Shuozong: "..."
Butler Zhou: "..."
The two looked at each other for a few seconds, and Shuozong raised his eyebrows: "Did you see that?"
Butler Zhou stared at his hand hesitantly: "...you're talking about this necklace?"
Shuozong: "Yes, Weixi gave it to me."
Butler Zhou: "????"
so what? Why are you telling me this? It doesn't seem to have anything to do with me, does it
Butler Zhou was very confused and didn't know how to react. After being silent for a while, he could only make an embarrassing cry, and then left alone with a broom.
The creature's instinct told him that staying there might be dangerous, either physically or psychologically.
********
After Tuan Yi entered the house, he panicked and asked people to make fresh braised pork for his own Tianzun. Wei Dedao had no choice but to sigh. Although the sixty-third generation disciples were a little dull, they were good at their master. is true respect.
Can solidarity be disrespected? This is the offering of the Taicang Sect, the gods. As a mortal who works in a superstitious unit, isn't it natural for him to pay homage to the gods who bless his family
On the contrary, he was even more surprised by the master's reaction. After the Dao Tianzun appeared, the master didn't seem to show much excitement. Instead, he ignored the answer along the way, and didn't seem to care about the Tianzun at all.
Seeing that Wei Dedao finished the words to keep his distance, Wei Xi got stuck there. After waiting for a while, he did not wait for the later text: "Is there anything else? I went to sleep without me."
On the one hand, Wei Dedao was entangled, on the other hand, Shuozong looked at him mockingly, and Wei Xi was squinting tiredly, so he couldn't continue the class: "Go to sleep."
Wei Xi really walked away without looking back.
Wei Dedao stood on the spot, rolled up his sleeves, "watched" his apprentice's back, his expression was very complicated, and he let out a small sigh.
Feng Bo Yushi had nowhere to go for the time being, so he came to Wei's house. Hearing his sigh, he asked curiously, "What's the matter with you?" "
Wei De said: "I'm worried that my disciple is too pure and kind, and people will bully him."
Feng Bo, who was beaten in the face and still hurts a little: "..."
Yu Shi couldn't help but complain: "Your apprentice is not pure and kind at all, okay?"
Wei Dedao immediately retorted: "Nonsense! He hasn't killed a single person these days, isn't he pure and kind enough?"
Rain Master: "????"
No... Not killing people is pure kindness. Didn't I say that your sect's moral standards are so low
Wei Dedao shook his head: "Xingjun doesn't understand."
"I don't understand." Yu Shi was very speechless to this bear parent, "I really don't know how you got this knowledge. I see that your apprentice is not very good to you."
Tuanyiyi happened to pass by and stopped immediately when he heard this. Indeed, he was also very surprised why his master was so indifferent to Tianzun.
But I didn't expect Tianzun to hear Yu Shi's words with a face of disapproval: "Xingjun's words are bad, how can my disciple treat me badly?"
Rain Master: "???"
No, don't you feel a little bit compelled by the cold and indifferent appearance of your disciple's words and deeds? A normal master and apprentice are always familiar, the apprentice kneels down to the master three times, bows his brows and pleasing to the eye, let's not talk about the red tape, no matter what, it won't be the way you and your apprentice get along, right
Wei Dedao has his own set of standards: "Xingjun has come all the way, can you see that my disciple has scolded me?"
Rain Master: "????"
Wei De said: "Can you see that my disciple has murdered me?"
Rain Master: "..."
"Of course he never yelled at me before." Wei Dedao mentioned this with a touch of emotion in his tone, "In the past, he just didn't kill me, but now he doesn't even want to scold me anymore, it can be seen that My disciple is a sincere and kind person, so he can be so special and tolerant towards my master."
Feng Boyu: "..."
The rain teacher pulled Feng Bo: "Go away."
No talk, no talk, this bear parent has opened the filter for his bear child like this, and the pores can no longer be found. What else can be said
Unity: "..."
Tuanjie’s admiration for his master instantly rose to the height of Mount Everest. It turned out that not only the apprentices and employees, but even the gods of the Taicang sect had to survive under the master’s rule.
Wei Dedao only smiled at their astonished performance. What do these ordinary gods and humans know about Weixi
He bent his eyes and touched the Sect Master Ling, who had never given another look after Wei Xi had placed it in the shrine, and slowly rubbed it.
Shuozong passed by him and went upstairs, and said lightly, "I don't know what to be proud of. Has he ever given you anything?"
Wei Dedao's expression changed, and he said slowly, "... When I was in the mountains, my disciple often hunted wild boars for me."
"He even told me to eat Specter." Shuozong sneered, the purple gold chain around his neck shone brightly in the light, "What's the point of eating and drinking such a vulgar thing?"
Wei De said: "..."
Wei Dedao said slowly: "Lord Tianlu... I can't see..."
Shuozong was noncommittal: "Really?"
Wei De said: "..."
It was obvious who the winner of this confrontation was. Shuo Zong strode upstairs over him, but before he even set foot on the corridor, he bumped into Wei Xi who was looking down at the corner.
Shuozong: "...what are you doing?"
Wei Xi carefully kept his figure from being discovered by Wei Dedao, yawned, leaned into his apprentice's arms, and asked, "Has your brother instructed the kitchen to cook the braised pork for your master?"
Shuozong hugged him: "..."
Wei Xi was already very sleepy, and rubbed his face against his shoulder, sniffing the smell of his apprentice, and speaking slowly: "Que'er, remember to remind your senior brother and let him go to the altar of Tianzunxiang to put Take out the sect master order and keep it close to your body."
The apprentice's arms were wrapped around his waist, and his voice became tighter and tighter, but he didn't answer.
Wei Xi thought he didn't hear it, so he could not help looking up at his apprentice sleepily: "Queer?"
The breath from above suddenly approached, firmly blocking the lips that he wanted to repeat again, the apprentice's powerful tongue rushed in with some inexplicable emotion, licked his mouth all over, and gnawed it in annoyance after retracting it. He lowered his lip and said, "Don't speak."
Wei Xi: "?"
Tuanyiyi downstairs saw his Tianzun's face suddenly burst into a smile, and while smiling, he shook his head and sighed with emotion: "This child."
******
Bi Fang asked cautiously, "Old Xia, why don't we come here uninvited?"
"Don't call me Lao Xia, now I'm in charge of the fat relic breeding project, and I've been promoted. You should call me Director Xia." Xia Shouren parked the car at the gate of the community, with curiosity written all over his face, "And what's wrong, I have to Just solve the mystery of Wei Dedao, the merits of his body, and why he didn't die, if I don't understand my heart, I can't even eat. Hey, you call the old beast Yet?"
Bi Fang removed the phone that had automatically ended dialing again from his ear, glanced at the prompt on the screen that no one answered, and didn't dare to call with him, but answered cautiously: "Last night in Lehe City to suppress Feng Bohe. Yu Shi didn't sleep all night, Mr. Shuozong probably has rested by now."
"Fart." Xia Shouren said, "I don't know him yet? He's a thousand-year-old monster, and he's not a human being. How could he need to rest."
After that, he took Bi Fang straight into the Wei house and caught Tuanjie: "Shuo... Where is your junior brother?"
Tuanjie was also about to go to sleep, yawned and said, "I went back to my room to rest early, why are you here at this time?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang: "Alas."
Xia Shouren: "Shut up."
Bi Fang: "I haven't said anything yet."
Xia Shouren: "That's why I told you to shut up early."
Bi Fang shrugged, obediently without complaining, the two went straight to the door of Shuozong's room, and opened it before they had time to knock.
Shuozong was wearing a nightgown with a tight belt, revealing his long, straight legs and a small half of his chest. He was holding a pair of slippers and propped the door with one hand, his hair was a little messy, as if he had just gotten up from the bed, but he looked at the two people outside the door, but his eyes were sober and unkind, and his voice was low and cold: "Be quiet for me. "
Xia Shouren glanced behind him and found that he couldn't see anything. The room was dark, the curtains were all pulled tightly, and no light could penetrate the room. He couldn't help but say: "...Are you really sleeping?"
Shuozong ignored him: "Shut up, don't talk, don't make a sound, go downstairs and wait, I'll get dressed and come down."
Having said that, he closed the door decisively.
However, the action was very decisive, and the force of his closing the door was surprisingly light, and there was no sound at all.
Xia Shouren: "...Damn, it's fine if we don't let us enter the room, what does it mean if we don't even make a sound?"
Bi Fang guessed in a low voice: "Why do I think there should be someone in the room, afraid that we will wake up the people in the room?"
Xia Shouren: "Who sleeps in the room? Where do you sleep?"
Bi Fang: "On the bed."
Xia Shouren: "...Are you kidding me? This old beast is so territorial that he won't let people enter the house easily. How could he let people sleep in his own bed?"
Bi Fang: "What if you're talking to someone? No matter how strong your territorial awareness is, it can't be as strong as that, right?"
When the voice fell, he saw Xia Shouren staring at him like he had seen a ghost.
Bi Fang: "?"
Xia Shouren went downstairs and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! Hahahaha!! Are you sick! I haven't even had sex with me! How could an old beast understand sex!"
Bi Fang: "..."
Others downstairs: "..."
Xia Shouren suddenly realized what he had said, and suddenly stopped speaking, and the next second his face quickly flushed red.
Bi Fang: "...you never never..."
Xia Shouren interrupted him angrily: "Shut up! We have a special status, isn't this normal!"
Bi Fang: "What's normal? Qingniu knows to find a partner every day when he engages in scientific research. He is chasing the company's reputation. I and other people occasionally talk about love with mortals."
Xia Shouren: "...That's because you are irresponsible and forget the responsibility on your shoulders. Unlike me, I dedicate myself to the peace of this world."
Bi Fang: "Really? Is it really not because of lack of money?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang added: "And on the condition of Mr. Shuozong, falling in love is a very normal thing."
Xia Shouren: "Fuck, since ancient times, have you heard that he was looking for a Taoist companion?"
Bi Fang thought about it carefully, and his eyes widened in surprise: "What do you mean... Mr. Shuozong has never been in love before and now?"
Xia Shouren sneered: "It's more than just not in love. If you think about his body, I suspect that he doesn't have that at all, or just as the world says, it's just that coldness."
Bi Fang: "????"
Bi Fang realized that he seemed to have come into contact with some incredible privacy, and murmured in disbelief: "...Impossible?"
"Why is it impossible." Xia Shouren said angrily, "I think when I first fell in love with Fenghuang, Fenghuang chased him every day, what about him? He was hunting for treasures all day long, but those treasures were taken away by Weixi and eaten up. Busy fighting with Wei Xi. I didn't even give Phoenix a look, why is this? It's not the two reasons I guessed, what else could be the reason."
Bi Fang was stunned.
Xia Shouren finally asserted: "It goes without saying, let me tell you, although the Dao of Heaven has collapsed for more than a hundred years, there may have been a little change in how he behaved, causing me to be frequently injured some time ago. On the big issue, as a brother, I will definitely not be mistaken. This old beast is not erotic at all, if he can have that kind of thing, I, Xia Shouren, will give you a live performance and kiss Qingniu for three hours. "
Bi Fang: "???"
Xia Shouren sneered when he saw his stunned look, Shuozong has a Taoist companion? how is this possible.
When he returned to his senses, he saw that Wei Dedao had appeared in front of him, facing himself with a complex expression of his brilliant golden light of merit.
Xia Shouren: "?"
******
It may be because of the inexplicable flying of Zai Le He, Wei Xi fell asleep in the arms of the second apprentice after inhaling the yang energy this time. When he was half asleep, he often felt that his soul was light and fluttering, as if he was being agitated by some force to break his body. out.
Later, the second apprentice gave the second apprentice a gentle and slow slap on the back, and the feeling gradually subsided. In a daze, it seemed that the second apprentice sighed in his ear: "You shouldn't have touched the divine whip."
When Wei Xi heard the name Slaughtering God's Whip, he struggled to open his eyes, but he was unsuccessful in the end, and was slapped and slowly fell asleep.
Halfway through, the second apprentice's breath seemed to be a little farther away, he slept a little unsteadily, and his ears were warmly kissed.
Wei Xi had a dream, probably because his memory was relatively scattered, he often dreamed of many strange scenes.
But most of the time, in the dream, he was fighting and eating. It was strange to say that he obviously didn't remember anything, but when he was dreaming, he instinctively knew that he was stealing food, so he was always tense. Emotionally, waiting for the coming murder in the next moment.
In the dream, his state is very different from that in reality. When he eats, he is not happy at all, and he is not picky about the taste. Sometimes he even gnaws at the bark and soil. Just plugged.
But this time the dream was even more bizarre. He actually dreamed that a group of people with vague stature were shouting around him, and of course they exchanged a few words from time to time.
There are so many words, it is almost no different from Wei Dedao.
Wei Xi couldn't see their appearance, and couldn't hear their voices. He only knew that this was probably a sign of a fight. Of course, he wasn't afraid of a fight at all.
On the contrary, the group of people on the opposite side were afraid that they were extremely afraid, and surrounded themselves densely, shouting a name in their mouths—
what is it then
Wei Xi suddenly opened his eyes.
He gasped for a while, and reached out to touch it. The second apprentice was not on the bed, and the apprentice's pillow was being held in his arms.
The room was dark, covering his slightly puzzled eyes.
************
The memorial meeting downstairs is lively.
Regarding the past stories, the two sides only briefly mentioned a few words. After all, Xia Shouren already knew most of the plot, and now he understands it with a little edge from Wei Dedao's mouth.
Shuozong was not happy to hear about this past event, and always turned his eyes away coldly.
Xia Shouren had to quietly sigh at Bi Fang: "The prehistoric seal formation that exhausted the power of the entire cultivation world, the head of Wei really deserves to be the first person in the Mahayana period in the cultivation world, it is really amazing."
Bi Fang didn't know much about the world of practice, so he asked in confusion, "So what does this mean? I wasn't in the mortal world at the time. Was Wei Xi really quite scary?"
Xia Shouren hated the thought of his tail that had been bitten off before, not to mention that Weixi had stripped away his cave several times. At this time, he was eager to pull all Weixi's opponents all over the world into comrades in the trenches. Zhiwei Dao was the main force of the Prehistoric Sealing Array, and in his eyes, the golden image of the other party seemed to shine a lot: "That is quite hated, there is nothing to like about it, otherwise it will be sealed by others. What is he doing? This can only be done with the determination to die, which shows how much the head of Wei cares about the world."
Wei Dedao sighed: "How can it be so exaggerated."
How could Wei Xi not have a little bit of liking? Obviously a lot.
But Xia Shouren didn't know his original intention, so he asked happily, "What's so humble! Sect Master Wei, let me ask you, do you regret setting up that seal formation?"
Wei Dedao thought for a while, and finally shook his head: "I don't regret it."
If he didn't make that formation, maybe Wei Xi would have been killed by Tianlei when the Dao of Heaven collapsed, just like Jairui Qiongqi. Where is the 62nd generation head of Taicang Zong who is alive and kicking now
"Let's see." Xia Shouren said to Bi Fang, "The head of Wei is really awesome, even if he sets up the formation, he even sacrificed himself to force himself to stay with such a hated object after that. I admire him. .I announce that the head guard is my brother from today."
This is called the enemy of the enemy is the friend.
Bi Fang: "???"
Bi Fang carefully glanced at Wei Dedao's face: "But, Xia... Director, why do I feel that the head of Wei doesn't really want to pay attention to you?"
"How is that possible!" Xia Shouren said, "I am a dignified ancient totem, a great auspicious auspiciousness. I am most admired and liked by practitioners. I am loved by everyone everywhere. You should be like a glutton like Weixi?"
However, when he turned around, he found that Wei Dedao was really sitting silently away from him, and his expression was vaguely disgusting.
Xia Shouren: "???"
While wondering, he suddenly saw his buddy's expression change from the corner of his eye, and then he heard Wei Xi's slow voice coming from the stairs in front of him—
"My gluttonous eater?"
Everyone present changed their expressions, and Xia Shouren was so frightened that Mao Quan exploded: "I'm going! Weixi!"
Wei Xi ignored his shock, and just stood there in pajamas with a hesitant expression on his face: "I was in a dream and heard someone call me that, many people call me that."
No one answered his words, Wei Xi's eyes staring at Wei Dedao gradually narrowed, and he noticed something was wrong: "Am I not a lonely ghost?"
The door behind him opened with a click, and Tuanjie showed a head half-awake: "Who, who is yelling... Master? Why are you getting up?"
Wei Xi didn't wait for an answer, so he slowly turned his eyes to his eldest apprentice. The chaotic memories in his mind were chaotically intertwined with this special name. , I ask you, what is gluttonous food?"
Tuanjie was stunned for a while, rubbed his eyes, his brain was still a little confused, and he replied in confusion: "... Just, someone who can eat? Someone who knows how to eat? Someone who knows how to eat?"
Immediately after thinking of this professional knowledge that I don't know much about, I said again: "Master, wait a minute, I will search Baidu Encyclopedia on Baidu."
He just took out his mobile phone from the pocket of his pajamas, when he suddenly heard the calm voice of his junior brother: "No need to check, I'll tell you."
Everyone present instantly turned their attention to Shuozong.
Xia Shouren had already begun to regret that he was so complacent that he kept his mouth shut. At this moment, with a cold sweat on his forehead, he frantically used his eyes to radiate the message "Do you not want to live anymore?"
Shuozong was half sitting on the armrest of the sofa, and his expression was very calm in his eyes: "What do you think it is, it's just an auspicious beast with a relatively long history."
Xia Shouren: "???"
Bi Fang: "???"
Wei Dedao reacted, met Shuozong and nodded immediately, "Yes."
Wei Xi was stunned for a while, and the dangerous aura on his body dissipated visibly: "Auspicious beast with a long history?"
"Oh, isn't it right?" Tuanjie searched for the name of the entry at this time, but said in confusion, "Junior Brother, it says..."
The younger brother interrupted him without hesitation: "When can Baidu's words be trusted? It's all a fake introduction."
Tuanjie touched his head, and after thinking for a moment, he figured it out: "Indeed, I searched Baidu for heel pain last time and told me that I was terminally ill and needed to have my limb amputated."
Wei Xi was suspicious: "Really? Then why... the people in my dream are all around me?"
Shuozong got up and walked towards him slowly, with a very ordinary expression and a very ordinary tone, and asked as he walked, "What did they tell you?"
Wei Xi shook his head: "I can't hear clearly."
"That may be sacrificing you." Shuozong said, "Taotie, as auspicious, has many believers in the past, and is a very respected god."
Wei Xi stared into his apprentice's eyes, ah, and suddenly realized that he might exist like this, which made him a little overwhelmed: "Is that so?"
Xia Shouren's heart was pounding, and he said to Bi Fang cautiously, "Fuck, this old beast is so awesome that I have to believe it."
Bi Fang replied softly, "I think the relationship between Wei Xi and Mr. Shuo seems a bit unusual."
Xia Shouren patted his chest, feeling that the danger that had just arrived was gradually fading away, and heaved a sigh of relief: "That must be, they used to fight every day, so who... also bit off Lao Tzu's tail, the old and new hatreds are added together, It's unusual."
Bi Fang: "I didn't mean that."
Xia Shouren: "?"
I saw my friend walking to the stairs, looking at the top and saying in a steady tone, "That's it. Come down."
Wei Xi seemed to believe it, pulled his slippers and walked down slowly, and then - his friend spread his arms and took him into his arms very naturally.
Xia Shouren: "????"
The friend put his head on Weixi's ear and made a gesture that seemed to be a kiss, and then there was a floating voice: "Why did it suddenly come out?"
The inexplicable tension just now passed, Wei Xi turned into a lazy look again, leaned on the apprentice's shoulder and was carried from the stairs to the ground, yawned and said, "I had a dream, I woke up and found you If you're not in bed, I'll come out to find you."
Xia Shouren: "..."
The wind is roaring, the horse is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring...
Bi Fang: "Wow."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang: "Why do you fix this?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Bi Fang: "After all, a kiss is a matter of two people. I have to tell Qingniu in advance, right?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
The author has something to say: Qingniu, who is studying at the desk at Ningtian Research Institute: "????"
Wei Xi [suddenly realized]: "So I am a lucky beast."