the dark clouds. Seeing that he did not answer, Feng Bo laughed wildly up to the sky: "The punishment is coming. , aren't you afraid?!"
Shuozong raised his eyebrows: "Why are you afraid?"
Feng Bo: "???"
Shuozong: "Are you out of your mind? Let alone just now, how could God's punishment hit me now?"
Feng Bo's laughter suddenly stopped in his voice, and then he remembered something, and his eyes fell on Wei Dedao, who was standing in front of him.
Feng Bo: "..."
Indeed, with such a great golden light of merit, it is too late for the protection of heaven, and it is impossible to split it.
Uncle Feng gritted his teeth and said to Wei, "Are you going to protect him?"
Wei Dedao was stunned for a moment: "Ah? How is that possible."
Uncle Feng knew that he didn't care, so he calmed down and immediately cooperated with the rain master to attack Shuozong. As a result, before Shuozong could fight back, Wei Xi was the first to get angry, venting all his anger on the two of them and snatching his apprentice's hand. The god-killing whip on the top slashed towards them with a fierce look: "I want to die!"
Uncle Feng took another hit on his face, his nose was almost pulled out of the way, and his eyes almost bleeds while covering the wound.
As a result, Yu Shi's magic weapon was not close to Wei Xi, the golden light of merit and virtue flashed in front of him, and Wei Dedao stood in front of him again: "Xingjun calm down and wow."
Feng Boyu: "..."
Fearing that they would be struck by lightning if they hit him, the two hurriedly recovered their mana, almost dying of anger: "Didn't you say don't care!!!!"
Wei Dedao's face was full of worry: "Of course it's none of my business for Xingjun to beat Tianlu Shen, but how can I beat my disciple."
Feng Boyu: "..."
Wei De said: "My apprentice is young, naughty and ignorant. I don't mean to offend. There are a lot of stars, so don't care about him."
Feng Boyu: "..."
The disciple behind him looked at the two of them coldly, holding the god-killing whip, killing intent surged in his eyes, almost condensing into shape.
Uncle Feng: "...You said this wasn't intended to offend?"
Wei Dedao had a smile of "I really can't do anything about this child" on his face: "Usually spoiled too much, he is indeed a bit naive and willful in his actions."
Feng Boyu: "..."
Oh, so in the eyes of this bear parent, is his apprentice's act of killing gods just "innocent" and "willful"? I can see that you are blind.
Wei Dedao said it righteously and boldly, he was surrounded by golden light of merit and virtue, making Feng Bo Shui Shi unable to start, Feng Bo was angry, and after stalemate for a long time, he listened to Yu Shi's ear: "Why don't you? Let's stop fighting, shall we?"
Fighting with the God-killing Whip to death and life can be said to be fighting for dignity. If you hit the golden light of merit and cause Tianlei to kill you, then you will lose all your face for thousands of years.
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The wind and rain subsided, and he was carried by his apprentice and fell back to the ground. Wei Xi was still stunned and didn't respond: "Aren't you going to fight?"
The apprentice raised his hand and touched the top of his head: "Well, stop beating."
Wei Xi held the God Slaying Whip, and glanced at Uncle Feng and Master Yu with a veiled look. The two of them smashed their apprentice's head with the fan just now.
Feng Bo's face froze, and Wei Dedao, who was next to him, said warmly: "Xingjun, my disciple is still young..."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "...shut up."
The victim was helpless and furious, but Xia Shouren finally recognized the object of merit in front of him, looked at him and then at Wei Xi, with a very surprised expression on his face: "Huh? How could it be... "
When Wei Dedao heard his voice, his expression changed, and he subconsciously turned his head to Wei Xi's position for a second, but he could only feel the warm eyes from Shuozong behind Wei Xi, and he didn't seem to want to help stop Xia Shouren. means to speak.
Feng Bo Shui Shi was very unhappy with the existence of Wei Dedao, and couldn't help frowning: "Do you recognize him? Who is he?"
Although Xia Shouren did not have a divine position in the upper heaven like Shuozong, but as an ancient divine beast, he had a lot of contacts with the cultivation world in the past, and he knew the world's major events, so although he had never dealt with it, he was the number one in the cultivation world of Wei Dedao. The person was also deeply impressed. Not only was he deeply impressed, he also knew many famous legends left by the other party in the cultivation world. However, Feng Bo Shui Shi had a special status. In the past, he held his own identity and could not easily enter the mortal world. He knew much less about the cultivation world than he did.
Therefore, when he heard Feng Bo's inquiry, Xia Shouren subconsciously wanted to answer, but when he spoke, he suddenly received a friend's gaze.
Xia Shouren paused, then changed his tone: "No, I don't know him."
Feng Bo Shui Shi frowned as he stared at him.
Unity on the side looked at Wei Dedao's appearance, but he had already confirmed his inner guess. Now that he has seen Feng Bo Yushi, he is full of the ability to accept the existence of gods, and immediately bowed his head: "Lord Tianzun! "
He shouted in the direction of the younger brother: "Junior younger brother! Lord Tianzun has appeared! What are you still doing!"
The younger brother looked at him coldly, without the slightest intention to come over to pay homage, but Lord Tianzun was very good-natured, and even reached out and touched his head, although he was blind, his eyes were full of smiles: "You don't have to do that. Big ceremony, get up, you are Xi'er's eldest disciple
As the number one fan of Taicang Sect, Tuan Yi Yi was so excited when he saw the offerings from his own sect, his face turned red with excitement: "Master!"
He got up again and said to Feng Bo Shui Shi: "Alas, as a god, I don't even recognize the famous Dao Tianzun of our sect. It seems that the past was really not very good."
He knows very little about the constellations and gods. Since he came into contact with metaphysics, he is most familiar with his own Tianzun. The rest are the Sanqing Patriarchs and the like that he has seen from the Taoists of Kuang Zhiming. Feng Bo Shui Shi is now rare in modern believers, and there are very few Taoist temples to worship, so that he has never heard the names of these two gods before, and he has left a deep-rooted equation in his heart - his own Tianzun is better than these two. I don't know where there are so many immortals.
People at the scene: "… "
Wei Dedao was a little embarrassed: "I dare not speak to the stars like this."
Unity: "It's okay, Tianzun, I'm not wrong, both of them have been laid off, how can their status in the unit be so high."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
Xia Shouren couldn't help but help: "This layoff... In fact, it's not their problem, it's mainly because the whole Shangtian Court is... "
Unity waved his hand: "I understand, I understand, the unit's performance was not good and it was dissolved. As a result, they ran out of work and started a cult. Tell me, what kind of seriousness can a cult engage in? It used to be a civil servant, but now the government They can't be tolerated, it's really getting worse the more they mix."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
To tell the truth, after waking up for so long, neither of them regretted it when they entered the devil, but at this time, the two immortals suddenly realized what it means to make an eternal hatred.
Tuanjie looked at them for a while, and seriously suggested: "I don't think your mentality is good, it's too radical, and it may be that you have been on vacation for too long, and you don't understand the social knowledge outside, even the high-voltage line of the law. Dare to touch it, can you not get along badly? You two are not suitable for you to do it alone, why don’t you come to our Taicang Sect to work, Master, do you think so?”
Everyone present: "????"
Wei Xi looked at Uncle Feng and Master Yu and snorted coldly, because the other party had just fought with his apprentice, and there was some disgust in his eyes: "What's the use of recruiting such employees? It's better to kill them."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
Wei De said: "Two Xingjun, my disciple is still young..."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
Unity Yi sighed: "Master, although these two immortals are pheasant gods, they are not as good as our Tianzun, but after all, it will rain, is it still a bit powerful?"
The disgust in Wei Xi's eyes gradually faded, and he turned to look at the pair of opponents in front of him thoughtfully.
Feng Bo was highly praised by him, but he was not happy at all: "Nonsense, we are the gods appointed by the heaven, and the stars are famous. This so-called Tianzun in your sect, who has no god bones, is the real... , Ye... False God!"
He holds his own identity, but he can't say the rhetoric of the unity, how does the unity know what the god bone is? As always, he was messing around: "A little bit of bullshit, when I was in the sky just now, I said that my Tianzun has a lot of merit, and I didn't even dare to fight. Now I'm a fake god again, I ask you, is it our Tianzun who has more merit or more? How much merit do you have?"
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
The two of them couldn't help looking at the false god in front of them. The splendid merits of the other party were not to mention one of them. Even if most of the priests who went to heaven in the past were added together, they may not be able to compare.
This... this unparalleled merit... Could it really be for the believers to get rid of athlete's foot? Feng Bo shui master's mentality is a little broken when he thinks of this.
Unity Yi saw that the two of them were unpredictable and did not answer, and became more confident: "Let's not mention this, our official Weibo account of Tianzun has more than one million fans after the advertisement. How many followers do you have?"
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
Not to mention Feng Bo Shui Shi, who has been forgotten by the world, even Xia Shouren was envious: "There are so many?"
Feng Bo and Shui Shi were heartbroken when they thought of the few incense they had now. They glanced up and down at Wei Dedao, and they were clearly a false god, but why did the other party mix so much better than themselves in every place?
The dignified god, at this point, Feng Bo looked confused: "How is this possible? How did you do it?"
Seeing that he finally showed signs of convincing, Tuanjie showed a slightly proud expression on his face, took out his mobile phone, and called up the advertisement of his own sect to show Feng Bo and Shuishi: "See, this is our regular company. The difference from your cult!"
Feng Bo and Yu Shi didn't know much about this, but when they heard Tuanjie said that the audience for this advertisement was as many as hundreds of millions, they couldn't help showing a look of horror on their faces: "I didn't expect that the times have developed to this point. level."
Their serious gods are no longer worshipped, and even the temples have become dangerous buildings because they have not been repaired for too long. The believers are chased by the police when they perform incense sacrifices and sacrifices, but the false god on the opposite side has thousands of believers, and also won the government Admit it, the way of heaven did not restrict him, and gave him such dazzling merit.
Yu Shi is gentler than Feng Bo. At this time, seeing the black wisps of his divine power, his expression can't help but become sad: "What are we into the devil for?"
Uncle Feng was also a little dazed: "It's not that the troublemaker said that human beings in this world already believe in science and no longer need gods. Only by entering the devil can they dominate the world and regain their place."
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Tuanjie didn't quite understand his words, but the expressions of Xia Shouren and Shuozong on the side changed suddenly.
Xia Shouren asked loudly, "The devil of trouble?"
Shuozong's expression gradually froze: "You met them?"
Tuanjie was taken aback by their reaction: "What is it, what is the devil of trouble?"
Xia Shouren glanced at him and explained with a serious expression: "The six realms of heaven and earth, heaven, man, animal, ghost, god, and asura, originally intended to be reborn in the Buddha world, but there are differences in the rules of the world. The way of heaven restricts all things, Humanity is you, it goes without saying that animals and Shinto, ghosts lead to all undead, the last Asura, in our practice world is collectively called the devil, and the devil is one of the generals under the devil."
After explaining briefly, Xia Shouren frowned and asked Feng Bo: "Are you sure you have encountered a demon of trouble? Since the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts joined forces to kill the leader of the demon world, Mo Bo Xun, it has been a long time since there have been traces of people from the demon world."
Uncle Feng gave a wry smile and shook his head: "How can it be beheading, at best it shatters his soul and suppresses it. Now that the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts have perished, and most of the Heavenly Dao has collapsed, how can he be restrained? Not to mention. The demon world has been hidden for so long, and there is no trace of it when the heaven collapses. The strength is not damaged at all. The troubled demon has bewitched me. The consciousness of the magic wave has turned into a human and reappeared in the world after the heaven was loosened. Now the whole demon world is looking for waves. After the trace of ten days, after finding him, the demon world will gather and become the new master of heaven and earth."
Xia Shouren said in a daze: "Bo Xun actually reappeared? Back then, when the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts joined forces, they almost couldn't help him and the demon soldiers under him. Now that the realm of the gods is declining and the way of heaven is incomplete, who else can restrain the demon realm?"
Uncle Feng's eyes were also very pessimistic: "Yeah, fortunately, after Bo Xunhua, he didn't contact his demon soldiers immediately. The demon world guessed that he must have lost his memory and reincarnated in the world, so he looked for it for a while. Not his whereabouts."
Seeing that the two of them were so nervous, Tuanjie asked in a daze, "This Bo Xun is quite powerful, isn't it?"
Uncle Feng said solemnly: "Of course, Bo Xun is the number one devil Buddha in the world. After becoming a devil, he controls the entire devil world. He has a high position, and his thinking is weird and stubborn. They were disturbed by him to the point of being unable to obtain the Dao, and later, he led his subordinates to try to subvert the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts several times and convince the gods and Buddhas to fall into the demon world, can it be amazing?"
"Hey, fuck it." Tuanjie felt some sympathy for this unheard of demon king, "It turned out to be recruiting at your place. This demon is a bit serious about his career."
Everyone: "… "
Xia Shouren glanced at Tuanjie with a strange expression, and after thinking about it, he understood his strange brain circuit. This man was also lobbying the gods of Heavenly Court to join his sect a few minutes ago, although the lobbyists were already two laid off workers. staff…
Tuanjie found that his political position was not quite right, and quickly changed his words: "Are you two stupid, knowing that they still believe their words, can you not be deceived? This demon world is indeed a bit bad, and even the corners of heaven are dug up. , there is no bottom line, and isn't the demon world an underworld? The state doesn't encourage this, and I don't think it will have a future. It's not as suitable for you to go there as in our Taicang sect. Master, do you think so?"
Wei Xi: "Yeah."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Does your teacher and apprentice hurt your face when you say this
Xia Shouren gave up entanglement with them, focused on the opponent, and asked Feng Bo: "Since you two have fallen to the devil, has the troublemaker told you about Bo Xun?"
Uncle Feng shook his head: "They don't have many clues themselves, they just guess that Bo Xun has entered the reincarnation. With an identity like Bo Xun, entering the reincarnation must not be through the relationship of the Yin Cao Si, and the name cannot be found, but it is not completely invisible. ."
Rain Master interface: "The devil can do whatever he wants, be unrestrained, and have no sense of responsibility for heaven and earth. If Bo Xun wants to become a devil again, he will definitely give himself an identity that will enter the world and cut off the world's nostalgia. The devil guessed that he should make himself fatherless. Motherless, poverty-stricken, and suffering from the injustice and indifference of the world, can you comprehend the way of the devil without attachment in the resentment of the human world and all things in the world."
It's too miserable. Unity and righteousness said that there is no father, no mother, poverty, poverty, and injustice. Isn't this a fucking portrait of Lao Tzu's life? When he was begging for food, wandering and sleeping in the bridge hole, he really didn't get too many cold eyes. Sometimes it was too cold in winter. When he curled up in the bridge hole and felt like he was about to freeze to death, he also had countless questions about the world and society. Because he was too experienced, he couldn't help but complain: "What's wrong with this demon king, a good king doesn't do this for himself, just to get revenge on the society. My god. If it's me, I can choose As my reincarnated identity, then I must be thrown into the womb of the richest man in the country, and when I was born, I was born with a famous car, a mansion, a private jet, and traveled all over the world, that would be cool."
Xia Shouren rolled his eyes and said, "You idiot, you are in this realm. Bo Xun's goal is to control the entire demon world. Can you think like you?"
Unity gave a sour snort: "Controlling the demon world has a fart meaning. I am not a leader in our sect as a manager. I live a fulfilling life every day, and I love the world. Life is much more interesting than him."
Tuanjie couldn't help sticking to his master, hey, it's thanks to the master who brought him out of Fengyang's shabby place, and now he has a good and positive life. If it doesn't go on like this, he may also have One day will choose to take revenge on the world. Now, under the diligent management of him and his master, his sect is getting bigger and bigger and more and more deposits. Maybe one day he will be able to fly a famous car, a luxury house and a private jet.
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Bo Xun's trail still failed to discuss any regulations in the end, but the development prospects of Taicang Sect really made Feng Bo and Yu Shi very moved. Priest, what immortal hasn't had the dream of being surrounded by the virtues of heaven? Now the two of them have few believers, and the temple has been kept clean. They are obviously serious gods, but they are not as good as fake gods.
Feng Bo said angrily: "The Anxiety Demon said at the time that the human world no longer needed gods. I saw that there was really no one asking for rain in this North Arakawa River, and the temple was demolished. I actually believed him. Who knew that he would lie to me and give treatment to human beings. Athlete's foot can gain such great merit."
Unity Yi sighed: "You too, it's been so many years, Lehe has no shortage of rain now, what prospects can you have here, it's raining here, it makes it inconvenient for the citizens to go to work , it's too late for people to scold you, if you want to have merit, you have to do it with us."
Feng Bo felt that he had been deceived, very shameless, and sighed.
Almost at the same time, the people who fainted on the ground also woke up, all faces were confused, and they sat up from the ground.
Mr. Gu fell into the rain just now and got muddy all over his body. After sitting up, his brain was still dizzy: "What's the matter? Why did I suddenly faint?"
At the same time, he noticed two strangers who appeared inexplicably in his team, and was slightly taken aback: "Are these two...?"
Why do you dress so strangely
Unity hesitated for a while. How should I introduce this? Fengbo and Sailor are not the gods of the Taicang sect, and they themselves have fallen. Although they are reining in their horses now, they are related to the underworld, and it will appear that they are talking about their identities. The style of his own root Hongmiaozheng also seems very informal.
So he paused and came up with a good idea: "This is a newly recruited expert from our Taicang Sect."
Mr. Gu: "?"
What's so weird about it
Feng Bo and Shui Shi were also a little confused by their new identities. At this time, their fanatical envoy also woke up, and when they saw their faces, they immediately began to kneel and kowtow reverently: "The gods have appeared!! !"
Mr. Gu was shocked: "God????"
"Fuck." Unity said, "Does he know you two?"
Uncle Feng and Shui Shi said uneasy: "In the past, we asked him to develop new believers. We showed up a few times. He used to believe in other cults. He was very brainwashed, and he was more radical. To mention, I heard that I have done a lot of things in other sects before, but I am very experienced and have never been caught by the police."
"Fuck, is this an inappropriate criminal?" Unity said, "You two can't have anything to do with this criminal."
Feng Bo heard the words, with a reluctant look on his face, no matter what, this is the cult they finally developed.
Tuanyiyi reminded quietly from the side: "The leaders who are engaged in culture are here now..."
Feng Bo Shui Shi: "..."
At first glance, the envoy was a very radical fanatic. When he saw the deity he worshipped, his eyes shone with light, and he did not forget to shout to the believers beside him: "What are you doing? Come and pay homage to this religion. The god of ah!!!"
The surrounding believers were also made cautious by his state, and looked cautiously at the stranger with a pair of wide robes and long sleeves.
The envoy probably felt that the shouting was not enough to express his admiration, and then he kowtowed on the ground again, making the old men and ladies very excited. There must be nothing wrong with what the envoy said. His family is really not a cult, and it is also a true god. This is all a manifestation!
As a result, before the excited old people knelt down, two low and urgent voices suddenly came from the front, decisively splitting the relationship between the two sides—
"Don't talk nonsense."
"We never engage in cults."
The old men in black robes ready to kneel: "?"
The envoy who kowtowed pressed his bruised forehead: "??"
Mr. Gu: "????"
Mr. Gu saw the two men in strange ancient costumes glanced at him quickly, and then walked gracefully towards the shocked divine envoy, not knowing what to do.
After a while, the envoy showed an expression of sudden realization and jumped up: "I realized! Where's my phone? Where's my phone? I want to turn myself in, who can help me call 110!"
Countless elderly church members: ""
Mr. Gu: "..."
Unity said: "Look, they have nothing to do with these cults, they are just ordinary experts."
Mr. Gu looked at him without words.
Are you taking me for a fool
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On the other side, Xia Shouren carefully pulled his buddies: "Hey old beast, tell me, how did the merits of this guard's head come from?"
Shuozong glanced at Wei Xi, who was talking to Uncle Feng and Yu Shi under Wei Dedao's gaze.
He looked at Wei Xi's unpleasant face and replied lightly, "What do you think?"
Xia Shouren followed his gaze, realized something after a while, and opened his mouth in astonishment: "...I didn't expect it to be..."
But there are obviously not many people who know everything in the past like him, and Feng Bo and Yu Shi in front of him are arguing with Wei Xi.
Wei Xi was very irritable: "What will you be responsible for after entering the sect? Are you not the god of wind and the god of rain? Of course, you are responsible for the rainfall."
Feng Bo Yu Shi hesitated for a while, Feng Bo was beaten by him, he was unwilling to open his mouth, or Yu Shi said what they wanted to say: "Rainfall is naturally necessary. After all, it is our own job that we are good at, but..."
Wei Xi beat the god-killing whip in his hand: "Just what?"
Master Yu: "If there is another work on treating beriberi and constipation among believers, can you let us get in touch with them?"
Wei Xi: "??"
Shuozong: "..."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Wei De said: "..."
Unity: "Wow, it's quite ideal, you guys, if you're not willing to just rain, you're going to grab our Tianzun's business when you enter the sect?"
Uncle Feng snorted and insisted very much. Yu Shi was ashamed, but he didn't mean to back down.
It is indeed not good to rob business, but whether you are a human being or a god, you always have to go to the top.