It took a long time for Shuozong to realize what the problem was. Holding the God-killing whip around his waist, he couldn't help but feel a little complicated.
The Demon Realm is really not weak at all.
In ancient times, the Asura world was even once the biggest heart disease in the heavenly court. Bo Xun acted as he wanted, and he had a group of subordinates who were determined to him. The power assembled should not be underestimated anywhere.
They indulge in sensuality, admire lust, and are all powerful. So much so that at that time, in addition to kneeling to the gods and Buddhas, there were also many fans who sincerely worshipped them.
Although outsiders could not enter the Ashura Realm, there were many legends about Bo Xun even in Heaven at that time. It is said that the Demon Realm is full of treasures they looted outside. Bo Xun's palace is even more built than the hall of the Emperor Even more luxurious, the palaces of mortal emperors are even more out of reach.
Now in the Asura world, the legendary palace exuding the breath of the relics is in front of you.
Unfortunately, this past also refers to the past thousands of years ago.
In reality, Heaven is not what the modern world imagined. Even the aesthetics of gods and Buddhas have changed with the changes of the times. In ancient times, there were no tiles in the world, and the emperor's palace was covered with mud, wood, and thatched roofs. Naturally, the gods in heaven would not use thatched roofs, but how could they be more luxurious than the human world
But now the palace of the gods in heaven has been renovated and tempered several times with the improvement of the aesthetics of the mortal world. After the collapse of the heavenly way, the living standard of the human world has improved by leaps and bounds to the extent that the gods and Buddhas are stunned. Feng Boyu is now back in the constellation. After that, every day I am making a fuss about many smart tools in the world that I have never seen or even imagined before - cities, high-rise buildings, cars, electrical appliances... The first time I learned online health care courses through video, they even used several in a row. Spell to determine whether the teacher in the tablet is demonic.
This is just a mere hundred years of change.
For more than 100 years, the world has been turned upside down, and the innovation of human technology has reached a point where even the gods cannot adapt.
The Moruos of the Demon Realm have been hiding in this hidden barrier for thousands of years since the dragons were headless.
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The Moruos realized that the Demon King was disgusted by the barrenness of the Demon World, and they all panicked, hurriedly begging the Demon King to return to the palace to inspect the treasure.
The Demon King's palace still retains the scenery from thousands of years ago, the magic weapon fairy grass, the Buddha's futon, and so on.
Simply…
Very disappointing!
Tuanjie looked at a bunch of useless futon herbs, and felt that none of them were worth any money. He knocked on the wall and paced the floor, and his disappointment was even more evident: "What is this black thing?!"
Wei Xi realized that the wealth of the emperor, the eldest apprentice, was really meager, and he was a little disappointed: "I watched a TV last time and said that the king of a small country in the western world is very extravagant, and the walls of the palace are covered with diamonds. , you don't even have diamonds, don't you even have gold?"
Shuozong: "..."
Morrows: "QAQ?"
Even if Shuozong was wary of the demon world, he couldn't bear their ignorance at the moment: "The walls and floors here are made of spirit stones."
And there are so many spiritual stones that even gods and Buddhas can't imagine their value. How can the value be comparable to that of common things like gold
Wei Xi did smell a strong spiritual energy as soon as he entered the room. After hearing his explanation, he finally put down his disgust and patiently went forward and touched the black and red stones: "So this is a very precious thing?"
Shuozong nodded. After the Heavenly Dao collapsed and the spiritual qi dissipated, all the spiritual mines in the world disappeared, and of course the spiritual stones disappeared. Looking at the six realms, I am afraid this is the only place that has preserved so many.
Wei Xi was still a little greedy and wanted to try it, but when he heard this, he immediately dismissed the idea, looked at the eldest apprentice, broke off a piece and stuffed it into the pocket of the eldest apprentice who had tacitly opened his coat pocket.
Morrows: "?"
Shuozong: "...what are you doing?"
The Taicang Sect is already very poor, and now the apprentice has created a poorer demon world, and it seems that he has to support himself. Weixi is worried about the source of funds for his sect: "You can take it out and sell it at that time."
Tuanyiyi had a great time digging into the corner of his own, and motioned his master to break the bigger piece next to him: "Yeah, I'm so poor that I'm almost drinking the northwest wind, I have to find a way to get some funding. Junior brother, this game is very popular. huh?"
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong simply didn't know how to deal with these two mental illnesses, so he could only answer coldly: "No one will buy it."
In the past, only a small number of people could own the spiritual stone, and it could not fall into the hands of mortals. After the Heavenly Dao collapsed, it disappeared completely. Only a few surviving high-quality jade stones have a small amount of spiritual energy. However, a truly pure spirit stone does not look like a jade stone. How could mortals recognize this thing and spend money to buy it
Master and apprentice: "..."
Wei Xi took out the spirit stone and took a bite in disappointment. Was it a worthless thing again
There is no car, no internet, no water and electricity, and now even the palace can't find anything of value, and the poorest county in the world will not be so miserable. Unity has finally completely collapsed: "What a broken place!"
The Moruos said uneasy: "Your Majesty! Do you want gold? That's easy! After you ascend the throne, you take us to conquer the world and become the master of the world, and everything in the world is yours!"
Lord of the world? Tuanjie was actually moved, and immediately looked at Master ashamed, not daring to show it.
Lord of the world... Wei Xi was stared at like this by his eldest apprentice, and he didn't dare to show his heart...
Being a beast is so tiring.
The only normal Shuozong glanced at the Moruos coldly and said with a sneer: "Lord of all things? Do you think humans are still the humans of the past? They are now developing rapidly in technology, and their weapons are also powerful. When they hit an atomic bomb, they will perish with you. , Be careful to steal chickens so you don't lose rice."
The Moruos never imagined that humans who haven't seen for thousands of years would be so powerful, and gritted their teeth: "It's a big deal to kill all humans before they resist!"
Shuozong didn't have time to speak, but the idiot master and apprentice retorted very quickly when their interests were touched this time: "Crazy! Kill all human beings and you come to power supply network?!"
Wei Xi also shook his head: "No, Taicang Sect still needs the worship of believers. Without believers, how will Taicang Sect develop?"
The Moruos suddenly felt hopeless.
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The Moruos can only let a group of female Moruos serve Weixi and Shuozong to rest elsewhere, and concentrate on their worries.
Wei Xi frequently looked at the group of female demons, and Shuo Zong couldn't help frowning, blocking his vision: "What are you looking at?"
Wei Xi was blocked by his apprentice and nibbled at the spirit stone. He seemed a little disappointed: "I didn't see anything."
Alas, I thought I could come to the Demon Realm to hunt, but now this group of Moruo seems to be the subordinate of the big apprentice. Rounding up, they are the employees of the Taicang Sect.
If the demon world is rich, it doesn't matter, but they are still so poor. What is the use of these employees, it is better to recruit a pig farm owner.
Wei Xi felt that he had suffered a big loss.
Shuozong was also a little unhappy: the female Moruos in Yu Guangli looked as ugly as the male Moruos, but they were all very hot. In addition to the hot climate in the demon world, they all wore very cool clothes.
The leader of a little female Mara who was accompanying witnessed the confrontation between the two of them couldn't help sneering inwardly.
I heard that this is a monk from the human world. She didn't see much about monks thousands of years ago.
For thousands of years, the devil has despised monks the most. These cultivators are always full of pedantic morality and ruthlessness. Looking at these two, even looking at the female devil a few more times seems to hinder the realm.
actually...
Even the Buddha was almost unable to resist the bewitchment of his Majesty. Which of the things in the world can truly be heartless
Thinking of the respect shown by her own demon king to Wei Xi, the corners of the female demon Luo Yinhong's mouth were slightly raised, and her eyes flashed.
When Wei Xi was taken alone to change his clothes, he saw the little leader who had led him in just now leaning on the rock slump.
The rest of the female Moruo on the side laughed coquettishly when they saw this. The laughter was full of deep meaning, and there seemed to be a different atmosphere surging in the dim palace.
The head of the female Moruo showed her jade body, and her eyes were like hooks: "Sir, Your Highness Tianmo asked me to serve you."
Wei Xi took a bite of the spiritual stone she broke off and didn't finish eating, and didn't feel too cold for her: "Then why are you lying down? Get up and work."
The female devil Luo paused, how could she be so puzzled...
After a long while, he smiled again: "Sir, do you know where this place is?"
Weixi: "Where?"
Female Demon Luo: "This is the world of Asura, the world where all desires gather. Guess what's the difference between this place and the human world."
Although the authentic spirit stone tastes good, it is very hard, even harder than the horn of the troublemaker, so Weixi has to stop and rest for a few seconds after taking a few bites: "What's the difference?"
The female demon Luo Jiao smiled: "The difference is that you can do whatever you want here."
At the same time, his slender legs slowly slipped out of the hem of his clothes, and he stretched out his beautifully curved arms towards Weixi: "For example, if Lord Tianmo asked me to serve you, then you can do whatever you want with me."
Wei Xi paused: "Really?"
Female Moro smiled.
Wei Xi put down the spirit stone, thought about it, and said, "Thank you."
Female Demon Luo: "???"
Ren Xiu is too polite? Why are you thankful for this
But Wei Xi had already come over, and her eyes had become much more focused than before. She immediately put aside her doubts, and said she was puzzled by the style, but she was not moved.
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On the other side, when Shuo Zong took off his coat, he felt a warm breath approaching his back. He turned around and waved his hand, and the female Moruo who was leaning over was swept away by him: "Go away."
The female Moruo was a little unhappy, but she didn't dare to disobey him in the end, she just said unwillingly: "Sir, you have already arrived in the Ashura world, why do you still have to follow the rules of the Lao Shizi that destroy people's desires?"
Shuozong sneered, threw away his jacket, and his eyes fell on the bright purple gold chain on his chest: "Who killed people with you, do you know where this thing came from?"
Female Demon Luo: "?"
Shuozong said nothing, changed his clothes and strode away, came out and saw Wei Xi, his brows immediately wrinkled: "Where's Wei Xi?"
Female Moruo: "Who are the adults asking?"
Shuozong glanced at her and realized that no one here knew Weixi's name, so he could only say, "My master."
The witch immediately showed an ambiguous smile: "So I was asking that lord, that lord, as your majesty's master, naturally has the most outstanding lust demon to serve, presumably he will not be as puzzled as you are. "
The voice fell, and suddenly a faint scream was heard in the distance.
The witch was stunned for a while, a little puzzled. After a while, she covered her mouth and smiled: "Oh, it seems very intense."
Shuo Zong thought of Weixi's strange way of eating and the fact that the female demons seemed to have paid too much attention on the road just now. Xi is pressing on a female Mo Luo, and immediately panicked: "Weixi!"
Then I saw blood all over the house: "...?"
A hot female Mo Luo clutched the wound on her shoulder and screamed again and again, and crawled away from Wei Xi's side. When she saw the door being pulled open, she was happier than anyone else. Entering Shuozong's arms, he raised his head for help: "Sir..."
Shuozong pushed her aside, was silent for a moment, and turned to Weixi in the room. Wei Xi also stared in his direction, stretched out his palm, and licked the blood dripping from his fingers expressionlessly.
Shuozong asked, "...what are you doing?"
Wei Xi stared at the place on his chest where she was hit by the female Moruo just now: "She let me do whatever I want with her."
It just happened that the spirit stone was too hard, and his teeth were sore. Seeing that this Moruo was so enthusiastic, he took a bite.
The head of the female Mora collapsed. How could this person look like a cultivator? He was clearly more like a Mora than himself. He was moody. He was very calm in the last second. Before leaning over, he politely said thank you. I thought I could wait for an indulgence, but who knew that it would be followed by a merciless sip!
Does it mean to do whatever you want
Female Moruo was extremely indignant, and couldn't help but look at Shuozong: "Sir..."
Seeing that Shuozong really had a very ugly face, he walked towards Wei Xi, and then raised his hand high—
The female Moruo just comforted a little in her heart when she saw the hand falling gently, grabbing Weixi's wrist and not allowing him to continue licking, and at the same time said in a serious tone: "Wash your face!
Female Demon Luo: "..."
The stunned female subordinate who followed behind her also had her eyes straight: "Ren Xiu's incomprehensible amorous feelings really can't be saved..."
When Wei Xi heard his apprentice's request, he didn't move, and he didn't mean to do it. He stuck out his tongue and rolled up the corners of his mouth, licking away the blood remaining in the corners of his mouth.
Shuozong was deadlocked with him for a while, his eyes became darker and darker, he remembered the scene he saw when he just opened the door, and wanted to ask Weixi why he didn't know how to keep his distance from the female Moruo, but he didn't know how to speak.
Wei Xi's eating state seems to be the same. When he sucked his yang energy, when he captured Qinglong before, and when he bit this Moruo just now, just from the point of view of posture, they were all close and intimate.
To him, it all seemed like a simple food object.
When his appetite comes up, he can open his mouth and bite on any living thing. Does he really understand the difference between distance and intimacy
Shuozong was silent for a while, and slowly let go of his hand. At this moment, he suddenly heard Wei Xi's cool voice: "Que'er, go and change your clothes."
Shuo Zong was stunned when he heard it, and when he looked down, he realized that Wei Xi was staring at a small blood stain on his chest.
Wei Xi's hand was released, and he licked between his fingers again expressionlessly. He raised his other hand and wiped the blood stain twice, and gave a rare drink: "Go!"
The apprentice didn't move, but looked at himself with a strange expression after being stunned for a while: "Why?"
Wei Xi was inexplicably irritable, even more irritable than when he was hungry: "You hugged her just now!"
Just now that Moruo's body slammed into the apprentice's chest, from his position, the two seemed to be embracing.
The apprentice fell into silence for some reason, and the aura that seemed a little dull just now suddenly became a little complicated. After a while, he finally said: "... You know why I refuse to wash my face when I change my clothes."
Wei Xi frowned and raised his head: "Why should I wash my face?"
The face is not dirty.
The apprentice looked down at him, and his face suddenly came closer.
Wei Xi smelled his scent, smacking his lips, subconsciously sticking it to take a breath, and seeing his apprentice's eyes deep: "You stuck to her, right? I smell your face."
Wei Xi suddenly froze.
Immediately, he refused to kiss, and frowned and turned back: "No!"
The apprentice straightened up and looked at him with a half-smile, "I smell it, I like it."
Wei Xi was furious, raised his hand and rubbed his face, sniffing hard in the palm of his hand.
I was angry while smelling it, because that female Moruo was really delicious!
But how could the apprentice also like this taste!
Shuozong: "..."
Shuozong looked at him like this, his brain became hot, and he lowered his head to find his mouth.
Wei Xi avoided touching him: "Release! I'll go wash my face!"
Shuozong couldn't help biting the tip of his nose: "Aren't you hungry?"
Wei Xi hesitated for a moment: "Eat after washing your face."
Shuozong suddenly wanted to laugh a little, raised his hand to hold his face, and bit his lips: "It's too late, I'll eat like this today."
Wei Xi was so angry that he couldn't escape from being held down. He told his apprentice to stir, his knees softened, he raised his hand and hooked the back of his apprentice's neck, and he was reluctant to push. He pulled out a hand to cover his face, and took the next step to prevent his apprentice's mouth from touching other unwashed spots.
When the apprentice saw this, as if he had seen something very pleasant, he hugged his waist and kissed him while laughing sullenly.
The Moruos at the door: "..."
The little leader Yumo Luo, who was clutching the wound on his neck, said slowly: "These two adults are His Majesty's master and junior brother, right?"
The companion behind her snorted.
When Yumoruo's little leader got a response, he couldn't help but murmured: "...It's strange that I have to understand my style, so the style is left here..."
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The Four Great Moruos were very worried that the Majesty they had found so easily would be bewitched by outsiders, and for this reason, they specially told their subordinates to do whatever they could to prevent them from getting close to His Majesty.
However, the goose never thought that their Majesty wanted to leave much more than the two outsiders.
Wei Xi sucked in the yang breath and insisted on washing his face in the midfield. The second apprentice took off the dirty shirt, bare his upper body, and folded his arms to watch him. After Wei Xi washed his face, he confirmed that there was no smell. Leaning over, the eldest apprentice came out of nowhere: "Master! Let's escape!"
Wei Xi: "..."
Wei Xi: "Can't you stay for a while?"
Unity: "???"
Seeing the reddish lips of the master, Tuanjie turned his eyes to his younger brother, and the whole person collapsed: "Oh my God! The devil is born, okay! Can you act a little bit more anxious than the devil!"
Wei Xi's mentality is quite good. Anyway, he can still breathe in the yang energy. He ran behind the second apprentice towards the mountain where he came, and asked the older apprentice, "Why did they take you there just now?"
Unity Righteousness: "After a battle, they brought me to the throne, and they said they wanted to help me wake up. I watched it for a long time. The throne is not even gold and jade, it's not even mahogany, my mother, Master. I was completely desperate for a moment, this is a fire pit, whoever jumps will die."
Shuozong couldn't bear it any longer: "... The throne of Bo Xun was made from the relics that were transformed into the flesh of Western Arhats..."
Unity: "Anyway, I can't sell it for money!"
Shuozong: "..."
This is true.
Weixi: "Can relics be eaten?"
"Oops!" Tuanjie slapped his head, "Forgot, I should have brought some back to Master for you to taste, why don't you go back?"
Wei Xi gave up after thinking about it: "Well, let's run first, I want to drink ice Coke even more now."
There is no Coke or ice in the Demon World. When he asked Yumo just now, Yumo still had an expression that he didn't know what this thing was. Not only coke, there are no other snacks here, the Moruos don't seem to have the habit of eating, and after going to the palace for so long, they haven't seen the four major Moruos to set up a banquet. In addition to washing his face just now, Weixi found that the demon world is still the same model of fetching water in the mountains. From frugality to extravagance is easy, and from extravagance to frugality is difficult. If it was changed to before going down the mountain, Weixi would probably be able to live such a life, but now he has been outside the mountain for a while, and even after learning how to play the landlord Going back to the environment where there is no food, no clothes, no electricity or even running water, forget it, what's the point.
Shuozong still couldn't believe the abandonment of Unity: "With millions of Moruo following you, are you really not at all tempted?"
Unity slapped his thigh: "Junior brother! Are you stupid? Millions of employees are useless! You can't find a job if you go out!"
Wei Xi frowned: "Are they badly educated?"
Unity is hesitant to say anything: "It's particularly bad."
Wei Xi was shocked: "There are millions of people, and there will be no college graduates!"
Unity Yi said sadly: "Don't say that you have graduated from college, there are no elementary school graduates. I told you, Master, you can't believe it, there are no schools in the devil world! Full text illiterate! It's no wonder that science and technology have not advanced at all. !"
Wei Xi really couldn't believe it: "This... The entertainment industry doesn't need a degree, but they look like they can't make money by going to the entertainment industry to develop with the wild boars."
What can't you do, it's really a bunch of money-losing people!
Shuozong: "..."
The Moruos behind them chased after their subordinates: "Your Majesty!"
Unity Yi ran sullenly, crying while running: "I'm really fucking unlucky! A country without power plants!"
The four major demons at the back are also suffering, it's too miserable, I didn't expect that after thousands of years, the demon world will be so desolate that His Majesty can't wait to resign!
But humans can't kill all of them. The 4G refrigerators that His Majesty said, the Demon World really can't do it!
As the only normal person, Shuozong couldn't help but feel a little confused at this time. Has the Asura Realm, which has been regarded as a time bomb by the other five realms of heaven and earth, really collapsed because there was no 4G
At this time, while running, Wei Xi suddenly slipped and almost fell because of the speed. Shuozong instantly noticed his stumbling and stepped forward to support him.
Wei Xi looked down, only to realize that he had stepped on a large piece of unknown brown liquid, which was sticky and slippery, and exuded a pungent smell.
Tuanjie was also taken aback, stopped and asked him, "Master, are you okay?"
They were running on the streets of the capital, and at this moment, a head stuck out from the low house next to the ground and glanced at the ground: "Wow, the sticky is gushing out again, this thing is very annoying, it often comes from the cracks in many places in the ground of the capital. It pours out from the inside, and it can't be washed when it touches the clothes, so be careful."
Unity immediately disliked the Demon Realm even more. What the hell, it’s okay to be poor. Why are there so many natural and man-made disasters, even the dirt can come out from the ground.
Wei Xi also felt that the smell was very strange. He dipped a little on his hand, squeezed it close, and found it was still sticky. He wanted to stick out his tongue to lick it, but was immediately caught by the second apprentice silently.
"You can't eat this."
"Yeah, Master! This thing is disgusting and stinky, how can you be good at touching it!" Jiwu Jiwu retched a few times.
Wei Xi asked the second apprentice, "Que'er, have you seen this thing?"
Shuozong nodded.
Unity: "Ouch! Damn it can come out of the ground, I feel like throwing up."
Wei Xi rubbed clean hands on Tuanjie's coat: "Is it called sticky?"
Shuozong looked at him: "There is another name."
Wei Xi: "What's it called?"
Shuozong: "Oil."
Unity righteousness: "Ouch, vomit, vomit—????"
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The enchantment in the air was silently torn apart, and the chaotic and hot air of the Demon World poured out continuously from the black, red, black and red gaps.
The blue sky and white clouds, the cold air, and a group of practitioners and auspicious beasts who were anxiously waiting to arrange rescue on the spot.
At the moment when the air began to vibrate, everyone present was stunned, and then Ning Tian's many auspicious beasts rushed up like crazy, all full of vigilance.
No one knows what will eventually come out from the other side of the crack.
Is it a teammate
Or is it Mara who has assembled to disrupt the world
In the countless breathless waiting, a familiar figure stepped out of the crack and set foot on the ground.
It is Shuozong.
At that moment, everyone present burst into tears, Ningtian's auspicious beasts opened their mouths, and their excitement was beyond words. After a long while, Xia Shouren was the first to speak: "Old... bro, congratulations on your coming back alive. "
Shuozong glanced at him, but there was no moving expression on his face: "Xia Shouren, contact the xx department."
Xia Shouren wiped his tears, thinking that he was going to report the result of this operation to the state: "Okay, are you going to tell them that you have killed Bo Xun?"
Shuozong was expressionless: "I didn't kill him."
Xia Shouren was taken aback: "What! Didn't kill?!"
He realized something in an instant, and turned his eyes to stare behind him: "Bo Xun is not dead, what about Weixi!?"
Shuozong opened his mouth, Xia Shouren interrupted him, and tears finally poured out: "... That big scourge, actually died? He has been alive and kicking for thousands of years, and even the way of heaven didn't kill him, how could he die in the demon world?!"
Shuozong: "...Shut up, he's doing fine."
Xia Shouren was embarrassed: "... ah? Oh. That Bo Xun hasn't ascended the throne yet?"
Shuozong: "I am enthroned."
Xia Shouren finally heard the worst news, looked up at the sky and sighed, and broadcast the phone: "The way of heaven collapsed, the heavenly courts are empty, the east and west heavenly courts have been struggling to support the peace for thousands of years, but I didn't expect it to end. ."
Shuozong: "What are you talking about?"
Xia Shouren: "I'll just sigh and tell the XX department to prepare for the war between the demon world and the human world, right?"
Shuozong: "No."
Xia Shouren: "?"
Shuozong: "Let them prepare for diplomatic assistance."
Xia Shouren: "?"
Shuozong: "There are also energy trade preparations."
Xia Shouren: "?"
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The person who received the call had already learned that Mora was alive and might have evil intentions, and he had begun to urgently dispatch various places to frantically prepare a large number of weapons, ready to fight at any time, and even the head of the XX department, who had even started to practice fighter bombing: "? ?"
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