The unity of justice was so excited that everyone present was helpless, and Feng Boyu said: "It's really ignorant and fearless, do you know what the devil is? You dare to say such outrageous words indiscriminately. ."
Tuanjie didn't know much about the demon world, and it seemed like it was very difficult to solve it when he said this, and his enthusiasm for learning from the master to protect the world finally faded: "What is this Asura, I've never heard of it before, Even though my master is not as famous, our Taicang Sect has more than 1,000 employees..."
Uncle Feng rolled his eyes madly when he heard it: "The Ashura world has said that there are millions of demonic monsters, you think they are nameless, that's because after Bo Xun was annihilated by the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts, the Demon World lost its leader and couldn't fight against the stars. He has been shrinking in the demon world for thousands of years without causing too many disasters to the world. In fact, if there is no heavenly way, the millions of demons who organize themselves are enough to subvert the world, and Bo Xun's ability is more than you think. Unexpectedly powerful, even the Buddha can't do anything to him. Don't think that your Taicang Sect can cure athlete's foot and you will be invincible in the world. Against the big talk of the entire demon world, your master and ancestor probably dare not talk nonsense. You are a small human being. There are so-called more than 1,000 employees... I'm afraid that I can't wait for Bo Xun to show up, and I'll just chew on any monster."
Uncle Feng is very annoying to unite and righteous. This person especially protects the interests of his own people, because after he and Yu Shi entered the Taicang Sect, he divided up the work of Wei Dedao, and he beeped and beeped if he had something to do. And I don’t know what kind of education I received and grew up. The three views are extremely strange. Obviously, I do feudal superstition business. Usually, I will give my family incense and tribute at dawn and dusk. It can be replaced by their serious constellations, mortals. The respect that should be given to the gods is not seen at all.
As a result, Feng Bo especially wanted to fight against Unity whenever he had the chance.
There was indeed a hesitant expression on Tuanjie's face.
Yu Shi knew his partner's temperament. Thinking of the recent times of Unity and Righteousness helping others, he couldn't help but persuade Feng Bo: "Why are you so sarcastic about him, a practitioner who can hold the world in his heart, regardless of his ability, is a quality worthy of admiration. ."
As a result, it took less than three seconds for his voice to fall, and he saw Tuanjie tugging at the hem of his master's clothes: "Master, it's better if I don't think about it, picking up a mobile phone and catching a thief is a good person and a good deed. The investment is small and the return is large. Do a lot to say. It is not allowed to be on the news and take the pennant to help our sect propaganda. If you can replace it with such a powerful opponent, the investment will be big and the return will be small, and maybe it will cause employee casualties. If it is not saved, even the national martyr title No, from an economic point of view, it’s not very cost-effective.”
Feng Bo: "..."
Rain Master: "..."
Is this guy's chaotic justice stance in the sociology of capital? So what was the purpose of trying so hard to be a good person before
Unity retreated and fought hard, Feng Bo was speechless, and he was beaten by Wei Xi before, and he was quite dismissive of his unreasonable worry that Wei Xi would be desperate to save the world. : "Don't worry, your master will not have this plan."
Although Constellation does not deal with the mortal world, he has heard of the fierce name of Taotie. Now, in order to appease this fierce beast, it is ridiculous enough to include him in the list of auspicious beasts, expecting him to fight against Moruo for the human world
But what surprised him was that Wei Xi did not immediately accept Tuan Yi's request to move out of the capital, but instead showed a thoughtful expression: "In this way, they are both harmful to the world and not protected by heaven. , even if the heavenly gods and Buddhas meet, they will kill the opponents quickly? I don’t know how many I can solve at the same time with my own power.”
As soon as these words came out, let alone Feng Boyu Shi, even Shuo Zong immediately cast his attention on him.
Feng Boyu Shi was stunned, did this gluttonous eat the wrong medicine? Do you really have the idea of protecting the world
There was also a complicated flash in Shuozong's eyes, and he wanted to reach out and touch Weixi's head, but after the flashing, his rationality still prevailed, and he did not encourage Weixi to fight for the cause of the beast this time: "I know What do you want to do, but there are many Moruos, and they are all born from evil thoughts in the world. They are powerful, and most of them are immortal and immortal. At the beginning, the Eastern and Western Heavenly Courts tried their best to completely subvert them, so you don't have this kind of thing. An unrealistic idea."
When Wei Xi heard what his apprentice said, a look of regret appeared on his face.
After all, Shuozong couldn't help but reached out and patted his head.
It seems that he really likes being a beast.
Unity compared the sentiment between himself and his master, and his face also showed a touch of shame, thinking of what Feng Bo had just said half-sarcastically, he glared at Feng Bo even more indignantly: "How can you understand my master, such a despicable villain? Kindness!"
Feng Bo: "..."
Feng Bo was rarely angry, but he was scolded for a bit stunned.
I didn't expect this ancient beast to be able to do this for the human world. In comparison, it is indeed too despicable for them to choose the gods who have fallen into the devil because they have no believers.
In the silence, Wei Xi regretfully locked the phone screen with the Moro photo on.
Although things like Moruo should be activated, since all gods can be killed, he should also be able to kill them as auspicious beasts. There are not many existences that are harmful to the human world and do not protect animals. Specter is one of them, but the number is very rare.
The photographer of the photo stated in the introduction that the unknown person he met was at least two meters tall, and other people who did not have the photo also said that the mysterious person they met was tall. From this point of view, the demons in the demon world are still strong people.
Wei Xi looked back at his eldest apprentice, Tuanjie, who was also over two meters tall, and his eyes swept across the strong body that Tuanjie's thick winter coat couldn't hide.
Of course, the apprentice can't eat it, but Mara can. Unity Yi's body shape... and then substitute into those Mara's identities...
The body is strong and the fat is rich. It must be delicious when roasted and eaten with cumin and salt.
In addition to being touched by Unity Yi, he shivered for no reason, and then he met the esoteric but very focused gaze of his own master.
The unreasonable chill was immediately thrown away by him, and Tuanjie was moved to show a silly and sweet smile - the younger brother was clearly present, but the master still did not forget to pay attention to me, and his expression was still so gentle.
Sure enough, as the 63rd generation disciple of the Taicang Sect, Master still cares about me.
*****
The state responded quickly in terms of information dissemination, and it didn’t take long for the rumor-refuting information of many accounts to overshadow the speculation about the identities of mysterious and unknown persons that were rampant everywhere.
When everyone arrived in Wuhua, even the car radio station participated in the incident. The radio host's tone was relaxed and even a little teasing—
"Hey Xiaohu (partner), you know, there's a hot news recently, saying that a group of trickster lovers didn't have enough fun on Halloween, and recently they've been wearing strange equipment to scare the citizens around."
Her partner sighed and replied—
"The feeling of having fun is understandable, but it's not good to scare strangers for their own happiness. This kind of behavior should still be condemned."
"But don't take it lightly. It seems that some illegal gangs have taken advantage of this storm to imitate and commit crimes. If you encounter similar suspicious elements, you should not get too close under the premise of unsure of your identity, so as not to be stolen in panic. wallet."
Shuozong stopped the car and turned off the radio broadcast, knowing that the relevant units had already launched actions to deal with this crisis.
The people who received the news of the refutation are no longer frightened. The original panic speculation on the Internet has been filled with condemnation of this batch of "trick lovers". Allegedly illegal to guess where their sophisticated and lifelike gear is custom made.
The strong receptivity of human beings once again overcomes the fear of the unknown.
Little do they know that under these laughter, there are many people's stricken feelings hidden.
Of course, Ning Tian also got the news that all the auspicious beasts in the whole company have put down all the work at hand and are holding an emergency meeting under the organization of several special departments.
Since the demon world is good at concealing traces, the meeting has not yet discussed the process.
The local Taoist priests in Wuhua also got the news that ordinary practitioners have limited abilities and have never been planned into the highest action team. Therefore, for the sudden occurrence of such a thing in Moruo, they have no better coping strategies besides being helpless.
Compared with Mora, who doesn't know where it is yet, the drought in Wuhua is obviously more imminent.
Kuang Zhiming, who came to meet Weixi's group, looked frustrated: "It's really evil, and the Liandu Temple is just fine, the Taoist Master Quan has a very effective rain-seeking secret method, who knows that we are here to open it up. The altar did the Dharma for a whole day, but did not ask for a drop of rain. It stands to reason that Wuhua is not far from the capital, and the rain was moderate in previous years, so it shouldn’t be such a dry place.”
What they meant in their words seemed to be that they didn't know the cause of the drought, and Tuanjie asked his master with some doubts, "Didn't the Taoist Association cooperate with Ning Tian? ?"
He wanted to ask for a long time, these Dao Changs are obviously superstitious, but they don't seem to know many things. For example, according to their attitude towards Qinglong and Xuanwu, it seems that they are very concerned about the auspicious beasts at the top of Ning Tian. 's true identity is unclear.
Wei Xi shook his head, his mind was not enough for him to think about such a profound question, but the two apprentices seemed to know the inside story and explained to them calmly: "Although these Taoist priests operate Taoist temples, call themselves practitioners, and also have a rough understanding of some Taoist techniques, But in fact, they haven't really stepped into the path of cultivation, just a group of mortals who have entered the world. There are too many variables for mortals, and it may not be a good thing for them to know some things."
After the Dao of Heaven collapsed, the world of practice has been completely destroyed. Even Wei Dedao, who was once known as the first person in the Mahayana period, no longer has a long life after the spiritual energy escapes.
This is the worst era for practitioners, so that the younger generation of practitioners can hardly imagine the past scenery of their ancestors, and even most of them feel that the era mentioned in the documents left in the past is full of fabrications. Just because they don't have the spiritual energy to support them now, let alone stepping into the Mahayana, they can't even build a foundation and not be able to do it, so how can they believe in a realm that is more miraculous than this
One cannot escape the secular world without building foundations, but secular temptations are too many and people are unpredictable. Even in the ranks of practitioners, there are many speculators who study in the name of religion. Therefore, even in the past, the monks in the Taoist temples that enshrined the incense of the gods in the mortal world were not from the same world as the cultivators in the deep mountains, not to mention the new society where information and explosives are rampant.
Otherwise, why would the auspicious beasts of Ningtian need to work hard to develop their own followers and merits? Wouldn't it be better to show your real body directly for worship
All in all, for the stability of contemporary society, some existences that do not conform to the core values of society can only be known to a very few mortals. Contemporary practitioners who have no real power and whose organizations are marginalized are obviously not in the special scope.
As for Xuanwu Qinglong and Yin Cao Yamen Division...
Alas, things are unpredictable.
Of course, Wei Xi definitely didn't understand this.
He is still very happy because his Taicang Sect has finally officially joined the Taoist Association.
Unity began to struggle: "Isn't it possible to tell them the identity of Master Rui Beast?"
He also wanted to bring this group of Taoists together to flatter his master.
Shuozong glanced at Weixi, worried about Weixi's feelings, and was not sure whether he should stick to the past principles. As a result, before he could speak, Weixi quickly said to Tuanyiyi: "Don't be so high-profile!"
When Tuanyiyi heard that Master did not like fame and fortune like this, his eyes immediately lit up: "Our Master is amazing! He is indeed a beast! Even though his identity is so powerful, he has no worldly vanity. It's too far!"
Shuozong also had a gentle expression: "He is a person who knows the general situation."
Shuozong's emotions are complicated, Weixi has always wanted to be a beast, but now he has changed his identity verbally, and his behavior has changed. Nocturnal, so restrained nature, I don't know how much I cherish the identity of my auspicious beast.
He thought about this, and wanted to sigh more and more, if one day, Wei Xi would know the truth...
Wei Xi gritted his teeth vigilantly in his grief, for fear that the words of the eldest apprentice just now would let Kuang Zhiming hear a little bit.
At first, he really thought about whether to reveal his identity and apply for the special policies of Taicang Sect with various departments, such as asking the state to reduce business tax for himself, and he was worried that he would not be able to reveal his true body for the time being. These departments cannot be trusted.
But now that thought has completely disappeared, I just wish I could hide it more low-key, otherwise the streets will be full of eyes staring at him for good deeds, and next time there is a job like rain, people will rely on him Rui Beast, guarding the world is his job, what if he refuses to give him money! Taicang Sect now has to support more than 1,000 employees, and has to pay the training fee of Feng Boyu Shi. It is already very difficult to maintain!
damn it! It's really not worth it the more you think about it. I don't know what evil I did in my last life, and I want to be such a thing in this life.
******
There is no doubt about the severity of the drought in Wuhua. The town is so difficult that it can only supply water intermittently. Although it is winter, the dry air is no less lethal than the scorching sun in midsummer. Many local residents can see the faces of the roadside. The traces of drying and cracking, the plants in the green belt are even more miserable, even the weeds with strong vitality are withered and yellow, and the ground is cracked like tortoise shells. other creatures.
At the scene of the ritual, today's rain-seeking activity still yielded nothing and was somewhat chaotic, because some local leaders heard about the activity and came to denounce the department that organized the Taoist Association to Wuhua.
"Who approved the venue!"
"Do you know that this incident has been photographed and posted on the Internet! How bad is the impact!"
"The situation of the Wuhua drought is bad enough! You are also taking the lead in creating feudal superstitions! It's just smearing our faces!"
Wei Xi only found out when he asked Kuang Zhiming that it turned out that the altar of the Taoist priests begging for rain was too noisy recently, and was discovered by some local people. Red Lai took a photo and posted it on social networks to ridicule.
Due to the drought, there were no entertainment activities in the local area. In addition, the residents who were severely affected by the disaster were under a lot of pressure. This matter was immediately made public in the local area, and even alarmed many media.
In this way, not to mention the Wuhua area, even the Taoist priests of the Beijing Taoist Association were deeply affected.
Kuang Zhiming sighed: "It's our fault that we are not good at studying and smearing the Dao Association."
The arrival of Taicangzong and his party has attracted a lot of attention. The scolding leader is in a very bad mood. He is very angry when he sees Kuang Zhiming's Taoist robe, but his anger is more because he is worried about the plight of the local disaster, plus Weixi and his party People are outstanding in appearance and temperament, so they still try to be polite: "Where did you invite the master from? We really don't do things."
Wei Xi thought that he was an auspicious beast now, didn't care about his attitude, and was eager to make money, he quickly launched Feng Bo Yu Shi: "We don't do anything, we are here to make artificial rainfall."
Cursing leader: "????"
Please ask the leaders of the Taoist group: ""
The Taoist priests who met their eyes and heard the announcement in advance also said: "..."
Is it not a joke on the phone of Daoist Guardian
That angry leader is very confused. No, it’s okay to engage in feudal superstition if you open up Taoism. Isn’t it too much for feudal superstition and scientific research to develop together
The Taoist priests sighed one after another. Ever since they met Taicang Zong, a colleague who could not be viewed with normal thinking, they seemed to be in the dilemma of wanting to explain to a layman but not knowing how to speak.
However, since it was here to make artificial rainfall, the angry leader's attitude has changed a bit, and he said with a soft expression: "... I'm sorry, I took anger before, and I take the liberty to ask, what are your qualifications? Have you had the experience of successful rainfall before? ?"
Although Feng Bo and Yu Shi were not very happy to be introduced as experts in rainfall, they still showed quite full confidence when they were asked the professional question: "Qualification? It has never been unsuccessful.”
In these days of drought and drought, the local area has also tried to apply for artificial rainfall, but the city is too small and the natural conditions are limited, so it has never been able to apply. Therefore, upon hearing this, the leader's face immediately showed a happy expression: "In front of me?"
Wei Xi waved his hand: "If unsuccessful, refund the full amount!"
This is really a very strong commitment. How can you dare to say such a thing if you don't have the ability? Seeing this, the leader comforted a bit.
At the same time, he continued to get angry at his subordinates with a dark face: "Do you still have to believe in natural science?"
Several leaders who organized the rain event have already regretted it a little, and they were scolded and sighed—
"Alas! I don't know who came up with the idea to invite the Dao Association."
"I'll just say, what's the use of feudal superstition, and it doesn't depend on technology in the end."
But they were actually aggrieved in their hearts. Wuhua had not had a drop of rain for several months. If there was no way, who would pin their hopes on praying to God and worshipping Buddha
Feng Bo and Yu Shi are in the team behind Wei Xi, gods, even if they fall into a demon, they still look very different from ordinary people. Kuang Zhiming always peeked at them along the way, and now he is at the scene of the incense altar , Others stared at it for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back, and asked: "Friend Wei, are you sure that the two you brought are artificial rainfall experts?"
These two immortals have fallen into a demon, and their true identities must not be known to their colleagues, Wei Xi nodded.
The Taoist priests sighed. Sure enough, in modern society, scientism, the practice of praying to God and worshipping Buddha is outdated. If you really want to pray for rain, you still have to rely on science and technology.
Immediately, he looked left and right up and down to look at Master Feng Boyu, and felt that something was wrong: "If that's the case, what are you bringing them here for?"
Although they have not studied the superstition of artificial rainfall, they can imagine that they should spend a lot of time shooting cannonballs and the like.
At this time, the leader was also ready to leave, and asked suspiciously as he walked: "By the way, I remember that the Meteorological Bureau told me before that due to the drought in Wuhua, there are very few clouds over the sky, and I am not very professional, I don't understand this, Anyway, what they mean is that there are no rainfall conditions, can the two experts guarantee the success of the rainfall in this case?"
Feng Bo snorted coldly: "What is this?"
He came from a professional cloud.
The leader can be relieved. The cultural people who are engaged in science have a different attitude. Instead of hesitating and faltering like these feudal and superstitious people, they invited him: "It's not too late, let's go to the Meteorological Bureau."
Wei Xi was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing there?"
lead:"???"
The leader hesitated: "...the equipment and catalyst for the rain..."
Wei Xi didn't understand this, and said directly: "Don't waste those efforts, just let them drop here."
lead:"… "
The leader stopped, his eyes gradually filled with suspicion, wait a minute, are these people really not liars
The Taoist priests also said, "…"
So after all that, you still have to do it
Both sides were bewildered, and when Wei Xi gave a signal, Feng Bo went straight to the incense altar, and he took out a fan from nowhere and swung it towards the sky.
The Taoist priests were stunned for a while, and their eyes gradually widened.
Wait, no incense, no fire, the way to do it is...
The leader was also full of doubts, isn't it too strange for this new liar to deceive people
Then, right under their noses, with the wave of Uncle Feng's pocket fan, the cloudless sky turned gloomy little by little.
A large number of dark clouds were blown out of nowhere, covering the originally dazzling sunlight a little bit.
Immediately, the rain master went up to Feng Bo, and he didn't know what he took out. He let go and turned into a streamer and went straight to the sky.
This strange scene made everyone present except the Taicang Sect raised their heads in a daze.
Immediately afterwards, the leader who had been furious before suddenly raised his hand and wiped his face.
He slowly opened his palms and raised them in front of him.
But before I could see what the wetness I felt on my face just now, there was a piercing roar from a passer-by from somewhere in the distance—
"It's raining!!!!!!"
When the leader heard the scream, his whole body was jolted, and he looked at Wei Xi beside him: "Wei... Wei Daochang..."
Wei Xi: "Huh?"
When the leader thought of what he had taught others, he felt a pain in his face: "...Is this the artificial rainfall you said?"
Wei Xi was stunned, for fear of knowing that his sect was taking in the fallen demon: "What do you mean, isn't this formal enough?"
lead:"… "
Is this a formal or informal question? This is obviously unscientific! Artificial rainfall, this is obviously the manifestation of the gods, okay
Wei Xi looked at the expression of his broken world view, and showed no sympathy at all, but became more vigilant, with a sharp expression: "Wait, you don't want to give money, right?"
Since he learned about the responsibility of Rui Beast from his eldest apprentice, he has been very worried that he will have this day. Is it finally here? ! no! Rui Beast also has a bottom line! Never give money!
lead:"… "
What happened to this Taoist priest, can we communicate
*****
The continuous drizzle came unexpectedly and silently enveloped the arid city.
Wuhua had normal rains in previous years. Before this drought, no one could have predicted that an ordinary rain would trigger a carnival in the whole city.
But at this moment, countless residents walked out of their homes in disbelief, feeling the humidity after a long absence. They no longer complained that the rain had soaked their clothes that were soiled just after hanging out the window, and they no longer bothered about the impact of the water on the ground. Walking, they even refused to hold an umbrella and let the raindrops fall on their heads.
Young children screamed in ecstasy, and even many of the drivers who were driving pulled over and rolled their windows to look up at the sky.
"It's raining!!!!"
Cheers followed one after another, and Feng Bo and Yu Shi stopped moving and looked towards the crowd gathering area, the silhouettes of those jumping and jumping were reflected in their pupils.
The rain teacher chuckled: "I haven't seen this scene for a long time. Although the human world no longer needs us to enshrine it, it feels good to occasionally rain for them."
The falling rain failed to wet him, it was blocked at a distance of more than two centimeters from him, and then fell obediently to the king's feet.
Uncle Feng was also dry all over, but his expression was a little colder than his. Although he didn't answer, he also looked at the position he was looking at and didn't turn his eyes away.
The Taoist priests present were shocked and their minds went blank. The way of raining has been practiced since ancient times, but who has heard that it can be done with a fan without incense? At first they were not sure, but at this time, which cultivator can't guess the identity of the two in front of them
All the Taoist priests suddenly felt that Alexander didn't know how to deal with it, and his knees faintly started to soften.
Someone finally couldn't help it, and said tremblingly: "Rain... Rain God..."
As a result, before he could kneel down, Uncle Feng, who was in front of him, had already put away his fan and glared at him: "What are you screaming!"
The rain's merits and virtues had already come over quickly, and a thin layer of golden light floated in front of the two of them. Uncle Feng glanced at them. Compared with Wei Dedao's body, this merit was just a drop in the ocean.
Gee, the rain really has no future.
Uncle Feng angrily scolded the stinky Taoist priest who wanted to kidnap him and continue his old job: "I figured it out! We professionally treat athlete's foot! The rain just falls!"
Daoists: "?"
******
As a result, at the same time, the mobile phone in Shuozong's pocket began to vibrate wildly.
He took it out and saw that Xia Shouren's name jumped on the screen in a hurry.
As soon as it was connected, the panicked voice of the other party almost pierced the sky—
"Old bastard!!!! Are you in Wuhua now!!!!"
Shuozong: "What?"
Xia Shouren: "We all fucking guessed wrong!!! Those Moruos didn't come to the capital, they diverted to your Wuhua in the middle of it!!!!"
Shuozong's brows furrowed, and he sensed something, and quickly looked up at the sky.
In his exceptionally clear and keen perception, he faintly felt a little black magic energy, and it was indeed rushing towards Wuhua from the direction of the capital.
Why did these Mora come here? What are you doing here
********
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Dozens of Mora swept through the forest, waving their dark cloaks.
The Anxiety Demon opened his mouth and laughed loudly: "The Shura Bird felt the breath of the Demon King!! The Demon King left the world's capital! This direction is going!!!!"
The other Mora who followed behind shouted together: "Long live the devil! Long live the devil!!!"
"There is a human town in front!!!" a little Moruo shouted, "Your Highness the devil! Are we going to pass through!"
At this time, the troubled demon has seen the bright future of his own demon world ruling the world, and shouted without hesitation: "What are you afraid of! The way of heaven has been broken, and no one can do anything about Asura!!! We are the masters of this world!! You forget The screams I heard all the way to the human capital! The fear of all things is our food! Pass through! I can't wait!!!"
The younger brother below was very excited by his yelling, and followed him: "The way of heaven is falling!"
"Humans fear Ashura!"
"We are the masters of the world!!"
"Scream!! Human!!!!"
So a group of Mora jumped and jumped and appeared in the town collectively, looking at the pedestrians passing by.
Sure enough, there was a high-pitched scream.
Hearing the climax in his skull, the Anxiety Demon couldn't help closing his eyes, enjoying the fear that he was about to succeed.
After three seconds, he opened his eyes suspiciously, what about fear
I saw that the person who was screaming just now had taken off a shoe on his foot and smashed it at him—
"Fuck! Theft gang! No morality!"
Troubled Demon: "????"
Before he could react, the person who lost the shoe had already run away with one foot bare, calling someone unknown while running: "Xiaofang! Hurry up and close the windows of the house! The group of thieves mentioned on the Internet The gang is coming to our town X! Mom! The props are really well made! Fortunately, I didn't have my wallet stolen from my quick reaction!"
Troubled Demon: "????"