Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 114: Warmly celebrate the grand opening of the first meeting of the establishment of diplomatic relations between the Asura world and the human world!

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One day in the 21st century, Weixi, the head of the Taicang Sect, the greatest organization in the entire demon world, with His Majesty Bo Xun who had awakened, stood on the top of the hill beside the capital of the Asura Realm and drew a circle.

—— "The History of the Modern Development of Ashura"

world.

Residents everywhere felt a little change in their lives.

In a community in Wuhua City, some residents pushed open the windows and looked up.

The long-lost rain is still falling, and the air is comfortably moist, but there is the rumbling sound of fighter jets flying in the sky, one after another, and I don’t know how many have assembled, starting in the middle of the night and now. More than ten hours have passed, and it has not stopped at all.

"What are you doing? This is! Let's not let people live a good life!" The resident was so noisy that he couldn't sleep all night, and he couldn't watch TV during the day. He was annoyed and lit a cigarette. It is found that the homepage has already been swiped by various related information.

He refreshed and found that the situation seemed to be beyond his expectations.

Not only Wuhua, but citizens of many cities in China have discovered a series of abnormal military mobilizations that the country has suddenly started in a short period of time.

In addition to the fighter jets that cut through the sky and the tanks that drove their tracks directly onto the road, many people who got up to work and went to school in the morning even photographed the military vehicles full of soldiers with live ammunition that drove away after the road was urgently cleared. These photos have been sent to hot posts and deleted in batches with great urgency. The hidden meaning of every move seems to be that the state does not want the people to find out that something is wrong, but the state is so tense that they cannot adjust it privately. these forces.

There are even well-informed people on the Internet who revealed-

"I'm going! There was a sudden martial law at the Beijing airport last night, and many big leaders and people showed up on the special plane of X Airlines and took off!"

"There are several neighbors in our community who work in the scientific research institute, and it seems that they were secretly picked up last night."

All kinds of pieces of information on the Internet were pieced together, and netizens suddenly opened their minds and panicked—

"Oh my God!!! Isn't it going to be a war?!!?!?"

"Could it be that the leaders got the news in advance and left us and ran away?!?!"

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Wu Hua, the hearts of many human leaders are equally tense.

Many experts in the rear compartment may not have more than ten minutes between the time they received the phone call and the knock on the door. , and found that there are not only big cows in his own industry sitting in the car.

The experts frowned and whispered—

"What's going on? Why did we suddenly gather without warning? Which base's research project failed?"

Some people are very worried-

"Could it be that the war is about to break out, and when the country is dying, take us to a safe area in advance?"

The old researchers quit as soon as they heard it, blowing their beards and yelling at the leaders ahead: "Stop! So many ordinary people are still in X City, if you want to escape, you run away, I won't go with you!"

The leaders in front could only explain helplessly: "Professors, you have misunderstood. This is not an escape for life, but a diplomatic mission."

The experts looked at each other: "Diplomatic mission?! Which country?!"

leaders:"… "

The leaders looked out the window and took a deep breath: "... Probably, a new continent."

Experts:"!!!!!"

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Wuhua, the surrounding ordinary citizens have been evacuated. When the two sides met, Shuozong glanced at the bombers that were parked in the open space brought by these people.

The leaders' own small circles are filled with worries belonging to mortals: "Are you sure the Demon King has ascended the throne?"

Shuozong said coldly, "I watched him ascend to the throne with my own eyes."

The leaders were silent for two seconds, and tiredness was written on their brows: "I understand."

Xia Shouren on the side hesitated for a moment, and then he couldn't bear to appease them: "You don't have to be so nervous."

How can you not be nervous? The leaders smiled bitterly. The truth that people who are not of our race must have different hearts has been passed down to this day. The ancients only talked about different races. This world and the demon world have already crossed races. How can it be so easy to deal with

What's more, the previous movements of the demon world also clearly showed that this was an opponent that was not easy to control.

They are powerful, act recklessly, and there is no doubt about the degree of danger. As high-level officials of the country, they can naturally have access to some information that ordinary people cannot, such as Qinglong Xuanwu, such as Ning Tian's group of talented people, and many others from ancient times that do not conform to today's socialism. History of Core Values.

There were different voices in the leaders' own group at this time: "We just go like this, it's too risky, we should let them come to our site to meet."

The leading leader shook his head weakly: "What a beautiful dream, do you think this is ordinary diplomacy? The Demon King has already ascended the throne. According to their style, they found the leader and did not take the initiative to send troops to disrupt the normal order of society, but agreed to establish diplomatic relations with us. It's not an easy thing, do you think we can gain the upper hand? No matter whether they are really friendly or not, how likely is it that they can coexist peacefully with human beings, even if it is only one in ten thousand, this risk is enough for us to take a chance take."

After that, he asked Shuozong: "So, when exactly can we meet them? How do we get there?"

"The cracks in space need Asura to tear it apart." Shuozong raised his hand and glanced at his watch, "It should be soon."

On the other hand, the experts present signed the non-disclosure agreement and confirmed that there was indeed a clause in the agreement that said "the exploration location is not allowed to be disclosed", and they were all shocked—

"Now in the 21st century, satellites are exploring the earth's surface in all directions in the universe. How can our country discover new continents under this premise?!"

"But it's clearly written in the terms, it's never going to be fake."

"Could it be that the research center has developed a new exploration tool? Is it secretly sent to space?"

"To be able to discover new land in the existing world map may really be a brand-new new technology that subverts human cognition. I haven't even heard of it."

After the experts communicated, a strong awe for natural science emerged in their hearts.

At their level, they naturally know how difficult it is to break through the existing scientific and technological knowledge structure of human beings, and they can surpass the accuracy of the existing satellites of various countries. This is simply a highlight in the history of world science!

At this time, the expert Yu Guang swept a touch of incompatible scenery.

The expert was stunned: "This group of people...?"

The companions next to him also followed, and saw a group of practitioners in Taoist robes, Shi Shiran, approached, passed them, and approached Shuozong and other auspicious beasts who were waiting with the leaders.

Shuozong's voice came from afar: "You are here."

The head of the bald old monk folded his hands and nodded: "Asura Dao has a deep relationship with my Buddha. Now that the devil has ascended the throne, he has given up doing evil, so he has this opportunity to communicate and develop. My Buddha is merciful, and naturally we should go together to ask him his congratulations. ."

Experts who have grown up with modern education can't understand the terms in their words at all, and someone frowned: "What is it?"

Another person answered him: "Isn't he going to preach in the New World?"

The experts thought it was very possible, and couldn't help feeling speechless: "These people who engage in feudal superstition are really unwilling to let go of any chance. The discovery of the New World is the result of scientific progress, what does it have to do with these ghosts and gods. ?"

"The wisdom of the people is not open." Someone pointed at Shuozong and said, "That young man is the person in charge of the Ningtian Group, right? You see that he is tall, talented, and has a successful career. I didn't expect to believe this kind of thing."

Shuo Zong's ears were very sensitive, and he glanced at the experts lightly. He didn't want to participate in this materialism and idealism. He only noticed something, opened his mouth and said to the waiting leaders: "Get ready, it's time to go."

The atmosphere of the leaders, who were still discussing in a low voice, was immediately swept away.

Finally going! The experts in the rear also immediately put aside the topic of superstition and started their longing for the new continent, but at the same time they are also a little puzzled. Since they are going to explore, why not go to the seaside and bring them inland

Someone immediately thought of a very reasonable explanation: "Maybe to avoid being detected by other countries, you came to Wuhua to take an anti-radar plane, right?"

It was so reasonable, everyone nodded, and felt the ubiquitous scientific power again, and then felt a sudden and unusual shock.

The experts were startled and looked back, what happened? ! Is it the sound of anti-radar fighter jets starting

The next moment, in their field of vision, in the air in front of them, a black-red fissure suddenly tore open, and then the horrific head of the demon came out and looked at the crowd.

Experts:"!!!!"

The leaders were also a little frightened, but they quickly regained their composure and signaled the experts in the rear to wait outside first.

The experts were immersed in the sudden shock: "This! What's going on?!"

The leaders are a bit embarrassed. These experts are coaxed by them. In recent years, the core values of the country have been promoted very well. It is these experts who have a firm position and a radical style who have contributed the most. They didn't tell the truth before. First, they were worried that the news would be leaked. Second, they wanted to avoid these radical experts from criticizing their superstition. At this point, they don't know how to explain it.

Shuozong twitched the corners of his mouth impatiently in the silence on both sides: "Multidimensional space, isn't it scientific?"

Experts:"… "

They didn't know how to complain for a while, and they could only turn to the people who came out of the cracks. This is not a human being that can be explained by science in a broad sense! The experts stared at the eyes full of demons: "He! He is!"

Shuozong: "A fetal malformation caused by dysplasia."

Experts:"… "

If you insist... OK.

Demon: "??"

Tianmo didn't understand this, but he vaguely felt that it was not a good thing to say, but he didn't dare to argue with His Majesty's junior brother, so he could only glared at Shuozong.

Shuozong didn't feel guilty at all, and bit him back: "You're late."

The Heavenly Demon was choked for a moment, and then he said, "It's not like you don't know, Your Majesty told the Demon Realm to get ready, so I'm a little late."

When the leaders heard the word "prepare", their hearts suddenly tightened.

But at the same time, I feel that this is expected. The establishment of diplomacy between different countries is difficult, not to mention the first ice breaking between the two worlds? For this mission, they mobilized nearly half of the country's stockpiles of armed forces. It must be a similar situation on the Devil's side, right

Seeing them staring at each other, each of them gave up their lives and forgot to die, he couldn't help turning his head in a complicated way.

Prepare…

The closer the leaders got to the exit of the Demon Realm, the more tense their hearts became. The fighter jets stopped outside just to prevent the Demon Realm from turning back and coveting the world. After all, although it was agreed to establish diplomatic relations, who knows what attitude and requirements they have? If the requirements are too strict, or if they are hostile to human beings, then human beings will not be passively beaten, and no matter how difficult it is, they will have to fight back.

With such a plan in mind, they must be very nervous as the first troops.

However, in their position, they must have their own government, which is their irresistible duty and destiny.

Before the old leader stepped out of the barrier, he put his hand into the deep pocket of his jacket, and there was a pocket gun in it.

What is waiting for human beings? What are the consequences of the collision of two different cultures

His back was straight, his gray hair was full of wind and frost, his eyes flashed, and he finally glanced behind him with nostalgia, then took a deep breath and stepped out.

boom-

There was an earth-shattering sound of artillery, followed by a lingering sound of bombardment.

The old leader's eyes widened stiffly, and when his vision became clear, he was: "..."

In front of him, on the barren mountain top of the Demon Realm, red firecrackers all over the ground were burning enthusiastically, and the fireworks at the back were also lit. One after another, bright fireworks exploded in the dim sky of the Demon Realm.

A melodious piece of music came from out of nowhere—"Hey~ today is a good day..."

In the open space, a group of female demons danced under the leadership of the reluctant trouble demons.

Old leader: "… "

The other leaders who came out behind him: "..."

Behind Moruo, two figures in suits stood side by side, one was tall and the other was slender. The moment he saw them, he raised his hand, and behind him, two tall Moruo quickly retreated to the sides, showing The long banners in their hands read—

"Warmly celebrate the grand opening of the first meeting of the establishment of diplomatic relations between the Ashura world and the human world! 》

leaders:"… "

Wei Xi stood opposite and quickly glanced behind the old leader, frowning slightly, as if he saw something dissatisfied.

The old leader was stared at and became nervous for a moment. He thought that the guards he had brought aroused the vigilance of the other party, so he heard him ask: "You didn't bring the media?"

leaders:"… "

Wei Xi was a little annoyed, what's the matter? They said that the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two countries can be used on various TV stations in the world. He also wanted to use this to advertise the Taicang Zongzong, so he even urgently spent money to arrange this welcome ceremony regardless of the cost. He had set up so many banners and firecrackers, and even bought a dress for himself and his two apprentices (although the two apprentices refused to wear them), and even had his hair done, but the media didn’t come

Tuanjie picked up the mobile phone on the ground and turned off the local music, comforting him: "It's okay, Master, let's take a picture by ourselves. Come on, let's stop the meeting and take a group photo!"

As he said that, he shoved his mobile phone into the hands of the demon, taught him how to take pictures, and stepped forward to greet a group of sluggish leaders to stand in front of the banner.

Wei Xi shouted, "Queer!"

Shuozong stood in the gap with a sullen face, unwilling to move, but was pulled over by Wei Xi and took a photo together.

Wei Xi also had some regrets: "It's a pity that I didn't go to Taicang Zong to open a rift before, otherwise, I would go back to Zongmen and get our business license, and the publicity effect would be better."

Shuozong: "..."

Unity: "It's alright, Master, when the time comes, you won't have to go up to one. Meitu Xiuxiu has used it very well. This material can also be used when we shoot a new commercial next time."

As he spoke, he took out a marker from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of a leader beside him: "I have long admired the famous name, everyone will sign a special signature, and write 'I wish the Taicang Sect believers all over the world, the better the better.' , or a 'conscientious enterprise, a pacesetter in paying taxes'."

leaders:"… "

Several neglected leaders finally found their voices at this time: "Excuse me, are you..."

Unity: "Ah? Don't you come here to establish diplomatic relations with me? I, Asura Demon King, just ascended the throne."

leaders:"… "

The leaders stared at each other for a moment, and the gray-haired old leader turned his head tiredly and said to the guards, "There's no need for so many people, you go out and invite the experts in."

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world.

The sound of the roaring plane overhead has gradually disappeared, but the resident leaning against the window looked at all kinds of speculations about war on the Internet, thinking of the mighty movement last night, and still trembling with fear, the cigarette lit in his hand burned to the cigarette butt I forgot to take a sip, and I was so frightened that I would pack up my luggage and take my family to fly away.

But before he could search for the air ticket price, the host of the noon news broadcast sweetly on the TV——

"Special news, at 15:00 Beijing time, the first daily military exercise of the XX unit has ended. I deeply apologize for the inconvenience caused to the residents..."

The resident listened slightly.

Immediately, he started sweating, feeling that he was so nervous just now that he was too sick. Living in a peaceful country, he actually believed in the nonsense of those people on the Internet.