Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain

Chapter 121: No matter what you eat, you can't finish it

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Take all precautions, the dream news was leaked after all.

Voices from all over the country, and even from all over the world, appeared together. No matter how anxious the relevant departments were, they were helpless and had no choice but to watch the topic lose control little by little.

Although not every citizen had a related dream, but with so many similar experiences around them and on the Internet, the panic was instantly like a prairie fire, which ripped through the minds of most people.

Obviously the New Year is approaching, but this time, there is no joy on people's faces. Cities, small towns, villages, with the Internet in every corner, chaos has emerged, and speculations about the possible end of the world are endless. Many people stubbornly believed in this judgment, and they were so scared that they lost their minds, so that the supermarket was overcrowded, and the express delivery was so busy that it was paralyzed. The supply of necessities such as rice, flour, grain and oil, and even coal is in short supply.

The leaders of various cities are going crazy, and they even mobilize mobile vehicles to take to the streets to broadcast audio in a loop to persuade the public not to follow suit.

Compared with them, the leaders of some relevant departments who know the inside story have a much more indifferent attitude. When they hear the anxious report in the office, they can only report it with a sympathetic smile.

If the Dao of Heaven collapses and the world is really destroyed, what is the use of grabbing more materials to go home

Human beings have been in this world for too long, so long that they have given birth to the illusion that they are the masters of this world and can do whatever they want. How weak and tiny human beings are.

******

The sky was so dark that it seemed like a ball of black ink that could not be melted.

On the way, Wei Xi asked the second apprentice suspiciously: "Que'er, where is the way of heaven?"

"The way of heaven is everywhere." Shuozong replied calmly, "We are not looking for the way of heaven, but looking for its cracks."

But even he didn't expect that the nearest fissure of the Heavenly Dao would appear in Maohua Mountain.

It was the Mount Maohua where Qiu Guokai invited many Taoist priests to hunt for ghosts for the crew, but Wei Xi accidentally gained a group of goblin employees.

Shuozong stood at the top of the hotel on Mount Maohua, the mountain wind was wild, he squinted at the sky above his head: "I can't hang on this ordinary mountain that can breed so many monsters, it turns out that there was a gap in the way of heaven at that time. ."

Just thinking about it, the rift in Heaven was not big at that time, so there was no trouble, but some spiritual energy was leaked out, so that some gifted animals in the mountains could become spirits.

"Hey! Where did you guys come from?! Why did you suddenly appear on the roof of our hotel!" The sudden appearance of a group of auspicious beasts was a bit loud, and the hotel surveillance camera caught it. Security came to stop it.

The boss said in his heart that he was unlucky enough. Some time ago, he was inexplicably reported that the hotel was clean and unhygienic. The health department came to inspect and fined him severely. The boss can't figure it out. It stands to reason that his hotel usually hires relatives, and they should be very sloppy, but the whistleblower doesn't know what's going on, just like they have been in their hotel for many years, even they usually wipe with a rag. The toothbrush cup knows everything. After eating this boring loss, the boss was so angry that he wanted to find out who the whistleblower was. As a result, during this time, he brought a group of employees all over the hotel to look for cameras, but he couldn't find a single hair.

This is already weird enough, and as a result, something even weirder happened today. There was no movement in the lobby. How did these people get to the top floor

Shuozong glanced at the unscrupulous boss who was reported by him after he moved in [Chapter 60]. His impression was very bad, and he didn't bother to tell the other party. He still followed the leader of a department who came to show his work certificate. , and called for someone from the Maohuashan Tourism Management Department to evacuate the employees in this hotel—

"We have detected that a group of mobile poaching gangs have entered the area of Mount Maohua. For the sake of safety, I hope you can suspend business and take refuge outside the mountain for a few days."

The boss was shocked, seeing that the familiar management staff was called by the other party, and he did not doubt: "So you are plainclothes!"

In winter, there are no tourists in Mount Maohua. Their hotel has not been doing business for several days. Compared with making money, of course, life is more important, so he immediately took the staff to pack up and hide in panic. When I left, I also saw many animals in the mountains madly fleeing down the mountain with my car in the jungle. With emotion, I did not forget to post on the Internet—

[Don't believe in the end of the world, poachers are rushing to achieve performance at the end of the year, the police are still catching criminals, the health department is so energetic to issue tickets, it's the end of the world, how can there be such an order!]

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All the people who stayed in Maohua Mountain were evacuated, smelling something bad, and the keen animals also fled for their lives. Wei Xi squatted on the edge of the rooftop and looked at the animals who were panicking and panicking. Fresh-keeping box, with a long sigh—

"This is all wild, you can't just catch it..."

He is quite leisurely and does not forget to eat and drink.

The other auspicious beasts were already in unprecedented tension, the air was shaking, and many strange figures appeared on the rooftop, each with a faint divine light.

Wei Xi immediately looked at them vigilantly.

The other auspicious beasts at the scene seemed to recognize them, and Feng Bo Yushi even said hello: "You are here too?"

This group of newcomers are a little arrogant, and they like to ignore Feng Bo Yushi. Only one person wearing a Taoist robe with fierce eyebrows answered them: "Nonsense, the way of heaven is broken, how can we be alone as gods and Buddhas?"

Feng Boyu is now barely his own employee, Wei Xi is a little unhappy: "Who is this?"

The apprentice replied calmly: "The last gods and Buddhas left in the Heavenly Court in the East and the West. More than a hundred years ago, the Heavenly Dao collapsed, leading to the destruction of the Heavenly Court, and all the constellations fell. Only they had a large number of believers at that time and were able to survive the catastrophe."

Wei Xi nodded, seemingly understanding but not understanding: "It turns out that he is an advanced employee, and he doesn't look down on poor performance. No wonder he is so shy in front of Feng Boyu."

Constellation: "… "

The ferocious Taoist-robed immortal twitched, and Wei Xi saw him and felt familiar: "Alas, you are the one offered by Daoist Kuang and the others in the Lotus Capital Temple..."

The immortal obviously recognized him, and snorted heavily, while a companion asked him, "This is..."

"He robbed the believers in my view!"

At that time, he was so angry that he cut off Tohka in one breath!

The fairy who asked: "???"

Wei Xi has already stood up and started recruiting: "Weixi, the head of the lower Taicang sect, all immortals, do you have any intention to come to our Taicang sect for development?"

No matter what species it is, if the performance is good enough, Taicang Sect will welcome it!

Immortals: "..."

The auspicious beasts also: "..."

Shuozong turned his face away silently, and Xia Shouren couldn't take it anymore and said, "Wei... Wei Xi, let's not say when it is now... You can recruit demons and demons, isn't it a bit too much to recruit even gods...?"

Wei Xi felt that his logic was very problematic: "their units have closed down, why can't I help the laid-off workers find jobs again?"

After thinking for a while, he said: "Besides, this is not the first time. Isn't Feng Bo Yushi doing a good job in our company?"

Xia Shouren: "..."

Xia Shouren once again realized what the applause was reasonable and could not refute.

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The fierce-looking fairy raised his brows: "Laid-off workers?!"

Wei Dedao, who was next to him, slowly came over to block his sight: "This Xingjun, my disciple is still young, and I'm quicker to speak out. Don't worry about it."

As soon as he appeared on the stage, the golden light of merit and virtue all over his body was about to startle the gods and Buddhas!

Several immortals looked at his appearance in astonishment: "Who are you!"

Wei Dedao said with a smile: "Being an unnamed person, the name is not worth mentioning. Fortunately, I was lucky, I received a good apprentice, and now I am being offered by the apprentice in the Taicang sect as an offering to God."

"What an offering to a god!" The fierce immortal hated Wu Jiwu because Wei Xi once went to his Taoist temple to dig believers, and snorted coldly, "There is no divine bone appointed by God, at best a false god!"

Wei Dedao was not angry, and he continued to take it slow as usual: "Yes, each of you Xingjun is much stronger than me, I just thank the believers to look up to it."

His temper is so good that people can't get angry even if he wants to, and he is covered in rare golden light of merit, which is even more eye-catching than his identity as a pseudo-god. The gods couldn't help but curiously turned to Feng Boyu Shi, who had been a colleague with poor performance but was familiar with it: "You...you really entered their sect now? What are you doing in their sect?"

The fierce god hummed: "Didn't you see how they looked like they had fallen into a demon, they must not be doing anything serious!"

Uncle Feng was furious: "Stop talking nonsense!"

The rain master also frowned: "Although we were confused for a while, but later on, it didn't make a big mistake. What we are doing now is also a serious matter for the benefit of the world. This is a bit mean."

Fierce Immortal's brows furrowed deeper: "A major event?"

Feng Bo raised his eyebrows and snorted: "Not bad! It is the most important event in the world that is most admired by Heaven."

The immortals were all stunned, thinking of their identities, they were all astonished: "What do you mean, wind and rain?"

Although wind and rain are very important to heaven and earth, how can it not be called the most respected by heaven, right

Feng Bo: "How is that possible! It's much more promising than wind and rain. I only occasionally do things with the rain teacher about rain."

The immortals became more and more confused, what new job could make Feng Bo Yushi give up his ability to seek rain for thousands of years, and still boast so confidently that he has a brighter future

Yu Shi smiled and replied: "It's nothing, but learning to treat beriberi, hemorrhoids and constipation for the believers."

Immortals: "????"

Feng Bo's eyes were full of pride: "Not only that, Yu Shi and I have recently taken an online class together, learned the principles of fungi, and plan to tackle psoriasis and acne together in the next step!"

Immortals: "????"

The fierce god couldn't believe it: "The major event in the world that is highly praised by Heaven and brings blessings to the world is... Treating athlete's foot, hemorrhoids and constipation? Do you think it is possible?"

Uncle Feng couldn't get used to their lack of energy, and sneered: "Why is it impossible? Look at the merits and virtues of others. I only tell you because I saw that I was in the heavenly court. Don't say anything!"

Immortals: "..."

The immortals vaguely felt that they seemed to have heard something incredible, and turned to Wei De and said, "You, your golden light of merit, could it be..."

Wei De said: "..."

Wei Dedao secretly turned to Weixi's position, smiled and nodded: "Not bad."

"!!!!!!"

The eyes of the fierce gods changed, and while he felt that it was impossible, the golden light of merit on Wei Dedao was too convincing. This is a merit that the stars have not dared to imagine for thousands of years. Wei Dedao is a false god, but he got it. now...

However, what Feng Boyu said was too incredible.

He looked at Master Feng Boyu suspiciously: "This... If this is true, why are there so few merits on both of you?"

Feng Boyu was stunned when he heard this.

To be honest, they have also thought about this issue recently.

At present, the number of believers in Taicang Sect is limited, so there are not many believers who have unspeakable secrets. However, except for Mrs. Wang, there are still a few who have corns or poor excretion. They have followed the progress of the online class and tried the treatment. , the way of heaven has given the golden light of merit, absolutely not as much as Wei Dedao.

At first, the two of them thought, was it being deceived by the Taicang Sect? Could it be possible that Wei Dedao secretly has other means to accumulate merit

But they often hang out with Wei Dedao, and they have never seen Wei Dedao do anything special. Every day I just take the two of them to wander around the homes of a limited number of believers, eat tributes, look at incense candles, and just like them to show the believers about miscellaneous diseases. But the same thing, the golden light of merit and virtue fell on Wei Dedao every three or five times as if he didn't want money. In the last half month, he said less than seven or eight times, and it was more than once.

Feng Bo and Yu Shi are also very confused, what's going on

Wei Dedao listened very silently. Recently, during the honeymoon period of cooperation between the Asura world and the human world, it seems that several new oil fields have been discovered outside the capital. Unity also organized the demon world to come up with a full name. Literacy and literacy activities…

Should I tell them this...

But before he could think about it, Uncle Feng had already found the answer consciously. First of all, it was absolutely impossible for Wei Dedao to secretly earn merit under their noses. Second, the way of heaven is always fair, and everything in the world looks the same to the way of heaven. Therefore, there is no reason why it is possible to open a small stove for the other party, and the amount of merit is different. There is only one possible—

"I think we are not as good as him!"

Wei Dedao's eyes were blank: "... not bad!"

Fierce Immortal frowned, not knowing what to think in his heart, and on the surface he was unwilling to agree: "I think you are really crazy."

The other gods have almost the same attitude.

Even if you think about it, the gods have a high self-esteem, the most important dignity, and the golden light of merit, although it is a medal of the gods, and the gods are flocking, but from a practical point of view, it is not particularly useful for them. It would be too difficult for them to please a false god for the sake of some merit and golden light, if they had no fallen demons and had a good status in the Heavenly Court in the past.

******

The gods ignored Weixi's offer, making Weixi feel the embarrassment of being a small business owner again. Fortunately, at this time, Tiandao finally made a move, letting him get out of such worries for a short time.

The sky seemed to be more gloomy than before.

Vaguely, thunder rolled in the sky.

Everyone present can easily tell that this is the sound of thunder that is different from ordinary thunder.

It's just that the thunder is already very weak, it sounds like Tiandao wants to chop something, but he is exhausted.

Wei Xi looked up at the sky in confusion, and when he heard the thunder, he vaguely felt a change in his heart, but he couldn't tell what it felt.

Like fear, like something else trying to get out of the body.

He pricked up his ears, wanting to listen carefully to what he had forgotten, until the second apprentice approached, raised his hand and covered his ears with warm palms.

Wei Xi: "Queer, what are you doing?"

But he saw Wei Dedao walking towards him slowly: "Xi'er, if you listen to that voice too much, your brain will become stupid, let's not listen to it."

Weixi: "!!!"

"There are more fissures in the Dao of Heaven, and the Dao of Heaven is collapsing!" Xia Shouren shouted towards this side, "Old - who is that!! Come and set up a battle!"

Shuozong and Wei Dedao quickly exchanged "eyes".

Wei Xi is now in the shell of human beings and has not awakened, so he should be safe.

But Wei Xi is now in the shell of human beings, without awakening, and also without power.

The same is true for Weird.

Wei Dedao nodded, Shuozong said softly, "Wait for me to come back", let go of his hand and leaped into the auspicious beasts.

Wei Xi didn't have his apprentice to cover his ears, he just felt that the dull sound of thunder was much clearer, but every time he wanted to listen carefully, Wei Dedao next to him reminded: "If you listen too much, you will become stupid."

Wei Xi said coldly, "Wei Dedao, don't scare me."

But I was worried that it would be bad for a smart brain like me to be influenced, so I didn't go out of my way to capture the frequency of thunder.

After the destruction of the upper heaven, the gods, Buddhas, and beasts that once filled the sky are now only a handful of people gathered on the rooftop. Compared with the boundless world, they are as small as a drop in the ocean. But Shuozong didn't care at all, his voice still had a youthful feeling that belonged to "Lu Que", but it didn't affect the majesty of it in the slightest: "A spirit formation."

With one look, all of Ning Tian's auspicious beasts approached.

The rest of the gods and Buddhas looked at each other and acquiesced to his command.

After a while, a vast array of magical powers rose to the ground in their hands, rushing straight towards the broken heaven!

The originally weak Heavenly Dao seemed to have been injected with a booster, but then, an even more angry roar erupted from the cracks in the Heavenly Dao! Part of the group besieged Tiandao, and part of them rushed towards them angrily!

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This smear of black covers the sky and the sun, with a terrifying cold wave.

In the city, it was still in the afternoon, but the sky was already as dark as midnight. What was even more terrifying than the previous days was that it was raining this time.

The gust of wind mixed with torrential rain slammed against the glass curtain wall of the office building, so violent that it was as if the building could not be blown down.

People who were at work finally had no intention of working, and left their desks in fear and gathered in the corner. The leader's appeal didn't work. Thinking of the speculation that was raging on the Internet, some people simply turned around and left in despair at the shouting of the leader.

Go fuck work, fuck your boss! The end of the world is coming! What a social animal! Of course, the priority is to grab shopping funds! ! ! !

*****

Huamao Mountain.

"Not good!" Xia Shouren was taken aback by the blackness, "Why is there so much grievance here! There are more people than the ones who went to the capital!"

Shuo Zong took out the God-killing whip with a cold face and greeted him, and with one whip, the seemingly endless grievances were dispersed: "If you don't know the reason, then hit him directly."

This is indeed very reasonable. Xia Shouren rushed over with his companions as soon as he gritted his teeth, but resentment learned a lot this time. Instead of condensing himself into a prototype, he adopted a scattered and wretched style of play, which was everywhere. It follows the shadow and is incredibly flexible, as if someone is behind it.

Wei Xi on the rooftop was a little anxious. Seeing that his second apprentice had fewer enemies and more enemies, he naturally wanted to help, but there was no assistance, and he couldn't jump that high no matter how he jumped.

Wei Xi tried several times but couldn't fly, so he could only shout to the one who stayed with him: "Wei Dedao!"

Wei Dedao sighed and seemed to want to say something to him, but in the end he just called him softly: "Xi'er..."

Wei Xi stared at the air, and the second apprentice was finally hit by anger!

Countless grievances could not break through the God-killing Whip, and he simply condensed himself into a sharp blade and swept the opponents, cutting and self-destructing all the way. This lethality is completely unmatched by mortal weapons. Those with weaker defenses, such as Xia Shouren, were directly bombed with injuries all over his body. Even Shuo Zong suffered a heavy blow on his face, and a rare wound appeared.

The golden-red blood slid down his cheeks, and Shuozong's expression was rarely gloomy.

"That's not right." He looked at the cracks in the Heavenly Dao with certainty, "Something is manipulating them."

Resentment is selfish and cold, and subverting the way of heaven is only for the sake of returning the world to a chaotic state so that they can be out of control. They do not have the belief of self-destruction and martyrdom, and they are obviously driven by a higher-level existence.

Seeing the wound on the apprentice's face, Wei Xi's eyes turned red, and his head pounded, only to feel a terrifying and unfamiliar aura in the depths of his body that burst out instantly and uncontrollably.

"court death!!!!!"

He himself didn't know how to do it, and when he regained consciousness, he found that he had blocked in front of his apprentice, holding a handful of resentment that had been torn to shreds, and his body was about to fall.

Shuozong was taken aback, and immediately freed up one hand to hug his waist: "Weixi!"

Wei Xi's consciousness returned to his senses, and the fleeting anger was gone. He hurriedly stuffed the anger into his mouth and looked back at the wound on his apprentice's face: "Queer, are you alright?"

Xia Shouren, who was not far away, was very resentful: "I've been cut like this. The wound of the old beast is estimated to be less than two centimeters. Why is no one asking me if I'm okay..."

But at the same time, many auspicious beasts suddenly realized something from his actions.

When they were in the capital, they didn't feel that anything was wrong when Weixi ate the lump of grievances that had condensed and formed. They dissipated completely, but Wei Xi still ate them easily, and there was no change in the resentment of being eaten.

It was as if all the existences in the world had no resistance when they met Wei Xi's mouth.

The auspicious beasts looked at each other differently, and the resentment that had been lingering in front of them finally stopped.

The atmosphere was tense like a calm sea on a turbulent ocean current.

Suddenly there was a chuckle in the sky.

A vague figure finally stepped out from the crack of the Heavenly Dao: "I said, how can the grievances sent out have no return, it turned out to be you."

Xia Shouren recognized his identity at a glance: "Chaos!!!"

The ferocious-looking immortal next to him was startled: "Chaos?! Didn't Chaos have been killed by the thunder?! What's more, Chaos looks like a dog with long hair and four legs, it doesn't seem like he is like this!"

"Not that Chaos."

Xia Shouren's expression, which has never been righteous, finally became serious at this moment: "It's the chaos before the world opened up. It's too late for you to become a god, and it's normal if you don't know."

Before Pangu created the world, the world was dark, or this darkness was chaos itself. Chaos devours all existence, so apart from him, there is simply no room for humans and other beings to exist. Later, the chaos was finally split, and there was heaven and earth, and everything in the world that is prosperous and diverse today.

Chaos said slowly: "Yes, I was born with this world, and my lifespan is longer than that of the sun, moon, stars and heaven, and I am your elder."

Wei Xi looked at the guy who suddenly appeared, his eyes fixed.

Xia Shouren: "An elder who wants to turn everything into chaos?"

Chaos didn't care: "This world is mine, I will turn it back into chaos, shouldn't I?"

Shuozong sneered: "You devoured everything in the world, so the world should be yours?"

Weixi also eats everything, but at least he knows that it is stealing, eating unreasonably, and he will be beaten after eating. Compared with his own Weixi, the senior Chaos is really shameless.

Chaos' laughter is everywhere, with deep hatred: "Why isn't it mine? I was taken away! Heaven has suppressed me for so long! It's time to return it!

Xia Shouren twitched the corners of his mouth, knowing that he couldn't reason with it: "I thought you had disappeared, but I didn't expect that you were only suppressed by the Tao of Heaven."

Chaos laughed: "How can chaos dissipate! Chaos is chaos! Chaos can live in any corner of the universe, even if it is turned into ashes, it can live, and the way of heaven can't do anything about me!"

Numerous gods and Buddhas listened with nervous expressions.

Yes, chaos is indeed like this. It is just a touch of "qi". It is not like a ghost that can be transcended, nor can it die like a physical body. Its life and death are a vague concept, because it has no real shape, no Fear of water, fire and any attack, no matter how it is separated and cut, it always exists in this world.

At this moment, Wei Xi suddenly turned to Shuozong and swallowed, "Queer."

When Shuozong heard his voice, his tense expression softened slightly, and he looked down at him: "What?"

Wei Xi's reaction was different from everyone's, and he even looked a little happy: "What does he mean... Can he eat all the time and never finish it?"

No matter how you eat it, you can't finish it, what kind of fairy baby is this!

Shuozong: "..."

Rui Beasts: "..."

chaos:"???"

Everyone suddenly began to think very seriously about this issue.

The author has something to say: Xia Shouren [touches his chin]: "...If you're willing to eat and pull... vomit!"