Besides Xia Shouren, another innocent comrade was also shocked.
Tuanjie looked at the interaction between his master and his younger brother in front of him, and the background board estimated that there were tens of thousands of question marks floating past at the same time.
"Wake up... wake up?"
"The bed... the bed?"
"Master... Master, did you sleep with your younger brother just now?"
As he asked, he looked in shock at his younger brother, who was holding his master in a calm manner. Although this guy has always been suspected of being an Israeli waiter, is it too hard to wait on the bed? Although he knows that there are unspoken rules in the workplace these days, it's true, but it turns out that not only large companies, but also superstitious industries can't escape
But at this time, no one cared to answer his question at all, and the rest of the members present were very nervous.
After all, no one expected that Wei Xi would suddenly appear in such a situation, and learned that they were determined to hide some of his secrets together. Sweat might soak through your underwear.
Fortunately, Wei Xi's brain is not enough, plus his professional knowledge is not enough, and he instinctively believes in his apprentice, and does not immediately express doubts.
He instantly forgot the seemingly non-existent dangerous state that appeared strangely just now, and at the same time, the somewhat chaotic thinking that had just woken up gradually became clear, and only then did he truly realize what information he had just received.
Wei Xi was a little puzzled for a while, frowned and looked at Wei Dedao, trying hard to think: "You clearly told me that I am a...?"
Ever since he was conscious, he has always thought of himself as a lonely ghost. After all, Wei Dedao told him so clearly, and he was also so convinced that he never doubted it.
For so many years on the mountain, he has no body, and has been living by his own soul, and even because of this connection, he can't get out. He is indeed a lonely ghost.
Wei Dedao realized that Shuo Zong's sharp and icy gaze was directed at him, with a smile on his face, without any confusion: "It's the master who doesn't understand that, and he just got your identity wrong before."
Wei Xi stared at him suspiciously: "Really?"
Could this be wrong
Wei Dedao said: "Although I have lived for more than 500 years, I am a mortal man. How can I know so much."
Wei Xi frowned, still having difficulty accepting his sudden change of identity: "But why don't I feel like an auspicious beast at all..."
Not to mention, he is quite self-aware, and many people present praised him like that.
Only his apprentice pulled him to sit down on the sofa and asked him calmly, "What do you think the auspicious beast should be like?"
Wei Xi thought hard and found that he really didn't have this concept.
Unity upstairs vaguely understood something, showed a shocked expression, and felt sleepy: "Fuck, Master? What do you mean? What are you talking about? The one you asked me to search just now... means you are not human. ?"
After he said this, he felt that his words seemed a bit ambiguous: "No, what I want to say is that you are a gluttonous man?"
Wei Xi nodded at him tangled, looking at the attitude of the people present, it seemed to be confirmed, and he could only accept the reality if he didn't understand it.
Tuanjie got the answer, and stood there in a daze, lying on the grass and lying on the grass for a few times, with clear dementia flowing in his eyes: "My master is too awesome."
But when he pondered deeply, he felt that it was not so difficult to accept: "Indeed, Master, you are so good at eating, and you are so good at fighting, you actually knocked me to the ground with one punch, who can be so awesome? The truth? Saying that I often doubted this issue before, but now I know that you are not human, but it feels normal."
Wei Xi: "Is that so?"
It doesn't seem that hard to accept.
"Why not." Unity said, "And the auspicious beast, the auspicious beast, I feel auspicious when I hear it, and it also benefits the world, isn't it better than being a human? If you think about it, we Taicang Sect are not the descendants of a famous family! Compared with the Taoist priest, they are much more powerful than the historical sites and buildings!"
When Wei Xi heard the topic related to his own business, his expression really slowed down, but he still had some doubts: "I can't remember anything in the past, I always feel like I'm not a lucky beast."
Wei Dedao froze when he heard it.
At this moment, Tuanjiyi ran down the ground: "Master, I forbid you to say that, you forgot the little fat man from the cultivation school? Isn't he what, Xuanwu? I heard that Xuanwu is also a lucky beast. One of the great mythical beasts, it turned out to be such a dummy that he was able to break the law and be detained in the detention center. And that blue dragon, I don't want to complain about it, just like that, he still has a face and is a national totem. What. Master, you're going to be a lot stronger when you get up. You want a face and a brain (?) and a brain, so why be low on yourself! Are you saying that, Junior Brother?"
Shuozong: "..."
It is indeed justified. Shuozong nodded with a strange expression, and Tuanyi looked at the master: "Look at it."
Wei Xi thought of the crying little fat man in the seminary, and his doubts were instantly reduced by half, yes!
In this way, it is indeed possible for him to be a lucky beast. Wei Xi listened to it and found out from the words of the eldest apprentice that this was actually a good thing, so he no longer struggled, and only asked the second apprentice doubtfully: " Queer, you said that I have a lot of incense, and the people who appeared in my dreams are worshipping me, how come I haven’t met a single believer since I went down the mountain? Mingming Qinglong Xuanwu also has Taoist temples offering incense to them.”
The apprentice's tone is still very calm: "You are not the only auspicious beast. Now the times are different, how can each have believers, and only a few of them have strong incense."
Unity took the phone to search around, and was also greatly surprised: "I didn't expect that there are so many auspicious beasts, what is this? Bi Fang? My mother has exactly the same name as Mr. Bi, but there is such a beast? I didn't even hear it. I've heard of it. Bai Ze? I've heard of this, but it doesn't seem like it's very famous. I guess I don't have the ability to do it. Master, you are already famous compared to them. It is said that many old antiques are on the market. I painted your lines, and there are many literary and artistic works that also have your name, and many gourmets in the world like to use your name as their own name, which shows that you are really popular."
Bi Fang: "..."
Xia Shouren: "..."
Shuozong nodded: "Exactly."
Tuanjie realized that his family had a lot of background, and he was very happy. As a result, he searched around and found that Taotie was the villain in several modern literary and artistic works he clicked on. He couldn't help but click on the screen angrily and said: "This Baidu is really, Encyclopedia. What kind of ghost content is Likop's content that misleads so many people, it's really impossible not to rectify it. You say that they make up something outrageous all day long, and it's okay to slander people, even the auspicious auspiciousness that protects this land. Dare to get involved, do you still have any conscience and sense of social responsibility! Isn't this a delay in people's reputation and development... What? It didn't allow me to revise and pass! Damn! It's outrageous! Report it!"
Encyclopedia entry that was suddenly reported: "????"
A lot of people in the know: "… "
Unity stared at the phone and said angrily, "I am stubborn, it violates the right of reputation, wait for the lawyer's letter from the Taicang Sect!"
Encyclopedia entry about to receive a lawyer's letter: "… ???"
Shuozong pondered for a moment, and felt that this problem needed to be corrected. The wrong social trend might once again lead to Wei Xi's doubts about his identity in the future, so he turned his head and stared at Xia Shouren.
Xia Shouren: "..."
Dude are you serious
Shuozong's gaze remained unchanged.
Xia Shouren could only speak in a trance: "I... We have cooperated with them before. On this issue, Ning Tian will come forward to negotiate with their website."
The person in charge of the Encyclopedia entry who is about to be interviewed by a well-known giant in the industry for a strange topic: "?"
Ordinary netizens who are about to search and open the entry and see a brand-new gluttonous explanation that is completely different from their original understanding: "?"
******
Xia Shouren pulled Shuozong outside the house and asked him in disbelief, "What's the matter with you, old beast?"
Shuozong was standing in the garden of Wei's house, looking into the gate from a distance, Wei Xi was sitting on the sofa frowning, struggling to accept and understand the new information he had just received.
Facing Xia Shouren's surprise, he didn't even raise his eyebrows: "What's going on?"
Xia Shouren: "Don't pretend! You and Wei Xi, how could he sleep in the same bed with you?"
Shuozong looked at him calmly: "What do you think? He doesn't sleep in the same bed with me, but with whom, do you?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Shuozong's eyes became dangerous, Wei Xi seemed to have said something like Xia Shouren's yang energy before.
Xia Shouren: "...Are you sick? What I'm asking is what's going on with the two of you now!"
Shuozong: "What do you think?"
Xia Shouren took two steps back in a daze: "How is that possible?"
Shuozong: "Nothing is impossible."
Xia Shouren: "Did you forget that he used to empty out the treasures that you have accumulated in your cave for more than 5,000 years while you were away?"
Shuozong looked at him calmly: "Who told you that I wasn't there at that time?"
Xia Shouren and his friend looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly realized something: "???"
Immediately, he said in a daze: "...I picked two Jianmu fruits from your mountain back then, do you remember how you treated me?"
Shuozong: "Hey."
How can this be the same
Xia Shouren: "..."
Xia Shouren was silent for a while: "So you were together then?"
Shuozong: "No."
Xia Shouren: "But when I was fighting with him and my tail was bitten off, please go and beat him for me. You said you were in seclusion!"
When Shuozong heard this, he finally slowly turned his eyes away.
Xia Shouren's spirit was on the verge of collapse: "So there is no such thing as seclusion at all, right!"
Shuozong: "..."
Isn't the perception ability weakened after this person's Heavenly Dao is broken? Why is it suddenly so sharp now? It's really uncomfortable.
After Bi Fang came out, he found that Director Xia, who was always poorer than his face and could live a confident life in his company, squatted on the ground in a trance and muttered to himself: "It's fake, it's all fake, friendship. What, it's worthless at all..."
Wei Xi glanced at Xia Shouren and asked his second apprentice, who calmly told him, "He's not very good."
Wei Xi snorted, Xia Shouren usually looked normal, and his body was full of yang energy, but he didn't expect to have a bad brain, which was a pity.
Bi Fang hesitated for a moment, his eyes wandered around his boss, and then fell back to Wei Xi, with an indescribable awe in his heart—
They all slept together, this is not the second boss who will pay him wages in the future...
He was quite afraid of Shuozong, so after realizing the possibility of this future, he immediately opened his mouth to compliment Wei Xi and said, "Head Wei, if there is a chance in the future, we must communicate more often."
Wei Xi knew that he belonged to Ning Tian, and he had been popularized by his great apprentice these days about how amazing Ning Tian's business in the world was, how extensive his influence was, and how many leaders he knew behind the scenes. Therefore, taking into account the development of his own sect, even if the psychological impact of the status change has not subsided, he still tried his best to enter a business state, nodded and said, "Of course, in the future, people from your company will come to Taicang sect to apply for membership cards, and I will give you nine 50% off."
The 50% discount is unprecedented in the scope of Taicang Sect's activities, but Bi Fang was silent for a while, and he didn't seem to be very excited.
Wei Xi thought of what the eldest apprentice said in private, which seemed to be more prosperous than his own business. Seeing his performance, he couldn't help but feel regret: "Our sect is too small, so your company really doesn't need it?"
Bi Fangsheng was afraid to offend him: "... how could it be!"
Then he laughed dryly: "And... Besides, Taicang Sect is so small, with the ability of the guard, let alone the small business of cooperating to do membership cards, it is more than enough to directly enter our company as a business partner!"
Wei Xi: "Is there such a good thing?"
Bi Fang looked at the two leaders in front, Xia Shouren struggled out of his collapsed state, seeing his face full of "Do you want more of a fucking face?"
Bi Fang also answered him with his eyes: "For the sake of life, buddy can't do anything."
The big leader in front really praised his proposal: "Indeed, your proposal is very good, Ning Tian and Taicang Zong can consider cooperation."
Tuanyiyi was dumbfounded behind his master. Before his eyes, he couldn't help but see the picture of his company cooperating with the legendary industry boss Ning Tian, and the huge benefits that the cooperation would bring to his company. After the nourishment came out, it was blown by the cold wind and returned to the harsh reality. He couldn't help but say happily: "I think so too, but it's a pity that junior brother, you said it doesn't count, hahahaha."
Shuozong in Lu Que state: "..."
Bi Fang shuddered directly, and said in high spirits: "How can you say it's not worth it! I also think it is too necessary! I will report to the leader when I go back! The leader will never say anything else. Cooperating with us Ning Tian, Ning Tian is absolutely honored, brilliance!"
Unity: "?"
Isn't the attitude of the people in this big company a bit strange
Although Wei Xi has always been arrogant, at this time, he couldn't help feeling that this person seemed to be a little too respectful to him, so even though he knew that it was a good thing to cooperate with Ning Tian, he still felt a little vigilant in his heart.
Seeing that the second apprentice walked towards him as usual: "Don't think too much, as an auspicious beast, you were originally Ning Tian's key partner."
Wei Xi was stunned when he heard it, but Tuanyiyi behind him immediately heard the inside story from his younger brother's words: "... Ben... Originally? Could it be that there are other auspicious beasts in Ningtian?"
Shuozong: "Otherwise, who do you think is secretly doing their work with the state?"
Unity: "… "
Unity suddenly realized something and looked up at Bi Fang.
Bi Fang gave him a wry smile: "... I don't blame you, I am indeed relatively unknown in modern times."
Tuanjie also remembered what he said carelessly when he checked the information just now: "... I'm sorry."
Then he looked at Xia Shouren silently.
Xia Shouren was half-toed with anger by his buddies just now, but now he has a bad attitude towards his old enemy's eldest apprentice: "I don't have any skills, and I'm not very good at it. I'm really sorry for you."
Unity: "… "
Bi Fang glanced at Xia Shouren, who was squatting on the ground with a black face, and hurriedly spoke to comfort his second boss's eldest apprentice: "You're right, does he look like he can handle it?"
Xia Shouren: "..."
Do you want a promotion that much
Bi Fang: Isn't this bullshit
********
Wei Xi watched the two uninvited guests leave, and turned his eyes away from Bi Fang, who had not forgotten to take a step and waved goodbye to him again.
He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a kind of unpredictable confusion. The specific manifestation was that after the tense emotions, the sleepiness was on the rise again.
Unity Yi was so excited that he took out his mobile phone and asked his master: "Master, what kind of prototype is yours, can you make it out and see?"
Wei Xi shook his head and instinctively felt that he could not change. The second apprentice on the side said: "You are trapped in the mortal drive now, your body is human, and of course you can't restore your original shape."
Tuanjie was stunned when he heard this: "... Fanqu?"
He suddenly thought of some information that he had ignored just now: "Yes, Master, aren't you the biological son of Boss Wei? How can you not be a human being?"
He just thought that Wei Tianyi didn't look very good. Who would have known that he could actually give birth to a gluttonous glutton.
Wei Xi had no intention of concealing his origin from his apprentices. Hearing Tuanjie asked, he answered very bluntly: "This body is not mine."
When Shuozong heard this, his eyes immediately turned to Unity.
But the performance of Unity and Righteousness was beyond his expectations, as if he was just asking casually, and getting such a shocking answer, he did not show the slightest panic and confusion.
He seemed to accept it so easily, as if this kind of behavior was very common in his worldview, and the first sentence after nodding was: "It's a pity, I thought I could see the prototype of the ancient auspicious beast with my own eyes. , how good it is to use it for advertising, and Master, if you can't change the prototype, then you can't apply for animal protection? Qinglong has it, why should we be covered?"
Wei Xi was stunned.
It's like oh, why didn't you think of it just now
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong frowned deeply and stared at Unity.
Tuanjie noticed his younger brother's gaze, and raised his head to ask, "Junior younger brother, why are you looking at me?"
Shuozong was silent for a moment for his performance and shook his head.
At this moment, I felt that Wei Xi was leaning on him drowsily, and yawned: "Queer, let's go back to sleep."
Shuozong didn't answer immediately. While he was waiting, Unity Yi, who was always calm in his eyes, finally showed a frightened expression and stared at himself: "I'm going!!!"
Shuozong's expression sank.
Seeing Tuanjie and seeing a ghost, he started to shout like a ghost: "I was interrupted before and I forgot!!! Master!!! Junior brother!!! Why do you two sleep in the same bed?!!?! Junior brother, you just now I even kissed Master, right!!! I tell you, don't try to deny it!! My eyesight is 5.0! My memory is great!"
Shuozong: "..."
Wei Xi put his head to the neck of the second apprentice and took a sniff, as if he was not standing up straight, he didn't care about it: "Is there something wrong?"
Unity is like a duckweed swaying in the wind: "...my worldview..."
Wei Xi: "?"
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong felt that the worldview of Unity and Righteousness seemed a bit strange. Why is it so strong in the face of things that are obviously more terrible, and now it is vulnerable because of a little episode that is insignificant compared to life and death
However, because Wei Xi was very sleepy at this time, he didn't have time to think too much. He could only frown and leave the dazed opponent in the cold wind to continue to calm down.
******
In the dark room, Wei Xi was terribly sleepy, but somehow his mind was full of things, and he couldn't sleep peacefully.
The second apprentice's arm rested on his quilt and patted it slowly as usual. Wei Xi squinted at the pitch-black ceiling before whispering, "Que'er."
The apprentice in the dark responded in a low voice: "Huh?"
Wei Xi: "You asked me just now what the auspicious beast should be like."
The hands of the two apprentices suddenly stopped.
Wei Xi murmured: "Jie Yi showed me his mobile phone. It said that the auspicious beast guards the heavens and the earth.
The room was still quiet.
Wei Xi didn't know what was wrong with him. When he mentioned these unique and blessed characteristics, his inner emotions were not arrogance, but faint envy, and some inexplicable shrinking.
He was in a rare low mood: "You said, will I really be a lucky beast?"
After a long silence, the apprentice's arm resting on the quilt was suddenly taken away, followed by a rustling sound of cloth touching, and the familiar yang energy from far to near wrapped him tightly.
Wei Xi felt that he was wrapped in the quilt and hugged tightly, and then the top of his head seemed to be gently rubbed twice by his apprentice's chin.
His face was pressed against the apprentice's neck, and he could feel the clear Adam's apple sliding up and down.
The apprentice's voice was low, with unspeakable affirmation: "I said you are, you must be."
******
In the garden of the Wei family, Tuan Yi Yi leaned against the gate sadly, and he thought bitterly against the cold wind, the younger brother, the servant of Israel, finally came to the throne, can he still have his own status in the sect now
As the first apprentice of the Taicang sect, how can I regain the favor of the master who was robbed by the scheming younger brother
He burst into tears, and suddenly felt something buzzing in his ears. He looked up at the sky and found that it was a group of strangely shaped birds flapping their wings and flying overhead.
Those birds are all black and they are really ugly. Compared with them, the crows are all slender and beautiful.
I don't know what I felt, but the bird that took the lead suddenly stared at the Wei family's yard, then flapped its wings, and rushed straight towards the position of Unity, with a strange light of excitement flashing in its eyes.
Tuanjie was taken aback by how ugly they were. He was in a bad mood, and he didn't like ugly things. When he saw them flying towards him, he immediately quit, and he took a broom and waved at them cursingly. Go: "Bulge bulge!! You dare to come to our sect yard to steal food when you grow up like this!"
His original intention was to frighten the birds, but who would have thought that after being hit by him, the birds disappeared in an instant.
Unity: "?!!!"
It doesn't matter if you look ugly, how can you disappear in such a weird way? ! Fly away in a blink of an eye? Running a little too fast
******
At this time, in an unknown space, someone suddenly shouted excitedly: "Demon King! I feel the breath of the Demon King!!!"
The man shouted, and immediately caused the chaos of the scene: "What did you say, the troublemaker!"
The Anxiety Demon waved his cloak, his terrifying face filled with excitement, and flew down from the magic seat with great strides. He took off his cloak and saw countless ghost-like faces approaching in front of him.
This scene simply looks like hell.
The Anxiety Demon didn't panic at all. After all, in the Demon World, everyone who is the villain looks pretty much whatever they want, and it's nothing to be ugly. Seven or eight heads and ten hands can be seen everywhere.
He just spoke with his eyes shining: "I said, Shura Bird felt the breath of the devil in the mortal world!"
There was a sudden scream from the top and bottom of the Demon Palace: "Where is the Demon King!"
Just as the Anxiety Demon was about to say that he was near the capital of the mortal world, the expression on his face suddenly went blank.
People asked him, "What's wrong?"
Anxiety Demon said: "I don't know what happened, all the Asura birds in my consciousness disappeared, as if they were scattered by someone, and it happened suddenly."
The Moruos present were all shocked: "How is it possible! Your cultivation is one of the best in the demon world, and the transformed Mora bird also carries the breath of you and the demon world. Except for you and His Majesty the Demon King, you meet all the creatures in the world. They all have the power to evade. Who can easily break them!"
Anxiety Demon showed a cautious expression: "I don't know."
"Whoever he is!" A demon with six thorns on his head shouted with his hands raised, "The most urgent task is to find the Demon King! Then follow the Demon King and rule the world!!!"
There was one after another screaming, these excited and terrifying faces combined with the dark and blood-red color of the devil world, making them even more frightening.
Weijia Villa.
Tuanjie went back to the house to make up for sleep, and suddenly woke up in the middle of his sleep, the few ugly birds that he had just driven away in his mind.
Ugly Bird's thief and small bird eyes became the last image left before his dream disappeared.
It's so fucking ugly, no wonder it left such a deep impression on myself.
Tuanjie shivered, feeling rather nauseated in the face of the bloody ghost employees in his family.
Speaking of which, he was probably frightened by the picture of Master eating Feng Yangxian with long hair and sharing it with himself. He was particularly unable to adapt to this kind of abnormal appearance. Even the employees of the company, he tried his best to only talk to him. Uncle Shin contacts. After all, although Uncle Shen has long hair, his appearance is the most normal.
Now that I have stayed in Taicang Zong for a long time, even the Husky Mike I saw is a beautiful man in a dog, and his tolerance for ugly things is even lower.
Those ugly birds grew up like this, how could they be so embarrassed to fly out in groups
Solidarity is incomprehensible.
But frightened myself like this, it was really cheap to drive away those birds with a broom.
Next time, he'll have to replace it with a toilet stopper.