To be honest, when Weixi first learned that he was a lucky beast, in addition to the unease that he didn't know where, he still knew objectively that it was a good thing.
After all, since before, he had always thought that he was a lone ghost, born to die naked. Occasionally, in his dreams, he would dream that he was fighting or confronting people. Looking at the picture of being hungry and even eating mud in the dream, he looked alive. It didn't seem like a good time.
Therefore, Wei Xi has also analyzed his past in combination with these chaotic memories in the past, and probably came to the conclusion that he may not be very popular.
This is by no means a pleasant realization.
It's just that he doesn't usually bother with this issue.
In a turbulent life, I can't find more pursuits besides eating and sleeping, and even staring at the sky in a daze when I am bored, my mind is blank.
From this point of view, it seems that it is just a living creature that is born for no reason and does not have the meaning of survival. Like Fengyang Xian and many other foods that he has eaten, it may even be a national second-level protection. The wild boar essence of animals is not comparable, at least the country that hunts wild boars at will will come forward to impose sanctions and fines, but if the target is changed to Fengyang Immortal, who devours and kills itself, will be regarded as a hero by the Lin Hanyang family.
But such a person suddenly became the auspicious beast guarding the heaven and earth. The second apprentice also told him that he used to have many, many followers.
When Wei Xi described the definition of auspicious beast to his apprentice in the dark room that day, it was difficult to describe exactly what kind of emotion he was in at that time, but he was not happy at all.
Kindness, auspiciousness, protection of all beings, and much love.
These words he never thought were related to him suddenly hit his head, and even made him feel unspeakably uneasy.
It seems that he suddenly got something that he once wanted very, very much, but this possession was too illusory. He was cautious, but he still felt that one day he would not be able to grasp it.
until this moment!
until this moment! !
Wei Xi counted, from outside the Ningtian office building to the top floor, he helped seven mortals in total at the request of his eldest apprentice.
In the end, his eyes were straight, his forehead was covered with clouds, and several times he had unstoppable irritability and killing intent, but as soon as he heard his apprentice beside him, "As expected of a beast," "Master, I must. "Learn from you" is a no-nonsense flattery, and this irritable mood will suddenly be as immobile as a monkey who has been restrained at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.
In addition, those mortals in Ningtian Company who received his help and thanked him continuously.
So in the end, all Wei Xi could do was try to walk around these people who were always in trouble.
He now has a whole new sense of his new identity.
So the ancient divine beast gluttonous Weixi, on the first day of his successful employment as auspicious beast for thousands of years.
The idea of quitting came into my mind.
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On the side, his good apprentice was moved to tears when he saw how busy his master was, thinking that the two beside him seemed to be auspicious beasts, he couldn't help raising his hand and patted Bi Fang and Chongming on the shoulders: "The world can be so beautiful. All thanks to you auspicious beasts."
The two auspicious beasts, who were made dreamy by Weixi's behavior, said, "...Thank you."
After Unity finished praising them, the conversation changed, and he started to step on: "But I finally know why my master's reputation in modern times is greater than yours."
Bi Fang Chongming: "…Why?"
Isn't it because of the scarcity of ancient beasts and their huge lethality that compared to ordinary auspicious beasts like them, they have left a more profound impression on human beings throughout the ages
Unity: "Of course it's because my master is more merciful. Look at the pile of documents that the man was holding in his arms and fell to the ground. You two didn't even move. In the end, it was my master's hand."
Bi Fang Chongming: "..."
As a god, the auspicious beast overlooks the world. Most of the protection of heaven and earth is a big job to protect the environment. Who told you that it must help human beings? It doesn't matter if you save your life, picking up documents is such a shit...? Little brother, you are moral kidnapping, do you know that
Unity: "But I'm just talking, I don't mean to put pressure on you, a company has both advanced employees and backward elements. My master is so famous, obviously he is a big auspicious, belongs to the group of advanced employees, ordinary small Rui Beast's performance is not as good as his, so don't be discouraged, just work hard in the future."
Bi Fang Zhongming: "..."
They were once ancient auspicious beasts, why in the mouth of this mortal, compared to fierce beasts, they became "small" auspiciousness? !
Bi Fang has never suffered such a big grievance in his life, but he is worried about the identity of Weixi's second boss, but he doesn't know how to refute it.
Chongming was not as sensible as him, and his forehead was full of red hair and a fire was lit - how unreasonable! It’s okay to fight if you can’t fight, how can your job be left behind!
With great fighting spirit, she stepped forward and snatched the document in the arms of the employee mentioned in the words of unity: "Which department do you belong to?! I'll send it to you!"
The employee whose document was stolen: "????"
Isn't this beautiful high-level leader usually taking the route of being indifferent and aloof? Sometimes when I meet someone face to face, they won't even respond when they are greeted. Did I take the wrong medicine today? !
Chongming left with the trembling lucky boy, and then Tuanyiyi turned to Weixi with admiration on his face: "Master, it's really not easy for you to be auspicious beasts."
Wei Xi's eyes went straight.
He was still wondering if he had done something wrong just now. After all, although his brain is not good, he can sometimes figure out some dry goods after thinking about it. For example, helping people pick up mobile phones and documents seems to have nothing to do with defending the righteous path of the world
But before this idea had time to develop, Chongming gave him a blow to the head.
Rui Beast! Actually! And help people! take! arts! piece!
So what exactly are you planning to do as auspicious beasts
The ancient divine beast, gluttonous Weixi, wanted to resign more and more on the first day of his success as auspicious beast.
What a beast.
Isn't it good to be a carefree Fengyang Immortal
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On the top floor, Xia Shouren was saddened by the spring and the autumn: "The world is getting worse and the Taoism is unstable. I never imagined that in the end, I would not even be able to keep the bottom line of my auspicious beasts."
Shuo Zong turned a deaf ear and went straight to his mind. He kept thinking back to Wei Xi's uneasy look after being wrapped in a quilt by himself that day and fell asleep.
Wei Xi may not even know what kind of yearning he has when he speaks those words.
The ancient beasts are not favored by heaven, and wherever they go, they get the avoidance and fear of all things. Compared with the auspicious beasts, the treatment is simply the stepmother.
Shuozong just started to tell this lie, in order to stabilize Weixi's nature on the verge of collapse, but now he has made Weixi come to Ningtian for formal registration, but the purpose has gradually changed to wanting to make up for Weixi There are more regrets.
The love, the believers, the incense, the world's approval, everything that the auspicious animal has, Weixi has never received.
He can deliver these for the other party with one hand, but it's a pity that the lie is still a lie.
Shuozong propped his forehead and looked out the window with a slightly gloomy expression.
He was ready to tell the fairy tale with all his might, at least to let Wei Xi truly enjoy a life that Heaven has never given him in thousands of years.
But how long can this story be told
If one day, Wei Xi knows the truth... What kind of blow will he be hit.
Shuozong leaned back in his chair silently. Before the story began, he had already thought of the predicament he would face one day.
Until a familiar footstep interrupted his thoughts, Shuozong quickly recovered and looked up.
Ahead, Wei Xi, who stepped into the office, met his eyes squarely.
They were silent for a moment at the same time, and both saw the gloomy look on the other's face.
Two seconds later, Shuozong put his expression down and said in his heart, "Forget it, I'll talk about the future.
Wei Xi also took a deep breath and slowly spit it out - resigning or something, Taicang Zong still needs this identity to cooperate with Ning Tian, so let's bear it for a while.
Xia Shouren: ""
Shuozong also forget it.
Why does Wei Xi also bear the humiliation and anger on the pirate ship? ! What do you mean? Do you feel wronged when Rui Beast
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Wei Xi tasted the bitterness of growing up at the moment when he decided to make himself a lucky beast for Zongmen's grievances.
However, no one understood his bitterness.
Forget about unity and righteousness, he was originally a brainless man, and recently suddenly discovered that his second junior brother, Israel, was serving the servant. For fear that his position in the sect's first disciple would not be guaranteed, he frantically wanted to regain his master's favor. So I thought of a way to cultivate my own art of flattery. When I opened my mouth and closed my mouth, I said, "Master is auspicious!" "Master is awesome!" "Master is the savior who dominates the world!" "What should you do without Master in this society!" "The earth is sure Stop spinning!".
At the same time, I am addicted to helping others, so I don't talk about catching thieves. When I see an old lady who is going to cross the road on the road, I can't wait to go forward and carry the other party behind my back.
Every time Wei Xi wanted to open his mouth, he was under a lot of pressure.
So I could only turn to my second apprentice and tell me, "Que'er, I don't want to be this auspicious beast anymore."
The second apprentice was very patient with him, and when he heard this topic, he attached great importance to him, and even asked him carefully, "Why?"
Wei Xi didn't know how to tell him that in front of the second apprentice, he somehow didn't want to show his coldness to the world, so he could only explain vaguely: "I still don't think I'm fit to be a lucky beast."
When the second apprentice heard this, complex emotions similar to distress appeared in his eyes, and at the same time he raised his hand to touch his hair.
Then he straightened his head, held his face and looked at him and said, "Weixi, you don't have to doubt yourself, I said you are auspicious beast, you must be auspicious beast."
And show him Baidu Encyclopedia: "Look, isn't the above also changed?"
Wei Xi: "..."
Although the hands holding his cheeks were very warm, and the apprentice's words were surprisingly firm and gentle, Wei Xi's pressure instantly increased.
This is not what I want to hear!
Weixi had no one to talk to, so he had to bear the burden of life silently, and at the request of Unity and Righteousness, he had to leave for Wuhua as soon as possible to ask for rain.
Feng Bo Shui has been working hard at home to study the treatment plan for beriberi and constipation. He also entrusted Tuanyiyi to enroll himself in an online health care class. Hearing that he was going to put down his homework to seek rain, he was very reluctant: "I can't pass the paragraph. Time to go again? The teacher is talking about a critical time for fungal treatment."
Wei Xi threw the anger that he had to be an auspicious beast on their heads, and jumped up and beat him: "I haven't earned a cent of performance since I came to Zongmen, but I spent an extra amount of money for the online class. Do you still think about it? I don't want to do it here!"
Wei Dedao took a side stand in the middle: "Xingjun, my disciple is still young..."
Tuanyiyi explained to his younger brother with admiration: "Do you think Master is angry for money? No! This is the instinct of Rui Beast. He cares about the people who are still suffering from Wuhua, so he chooses to use such rudeness. The way to treat the gods!"
Shuozong: "..."
Feng Boyu: "..."
Wuhua has been dry for several months, and the Taoist priests of various Taoist associations have made no progress in setting up the altars. When they learned that Weixi was coming, the Taoists were surprised: "Fellow Taoist Wei has found a new formation for rain. law?"
Wei Xi turned his head to look at Feng Bo, who was angry and bruised, thinking that the other party had fallen into a demon and could not be called a serious immortal, for fear of damaging the reputation of his sect in the industry (?) Two new experts on artificial rainfall have been found."
Daoists: "????"
What is the Taoist temple of Taicang Zong doing, everyone is doing superstition, why did you suddenly defect to science
Feng Boyu was also dissatisfied: "How can we be experts in the study of artificial rainfall?"
Just as Wei Dedao wanted to say that it was really bad to introduce the two constellations, Feng Bo said angrily: "You don't want to destroy our cultivation merits, Yu Shi and I have clearly changed careers to study athlete's foot."
Wei De said: "..."
Tuanjie was very dissatisfied: "What are you talking about, the first person to study the treatment of athlete's foot is obviously ours! It's enough to divide your business, but do you still want to be an expert? You go out and ask, the believers who have invited Who doesn't say that my master is well cured!"
Wei De said: "... I've won the prize."
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Before the trip, the Internet became noisy again.
Someone posted a post saying that they had encountered an unknown person with a strange appearance. At first, there were only one or two posts, which did not attract any large-scale attention. Too many to ignore.
Because the descriptive words used by the people who posted the posts were too scary, such as bloody mouths, two heads and three eyes, it sounded fantastic, and netizens thought it was a joke they made up at first.
Until a blogger who reacted quickly after being frightened sent out a photo that he did not forget to capture in his panic, and it was verified by a special person that the photo he took was not processed.
The panic on the Internet suddenly exploded like a lit fireworks.
In just a few hours, the photo has been reprinted by countless comments, and the Internet department seems to have deleted the first blog post, but even this cannot stop the spontaneous screenshots and discussions of the melon eaters. I glanced at the screenshot on the homepage, my hair almost exploded with fright, and I hurriedly called out to my master: "Master, Master! Look at this!"
Wei Xi glanced at it and found that the photo seemed to be taken at night, and the lens was a little blurry, but it was not difficult to see that the protagonist in the center of the picture described a terrifying appearance.
Three eyes, lips almost reaching to the base of the ears, and a sharp, uneven horn on top of his head.
This person is also wearing a very strange dress, wearing a scarlet cloak, and he is extremely tall. According to the blogger who filmed, he is at least about two meters tall.
Tuanyiyi covered his eyes and shouted, "Fuck, you look so ugly, Master, my eyes hurt!"
Wei Xi patted him, and he quickly took the opportunity to stick to him. This kid has a sense of crisis recently because of the success of his junior brother.
His junior brother didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, took a look at the mobile phone in Wei Xi's hand, and immediately frowned: "Moruo?"
"What Mara?!"
Feng Bo and Sailor also got close, and when they saw the photo, they were shocked: "Sure enough, they are people from the devil world! They have not left the devil world for thousands of years, how could they suddenly appear in the mortal world?!"
Shuozong flipped through the content of the poster and the coordinates of the photos taken in various places: "They are approaching the capital."
Feng Bo Shui Shi was startled: "The capital? Isn't that where we are?!"
Shuozong nodded, and his eyes gradually became serious: "They have found the trace of Bo Xun."
The room was silent for a moment, everyone's expressions were different, but it was basically not easy.
Only the unity and righteousness was panting and inexplicably excited: "Master! It's time for us to save the world!"